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(This contains the OC pictures for my Zelda story,.)

Name: NH3

Age: 18

Occupation: Student (College Freshman) / Lifeguard

Hobbies: Swimming, Writing, Reading, Studying Science, Singing, Writing Songs and hanging out with friends.

Location: Westchester County, NY

I'm NH3. No more comments, except that soon, I will be updating for the first time in a while. Just be patient.

Some Quotes I've liked over the years:

"You have a problem. So do I, except the difference is that I'm the overseer and you're the slave." -NH3

"Right now, I am so angry, some wish I could clone enough of you to fill the Empire State Building and throw all of you off one at a time. However, that is too merciful compared to what I'm going to do." -NH3

"Your sister scared me into oblivion." -SAQ

"Do you remember that bug who liked the taste of our door?" -NH3's sister

"The test is positive; you have a problem and that's that." -NH3

"I'm holding you by the hair over the Grand Canyon. What do you do?" -NH3

"I have a tendency to rip people apart. Just thought you should know." -NH3

"That would be the twelfth time I've push you into the pool. Are you ready for the thirteenth?" -NH3

"If you are not gonna agree with me, then don't ask me that question!" -NH3

"'Do what I say to do, not what I do.' Course, that would simply lead to 'Do what I meant for you to do, not what I said.'" -NH3's father

"Jesus Christ, Timmy! Do NOT float above me while I'm dying in the abyss. Are you this kid's father? Your son just tried to kill me with his, uh, Daffy Duck raft...that's right, float away..." -Dane Cook

"We went into the woods to do forbidden things, because we didn't want to run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear...and as everyone was going crazy, my friend John was in front of the bear, lifting his hand and swearing to help prevent forest fires. Later, when we got away, he wrapped his arm around me and said, 'Mitch, Smokey the Bear is way more intense in person...'" -Mitch Hedburg

You can find the following on SAQ78642's account. I know he directed this toward my life, so it's going on my account!

If you have acted exactly like an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile..

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile..

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have dumped a ton of sugar into your/someone elses soda/lemonade, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a ton of sugar, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are exactly like an anime character, in real life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Here is my own random stuff like the copy-and-paste stuff from SAQ:

If you only act gothic for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a cousin who is incredibly weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever failed a class as an experiment about something your teacher said, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you write tons of fanfictions that you never post on this website, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a bird that ate it's own offspring, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing random, silly fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with any Kingdom Hearts game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have to go on a scavenger hunt to play your video games, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the Cheetos tiger should get a life that doesn't involve Cheetos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the stupid kids should just leave Lucky and the Lucky Charms alone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand anything but heavy metal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the microwave is about to contaminate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you play way too much DDR on a computer without a mat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your popcorn is always toasted, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your bedroom door has a sign with a "Private" bathroom signature, copy and paste this into your profile.

If almost every person pronouces your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always get up when your bus arrives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always miss your bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your computer is frequently being moved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your computer constantly died and, constantly, no one came to fix it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in a fantasy version of alchemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think most of this was meant for my friend SAQ78642, (don't) copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm at war with SAQ right now in the terms of profiles. He's been using up my ideas so I have to use new ones.

Moving on, if you really like my stories and want my to edit one of yours or R&R it, then that is fine. I always take the time to read a story fully, unless it really, really, really bad (a rarity on this site).

If you want to suggest an idea, put it in a review or PM me about it.

If you want to use my characters, then you will have to jump off a plane in your skivvies before you can use it without permission. So ask for permission.

News:

The Suicidal Squirrel Army Force Extravaganza (S. S. A. F. E.) is now open. Come down to the honorific NH3 park to take part in killing of squirrels that WANT to die.

The raccoons have changed their eating habits. They are now hunting down people. Officials think this might be because the raccoons are rabid, looking at autopsy reports.

There have been sightings of tigers in the city. There appearance is surprising, as we don't have a zoo.

The Raccoons Or Cats Killing Spree (R. O. C. K. S.) has become a popular sport during the raccoon and cats crisis. The R. O. C. K. S. club has most of the city in their membership.

The Ancient Society of Sadistic Hell-flamers Or Little Evil Saints (A. S. S. H. O. L. E. S.) are on the rise, so beware.

Note: Notes are prohibited here.

Special Note: Special notes are also prohibited here.

Extremely Special Note: I don't show my email. Just PM me.

Xtremely Special Note: Do me a favor and read past the first chapters of my stories. No good with starting a story.

Incredibly Extreme Special Note: This website has turned your computer into a bomb that will detonate in 5...4...3...2...1...press ok to continue.

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