Hiya this is Love is war-Mistress Kurohi-

But you can all call me Ashleigh or Ash

View my Quizilla account : HitsugayaYumi12200715.

My animes are:

Bleach

Frutis Basket

Shugo Chara!

Ouran High Host Club

Naruto

Full Moon Wo Sagashite

Code Geass

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Favorite Parings: Shugo Chara: TadasexAmu AmuxIkuto KukaixOC IkutoXOC RimaXKairi KairiXOC RimaxNagehiko UtauxKukai

Ouran: TamaxHaru KaoXOC HikaXOC KyoXOC HunnyxOC MorixOC

Naruto: NaruXHina ShikaxTema SasuXOC

Fruits Basket: KyoXOC YukixTohru YukixMachi HaruXRin HaruxOC MomijixOC HatorixMayu ShigureXOC KurenoXUo

Bleach: RanxGin HitsuxOC KenseiXOC UkiXOC ShunXNao HisagiXOC RenjiXOC IchixRuki IchixOC (sometimes) IshXOri ByakuxOC StarkxOC

Full Moon: IzumiXMeroko MitsukiXTakuto MitsukiXEichi TakutoXOC

Code Geass: LelouchXC.C LelouchXOC SuzakuXOC VillettaXOghi LelouchXKallen LelouchXShirely RoloXOC

Hated Parings: Very Anti HitsuxHina Momo is really needy,she's not over Aizen, she and Toshiro are like family.Very Very Anti HitsuKarin they met each other in one flippin' episode not like their in love!! MatsuHitsu Notttttttttt a veeeeeeeerrrrrry good couple.

SasuSaku Sakura is all like Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasssssssssuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkee! She makes me want to ohh!

KyoxTohru I GOT NOTHING AGAINST TOHRU BUT I love Kyo also,Tohru is to good for Kyo!

SuzakuXEuphemia I just hate them together period.

Hey private message me for ideas for my Together forever story and my Making it harder to breathe

Favorite Characters:

Toshiro all the way!!

Kensei all the way!!

Stark all the way

Ichigo (Meh brother... Not really)

Hisagi

Takuto

Kyo

Ed Elric

Kukai

Haru

Kaoru

Hikaru

Kyoya

Mori

Hunny

Suzaku

Lelouch

Kallen

C.C

Haruhi

Rangiku

Rukia

Mitsuki

Meroko

Hinata

I have alot so yyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

~Bold the ones that fit you~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a KNOWN RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I don't argue those points, but...XP Not true for every female gamer.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Kensei
2. Toshiro
3. Stark
4. Hisagi
5. Byakuya
6. Renji
7.Ichigo
8. Rukia
9. Yoruichi
10.Rangiku
11. Neliel
12. Nanao

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
NO!! But it prolly be cute...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hisagi is Kinky Jr. He is Uber Hot but he ain't smexay.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Not a big fan of Yuri... That'll be a weird pairing... Ichigo will be pissed and Shunsui would be too shock to say something xDDD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not lately but there are some

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
THAT COUPLE MADE ME CRAZY BOUT YAOI X3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Byakushi will have a conniption with Yoruichi and Rangiku and Byakuya would be a funny couple and he'd still have a conniption

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3
Ichigo would be shocked at first.. But he'd make fun of Toshiro then get pissed because Toshiro lost his virginity before he would xDD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
With the Winter War being over and Aizen locked up the espada left to do whatever as long as it wasn't a threat to the Seireitei. The Primera Espada doing what he does best sleeping. But what happens when a busty Strawberry blonde beauty comes to check up on the Espada? Will Stark find something to actually wake him up?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Nope! They dunno each other... It wouldn't work out...Hmm... maybe it will...jk.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Story Time for a Broken heart

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Kensei is not a flower!! He would be de-flowering Miku! (Meh OC) But um... They both have the kinky tattoo...xDDD And YUMMY

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
...Dunno

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
YEASH

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Err..No... My friends would get slapped but it would be hots

15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3
"BANKAI!!" (Sorry...But it seems like Ichigo xDDD) or "RUKIA!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Locked-up by Akon

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Love triangle with a pissed of captain of the 8th division,a tempermental kinky Vizard, a red pineapple with many tattoos, and a pissed off OC named Kaoru! xDDD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(So many HitsuMatsu fan-fics...) "Taicho come into the warm embrace of my girls"

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A day ago.

20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Yeah can't think right now... It's Renji! Mr.Tattoo-man. Red Pineapple head

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Neliel in kid or adult form though? If she was drunk and Yoruichi was bi!

