I'M BAAAAAACK!!!! After my incredibly long hiatus (which I just now realized I never warned anyone I was going on) I have finally found my writing muse once more, and it feels freaking amazing!!!

Welcome to the insanely random depths of my mind! Be sure to wipe your feet.

Note: For those of you who may be unaware, the section titled "Ships I sail" is the pairings I support/read/write, and the section titled "Ships I sink" is the pairings I don't like. I just realized that might've been kinda confluffling for some.

Name: Katie (previously known as LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD)

Age: 989 years old.

Birthdate: February 31st 1024 (Yes, I did the math.)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, watching anime, playing board games, playing with my cat, hanging with my friends

Fav books/book series: Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Darkest Powers trilogy, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, The Thief Lord, Inkspell, Inkheart, Inkdeath, Inheritance Cycle, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials trilogy, and that's all I can think of so far.

Fav T.V shows: Supernatural, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Fav Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Avatar: The Last Airbender (I put this as TV show before, but if categorizes it as anime, then so will I!), Legend of Korra, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight

Fav video games: Rockband 2, the entire line of Naruto Ultimate Ninja games, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, any of the Mario Party games, any of the Mario Kart games, Gauntlet, POKEMON!!!!!!

Fav movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, Beetlejuice, all eight HP movies, Brave, The Woman in Black, Monty Python movies (Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian), and probably more that I can't name right now. I also like pretty much all Tim Burton movies that I've seen.

Ships I sail (Note: For the "Ships I sail", "Ships I sink", and "Favourite characters" sections, they now only include the fandoms which I either currently read/write, have read/written, or will possibly read/write. Any other fandoms get nothin, just because it was taking up way too much room.):

Mortal Instruments: Malec (MagnusxAlec), JacexAlec (I can't help myself, I'm sorry. I'm a yaoi fangirl at heart.), JacexClary, SimonxIsabelle, JocelynxLuke.

Infernal Devices: TessaxJem and WillxJem.

Pendragon: BobbyxLoor, CourtneyxSpader, and that's actually pretty much it.

Guardians of Time: IsabelxArkarian, MattxNeriah, EthanxRochelle, DillonxLathenia (don't ask...seriously, you DON'T want to know...), DartemisxLorian (again, don't ask...unless you want a really long explanation that me and Mewtwo Shall Rule The World will have to help each other out with...)

Harry Potter: HarryxDraco, HermionexDraco, LunaxNeville, DumbledorexMcGonagall (don't ask), DumbledorexVoldy (if I'm in a random mood)

Naruto: SasuNaru!!!!!!!!! Yes, I'm a SasuNaru fangirl. Shoot me. XD Also, NaruGaara, KibaHina, ShikaMari, KibaNaru, ShikaNaru, AsumaKurenai (would that be AsuKure? XP), SuiKarin (sometimes...I don't much like Karin though), KakaIru, JiraTsu, SasuNaruGaara (my favourite triangle ever for this series), InoSaku, KibaSui (or SuiKiba, depending), GaaraSaku (only if he's not busy trying to be with Naruto. XD) ItaDei, PeinKonan (duh), MinatoKushina (again, duh. Would that be MinaKushi?), NejiTen (If I have to pair either of them up, they get each other.). There are probably more, I just can't think of them off the top of my head.

Soul Eater: Well, I'm sorry, but SoulxBlack Star tops the list. XP Yes, just because of that one moment. I think I can probably see...SoulxMaka, kinda sorta SoulxKid, and (to some extent) CronaxMaka. There are probably others, but my brain is fried right now, so I can't think of any. Plus, it's been a while since I've watched the anime.

Vampire Knight: YUUKIXZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was SO mad when it never happened!!!!!! Also, I kinda like AidouxYuuki, not sure why. Or maybe I just like Aidou to be paired with me...XP

Hetalia: Probably GermanyxItaly, FrancexEngland, maaaaaybe JapanxCanada (just because both of them are very quiet)

Ouran High School Host Club: TamaKyo (I mean, come on, it's so obvious, especially in the manga!), HikaHaru, HikaKao, HunnyMori (again, obvious).

Death Note: Kay, the only one I really like here is LightxL. Sorry, Misa, I just don't like you that much.

Kuroshitsuji: Do NOT ask me why, but I think I like CielxAlois. XP

Avatar: SokkaxSuki, SokkaxToph, KataraxZuko, KataraxAang.

Legend of Kora: KorraxMako. That's it. Sorry Bolin, I like you, just...not quite that much.

Ships I sink:

Mortal Instruments: I can't think of any for this off the top of my head. I mean, I don't particularly like SimonxMaia, but that's only because I prefer him with Isabelle, so I don't exactly hate that ship.

Infernal Devices: Ummmm...hmmm...yeah, no, can't think of any off the top of my head.

Pendragon: CourtneyxBobby. That's pretty much it, except for most other pairings that can be thought of that aren't in my "Ships I Sail" section.

Guardians of Time: IsabelxEthan, RochellexArkarian (you people who ship them are just sick.)

Harry Potter: GinnyxDraco, GinnyxNeville, GinnyxAnyone beside Harry, HermionexRon, HermionexSnape, HermionexDumbledore, any pairing involving a teacher and a student or a kid and an adult (or adult-like person)

Naruto: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, ItaSasu, TobiIta, KankGaara, NaruHina (well, this one isn't quite as bad as some of the others, but it's not one of my favs), NejiHina

Soul Eater: I'm not too fond of BlairexSoul, though it'd depend on how it's written.

Vampire Knight: YUUKIXKANAME!!!!! GALDFKJSLD:FJSDLGHSLDFJSDJF; I hate, hate, HATE that pairing!!!!

