[ Pen-name formerly iCanbEYOURrUKIA ]

Name: Savannah. Friends and family call me Vanny.

Age: 17

Interests:Reading, writing, listening to music, drawing, playing video games, hanging out with friends, eating sushi, fashion, film and literature, watching Wrestling(mainly WWE), watching anime; typical teenager schtuff I suppose.

Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Inuyshsa, Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Ao no Exorcist(Blue Exorcist), Eden of the East, Soul Eater, Kimi ni Tokede, Best Student Concil, and more [in no perticular order]

Fictionpress profile: http://www.fictionpress.info/thelavenderhippe

If anyone is in need of a Beta Reader, I am available. Just leave me a PM

UPDATE!! 04/28/12

Hey everyone! Just writing to say I've just uploaded chapter 8 of It's Only High School like 30 seconds ago, so go check it out! I've had a rough past two weeks, but I'm feeling better now and got that chapter up finally. I seriously just finished it an hour ago so chapter 9 is on my queue of things to start, but I shall try my best to crank it out while the creative juices are flowing. There's a little surprise for you all towards the end and maybe, just maybe, some citrus too? Hmm, read and find out!

Also, I'd like to tell everyone that I have a healthy yet sustainable addiction to the new Disney show Austin&Ally. Who am I kidding? It's an obsession at this point! Austin and Ally are just my new favorite OTP, OMFG. Every time he says something sweet to her or they look at each other I'm just in the corner like: "NBNBDKGBFJGFBGNB, NOW KISS!" LOL. It's under control, I promise. And Ross Lynch is perfect in so many ways, UNF He's in a band with his 3 older siblings and their best friend called R5, and they are AMAZING! If you don't know about them I definitely recommend looking them up on youtube. They have a sort of pop-rock sound but holy calzones, they're so great. They've got really great covers of songs too, but unfortunately you can only hear those through fan captured videos that don't have the best quality. Still worth a look though. Or you can visit http:/// and check them out there (yes I'm advertising, don't judge me .). They're based out of California and about to go on their first West Coast Tour, which I am extremely sad about because I live on the east coast and there's no way I'm getting to the other side of the country anytime soon. I just hope this tour will make their fanbase grow even larger so that one day they can tour the world and just be badass all over the place, haha.

Welp, that's it for now folks, hope you didn't mind that lovely little rant of mine. I've got a few ideas for fics in the works, and I'm also thinking of writing a few Auslly(Austin and Ally) one-shots since I ship them harder than a mofo. That pairing is seriously just too perfect to ignore. But I'm trying not to fail my AFM class so I can't tell you when any of that will be posted. I'm a terrible author, I know v.v Hopefully you guys still love me, I will fulfill all these promises one day, I PROMISE! Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 03/28/12

Hello everyone! Well first and foremost I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKURA-CHAN! My favorite female Ninja is like what, 17 or 18 now? Sigh, they grow up so fast ,D

Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm falling a little behind with my online classes due to other things, so updating my story won't be a guaranteed thing. I am in the midst of writing chapter 8 of It's Only High School but it is nowhere near complete. Thankfully I've got the paper for my senior exit project out of the way, and my English teacher says it doesn't need any changes, so that should clear up my schedule a bit. I still have online work that I need to do, however spring break starts this Friday for us so that'll give me time to write as well. Also, I may or may not have chapter 8 yet, depending on when I finish my school work and if my brain doesn't decide to die for the night xD I'll really try my best to at least get something up this week, but as usual I can't make any promises :( Thank you all for being to patient, I'll speak to you soon. Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 02/20/12

Hey guys, so I've had a few things going on lately including semester exams and various school projects, so updating my stories has been nearly impossible for me. I've also gotten a new laptop recently for my birthday, so updating sooner is a possibility. I also don't have to keep jumping my files around from computer to computer, ipod to tumblr, although I will still continue to save them to my flash drive just to be safe. At the moment I;m supposed to be working on my research paper for English class, which is a part of my senior exit project here in North Carolina, and will ultimately determine if I graduate high school or not, but I felt you all needed an update. So, as usual I can't guarantee when I will update either of my stories, put I promise to put something out soon. I have most of chapter 7 for It's Only High School completed, so hopefully I can get it up this week when school isn't in the way. I've also got Online classes which I can do at school and home, but things a still pretty hectic this semester. Again, I'm so sorry for leaving you all hanging, but I promise I'll finish what I start. :3

That's all for now, Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/18/11

Howdy everyone! Just a quick update to let you know that all of the older chapters of It's Only High School from 3 years ago, have been removed and replaced with their newly revised versions. I've currently just finished uploading another chapter, making that 4 in total. As I've said before, new material has been added along with the clumping together of a few chapters, resulting in a much cleaner, much clearer piece of work. I've stuck to my original plot, so no worries there, and I won't be changing the name of the story. I can't give a concrete answer of how many chapter there will be, but it won't end for awhile. Can't say how frequent updates will be either, since it is the middle of the school year.

