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“Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011

.: Frequently Asked Questions :.

Yes, I am! I'm the author of the Murmur Inc. series, which you can find here: /titles/universe/murmur-inc

It's kind of a long story, but the short of it is I wrote fan fic for over a decade, and eventually I stumbled upon some good original ideas, so now I write gay smut for a living. It's pretty much the dream.

Probably not, I'm sorry. D: I get a LOT of requests from people to read their work, and if I read it each time, I'd never do anything else. I work and write full-time, and I'm unofficially retired from fan fic, so I just don't have time. But I'm happy to answer any questions you have or offer writing advice!

Check out my smut writing guide! And please feel free to PM me any questions you have. I've been writing smut for over ten years; I'm not shy about it.

Unfortunately, no. Had it been up to me, I would have left it up, but my publishing company told me that having a free form of the book available--even without all the edits and changes I made to it when turning it into an original novel--was a bad idea. I don't even have a copy of it anymore.

Absolutely! My inbox is always open.

Yup. I'm available for that as well.

Update: 8th of August, 2012.

The day has finally arrived. My original m/m romance novel is available for purchase!

Please allow me a moment to FREAK THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE OMG I'M AN ACTUAL WRITER.

I'm updating a bunch of my fics so that hopefully everyone who's been asking about it will see this. Both e-book and physical copies of my book are available! You can get them on amazon, barnesandnoble[dot]com, and directly through the publisher, Less Than Three Press. I've had a few International fans inquire about whether or not the book is available to them, and I can confirm that it is. You can get it anywhere in the world! It will not be on shelves, but it's available through special order from bookstores and the Internet.

So, my novel is a contemporary slash romance where a young college student by the name of Nikolas is forced to transfer to a private, Catholic university under mysterious circumstances. Despite his desire to remain unobtrusive, he quickly gets drawn into a dangerous game of seduction played by the three most popular boys at the school, namely the "king" of the Academy, Seth Prinsen. Sexiness ensues.

If you would like to read my books, here's a link for where you can find them:

My Books: /Quinn-Anderson/e/B00J6MXHSU/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1508002555&sr=1-2-ent

IMPORTANT UPDATE: JANUARY 17TH, 2012.

My debut novel has been picked up by Less Than Three Press! That's right, boys and girls, your darling HieiAijin is going to be a published author! When I have a release date, I'll update this again. Keep your ears peeled for news!

Here's my author biography:

"Quinn Anderson is a University of Florida alumna with a Bachelor's degree in Psychology. She spent the majority of her university years reading fan fiction instead of textbooks and hanging out with her best friend, Vodka; not much has changed since graduation. Her hobbies include reading, writing, juggling, underwater basket weaving, going commando, big pimping, ne'er-do-welling, and screwing the rules. She describes herself as an incredibly tall, incredibly red-headed, incredibly camp, incredibly loud, incredibly nerdy, incredibly incredible person. A jokester and teller of sometimes-tall tales, Anderson emphasizes witty banter and sordid schemes in both what she writes and what she reads. She plans to become a teacher while writing smoldering homoerotica in her free time."

12-2-05: My friend, Baroness D, and I have started an account together under the pen name Twilight Ash (I'm Twilight and she's Ash) and we will soon be posting all manner of fic. If someone posts fic under that screen name and claims to be me, it's not a hoax. It actually is me. I promised I'd write her yaoi for Christmas and I plan to keep that promise. Enjoy.

My Funny Quotes - I'm leaving these up, because dear God I was a dork. Keep in mind, I started this profile when I was 15.

UPDATED 8-8-2012:

Slut: Sorry, I'm a bit free form with my wanking gestures.

Me: Can you imagine an English person trying to say "shorty"? You know, in the real ghetto drawl way, like "Shaaaaawty"?
Gunslinger: They do say Shawty! "Oi, mate, you did a shoddy job on that!"

Me: ;;making a drink;; I'm picky about my ice. You must pass a vigorous screening process to make it into this glass.

