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Announcement!!: As you can probably tell I haven't been on for a while. To be truthful, I'm not really into anime at the moment. I promise you there are A LOT more Project Akatsuki stories to be made and those might be the only thing updated. I still love anime and sasunarusasu but I really don't feel like writing it. Right now I'm actually working on an original story which I might post a link to if I can find somewhere to post it and I might be writing some jrock fics which I will post on LiveJournal if at all. Hopefully I'll be back again someday. Till next time :)

Dammit: I wasn't going to do it, but I took the seme/uke quiz...I got clueless uke xD Epic!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

The picture from Snapshot

Personal Message: Hello to anyone who takes the time to read this. Thanks for checking out my bio, it's kind of scary, but I assure you I am not on drugs (well, except my medication, but it's legal). I LOVE talking and hearing from my fans and getting reviews, and I'll always respond to any questions. I also love reviews, but who doesn't? Speaking of fans, apparently I have some. Which I shouldn't, I'm not that great a writer at all. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the stories and I love you all, you guys are awesome. There's so much I wish I could say, but really I could not fit it all here. Thanks again.

Peace out!

About

Name: Emily, nickname is Mello-sempai (I gave myself a new nickname because I can do that) I am called that because 1) I love Mello 2) I'm a very mellow person 3) Sempai makes me sound badass

Is: Fangirl, gay for Izuru, the product of a one night stand between Axel and Lexaeus, incestuous for Axel

Age: I was going to wait until I turned 18, but what the heck, I'm 17. One more year and all my porn reading, writing and watching will be legal!

Likes: Slash-able shonen manga, yaoi, my pink DS covered in Naruto stickers, cup noodles, pocky, J-rock, being a freak, movies WITHOUT romance, whatever that is, bishies, piercing the heavens, girls, Vic Mignogna and Steve Blum, mah ipod, the 90's, geeky things, lip piercings, Shojo-ai (not yuri), short semes, hot Japanese men

Disclaimer: I obviously own nothing not Naruto, not the music, not Deidara's sweet ass, nothing. If I somehow did you would know (lot's of mansex). I don't like having to put a goddamn disclaimer in every one of my chapters or stories so it's all here. Now they can't sue me. Kukukukuku

Location: My own little world, but when I'm not there I live in Michigan. That's right, the state with the worst economy, at least I don't have to worry about getting a job and I'm moving to Canada when I finish college. And it's true what they say about Michigan weather, nice and 90 degrees one day and the next thing you know there's a blizzard.

My Fanfiction: I really like writing AU because well, the only thing that limits you is yourself. I usually am quite light-hearted in fics, but sometimes I get an idea for a dark or angsty story and I go with it, though they usually don't end up as angst ridden as I expect.

Manga/anime: Death Note, Naruto, Loveless, Gravitation, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Digimon (stfu the show is awesome!), Kyo Kara Maoh!, Ouran High School Host Club, D Gray-Man, Dragonball Z, Dragonball, Gurren Lagann, Katekyou Hitman Reborn, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Video Games: Phoenix Wright (gasms), Pokemon!, Animal Crossing, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Harvest Moon, Sims, Zoo Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon, Devil May Cry, Soul Caliber

Yaoi: Loveless, Gravitation, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Same Cell Organism, Beyond My Touch, Othello, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, Ikoku Irokoi Romantan, Haru wo Daite Ita, Naruto (XD), World's End, Dear Myself, Gentle Cage (novel)

Favorite pairings (mostly yaoi). It doesn't matter who's seme and who's uke:

From Naruto: Sasuke X Naruto (OTP baby!), Sasori X Deidara, Gaara X Lee, Kisame X Itachi, Kakuzu X Hidan, sometimes Shino X Kiba, Uchihacest (guilty pleasure), Itachi X Deidara (side), young!Jiraiya X young!Orochimaru

Straight pairings I like from Naruto: Kiba X Hinata, Suigetsu X Karin, Shikamaru X Ino, Pein X Konan (Yes that's all)

From Loveless: Soubi X Ritsuka, Youji X Natsuo

From Gravitation: Shuichi X Yuki (of course), Ryuichi X Tatsuha, Hiro X Suguru

From Death note: Light X L, Mello X Matt

From Kingdom Hearts: Riku X Sora, Axel X Roxas, Leon X Cloud, Marluxia X Vexen, Lexaeus X Zexion

From Bleach: Byakuya X Renji, Gin X Izuru, Ichigo X Uryuu, Ukitake X Hitsugaya

From Kyo Kara Moah: Yuuri X Wolfram, Gwendel X Gunter

From FMA: Roy X Ed, Wrath X Envy (sometimes)

From OHSHC: Kyouya X Tamaki, Hikaru X Kaoru (Twincest FTW!)