In addition, you may all have recognized my pen-name change by now, and hopefully everyone following the story won't be confused. Gomen. Also, the summary for this story has been altered, the full versions in both the beginnings of chapters 1 and 2, and also further down on my profile under -Stories:- It includes the original as some might recognize, but that's not a big deal. I've just made it a little more appealing and in better correlation to the plot itself. AND, the "under maintenance" sign has been removed :3 That's all for now, stay posted. Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/10/11

First and foremost, I'd like to say happy birthday to one of my favorite anime characters of all time, the No.1 hyperactive, knucklehead ninja: Naruto Uzumaki! It's been really amazing to watch all the characters of the Narutoverse grow with us over the years, Naruto being on of the most in-depth manga/anime series I've seen since Dragon Ball Z. Naruto has developed from a strange, loud-mouthed, knuckle head troublemaker to a loud-mouthed, slightly more mature, still pretty dense, badass ninja teenager. Not to mention he's super hot now, am I right? I suppose he'd be 17 now, neh? Mmm, 17 and fine as hell. P: Hahaha, I need to get out more.

In further news, today I'm going to take down whatever chapters are up for It's Only High School today, so that the revised versions are sent to any followers notifications when they come up. It will be easier to understand this way as well, because after much deliberation I've decided to clump some chapters together. I noticed mine were way too short, especially for my liking. I prefer to read long chapters filled with detail and dialogue, I just wasn't getting that from the chapters now. So don't be alarmed if you check and nothing is there XD I'm also changing to summary to include This story under maintenance}, so it doesn't look like I'm just a crap writer who doesn't know how to upload, LOL. So be on the look out for these minor changes, I'll let you know when the new chapters officially start. The "under maintenance" sign will come off after that as well. That's all for now, Ja ne!

UPDATE!! 10/5/11

Hey there everyone! Wow, it has literally been a long three years since I've signed into my account on a computer. I've recently gotten back into groove of reading fics in the last few months, and now I have a temporary computer to use for school work(I'm a junior in highschool now! :D). Anyhow, I decided the my hiatus has gone on far too long, and it is my duty to inform you all that I have NOT given up on my story It's Only High School. I believe I have 5 chapters up currently, including a prologue. However, I have the story completed offline, but after 3 years of not reading or writing it, I believe it's best to make some changes. My style of writing had improved significanlty and my idea of the story only slightly. Therefore, I've decided to revise the story as a whole and replace the older chapters on this site, also adding in the finishing touches. I truly apologized for disappointing anyone who eagerly and loyally reviewed or followed my story. It breaks my heart when fics with great potential end so abruptly from lack of posting or the author's giving up. On several occasions I've been on the 'loyal reviewer' side of that type of thing and I've got to say, it could leave quite a bitter taste in one's mouth. Fortunately though, I'm not ready to give up, and I actually have a small array of one-shots, drabbles, and stories in my offline collection that I'm eager to share with you all. The genres, charcters, and anime's vary, especially since I've begun reading more then just SasuSaku roamance/drama fics (;; I'm a sucker for that couple), and my new found love for the Ao no Exorcist(Blue Exorcist) series. At this moment in time I can't say when any of this will actually begin, seeing as how school is back in session and this specific year is very important for my future education. But, I do want you all to be on the look out for something. I don't want to go off missing for a long period of time again and upset anyone. I'm just juggling a few things in life right now, as I'm sure a lot of you are yourselves. Just give me some [more] time and I promise I'll be cranking out some quality fanfics in no time! I'm also thinking of changing my username, but I don't have a new name set in stone yet. When I do change it though, I'll most likely do so in a chapter of It's Only High School, that way anyone who's interested will get the update via notification. Anywho, I really missed being on here and writing, so I promise to do my best and stick around as long as I can.