Me: You know what we need to do some day?
Catastrophe: Live in old-English style castles?
Me: Exactly, with lots of peasant-folk.
Catastrophe: And then we could have a medieval war.
Me: And tell the peasants that if they win, they can live in our castle with us. But really we'd just feed them to the alligators in the moat around my castle.
Catastrophe: Except I would have lions in a big Roman coliseum thingy.
Me: And I would go gladiator on your ass.

Syd Vicious: ;;calls me;; Good morning!
Me: Oh dear God ... You're up before 11:00 ... Santa read my list!

Cat: ;;laughing hysterically;;
Syd and Me: Er...Cat, what's so funny?
Cat: ;;laughing, laughing;; My boyfriend...just texted me to tell me he can't come see me tonight. ;;laughing;;
Syd and Me: What's so funny about that?
Cat: I asked him why ;;bursts of laughter;; and he told me it was because he can't drive his car, since he lost his registration.
Me: ...
Syd: Why is this funny?
Cat: ;;laughing harder;; Because I texted him back saying, "You really won't be able to drive your car when I BURN YOU ALIVE IN IT."
Me and Syd: ...Right.

Syd: So this guy at my work had a dream about me.
Cat: Lemme guess, you sucked his dick?
Syd: The other way around, actually.
Me: He sucked YOUR dick?

;;sitting outside of Checkers with Syd and Cat;;
Me: It'd be great if those guys who were flirting with us came along just in time to watch us wolf down this food.
Cat: What would we even say to them?
Syd: ;;shoveling in mouthfuls of food and mumbling;; "Hey, baby..."

Me: Imagine if you will, an oozing pile of oddly-colored disgusting-ness.
Syd: I'd have trouble imagining that, since all you did was throw together a bunch of adjectives and make a few of them into nouns

Michi: I can sum up the Harry Potter

books in two sentences: "...And then Voldemort came. Oh no."

Princess Banana Helmet: AH! GRACE! GET IN HERE! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS DISGUSTING PIECE OF FANFICTION THAT I'M READING!
Me: ;;runs into the room;; What is it? Anal? Snuff? Incest?
PBH: No! It's het! A boy and a girl! And they're not even related!

Syd Vicious to her ex boyfriend: Hey, Toni!
Toni: Burn in Hell.
Syd Vicious: Okay. You're fat and ugly. I tried to say hi, but whatever. You're fat...and ugly.

Latham: Carnivorous cows.
Me: ;;blinks;; ...should...be...avoided?

Juno: ...I'm not sure whether to thank you, insult you, or come over there, give you a foot massage, and feed you grapes
Me: All three would be welcome/deserved.

Joey: lemmings are the inventors of emo. Jumping off cliffs all the time...come on.

Kitty: 'cuz the other ones like radioactive or something. 'Cuz of the BEES.

Heidi-chan: The best time to make new friends is when you're both wearing drag.

Kaylee: How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One--but it takes three episodes!

Angel: I only know one other bi guy, and he's an asshole, pun intended.

Brad: sorry, but you were frustrating me with FOREIGN DEMON TONGUES!

Heidi: Tell him you just want to be friends. Then fake your internet death

Lady: because you're the sweetest, nicest human being that has ever 'Grace'd the face of the earth.

Latham: Oh, so now you're a treacherous illegitimate scion of a camel's left hind hoof and an algae's prodigal son!

Heidi: "Pastafarianism: My deity is more delicious that your deity."

Tsumi: "You are covered in my urine. Thus, you are my property!"

Sora: "Since when has Jesus become a melon?"

Me to Limbo: "I hope your head doesn't get cut off. I've had that happen before."

Limbo: "Two boys can't sleep together! They'll get the gay on them!"

Me: "So my mom asked me today 'Grace, do you write soft core porn?' and I came this close to saying, 'Believe me, everything I write is utterly HARD core.'"

Joey: "I slept with your wife. Shh, don't tell anyone."

Me: "Man, that turkey vulture's gonna rip my heart out if I don't wrestle it."

Joey: You mean there's a live cat in my pants?
FUCK!

Brad: Inside Jokes-leaving people out since 1442.

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Previously Known as HieiAijin1410.