From D Gray-Man: Kanda X Allen

From Gurren Lagann: Viral X Simon

Usual J Rock Pairings I like to read about: Aoi X Uruha (GazettE), Nao X Saga (Alice Nine), Reita X Ruki (GazettE), Aoi X Kai (GazettE), Shou X Hiroto (Alice Nine), Aki (SID) X Hiroto (Alice Nine), Ruka X Yomi (Nightmare)

Couples I particularly dislike:

From Naruto: Narusaku (Most hated pairing EVER), Sasusaku, hell let's just say Sakura with anyone (That includes Leesaku, I like Gaalee), Sasuhina (WTF Did they even talk to each other? The Narusaku lovers just like them so they can get rid of them so Naruto and Sakura can be together), Narugaa/gaanaru, Deitobi, Itanaru, Sasugaa, I also really hate pairing girls like Sakura, Hinata or Ino with ANY Akatsuki members (Grr...it's so stupid)

From Death Note: Mello X Near, Matt X Near O.o, Misa X L, Misa X Light

From Kingdom Hearts: Sora X Kairi, Riku X Kairi, Roxas X Namine, Roxas X Riku, Sora X Namine, Riku X Namine

Favorite anime character: Mello from Death Note. He and Matt live in mah closet.

Favorite anime characters:

Naruto: Akatsuki (Deidara), Suigetsu and Karin (I have a crush on Karin, heh)

Death Note: Mello and Matt

Loveless: Youji and Natsuo

Kingdom Hearts: Riku, Axel

Bleach: Izuru, Gin, Uryuu

KKM: Wolfram, Gunter

FMA: Wrath

OHSHC: Kyouya, Hitachiin twins

D Gray-Man: Kanda

Gurren Lagann: Viral

KHR: Hibari

TV shows that are not anime: How I Met Your Mother, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Still Standing, King of Queens, Family Guy, The Investigators, North Mission Road, Arrest and Trial, Forensic Files, the game show network, A Haunting (lulz), FBI Files, The Big Bang Theory (they're geeks, I can relate!)

Bands/singers I like(in fuckin alphabetical order): 12012, Aerosmith, Alice Nine, An Cafe, Atreyu, Ayabie, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, Chris Tomlin, Cobra Starship, D, D'espairsray Disturbed, Fireflight, The GazettE, Goo Goo Dolls, Hootie and the Blowfish, John Mellencamp, Kagrra, Keith Urban, LeAnn Rimes, Lifehouse, LM.C, Lolita23q, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Miyavi, Michelle Branch, MSI, Nickelback, Nightmare (aka Naitomea), Phantasmagoria, Pierrot, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, ScReW, SID, Skillet, SuG, Sugarland, Vertical Horizon, Vidoll (I like a very wide variety of music as you can see...and obsessed with j rock _)

Things that piss me off: Homophobes, People who go on about how some anime characters aren't gay even though there is no proof that they are gay, straight or whatever, people who have crushes on fictional characters (even I'M not that lame people, I say I have crushes on fictional characters but I'm just kidding), Mary Sues, Rabid Narusaku/Sasusaku fans,liars, people that can't spell, MySpace, cell phones

Guilty Pleasures: Funny AMVs, Backstreet Boys and NSYNC (Don't judge me! The songs are fuckin hilarious), singing The Bad Touch and other random and gay songs, hitting on girls, saying penis (it's my favorite word, seriously), talking about myself, Itasasu

Anything Random

Why I don't hate Karin (Naruto): Yes, she fangirls over Sasuke and is basically useless. Which is why I think most people hate her. However, unlike Sakura, she is not going around crying and saying that she loves him. Her Sasuke obsession is more scary/creepy and comedic. And she's always yelling at Suigetsu. So if you ever wonder why I like her while lots of others don't, this is why. Hooray. And come to think of it, Karin is one of my favorite female Naruto characters, she's just awesome.