In addition to updating and uplaoding new stories, I've also had a look at Fictionpress.com, which I'm sure most of you know is the sister-site on Fanfiction.net. I think it's great that there's a huge gallery of original stories on a layout that's similar to what writer's on fanfiction are used to. I've run by a lot of fanfics that would make AMAZING original stories if the characters and any major references to the series where taken out. So, if and when I post stories on Fictionpress, I'll be sure to say so on here so that anyone who is interested can take a look and give me some constructive criticism. Well, that's all I've got for you now, unfortunately, but I sincerely hope I get my tiny little fanbase back once I get everything situated. Once I get it rolling, I don't intend to drop the ball again, so please have just a little faith in me. That's all for now, stay posted. Ja nae!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

Stories:

It's Only High School - Upon relocating with her guardians to Konoha, Sakura Haruno is reunited with old friend's and old memories. She soon finds herself growing closer to KHS heart-throb, Uchiha Sasuke, much to the dismay of private eyes. But when Sasuke uncovers skeletons from her tragic past, Sakura is forced to reveal everything she's hiding from her loved ones. Will Sakura run, or will she finally face the music? {Story, Naruto, AU, Romance/Drama, SasuSaku, M} [Revised and in progress]

Wanted - "He softly brushed away the tear, and replaced it with a kiss." Short drabble/one-shot of Ichigo and Orihime, not my favorite couple but they are too cute to resist. {One-shot, Bleach, AU, Romance/Hurt/Comfort, IchigoxOrihime, T} [Complete]

Hot for Teacher - Ino Yamanaka isn't the best student at HLU, especially in her least favorite class; The History of Konoha. Taught by one of the top professors in all of Konoha, Asuma Saratobi, Ino found herself forced into signing up for the dreaded class by her good friend Shikamaru. Other than being a brilliant teacher, Asuma is also one sexy hunk of man, and the reason most females find themselves taking, and failing his course. Ino being no exception. This girl, however, has a few tricks up her sleeve. After not seeing Asuma Saratobi for 6 years, Ino has had time to grow and mature into a young woman. Now 19 and a sophomore in college, her "assets" are a dangerous weapon, and she's not afraid to use them to her advantage. She's legal, experienced, and has a plan for success: She's going to seduce her favorite professor, Asuma Saratobi.{Story, Naruto, AU, Romance/Humor, AsumaxIno, M} [In progress]

Story/Oneshot Ideas:

Dog Tags - A tale of two friends who follow in the footsteps of their fathers; taking part in the battles of life and love. Naruto and Sasuke are good old southern boys from North Carolina, who have been best friends from a young age. They stick together through thick and thin, protecting and defending one another. Upon making a pact to join the USMC, the boys find themselves traveling the world with new faces, new stories, and new lovers. Will Naruto and Sasuke follow in their fathers' footsteps just as they planned, or will the demands of being a U.S. Marine break their bond? {Naruto, AU, Friendship/Drama, M} [Not started]

Girls Don't Like Boys -"Educated, with money. He's well dressed, not funny." - Good Charlotte, Girls and Boys... Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Sai, and Shikamaru have fast cars, celebrity-good looks, and money. Lots of money! Known as the Famous 5, these boys could have anything and ANYONE they wanted at the drop of a hat; and they ALWAYS get what they want. Social status fails them, however, when the Famous 5 crave the only SOMEONES they can NEVER have; Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and Temari. Word around is that the Clique lets absolutely no one into their tight bond, and not a whisper out. They aren't at all interested in status or snobby rich boys, but the Famous 5 make it their mission to change the minds of this untouchable girl group. Will the Famous 5 charm their ladies of choice with hot bodies and fat wallets, or will they prove to be the 5 LEAST eligible bachelorettes in the entire school?{One-shot, AU, Humor/Romance, Several pairings, T} [Not started]

QUOTES

From Kisa Kisa Yum Yum's fanfic, "Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top": Sakura's POV, speaking to Karin:

“I believe she called you ‘a bitch in heat’, at least that’s what I heard. I mean, you may not have heard it, seeing as you’re so much farther away and not in the conversation.” I said, eyeing the short distance between us.

She flushed red as her hair and stood to her full height, which wasn’t very impressive. “And who the fuck are you?” she snarled.

I raised my eyebrow. “Oh, me? I’m Santa Claus. This is the Easter Bunny and Cupid.” I pointed to Ino and Tenten. “And this is the Sandman.” That was Gaara. “Shall I stop, or should I continue to name your classmates off to you?”

Men are not pigs! Pigs are gentle, sensitive, loving creatures!

I just wanted you to know that if you were ever stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on you.