Hetalia: I can't think of any off the top of my head I dislike

Ouran High School Host Club: TamaHaru

Death Note: All I can think of is LightxMisa.

Kuroshitsuji: I can't stand SebastianxCiel. Honestly, I understand why people would support it, seeing as the two of them do seem rather close, but come on! Ciel's still a kid!! Sebastian is...probably something like thousands of years old, seeing as he's a demon and everything!!! THE AGE DIFFERENCE IS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!

Avatar: Anything not in my "Ships I Sail" section

Legend of Korra: Not sure...I don't think there are any pairings I totally hate. I mean, sure, I prefer Korra with Mako, but I could tolerate other pairings.

If there's a ship not listed under either of those, please feel free to tell me about it and I'll be sure to catagorize it effectively. Of course, for some ships that I haven't listed, it's because I don't mind them. In other words, I don't sail them and I don't sink them. I just let them float calmly by...

Fav characters (as always, from most to least)

Mortal Instruments: Magnus, Jace, Alec, Isabelle, Simon, Max (me: -cries-), Maia, Luke, Valentine, Jocelyn, Clary, and I think that's all the important peoples...dunno, and I really don't feel like checking. XP Hodge can rot in the fires of Hell.

Infernal Devices: Kay, it's been a while since I've read this, so the list will be fairly short, going just off of the people I remember. Jem, Will, Tessa, Jessamine. That's it. XP

Pendragon: Loor, Courtney, Bobby, Spader, Siry, Gunny, Aja, Bokka, Mark, Uncle Press, Osa, Alder, Yenza, Max Rose, Jinx, Evangeline, Seegen, Kasha, Nevva, Saint Dane (as well as the thousands of characters he's played as...which is why I'm not mentioning those ones), and probably more, but I'm currently in the process of re-reading the books, so if I find more I've forgotten, I'll put them here.

Guardians of Time: Isabel, Rochelle, Arkarian, Ethan, Dillon, Neriah, Matt, Sera (you know, Ethan's dead sister?) Jimmy, Shaun, Marduke, Lathenia, Dartemis, Lorian, the Tribunal, and then all the less mentioned characters. Oh, and Mr. Carter shall rot in the fires of Hell along with Hodge.

Harry Potter: Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Draco, Kreacher, Dobby -cries-, Hedwig, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, all the Hogwarts house elves, Aberforth, Kendra, Ariana, Ollivander, Regulus, Mrs. Weasley (girl power!), Voldemort, Luna, Neville, James, Lily, Bellatrix, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Hagrid, all the other regular teachers (the ones who are there every year), Quirrell (sp?), Moody, Slughorn, little Teddy, little Lily, little James, little Albus, and all the other new characters I missed from DH other than the Death Eaters. Oh yeah, Ron, I guess. Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, and Umbridge shall rot in the fires of Hell along with Mr. Carter and Hodge.

Naruto: Sasuke and Gaara (they tie for my top fav. It really depends on which of them is being featured more in whatever I'm watching/reading.) Itachi, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba & Akamaru (I often count them as one person when listing favs. XD), Lee, Kakashi, Tsunade, Temari, Jiraiya, Yamato, Minato, Kushina, Kankurou, Orochimaru, Hinata, Shino, Neji, Tenten, Iruka, Ino, Chouji, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Tobi/Madara, Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu, Konan, Pein/Nagato, Kakuzu, Obito, Rin, and I think that's pretty much all the main important people, and then some. Sakura and Danzou can rot in the fires of Hell with Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Soul Eater: Black Star and Kid tie for first place, as I love them both and can't figure out which I like better XP, then comes Soul, Spirit, Death, Blaire, Erika (I think that's how her name is spelled...heh heh...spelled...cuz she's a witch...), Free, Medusa, Liz, Pattie (not sure if that's spelled with or without the "e"), Tsubaki, Maka, and I think that's it, because I don't particularly feel like putting all the other Death Scythes on here, nor do I feel like putting any other students.

Vampire Knight: Zero!!!!! Zero is my bishi for Vampire Knight. XP Anyway, after Zero would be...Aidou, then Akatsuki (his name always makes me giggle, cuz I always think of Naruto), the Chairman or Headmaster, or whatever the hell he's called...Yuuki's "dad", Yuuki. Kaname can rot in the fires of Hell with Sakura, Danzou, Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Hetalia: France, Italy, Poland, Germany, America, Japan, Canada (just cuz I'm Canadian XP), Russia, England, China, and I think that's all the ones I can think of...

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru, Kaoru, Tamaki, Hunny, Kyoya, Haruhi, Mori, Renge.

Death Note: L, Light, Matsuda, Mikami, Mello, Near, Ryuuk, Misa

Kuroshitsuji: Alois, Grelle, Undertaker, Sebastian, Finny, Maylene, Ciel, Bard, Elizabeth, and that's it. Angela and Claude can rot in the fires of Hell with Kaname, Sakura, Danzou, Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Avatar: Zuko, Toph, Sokka, Katara, Azula, Aang, Iroh, and pretty much everyone else.

Legend of Korra: Korra, Bolin, Tenzin, Mako, Lin, Amon (can't help it...with a name that suited to puns of all kind, how can I not like him? :P), and then pretty much everyone else.

I would put a list of all my stories on here, but I (no offense) find it extremely stupid when authors do that, because we can just look right below the profile to see all the stories.

HOORAY!!! IT'S THE END!!!!! Yes, I got rid of the insanely long quote section, and this is now the end of my profile. Thank you for reading, and if you didn't read it, then SCREW YOU!!!! Lol, just kidding. It's fine with me if you just skipped to the end, I understand.