Narusaku moment or SASUNARU moment?: Ok, those of you who have read or watched Naruto Shippuuden probably know about the four tailed fox incident. I know, it scared the shit out of me. Anyways, in it there are some things that Narusaku fans use to their advantage to make Narusaku seem close to canon. This is because of Sakura being all upset and scared over seeing Naruto like that and how Yamato starts to say something that MIGHT have been about Sakura actually really liking Naruto. There are two big problems with this one, Naruto's crush on Sakura has not been mentioned in a while so the point is kind of moot and two, does anyone here recall WHY Naruto went four tailed...oh, that's right! Orochimaru was talking about how Sasuke was 'his' and Naruto flew into a rage. So is it Narusaku or Sasunaru? I have to say Sasunaru. SUCK IT!

Abilities: I can disprove any Naruto or Sasuke pairing that is not Sasunaru. Don't think so? Try me. Seriously.

In the effect a Sasuke or Naruto couple is canon other than Sasunaru/Narusasu: I will boycott Naruto. Seriously, I will only write fanfiction and keep slash stuff, but other than that no. Nothing. And if I knew Kishimoto's address I would send him an angry letter and someone can fucking translate it for him if he can't read English. If the series ends without any pairings than I'm perfectly fine with that, but he can't pair Sasuke or Naruto with anyone but each other. I don't even care what other couples there are as long as Sasuke and Naruto are together or with no one at all. DemonicGaara and Antiquitydreams got fucking MARRIED dressed like them, you can't not pair them together after THAT. I CRIED when I saw their wedding video! Do you see anyone getting married dressed as Sakura and Sasuke or Sakura and Naruto?! I don't think so! So yeah, that's that. And remember my sasunaru loving brethren! If it's not sasunaru, it's nothing! And we shall overcome! I don't care if it's a fucking shonen manga! He can't do that to us! And with any luck, us fangirls will overtake the whole Naruto production if necessary! Viva!

What if sasunaru/narusasu does become canon?: Well, after the crying, laughing, praising, screaming and leaking of all bodily fluids. I'd, even though I'm not much of a 'I told you so' kind of guy, I would find EVERY SINGLE PERSON that ever said sasunaru wouldn't happen and rub it in there faces. A lot. Then I'd cry some more.

Sasunaru vs Narusasu: I think it's really stupid when people say they love the sasunaru pairing but hate narusasu and vice versa. Like Sasuke has to be seme or Naruto has to be seme. It's dumb and unrealistic. In real life, gay guys do not have seme/uke dynamics, I know a few gay guys and they take turns or go with the flow. All my fanfics are for the most part sasunaru, but that's just how it turns out based on whatever twist I put on their personality. So, please don't say that around me and especially if you think Sasuke and Naruto are meant to be together. Cause if you do it doesn't matter who's seme and who's uke. Besides, seme Naru is the fucking sex. Stop and think of a sexy, dominant Naruto...aww yeah.

The Leesaku rant: PLEASE that bitch does not deserve Lee! He may be as ugly as sin to a lot of people, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't have standards! Besides, Sakura is ugly, she looks like a goddamn man. And she was so rude to him. Lee works hard and is indeed a splendid ninja too worthy for her.

Sasuke and Sakura: Lately I've been seeing things saying how Sasuke likes Naruto and hates Sakura. While, it is true that Sasuke and Naruto love each other, people are too harsh when it comes to Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Here's the deal, Sasuke does care for Sakura. They are friends, just like Naruto and Sakura are friends. He is willing to protect her. This doesn't mean that they like each other romantically. I honestly can't stand when people say 'Sasuke hates Sakura, she annoys him' because he does like Sakura, but only as a friend. His feelings for Naruto are still the greatest though.

More sasunarusasu: You know I usually do not watch the anime, I read the manga. But I decided to watch the part where Sasuke and Naruto meet again (And Sakura is there but who gives a fuck). There is so much...emotion, for lack of a better word going on between Sasuke and Naruto there. The two are freaking staring at each other in with these impossibly longing looks on their faces. Anyone who still said they do not love each other must be in mega denial. And after Sasuke left (again, the bastard) Naruto is no his fucking KNEES crying! Good lord people, what more do you need?!