I can resist everything except temptation --Oscar Wilde

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."--Juno's dad from Juno

You not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

I love funny guys. Not funny-looking guys.

I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come. Your boyfriend did...TWICE.

Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee.

He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic.

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer.

That's pretty illegal, even for us.

"You're a smart ass, you know that?" "Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass."

Wow. That was the most amazing awkward silence ever.

If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, 'cause I think you're cute.

"We're all a little weird, and when we find those people whose weirdness is compatible with our own, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call them our best friends."--Boy Meets World

Let's flip a coin. Heads, we'll be together. Tails, we flip again.

If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass.

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

This is NOT the life I ordered.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

That's absurd. ...I love it.

Best friends: We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and (five minutes later)...when we finally get it.

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

Everyday, I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

If you love something, set it free, or cripple it so it can't get away.

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

We had gay burgulars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I would kick you in the nuts if you had any.

Life blows: Enjoy the breeze.

I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

I do all my own nude scenes.

Due to increased security measures, all articles of your clothing must be removed immediately!

I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

We spend the first twelve months of our chidlren's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

We specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague description of what you think you want.

If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner, no one will fit.

I feel violated...do it again.

The guy might wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper.

One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care for her. And when that day comes, she'll be waking up next to the guy that already knew.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.

I less than three you.

Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

I wish you were here, but you're not here, you're there, and there doesn't know how lucky it is.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. In fact, I'm far from it. I'm just saying that I'm worth it.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution.

One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something.

We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige.

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures.

"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I had a psychic boyfriend once... he left me before we met."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."

You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

"No offense, sir, but that idea's not worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on." --Ricky Bobby, Taladega Nights

"Dad, you made that grace your bitch." --Taladega Nights

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Swing

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweats

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Poor Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And My Favorite One

13. Potential Murder Suspect

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Kakashi, , Itachi(R.I.P.), Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Sakura, Shikamaru, Jiraiya(R.I.P), Asuma(R.I.P)-sorry for spoilers if any

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, InoSai, and.. and... SOMETIMESSASUNARUIFITSAREALLYGOODSTORY o///o

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Only Naruto yaoi I really ship is SasuNaru, but I'm mostly SasuSaku

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet, but I'd like to be Sakura or Hinata one day.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, databooks, shonen jump mags, LOTS of pictures, and I'm getting plushies at some point.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, though I'd definitely let Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, or Naruto manhandle me in a dark alley... .

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina definitely.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku all day! I'll read SasuNaru but they'll always be more like brothers to me.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 and Team Gai

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No; Tobi is Madara, it's been revealed.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes; it's also been revealed.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Dei-Dei

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro; he's just a scared little boy lost in the dangerous wrath of revenge. I still have faith that he'll return to the Leaf for good, someday.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Majority of them, yes. I'm currently following the English dub of Shippuden just for the hell of it.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, but I'm up to date with the storyline(mostly due to spoilers and such). Mangas are pretty troublesome to keep up with. ;

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD, he's hyper, too. :3

17. Sub or dub? Both. I prefer English dub because it's my primary language and easy to follow(especially when half asleep), but I have no problem watching sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Definitely Pro, I love Sakura-chan! Especially now that she's a kickass medic in Shippuden. CHA!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Hes funny; Although Deidara thinks otherwise xD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes! ;w; I miss his silly but, real Madara is so mundane.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I think Gai is funny...and strange...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, probably. I thought he was a girl when the show started xD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomely weird.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke, but not too much. I enjoy his quiet, cool persona, I just want him to be more open with his friends.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Like is an understatement. I absolutely love them.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES! WOOT!

27. Do you like lemons? Mmm, lemons -drools-

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No but my big brother always drew stuff for me.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? God yes! You're not a true Naruto fan until you have :3

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hahaha, several yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? A few people who were midly interested, and my little nephew :3. It's such a complex series, I understand why it may intimidate some people to even start.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep! Narutards stick together.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Lol, thankfully not.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Lol nope. Anime keeps me up on school nights in general though, no biggy.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke to begin with, so no lol.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELL YES!!XD

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Absolutely not. No way in hell.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. A few sketches, unfortunately I haven't published any finishes works yet. I'll get to it eventually.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No xD But he is SUPER HOT in Shippuden, oh my dayum.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? not yet,but was brother was drawing me a female version of Kakashi tupe person which is awesome cuz hes my fave

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I've never been happier to be declared insane

-- Here you go girls! The replys for boys with cheezy lines! --

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together