Movies might not be Beca's thing, but it gives her an excuse to hang out with Jesse, even though she'd never admit that to him (heck, she can hardly admit it to herself). Alternate/missing scenes leading up to and after the big ICCA kiss. Slightly OOC.

Robin wears a dress to Lily's birthday party. Barney likes it. Pure B/R awesomeness. Oneshot.

Beca hates a lot of things about Jesse Swanson. (Except maybe she doesn't, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.)

Five times Sandor Clegane listened to his better instincts, and one time he didn't.

Timing is everything. 7.12/8.12

AKA HIMYM High. Or, you know, HIMYM set in high school. Robin Scherbatsky, tired of life as Robin Sparkles, arrives as the new girl in school and soon finds herself torn between sweet sophomore Ted Mosby and womanizing senior Barney Stinson. Angst and more angst.

Haven't had any good ideas lately, but it's always bugged me how they dropped the desk plotline from "Let Them Eat Cake." This is my minor very minor fix on that.

Reading the intro to the fic will explain this. For this one case I promise , I wanted to reboot an old fic. It was my first; I'm mourning the end of H ; This is my catharsis. :

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

The land will always be with you, even if you leave. Sheldon and Penny in 2012, and those who came before them in the Dust Bowl of the 1930s.

What would you do if you met the other you? In which there is a free ticket to space and a fine line between what is and what should have been.

Simple version? Five conversations Leslie and Ben have in formal wear; But of course life is always more complicated than that .

She's on her way back to Afghanistan, land of the sun and bombs, of poppies and death.

When Leslie announces the Twilight screening after the time capsule is covered in dirt, Ben feels like maybe he should go.

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.

Hogwarts Era. James tells a joke. Lily reacts. Remus/Sirius sequel can be in my stories: One Thing Leads to Another

There is a fine line between persistent suitor and stalker; according to one Remus Lupin, James Potter crossed it some time ago. A short story about the James/Lily relationship told in seven parts.

Spoilers for House of the Holy. "Do you miss it?" Wasn't that a sucker punch to the gut. Still, he spent all his time getting to know Annie Walker. Even if he didn't want to, he had to answer her. Auggie/Annie.

Questions flooded her mind, like why wasn't he yelling at her for invading his personal things, or what did being sighted have to do with his dreams? Maybe they were her dreams, too, but with this Auggie—the one that saw her for exactly who she was.

What's a kiss between friends? A tradition apparently. Annie/Auggie, one-shot.

'Annie Walker was fast becoming a damn good agent, and didn't deserve to be kept in the dark. Not that Joan said any of this.' Joan-centric, but some Auggie/Annie thrown in for good measure.

"There was a girl named Annie, she had a very pretty face. And not the way you would think so, let me see if I can try to explain it."

Coupling ten places and emotions, James teaches Lily to stop taking Hogwarts-and himself-for granted. Through a series of instances and a variance of insight, Lily begins to appreciate her surroundings. Marauder Era, JP/LE.

"The innocence with which the morning had begun was now a tragic loss; not a single onlooker safe… until one brave individual acted upon his wit and cunning, using unprecedented powers of genius to save the day, and wizard-kind as we know it." FW/KB.

At the end of "Purple Giraffe", Ted and Robin decide not to try and be friends, and somehow she winds up being friends with Barney. Barney/Robin Season 1 AU.

They'll sit on their bench by the coffee cart and they'll agree: the centre must hold. And it will. They will. Spoilers through 5.22, pilot/hundredth/finale heavy. B&B lovefest

The obligatory tag for "The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle."

Percy and Annabeth choose separate paths to immortality after the Battle of New York. Nothing will stop them from being together, even if it means breaking a few rules along the way. AU, futurefic. Written for the PJO Kinkmeme.

He's the last piece in the puzzle. She's been meaning to ask for weeks now. BB.

Percy Jackson is entirely the most frustrating person Annabeth Chase has ever met, and he’s not even trying most of the time. Too bad they need him to save the world, otherwise she's pretty sure she'd have strangled him by now. Movieverse/AU fic.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ That was the beginning of their unspoken agreement- in the morning, they weren’t rivals. They didn’t have to hate each other. They didn’t mean anything to each other.

Those big romantic moments are great when they happen, but they're not real. This is real.

In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.

Some of the things that the Gods represented died over time, but most of them survived. This is what keeps the Gods in power.

The way he looked at her earlier, the way he’s looking at her now, seems to have robbed her of her endless capacity for reason. B/B 5x05 episode tag *Spoilers*

Brennan asks a question and gets an unexpected response. Spoilers through 5.03.

Sometimes, she wonders if she is heartless.' Because, the books didn't do her justice. Athena-centric,Four-shot. Winner of the Veritas Award.

A simple gift changes everything.

She wasn’t an idiot, and even though she couldn’t read people well, she read him like one of her novels. --- Spoilers for The Bond In The Boot! One-shot! possibly

That is so not how that was supposed to go. *Spoilers* for Season 5 promos. B/B

Bones crashes Booth's happy hour and starts a tequila-scented battle of wits with her partner. Just a silly, flirty oneshot.

They’re looking at each other in a dark room at three in the morning, and laughing like lunatics. B/B- Part 3/3 Now complete!

