Lord Voldioshide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Monster Hunter, and Fallout. A bear, a rabbi and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender says: "What is this some kind of joke?" ...I am horrible at breaking the ice. For new readers, hello! Nice to meet you! Make yourselves at home. I'm working on a Fallout: New Vegas story you might like. For older readers, nice to see you again! It's been a while. Your crap is still in my living room and I'm done with Monster Hunter. I'm getting back into writing, flexing the old digits. Stick around. You might like what you read. Current Stories: By Our Blades: Adventure/Fantasy hiatus...forever. A Dark End:Oneshot Finished Oneshot compilation In progress | |||||||
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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,664 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 12/28/2005
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,903 - Follows: 20,132 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,470 - Follows: 19,510 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Put Your Lights On by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Final Chapter posted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 352,912 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Perfect Hero by Myst Eternally reviews
"I want to be the best! The strongest! The single, absolute greatest! Because…I want to make everyone around me happy!" So he did. So he shall. And so he will. [A test story for a Mary Sue/Gary Stu that can still have a character. And a challenge, I suppose. What is the challenge? Try to guess.]
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Isolation by Yassen275 reviews
It has been four months since the battle at the Adams Airforce Base and Peregrine "Perry" Neeson has promises to keep, jobs to be done. This is the story of his wonderings, his revelations and the crushing dread of feeling truly alone.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,465 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Sever All Ties by Vegeta26 reviews
Can belief in one person be strong enough to make someone turn his back on everyone and everything he knows? Is Jack's devotion to Ridley strong enough that he will stand against his old comrades?
Radiata Stories - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
For The Living by Ezakiel reviews
When an ancient threat rears its head yet again, the Monster Hunters have to take up their arms to claim their future. Former "An Unusual Assignment"
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 3,529 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
I Am Your Slave by EvaXephon reviews
An alternate version of the events of SC3 and SC4 with twists to the story and characters. Final Chapter: 60. This story is now complete! I hope you enjoyed it!
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 350,223 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Siegfried, Tira - Complete
Queen of the Land by JANPU reviews
There’s another name she goes by, the name she’s passed down through generations of hunters through bloodshed, and she holds it with pride as she walks; head bowed, neck arched, cognisant...
Monster Hunter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Dead Space: Twinkle Twinkle by Hawki reviews
Poem: Light is essential for life, both physically and emotionally. In the absence of light however, only the dark remains. And through the dark, the anathema of life moves. Creatures darker and more terrifying than the darkness which they move through...
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Godsent, Regrettably by SilverKnight reviews
Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Life in Albion Sucks! by ficflicker reviews
Ladies and gentlemen please! Would you bring your attention to me! Chapter 10 is up for you to see! You can all stop yelling now, please!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/15/2005
Life's Simple Pleasures by Caesardire reviews
Only 30 days to find an antidote. What could possibly go wrong?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,481 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Shego, Kim P.
Shadow of the Colossus: The REAL Story by gamegirl244 reviews
What REALLY happened between the Wanderer, Dormin, Agro, Mono, and the Colossi in the Forbidden Land...-EDIT: STORY COMPLEDED-
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Haley's Book by Contraltissimo reviews
The journalings of a survivor shipwrecked in Deep Sky. All original cast, no game experience necessary. Please read and review!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
The Titan Chronicles, Episode III: Thresholding by CidGregor reviews
RobStar, minor BBTerra. A terrible misunderstanding puts Tamaran and Earth at the brink of war. But when the Gordanians make a bid to conquer Earth, only a royal marriage can forge peace between Earth and Tamaran in time to defeat the invaders...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,324 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Robin, Starfire
Like an Animal by Caesardire reviews
This time, BeastBoy takes it too far... Rated M for Sexual themes, and Language
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
A Xenosaga Parody by GeneralNMX reviews
This was a two month undertaking on the GameFAQs message board, where I strived and suceeded in posting at least one part per day. It spans 63 parts, each about 4000 characters as that is the GameFAQs limit. The format reads like a playscript. Enjoy!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
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Normal By Comparison reviews
Nuke-wielding psychos, floating brains, cursed casinos and religious hypocrites. The Mojave Wasteland is normal in comparison to the world outside. Fallout New Vegas Oneshots.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Courier
By Our Blades reviews
Based in the Monster Hunter world. Re-edit in progress.
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,154 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009
A Dark End reviews
What would happen if Percy didnt make it off of the Princess Andromeda? Oneshot. Rated M for graphic violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
