GAH!! i just accidentally DELETED when will it end!! i will re write it(because I'm an Idiot and didn't back anything up, hopefully i will have it all back up, including the next chapter, soon!! I'm SO sorry!

now for randomness

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe)vamp-wolf lover
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Vamp-wolf lover

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If your obsessed with Harry Potter then copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with the Twilight series then copy this to your profile

If you believe that twilight is the new Harry Potter, or could at least give Harry a run for his money then copy this to your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to communicate with an orange or another fruit/object copy this to your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Help stop prejudice against people preferences.

random convo between myself and my friend misty/claire/momiji/superhugglez(...depending on the day...)

ME:come to the dark side!! we have cookies!!

her:Hmmmmmm, but the light side has rubber duckies!!

ME:damn..but we have Kratos!

her:we have Zac(an OC developed by another friend)

ME:we have coco moo(chocolate milk for those who don't speake jamesineese)

her:we have apple juice!

ME:we have edward cullen!

her:we have smexy anime guys!

ME:so do we!

her:nuh uh

ME:yeah huh

her:nuh uh

ME:yeah huh!

her:nuh uh!

ME:nuh uh

her:yeah huh!

ME:I WIN!! so will you join?

her:what kind of cookies?

ME:coco chip...

her:okay, I'll bring zac too!!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1)I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

2) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick

3) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

4) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

5) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

6) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

7) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

8) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

9) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

12) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

13) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

14) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

15) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

16) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

17) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

18) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

19) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

20) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

21) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

22) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

23) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

27) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

28) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

29) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

30) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

31) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

32) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

33) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

34) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

35) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

36) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the Queen of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

THINGS FROM OTHER PROFILES

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...Unless the doctor is Carlisle, in which case, screw the apples!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Uhh now on to me!

I am insane...or so I've been told, i am book obsessed...music obsessed...fanfic obsessed...and slightly anime obsessed...oh and i must right now at this moment thank my buddy pal cally who is my book buddy, and just like yeaterday leat me barrow 20 books...including maximum ride, vampire kisses...and a bunch of books by Amelia Awawater-Rhodes( she's amazing, read anything by her!) and so yeah...i just wanted to put up a couple quotes...and add some books...so yeah...

i hadn't been planning on writing, i had started this account so i could review stories that couldn't have 'anonymous reviews' i kept having wierd ideas so i decided to type it...and yay ppl like it!!

I'm 13 now! YAY!...though the only way you could tell would be my atrocious(big word!!) grammer and spelling

kay more random stuff...Favorites!!

my favorite subject to learn about or read about:slavery,the holocost,Twilight(the book by Stephenie Meyer),abuse,drugs,rape,wars,racial discrimination,that kind of stuff, i hate it all(except for the book), but find it utterly fascinating...hence why people call me insane!

books:twilight/new moon,the circle of magic(whole series),peeps(whole series),uglies(whole series),maximum ride, silver kiss,blood and chocolate,shattered mirror,twitches(whole series),warriors(all three prophicies),ttyl/ttfn/l8r g8r,rainbow - boys/high/road,sweetblood,stealing freedom,perfect/lush(anything by that author), Harry potter(whole series),other random books

musicians:avril lavigne(her old music),boys like girls,carrie underwood,cute is what we aim for,evanesence,fall out boy,greenday,kelly clarkson,Kt tunstall,pink,my chemical romance,panic! at the disco,PARAMORE!!,the red jumpsuit ap.,saoison,three days grace,taking back sunday,hello goodbye...ect

And now a couple awesome quotes:

maximum ride-

I feel like pudding, pudding with nerves, pudding in pain- Iggy

why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? because he's good at it.-max's thoughts

confess-o-rama-

Are you afarid of new experiances? I'm talking to you arn't I? jorden and tony

what did your mother want? to tell me the world's a dangerous place. I hope so, otherwise i'd be bored. jorden and tony

you smell good. one of us has to, its the law. jorden and tony

that'll look good on my tombstone, "hopeless, but nice" toney

Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse(AKA the holey/sacred books to my friends and I)-

i make the cowardly lion look like the terminator- bella swan(T)

but i AM a were-wolf, and he IS a vampire. AND I'm a VIRGO!- Jacob Black and Bella Swan (E)

random movies:

maybe it's caffine withdrawl, its like crack for white people- bring it on all or nothing

oh and please come to me if you need help writers block, story ideas...i always have way to many ideas, and would love to help, I kno I'm only 13 but i have a lot of good ideas, and so yeah

luv u all, but remember real men sparkel...or turn into giant dogs...or, i guess they can have giant wings and fly...

Emma

p.s.

my buddy gary the werewolwanted me to say that jasper is also SMEXY...she adds that kakashi and Gara are as well...and a bunch of anime guys...ohh and that cheese is evil and will take over the world...

my other buddy Ash says that Naruto is friggin awesome

my other buddies add other people to the Smexy list...i don't want to add them...too lazy...

but yeah...luv ya'll bye!