Rewrite currently being posted under "Immoral: Reawakened".

Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan

High School AU. Jeff is a smart kid so he has known about Sumo's crush on him since they were in Elementary School. Jeff can't handle a relationship though. He has to think about the upcoming college entrance exams. Thinking about Sumo "that way" will ruin his focus on his goal in life. So to keep himself strong he makes up a mantra: "It would only end badly". Clarence/Belson too!

Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Futurefic. Violet/Klaus V/K The Baudelaires are on the run, in the last months before Violet's 18th birthday.

We all know Lars and Sadie didn't just play video games on the night she became the famous "Player Two", so what were they up to? Well, it involves fictional violence, a tiny amount of alcohol, and whole heap of hormones. Lars/Sadie, rated M for very explicit reasons! ;-)

In the Wild West, the Anime Posse is torn apart when it simultaneously loses its meeting place and its entire collection of anime. Big Bad Mort, Mark Rootintootin, Clyde the Kid, and Dave Sarsaparilla are forced to reinvent their posse-and themselves-in order to continue their tradition of appreciating the greatest art form since sliced bread: anime.

Itachi thinks about life with Kisame. kisaita

A story about jealousy and Misunderstandings... ZaGr Style! :D May be OOC...

Double D is dating Marie Kanker. When did this happen? How long has it been going on? And most importantly; Why! Let's hope his friends can deal with it. Brand new chapter as of May/2011

Sequel to the Queer Academy. The Baudes are sent to a creepy guardian and are placed in a race against time to catch a crazed killer! Based on the Vile Village.

Beck gives Jade an ultimatum: no sex unless she's nice to Tori. Jade doesn't take it all too well.

Edd and Marie Kanker are in a great relationship,but everything changes when Double-D's parents express their dislike of his girlfriend at a dinner date.can Edward fix this or is this end of Edd and Marie's romance?

The girl who tried to hand Harry Potter over to the Dark Lord. The ugly pug-faced girl. A sloppy whore. Malfoy's leftovers. The last is the reputation I hate the most, and the one I least deserve. Rated for language and violence.

It's the end of senior year for the Eds and it's time for them to focus on the future. Edd knows what he wants and he's going after it.

My new parody. It's not as random as the old one, but is quite a bit more sarcastic, and who doesn't like sarcasm? By the way, Violet is a valley girl, Mr. Poe is a hippie, and Count Olaf has a bizarre insult for Klaus. Now updated with Chapter Eleven!

Our really messed up parody of the Austere Academy...staged as the first book! Read it, you know you want to!

Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart

There was never a dull moment on the ride to school. Cartman blamed Jewish black magic.

Every Thursday was the same. It was an addiction of his. His private sin. Oneshot, KylexCartman with mentions of StanxKyle.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Sweeney Todd fans of all ages! Prepare to embark on a song-filled, bloody, and side-splittingly hilarious satire of the movie world's favorite slasher musical! PART 7 FINALLY UP! FINALLY!

Squees parents go out on abit of a vacation leaving Squee behind. While they're gone though, they get into an accident and eventually die. How will Squee deal with this? If you wanna know your gonna have to read it! NnyXolder Squee.Given Up on this story.

He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.

They could deny it all they wanted to. They could refuse to admit it to anyone. They could do anything they wanted to...Except maybe hide the truth from everyone else. When you love someone, you know. When you're IN LOVE with someone, everyone else knows.

Ellen wants her brother back at school with her, where he belongs.

ZabuHaku... THIS IS NOT A LEMON! Haku is starting to feel odd things toward his master... What happens when he finds he's not the only one with said feelings? And what happens when nature... Takes a very very unexpected turn? Rated for language and gore

Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]

Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.

Write it one way, and read it as another. KisaIta

The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.

Shikamaru was a patient guy in nature, which is why he wasn't peeling her clothes away as the impulses came. He hoped he would have the good sense to save that for later. ShikamaruTemari. Well paced one shot. Making out hardcore.

It was like a dream for both of them, and it was too good to be true. Oneshot. DracoPansy.

Jessie picks up the phone and dials you-know-who. Quasi-Rocketshippy with slightly suggestive phone conversations.