hi pplz of the world !! i luv fanfiction.net !! i love legion of super heroes, justice league and justice league unlimited, twlight, and code lyoko. i am trying to type up all of my stories but i never get a chance to get on the computer!! so whenever i get on i'll post more. plz read and review!! and tell me how to make them better all comments are viewed. :)

i am a girl, i am between the ages of 0 and 100

i LOVE TO LAUGH

my fave pairings for code lyoko are Ulrich-yumi, odd-Sam, Jeremy-Aelita, sissy-herb (Herve in France)

my fave justice league pairings are green arrow-black canary, wonder woman-batman, green lantern-hawk girl(shiera)

my fave twilight pairings are emmett/rose, jasper/alice bella/jacob or bella/edward jacob/nessie(u find out who she is in B.D.)

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of

girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 percent who'd laugh their ass off at them, post this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle/Aeropostal told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

ForEverTopaz1901, MrsSarahCullen858,teamedward240,LOSHfan4546