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Stark!! Stark beats Ichigo anydays.

23) "One (Kensei) and Nine (Yoruichi) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Yoruichi) suddenly runs off with Four (Hisagi). One (Kensei), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Neliel) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Nanao),then follows the wise advice of Five (Byakuya) and finds true love with Three (Stark)."
O.O.. EEWWW!! Stark with Kensei?! Kurohi: Stark is mine!! Miku: Kensei is mine!! Me: But it would be hot.

Kurohi and Miku: nosebleed Me: Ya know you wanna be in it

What title would you give this fic?
"The Lazy Wolf and Kinky Vizard" (What I couple think off with out sugar) "Unpredicted"

24) Name three of your friends who might read it.
Chibi-ookami-sama,xXTenshi HisagiXx,The Riddler Circus

25)Name one person who should write it.
Someone I hate...

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

IchiRuki all the way baby!!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is May I am but three, my eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong or else I'm locked up all the day long. when I awake I'm all alone the house is dark my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, he says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream but its now much too late his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is May and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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PEOPLE'S IT'S JULY 15 AND TODAY ISH MY BIRTHDAY!! AND ICHIGO'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!

WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH BLEACH

If you:

- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'

- When you meet somone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from

- At the begining of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'

- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yourichi

- Find a cave and train there to try and acheive bankai

- When your boy friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'

- Memoreise all the kido spells in order

- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'

- Call your little brother lil' shiro

- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorise it

- Drink sake until you pass out

- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them

- Put 'Bureu of research and developement' as your screen saver on your computer

- Buy all three bleach games, and complete all three in 1 night

- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permadent marker

- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears

- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain, 3rd seat, 4th seat, 5th seat, 6th seat and 7th seat

- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform

- Call your teachers -Taicho and you headteachersousuitaicho

- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' everytime you get asked either question

- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough

- Buy a sining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach

- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you

- When your trying to explain somthing use little bunny pictures on a scetch pad

- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone

- Put permanent black tatoos on your head and chest

- Pile your desk with paperwork

- Cut the sleaves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko

- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross.

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends.

Lolli Lolli (Pop that body)

-Put your iPod (or whatever mp3 like thing you own) on shuffle and go through the songs without skipping to answer the questions.

1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say,
Do you by Ne-Yo

2. What would best describe your personality?
Bust it Baby Pt.1 by Plies

3. What do you like in a guy?
Always be my baby by Mariah Carey

4. How do you feel today?
Rock Star by R.Kelly ft Ludacris and Kid Rock

5. What is your life's purpose?
I don't mind by Ashanti

6. What is your motto?
Just can't let you go by Omarion

7. What do your friends think of you?
Rock Ya Hips by Crime Mob

8. What do you think of your parents?
New Divide by Linkin Park

9. What do you think about very often?
The Gank by Nelly (WTF?!)

10. What do you think of your best friend?
U say, I say by Ashanti

11. What do you think about the person you like?
Freak by Tatu

12. What is your life story?
Stanky Legg by GS boys (I'm bout to dance man! XD)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Like You'll never see me again byAlicia Keys

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Crying Out by Jagged Edge

15. What do your parents think of you?

Toxic by Britney Spears (O.O EWWWW)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
What you are by Lionel Richie

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Get Silly by V.I.C ft Soulja Boy (I wish they would XDDD)

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?
I'll move on by Bow Wow

19. What is your biggest fear?
Losing You by Keyshia Cole and Anthony Hamilton. (I would be scared to lose a good friend or a lover)

20. What is your biggest secret?
Fences by Paramore

21. What song will be the title when you repost this?
Lolli Lolli (Pop that body) by Three 6 Mafia

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Peep this by Jamie Foxx

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Unfoolish by Ashanti

3. Your teacher is...
Southern Fried Intro by Ludacris

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Give me a chance by Bobby Valentino

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?
Call by Ashanti

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Lollipop by Lil Wayne

7. How do you feel right now?
Just what it takes by Kenny Lattimore

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?
Bedda to Have by Ginuwine

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Orochimaru's theme by Toshiro Matsuda (SCARY O.O)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...
Shake it like a Salt Shaker by Ying Yang Twins ft Lil Jon

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Pop Lock and Drop it Remix by Huey ft Bow Wow and T-Pain

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Don't Worry by Aaliyah

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

A dream is a wish your heart makes by Disney Circle of Star (Meh... That's fine)

14. Your life's theme song?

I gotta be by Jagged Edge

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Special Day by Jahiem (Now you people no good and well what I'm doin)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Kodou by Mermaid Melody

17. Your motto is...

Beg for it by Omarion (Scary)

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Overdose by Jamie Foxx

19. What did you dream about tonight?

One World by the Cheetah Girls (XDDD LOL)

20. Any last words?

Kokoro No Senshi by Angela Aki (Awesome song)

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

does the world see you?