Barney is accused of raping Robin. This a single, fractured story told in one hundred drabbles going back and forwards in time. Spoilers up to The Goat. Written for the HIMYM DarkFic Livejournal Comm. Warning: Very dark

Several years in the future, Barney and Robin get married. It's only partially to screw with Ted. Barney/Robin.

After Ted storms off, Barney is left alone with his thoughts. And Ranjit. Implied Barney/Robin. Takes place after The Goat.

Just a hot summer afternoon, and Brennan decides Thai isn't what she wants. Cooking at Booth's house ensues. Oneshot.

She's at the funeral. She's at the shop. And somehow, George just can't seem to stop himself from falling in love with her. Crap. George and Angelina... and the memory of Fred always in the background.

One might beg to differ, but his is indeed after all, only human. He muses about his assistant often and in depth.

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

In a cluttered workshop and amid the rambunctious denizens of his greenhouse, Neville Longbottom discovers that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. Now he only has to convince Millicent Bulstrode. . . .

A love story in reverse, but this time it's not Ted's. Spoilers up to The Leap. The initial drabble is just my own prediction!

His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.

You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.

Brennan decides she's tired of Booth's flirtation, and finds the courage to attempt a seduction.

Booth tries a little experiment to test Brennan's attraction to him... one-shot

There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.

Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot

The morning-after is always a little nerve-wracking...

She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ

If you'll be color, I'll see nothing else.

Barney hides a quarter on his person. Robin goes diving for it. They angst. They smut. And Robin has a slight panic attack.

All it takes to set you free is one moment of repentance, and Lo: “out of the mouth of babes” shall come wisdom. Crabbe gets a little lesson in forgiveness.... from a First Year. Future-fic, drabble, all-dialogue.

Barney Stinson knows he's awesome in bed, but is he really? - co-written with snogged from Livejournal and contains lots of sex and taunting!

LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?

Five snippets where Barney refuses to admit the truth. Post-"Benefits".

Answers a question from Not A Father's Day

Robin tries to save Barney from himself. AU Season 4ish set after 4.9 The Naked Man and written before 4.10 The Fight was aired.

Somehow, when talking about Slytherin, no one remembers to be fair. Sometimes, when the other students pass you in the hall, they hiss. But part of being a Slytherin is not caring about any of that. oneshot, R&R!

Mal, Inara, a razor.

Tanya ruins Edward's evening. He can't find it within himself to mind.

Minerva McGonagall sat back in her chair with a sigh and a cup of tea... three different kisses over 50 years and one woman saw them all. R&R! Harry x Ginny, James x Lily, Albus x OC

S2. AU. Barney and Robin. One drunken night.

The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.

Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position. LJ-oneshot.

“I couldn’t do it.” She knew she’d find him here today. He looks so broken for such a big boy... JacobBella

-ONE SHOT- Lying in his hospital bed, Gormogon’s Apprentice reflects on his choices, discusses with Angela about whether or not he is a bad person, and muses over that sinking feeling he can’t quite describe.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Barney has a proposition for Robin. One-Shot. Takes place in early season 3.

LJ. "It all starts with the staring. Every bit of it – the good and the bad – starts with the staring; the surveillance, the attention, the intensity of each glance, no matter how brief it is." R&R?

L/J. She's almost to the library when a hand grabs her wrist and yanks her into what appears to be an empty classroom. It is. They've been here before. She's intimately acquainted with the desk nearest the door. But it's a good thing she's not honest.

History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.

A random look at possibilities. In the style of my choosing!

You don't lose control," his father says to him. "That's why you don't win." Kara/Lee

JL, oneshot: "Because no matter what happens, no matter how many games they play, he’s always too captivated by her to stop taking part." R&R

August 2016. Teddy and Victoire get their exam results. Drunkenness ensues. *Warning: Slightly Intoxicated Minors doing silly things like piggybacks* TeddyVictoire.

Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....

"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.

Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.

[Post BDM] Hard strawberry wine and a fiddle tune brought them together on a balmy summer evening. Oneshot, Rayne.

If it wasn't Evans, he'd call it off and let them stew in it. He'd snog her senseless and be done with the whole thing. [JamesLily. Marauders era]

James tells the rest of the Marauder's, through note passing of course, that he plans to propose to Lily...after class. MWPP era. Oneshot. JPLE.

Okay. Breathe. Good, got that down. Okay, so she comes here at about one o'clock. Okay, okay. Pull yourself together! You’re the son of James Potter! On second thought…knowing how long it took for him to get Mom, maybe that's not a such a good thing...

PostBDM Rayne An angry Jayne throws down the gauntlet to River, with unexpected results.

Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily

Postep for Jefferson Lives, in which Josh and amy tonsil hockey and then leave the fireworks together. In this fic, they don't get very far.

After Miranda, Jayne sees River differently. Vignette, complete.

JL She wanted him and he wanted her, and it was all that should have mattered, but for some reason it wasn’t and she felt like nothing was ever in her control.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

How I Met Your Mother, Robin Barney. Post The Best Prom Ever. Robin doesn't cry all that easily, not really.

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

Kinda dark, kinda dirty. Jayne and River. Complete.

a lovely jl vignette about how they got together. includes: impersonators, green hair, ballroom dancing, graffiti, the north tower balcony, and of course, obligatory snogging.

COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.

In which Ron hides, Hermione lies, Ginny beats up boys and Harry doesn’t care. Really, he doesn’t. He swears. Okay, well, maybe it bothers him a little bit.

A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.

Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.