In which Dirk is blind, Jake is his caretaker. In which Dirk is hurt, but Jake is sick. Based on tumblr user my-friend-the-frog's AU. Implied DirkJake.

"Where's AA?" you ask, slowly. His head rolls up towards yours. He's grinning now, madly, his teeth yellow with his blood. "Dead," he breathes, then passes out. Karkat finds Sollux in the aftermath of Aradia's murder.

Two weeks after the Promised Day, the largest organized crime family in Amestris kidnaps Alphonse, to punish the brothers for a double murder that they can't remember committing.

When Ed attempts to make the trek to Xing to attend Ling's coronation as emperor, things go disastrously wrong. Turns out it really is a bad idea to cross the desert with automail. Good thing Winry tagged along, both to keep him alive and to call him ten kinds of idiot for having set out in the first place. EdWin.

Or, the pillars that never fell... A series of short oneshots requested last night by my Tumblr followers, involving Ed witnessing and reacting to the deaths of certain characters. Winry and Al so far, a few more to come. Mangaverse. No pairings. Rated for brief language and nothing else .

"You've grown presumptuous indeed, alchemist." Ed has made his offer to Truth. What if Truth refuses to accept it? Equivalent exchange. A toll must still be paid…

Wee!chesters. "Dean's better than any teddy bear when Sam's scared." Sam- age 5, Dean- age 8.

"Do you think they're right, brother? To keep me away from everyone?" Alone and recovering, Al remembers some things he wishes he couldn't. Set directly post-manga/Brotherhood.

AU of 7.02. The Leviathans have all vanished, but things are never that simple. Especially when, on the floor of the panic room, there lie two dark-haired children: one with the face of a former friend and one with the face of a former enemy.

Post 6.22. Dean finds himself with one broken arm, one broken car, and one broken brother. But they've had worse. With Sam safe, alive, and with him, they can handle it. Right? Turns out he doesn't know the half of it.

"I could leave you like this, all day long. But I won't. And you know why?" Lucifer leaned down close, whispered in his ear. "Because you would lie here all week if you thought it would spite me." Tags to "Free to be You And Me" and "The End."

Ocean's Eleven, The Green Mile, The Adjustment Bureau, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Back To The Future Part 3, The Boondock Saints, 2012, Secondhand Lions, and Saving Private Ryan, all with frank commentary courtesy of Team Free Will. Immaturity ahoy.

One obnoxious Big Bad with some unexpected tricks up its sleeve equals one hunt gone pretty far south for the Winchesters. They're both badly hurt, but Dean's got it decidedly worse this time around, and feeling pretty belligerent about it.

Somehow he was floating free. And it wasn't water anymore. It was blood...it was sulfur...it was fire. And he was drowning in it. Coda to "The French Mistake."

Besides, Sam reasoned, if the crossroads demon had done a slightly sloppy job patching him up after bringing him back, how was that Dean's fault, or his problem? Set Season 3.

Dean, Sam, and the many life lessons they've learned on the road. Because hey, wisdom can only be gained through adversity, right? Oneshot series. Hilarity will ensue.

Imagine a modern-day Oz: magic and fast cars and camera phones and Animals. Things may very well have turned out differently for Elphaba... Or perhaps not. Musicalverse with definite bookish elements and some huge plot deviations.

Watching him, Dean could almost pretend that Sam was not so destroyed as he really was. He could be sleeping...right? Sequel to "When the Levee Breaks," set after "Appointment in Samarra."

Finals week. Synonym? Purgatory. Trial by fire. No wonder Fiyero's not particularly motivated, but somebody's determined to change that. For the first time in...well, ever, crazybeagle presents a purely fluffy Fiyeraba. Happy Lurlinemas, deeplyshallow!

He wasn't scratching the wall. The wall was scratching him. Clawing at him, more like. Tearing at him. Wearing him down. Set after "Appointment in Samarra."

It's weird. He won't even look at me anymore. I'm not used to that. And the thing is, I know it should bother me. But it doesn't, not really... Post 6.7.

My point is, you believe that your brother's death is the lesser of two evils. But exchanging an eternity of fire and damnation for Heaven and safety and respite? I'd call that mercy. Set two months after Swan Song. Sammy's back, and in trouble...

It was hard to outrun much of anything when you could hardly force yourself to put one foot in front of the other anymore. Especially when at any moment you could very well be stumbling into something that could finally break you. Set after "Heart," S2.

Well done, Mark. That's what you get for asking a lesbian out. A Mark/Joanne friendship piece. High T for swearing. A gift for Hodgerhosen. Now completed.

Les Misérables, ultra-condensed and shamelessly parodied. Mwahaha.

You have been telling people the story we agreed on, right?" "Well...yes." Her eyes narrowed. "Well, mostly yes," he amended. Sometimes the truth can be stranger than fiction. The third and final part of my "To Feel" series. Full of long-overdue fluff.

I meant every word that I said earlier." "So did I." "I know you did, and that's the problem." A different take on "As Long As You're Mine."

Pain has a funny way of reminding you that you're still alive. A short continuation of my story "To Feel", following Elphaba and Fiyero on their way to Ix.

Ever wonder why Angel seems to have an endless supply of trench coats and black shirts? Cordy is determined to find out.

Formerly "Bones: Abbreviated Edition". Complete crackfic. "Wannabe In The Weeds", ultra-condensed! Further installments to appear soon under the name "I'mAllEars".

Oneshot. "No Good Deed", but with one big, heart-wrenching, non-musicalverse plot twist.

Nessie gets tickets to see her favorite band, and guess who is forced to escort her? Poor, poor Jacob... Featuring complete immaturity and many good-natured jabs at a certain popular boyband.

A series of theatrical drabbles and one-shots that I shall update at random. Will include everything from Shakespeare to Wicked to A Chorus Line. I will accept prompts or requests for later chapters. So far I have Chicago and RENT.

A faint smile appeared on his face, a face that Elphaba had thought she would never see again. But as the last traces of fog vanished and she ran to him, she could tell that something was wrong...very, very wrong. Post-musical. Fiyeraba.

What if, three weeks after Orannis is bound, Nick Sayre finds himself confined against his will in an asylum in Corvere? And what if he has a cousin who is just crazy enough to help him escape and find his way back to the Old Kingdom?