I ADMIT IT! Here's the dizzle people, I like shojo-ai (girls love) NOT YURI, shojo-ai. I think it's cute as long as the girls don't have huge boobs and aren't being fucking whores. If it's just sweet stuff, I like it. (runs away)

People I have crushes on: Aoi from The GazettE, Nao and Tora from Alice Nine, Everyone from Koi Cosplay (yes, everyone...especially Nishibie and Kibs aka Dei and Itachi, even thought they are no longer in Koi), Masato from SuG, Ruka from Nightmare (Naitomea), Twin, Yuna, Mavi and Val from FDP, Aki from SID, Hyde from L'arc~en~ciel (sighs)

A J Rock Rant: If any of you are familiar with j rock, you probably know of fanservice. One of God's many gifts to us. I LOVE fanservice. It's one of the things only the Japanese can give...what's that? Some American bands have fanservice too? Fine, only the Japanese can to it RIGHT! You heard me! So two guys from some 'emo' band kiss? Don't bring that weak shit here homie. You think THAT'S good? Have you seen a Malice Mizer concert? Or Gackt...ON HIS OWN TIME?! Or even Miyavi? They kiss...psh, let's see how many of your American bands shove the microphone IN THEIR MOUTH! OR lick their freaking instuments OR MAKE OUT in the middle of the stage like two HORNY PORNSTARS! How many bands here TOUCH THEMSELVES during concerts? I'm serious, the hands are down the pants, don't think I'm kidding. Have you witnessed Ruki's ever so famous PELVIC THRUSTS? Or the fake BLOWJOB given to us by Gackt? Have you seen ANY Nightmare interviews? Ruka is on Yomi like a horny Sasuke on Naruto! Or what they got him for Hitsugi's birthday (a dildo, in case you're interested). So take your sorry ass American fanservice if it makes you happy, but if you're going to compare it to the awesomeness of J rock fanservice, someone better be grabbing someone else's crotch first!

On J Rock: Most awesome thing ever no? One thing I love about J rock is it gives you hope in a weird way. For example, Intetsu from Ayabie. He looks, sounds, acts like a huge nerd, like the loser from school that no one likes (but in a completely adorable way in his case), but give him a bass and suddenly he's the coolest guy on earth. Just look at any Ayabie comment and then compare it to one of their PVs. It also works the other way, Aoi from The GazettE, he is the oldest one in the band and seems so mature but in reality is a huge dork, seriously. He's the one running around with his arms in the air and playing with plastic wrap. Then there's people like Kai and Nao, they're super cute and both are the leaders of their respective bands. They seem really sweet and professional and in Kai's case easy to beat on, but behind their drum sets they fucking rule the world!

My crackpot theory: We all know America is the most powerful nation in the world la dee da, but I have a theory. If the Japanese concentrated on military strength they could rule the world. You heard me! Have you seen Japan? It's fucking ridiculous there! It's SO technological! Not to be stereotypical, but all Japanese are either really smart, crazy or both! If they decided to use that for science or weapons we'd all be fucked! Let's just hope they stick to videos games and porn (runs off).

Quotes for life or just plain crack said by yours truly

You're the Roxas to my Axel, the Ritsuka to my Soubi, the Mira to my Kyousuke, the Sasuke to my Orochimaru. Basically, I'm a pedophile.

A hot seme means they will make a hot uke (unless your Kisame...he barely makes hot seme)

Live freely, love fondly, laugh hard and yaoi daily

Today I learned I am the product of a drunken one night stand between Axel and Lexaeus...now my love for Axel is incestuous (holy fuck that rhymes...kinda)

Where's MY hot yaoi/anime loving princess!?

Sasuke fuck Naruto up the ass with a giant purple glow in the dark dildo on a kitchen table (that's what I say when I'm pissed)

Mary Sues are like the biggest, pussiest, reddest, nastiest zit on the teenage face that is fanfiction. Worse than OOC-ness, bad grammar, bad spelling and het lemons! It's just like a huge honker of a pimple that sprouts on your nose the day before school pictures! It sickens me.

Humans, like animals, have the instinct to reproduce. However, this instinct for gay people is different. The only thing they hear is 'damn he/she's hot'.

Fuck this I'm going to Canada!