On the Hotline by Pretty Ricky (GOOD ONE XD I DUN WANNA PHONE SEX AT 5 in the morning! XD)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Wanna Love U Girl by Robin Thicke and Pharrell (Good song~)

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Make Ne Better by Fabolous and Ne-Yo

people secretly lust after me?

Dearest by Ayumi Hamasaki

5. How can I make myself happy?

Survivor by Destiny's Child

6. What should I do with my life?

It's Happy Line by YUI

7. What is some good advice for me?

No one's gonna love you by S.O.S. Band

8. How will I be remembered?

On my Own by Three Days Grace

9. What is my signature dancing song?

911 by Mary. J Blige snd Wyclef Jean

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Take your Time (Do it right) by the S.O.S. Band (Yall dunno about them oldies)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

I can Change Your Life by Lloyd

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Precious by Jamie Foxx

13. What type of men/women do you like?

I remember you by YUI

14. What is my day going to be like?

Let's Get Married Remix by Jagged Edge ft Run DMC

15. What will tomorrow bring?

I Fly by Hayden Panettiere (SO TRUE YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!)

MEN

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING (WOMEN CAN READ TOO CAUSE ITS FUNNY)

1. Please dont talk to my breasts. You wont be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men- Always

4. 51 percent love goddess, 49 precent bitch

5. My sexual preference is NO

6. My body is a temple, now get down on your knees and pray.

7. It's not the size that counts, it's... No, wait, size does count.

8. Remember you horny piece of dirt girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice

9. Men are like hardwood floors. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.

If you agree, or just think it's funny, copy and paste this onto your profile

1. How am I feeling today?: Whenever by Cherish
2. Will I get far in life?: Sweet Sixteen by Destiny's Child
do my friends see me?: We are Broken by Paramore
4.Where will I get Married?: Runaway Love by Ludacris and Mary J. Blige (Apparently I'm eloping... Jk)
5.What is my best friend's theme song?: Summertime by Fantasia
6.What is the story of my life?: Tsumasaki by Ore Ska Band (Let me look up the english lyrics and we'll know)
7.What will highschool be like?: Don't Listen 2 What People Say by Jon B (I'll do that)
can I get ahead in life?: Lonely by Akon (OMG I MISS STARK TT_TT)
9.What is the best thing about me?: You've Changed by Keyshia Cole
is today going to be?: Could It Be by Christy Carlson Romano (STD SONG Kim Possible STD!! XD I dunno about that one)
11.What is in store for this weekend?: Dance Me If You Can by the Cheetah Girls
12.What song describes my parents?: Big Dreams by Bow Wow
describe my grandparents?: Bust Yo Windows by Jazmine Sullivan (I hope not... o.O That would describe me)
is my life going?: Figure.09 (how is the song called Figure.09? But that's awesome how it matches)
15.What song will they play at my funeral?: Creep by TLC (I'm mad the songs talking bout cheating when I'm dead...)
does the world see me?: What's a Man to Do by Usher
17.Will I have a happy life?: Lip Gloss by Lil Mama (WOW. I can't believe that one)
18.What do my friends really think of me?: U Got What I Need by LeToya (WOW)
people secretly lust after me?: Whatever You Like by T.I. (XDDDD)
can I make myself happy?: B,O.W. by Bow Wow
21.What should I do with my life?: Just Relax by Joe
22.Will I ever have children?: Shut Up and Sleep With Me by Sin With Sebastian (APPARENTLY I WILL XDX)
23.What is some good advice for me?: Choose me (Prelude) by Sammie
will I be remembered?: Every Time I Close My Eyes by Babyface
25.What is my signature dancing song?: My Little Secret by Xscape (love it, can't dance to it)
26.What do I think my current theme song is?: Roses by Outkast (XDDDDD YUSH)
27.What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: Hey You There Soulja Boy (XDDDDDDDDDDD SWEETNESS)
28.What type of men/women do you like?: Earth Song by Michael Jackson (Meh.)

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.