velvet-prosthesishide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. "To prohibit two people from having sex because their offspring might be "defective" or "inferior" is to adopt the standpoint of a eugenicist.” Dr. Pat Pride, GLBTQ (I need to change this quote) x UPDATE (12/09/2014): I changed the title of the last uploaded chapter of Love in Chinese from "54 Magnitude Emotions" to "5 Point 0 Magnitude Emotions". The other title had a typo. Sorry if it caused some confusion. For those curious about damage caused by earthquakes on a Richter's scale, a 5.0 magnitude earthquake is enough to shake the ground for quite a while (depends on where you are; if you're in the top floor of a tall building, the shaking is felt more violently), but hardly enough to cause any kind of damage. At least in urban Japan. I don't know about other places. x Status Update Stories Love in Chinese - In progress. Chapter 19 has just been updated. After the Rain – on hiatus. x Email: velvet.prosthesis@ |
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impulse by PureWaterLily reviews
Sasuke is a man of discipline. Itachi believed in harmony. They both decided the path they were to walk. Yet, in their hearts, they both knew this was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Kyarei reviews
Years of negligence has corroded Sasuke’s mental stability, leaving him depressive and unmotivated. When he begins to turn to drugs as an escape, Itachi finally sees that he must step in, before it’s too late. Incest. Yaoi. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,063 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Captured by Virtute et Armis reviews
"Like ravaging a rose, he tried to destroy it, but finds the fragments all the more beautiful, all the more alluring." Sasuke is captured by Itachi and these are Sasuke's thoughts. hinted Itasasu. M to be safe. AU ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Brother, My Lover by Shui-chan reviews
A poem Itachi writes to Sasuke, describing all of his passion, all of his love and desire /Drabble/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Superhero by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You don't have to live in castles or be a child - your superhero will always try to save you, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Boy, Reborn by Sarah Koh reviews
Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Silent Audience by oshare-banchou reviews
During the journey, Jin experiences a bit of an epiphany one night, with only the stars to bear witness. Or so he thinks. Warning: rated for Mugen-speak.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jin
Against Themselves Conspire by teneraestnox reviews
AU, Sasuke must cope with his parents death. Itachi is not much of a help. ItaSasu, M for nature of the couple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Brother by Rasuto reviews
He'd never know he was scared so he could be saved, that he was hated only because he was dearly loved. Itachi wishes he could tell him, sometimes, then thinks better of it. Uchihacentric, 3shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Big Brother by Rasuto reviews
He wasn't called The Avenger for nothing. After Itachi's death, Sasuke's just looking for someone else to blame. Uchihacentric, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ersatz by Insomniac Owl reviews
It was one thing, Kakashi thought, to watch Sasuke for months and months, wondering if he would be alright. It was quite another to see the strange, hollow look in his eyes, and know that he wasn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sit Stay Forever by iffulovedme reviews
Itachi/Sasuke. Pre-massacre. Sasuke and Itachi share a bed on these dark and stormy nights. Everything should be fine. But Sasuke can't sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guilt by Chou ni Natte reviews
Itachi feels guilty and Sasuke wants to know why. Takes place in the past. *ItaSasu*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cold by Moth Gypsy reviews
He followed closely behind, tiny hand clutching at the hem, the dark fabric, the faded emblem of Uchiha." - Sasuita and aaaaaangst. Complimentary oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cold by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Itachi hates the way Madara talks to him. MadaIta, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Marche Funebre by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
I love you, Sasuke. But that won't stop me from killing you. Oneshot. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lacking Love by Slow-Motion Explosion reviews
Uchihacest. Another 1 sentence piece. Mentions of SasuNaru sexxins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Como ser um ficwriter medíocre by Pandora Lynn reviews
Aqui apresentamos a vocês um guia de como se tornar um ficwriter medíocre, ganhar reviews toscas e enfiar cada vez mais fic ruim na net!
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Amateur Psychology by Quillslinger reviews
Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest, Hanabi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras reviews
Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anesthesia by HopelessOsaka reviews
Seven–year–old Itachi holds a yellow balloon blown only eight centimeters high and wide. It is a baby’s heart; his baby brother’s heart. And he just killed his baby brother. ‹‹ Itachi–introspective: two–part drabble ››
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Sarah Koh reviews
[Uchihacest, pre-massacre, contains slight spoilers] He never wanted to be a bad father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2005
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,469 - Follows: 816 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Love in Chinese reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
After the Rain reviews
"You'll never know how important a person is to you until you lose him". He said. But he already knew that. AU, ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Blood Tie reviews
Oneshot. Her fantasy was to meet a real vampire. But she didn’t know that she already met one, and that blood ties were more complex than she thought. ItaSasu, AU, vampirism.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Odor sensitivity reviews
Drabble. Itachi didn’t like the smell of body odor. Pre-massacre. ShiIta, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Monster reviews
Oneshot. Give him some H, and he will appreciate every form of your love, immoral or not. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The blue lake reviews
Oneshot. Pein wonders what is Itachi's color. Onesided PeinIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