It's like mind rape, except less fun

Let's just hope Naruto never finds out he's sexy; if he does, we're all fucked

So last night I had a dream and in that dream there was a black Death Star. Not just a dull black either, it was a shiny onyx black, it looked so cool. The Sith really should have considered doing that.

This is from a fanfiction, not written by me: "What the fuck are you doing?!" "What does it look like I'm doing?" "It looks like you're being gay!"

I don't get embarrassed by my parents, because I'm an embarrassment to myself. There's really nothing they can do to worsen it.

Diseases are not something to be made fun of (except the bubonic plague), they are bad...but I'm still going to do it anyway. It's not my fault they give bad things funny names! Like THE AIDS. (Yes it not AIDS it's THE AIDS)

GAH! Asian men kissing! Did I do something good today?!

Here's an idea, why don't you boys sit back and have a smoke while the ukes have at it. (This is what I get for reading j rock fanfiction)

I'm ambitious because Miyavi told me to.

Dude, you can't guilt trip God!

"Then you can say goodbye to my godly ass!" once again, from a fanfiction

How many times have I said, you don't start the BDSM with a guest in the house...though I guess the hot three way made it worth it.

It's weird seeing Nao when he was in Fatima, the Nao I know is not a sexual deviant! Nao is fucking Winnie the Pooh...ah shit, that sounded wrong. Just get rid of the fucking, yeah ok.

I've never been in so much despair!! Aoi took out his lip ring and I died a little inside T.T

Even I myself have to wonder how I became so bitchin.

Alright, I now have the Pokemon theme song on my ipod. I am now the most hardcore person in the world.

I must think like the Japanese...alright, how come I can only think of porn?

J Rock humor...not porn but close (quote not by me T.T)

Actually some sweet little love making would have been nice...ah well, bring on the kink!

...this is kind of hot...oh wait, this is supposed to be sad. Bad me.

I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I can do what I want

That is all! The people with white coats that put me in those comfy rooms are here! Happy reading and remember to get your daily amount of yaoi (it's healthy of course! (shifty eyes)) Oh and sorry for the swearing...Let's get this shnizzle on the dizzle.

Speshul! Gay Arisu fanfiction of epic lulz: NAO-CHAN was treated very badly by TORA THE CAT FUCKER. SHOU and HIROTO, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, NAO-CHAN seeks refuge in his/her own little GHEI RAINBOW LAND, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) EROTIC GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. SAGA-SAMA wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures SAGA-SAMA that lasting love will come one day.

On the night of the GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA, NAO-CHAN fantasizes about attending. NAO-CHAN is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA. NAO-CHAN is miraculously provided with a beautiful 'FOOT MASSAGER' and super fast SEGWAY by a WINNIE THE POOH. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, NAO-CHAN leaves for the GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA. The WINNIE THE POOH tells NAO-CHAN that dreams can indeed come true.

At the GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA, SAGA-SAMA invites a mysterious stranger (actually NAO-CHAN in her 'FOOT MASSAGER' ) to GRIND. NAO-CHAN and SAGA-SAMA GRIND all night long. SHOU and HIROTO glare and spitefully criticize SAGA-SAMA's choice of partners. NAO-CHAN, and SAGA-SAMA marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than 2 SECONDS. As midnight is about to strike, NAO-CHAN , flees, leaving only a(n) 'FOOT MASSAGER' behind.

The next day, NAO-CHAN, SEXUALLY recalls the GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA to TORA THE CAT FUCKER and SHOU and HIROTO. SHOU and HIROTO , believing that NAO-CHAN can only be imagining the GHEI BAND ORGY EXTRAVAGANZA, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) KAZOO announces the arrival of SAGA-SAMA, who, armed with the 'FOOT MASSAGER', has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. TORA THE CAT FUCKER orders NAO-CHAN, out of the house so that she won't ruin SHOU and HIROTO's chances with SAGA-SAMA. To the delight of NAO-CHAN and SAGA-SAMA, magic once again provides assistance, and SAGA-SAMA recognizes NAO-CHAN, He places the 'FOOT MASSAGER' on her OR RATHER-UP HIS ASS and, lo and behold, it fits. NAO-CHAN, and SAGA-SAMA are AWKWARDLY united and live happily ever after.