My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

Regina has long suspected that Emma may have a submissive side. When Hook disappears and Regina forces Emma to go out for Ladies' Night, she isn't surprised when Emma admits that she's wanted to try something with her for a while. Explicit Swan Queen BDSM.

A spell with all the right intentions goes awry. Will Bonnie be able to handle the consequences?

Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?

A storm ushers in an expected opportunity for Regina to finally rid herself of Emma Swan. She will posses the sheriff's heart and then crush it. But what happens when nothing goes as planned? Rated M for language and Swan Queen sexytimes.

Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.

International Women's Rights symposium, London. He's heard all about Olivia Pope, of course. Everyone who's anyone in politics has. And for Fitz, she may have come along at just the right moment - to remind him that happiness does still exist; that there are others he might love, again. AU.

It's the week before Christmas and roommates Bonnie and Caroline wake up from a wild night out with two unexpected guests: Bonnie's personified brood of a best friend, Stefan, and Caroline's booty-call-of-the-month, Damon. It's all standard morning fare until they realize a massive snowstorm hit Boston the night before, and suddenly a bickery, harmless morning after becomes... six.

Bonnie Bennett is a dominant woman in all aspects of her life. Even when it comes to her failing marriage. She manages to never lose control. That is until a tall, dark stranger comes into her life and introduces her to his intriguing lifestyle, and prepositions her to do the one thing she never does, give up control. Can she Submit to him? [Dom-Sub Theme-AH](Bamon) (some Kalijah)

It all started off as a simple dinner to keep Emma out of the rain, and before she knew it, Regina's life had completely turned upside down.

Bonnie's finally going to tell Damon how she feels about him, but his reaction is less than what she expected. And everyone knows you don't piss off a Bennett witch. Bamon x Steroline

It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.

Tired of feeling heartbroken after Robin's death, Regina takes a Forgetting Potion to eradicate all memories of her True Love. However, things don't go to plan as she can still remember Robin, but has no idea who the blonde sheriff, who goes by the name of 'Emma Swan', is.

"Sometimes, when someone has more power than they know what to do with, they feel the need to rid themselves of it completely," Regina had explained as she gently placed her hand atop Emma's arm. "Things are simpler when you don't have to make your own decisions. It doesn't make you weak or even strange, Emma; it just makes you human." •Emma/Regina•

Post season six, Bonnie and Damon struggle with the decision to save Bonnie. They remain friends that can't stand each other, and can't stand to be away from each other. What happens when tragedy strikes, and Elena returns? This is a different kind of Bamon story plus some Delena.

Bonnie Bennett agreed to marry Damon Salvatore under duress is what she would testify to. She thought it might be easy considering he showed no real interest in her, however, whenever Damon made an investment he expected a return. Marriage between lovers was rough, between two strangers almost impossible. Can they make it work? AH/AU

The Evil Queen has made her way to Storybrooke, but she only seems to be interested in one thing: Emma. When Regina realises this, her jealousy starts to get the better of her.

She was found wandering a lonely highway in Pennsylvania by the person she liked the least harboring a secret that changes the course of their entire relationship. Bonnie Bennett doesn't want to be drawn to Damon Salvatore but sometimes fate can't be stopped. He has much to atone for not just with her but someone from his past. Will they each survive? Post S3/slightly AU.

Five years following Kai's spell, Bonnie left Mystic Falls along with the guilty and confusing feelings for her 'new best friend' Damon Salvatore. She is now living a supernatural free life in Chicago, IL with a loving boyfriend and a successful career. What happens when not only, her boyfriend starts to show some familiar characteristics, but Damon decides to track her down?

Not an original title, I know. Aftermath of 2x08. Reviews will get you faster updates though!

Visiting the Charming's apartment to find Emma alone, Regina accepts the offer of a drink and the explanation of a game Emma suggests they play. To be continued...

After the death of Robin, Regina gives up hope on ever finding her happy ending. But when giant bolts shoot from the sky and threaten to rip Storybrooke in two, Emma realises that the magical lightening is tied to Regina's suffering, and only her presence seems to ease the destruction. Swan Queen end game

Mirror Man tells House things he doesn't want to hear.

Amber and Thirteen make a bet over who House really has the hots for: Cameron or Cuddy?

Henry comes in from school and discovers Regina asleep on the couch clutching a photograph to her chest... of Emma. He confronts her. She doesn't have much to say... at first. But when she starts talking, he learns his mother is in love with his other mother and there is something standing in the way. A wedding. Special story written for prompt by thedivinemissk.

"I will take away everything you love Flash, and I will destroy you." Zoom takes Iris and Barry's world collapses. Racing against the clock to find Iris and stop Zoom, he's blindsided by the fact that Zoom may be someone he's known all along. / season 2, cannon up to 2x09; westallen angst and romance, cisco&barry friendship. five-shot. now complete.

The whole town of Storybrooke sees something that Emma and Regina seem to be missing-they are in love. After several attempts to help them along in their romance, the town calls them in for an Intervention. "Nothing but trouble, Mills. Same to you, Swan."

Regina Mills is in the midst of a midlife crisis where she finds herself doing the same things every day. After creating a bucket list, her best friend of twenty years, Emma Swan, seeks to help her complete the list, though they both cross off more than they expected.

Regina Mills and Emma Swan's relationship has all of the characteristics of a romantic relationship but they still insist that their relationship is simply platonic and there's no romance there. Everyone else, however sees how their actions say the complete opposite. Swan Queen

Iris stops by Barry's lab in the midst of a busy workweek.

Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.

Emma and Regina have been secretly dating for nearly a year, and come Christmas time, Emma gives Regina a gift that helps them put a label on things

In which Emma finds out Regina likes women and handles it badly, but Regina straightens her out in the end (so to speak). "God, if I didn't know any better, with the way you talk about Maleficent sometimes, I'd think you two were exes or something." / "The Enchanted Forest didn't have dating per se, but I suppose we are." / "What?"

After having an affair for eleven years, their whole relationship begins to shift as Emma's wedding (and Regina's divorce) approaches far too quickly. Can they continue on with what they have, put an end to things, or will they figure out before it is too late that they were meant to be together?

Henry Mills is sick and tired of his mothers skating around the truth and not realizing that they are perfect for each other and that they belong together. So he has a plan to bring them together and convinces his grandmother to help. This is a multi-chapter fanfic that was submitted for Swan Queen Week January 2015!

This touch that she can not see has become familiar to Emma, comforting and welcomed - but god damn it, who the hell or what the hell is it?

Hook drugs Emma with a truth serum to get her to confess her "true feelings" for him and explain why she broke up with him. This leaves Emma with even less of a thoughts-mouth barrier than usual. As they say: don't ask questions, if you can't handle the answers. Vague 3B

When Emma's curiosity about Regina's computer gaming gets the better of her... well, lets just say things don't go the way she expected. If you are familiar at all with my stories... Curious!Emma always finds herself in the most "interesting" situations.

Emma breaks her clavicle and is rushed to the hospital and while doped up on pain meds, she says some of the craziest things.

During a magic lesson, an unfortunate mishap occurs which could actually be a blessing in disguise for Emma and Regina.

Set in Season 4, minus the Dark One storyline. Struggling with their mundane relationships with Hook and Hood, Emma and Regina find themselves in a passionate affair. But is it only about sex or is there more between them?

Swan Queen: when a magical mishap turns both Emma and Regina back into teenagers, they stay with the Charmings while the rebel Emma teaches the refined princess Regina how to have fun, and a teenage romance blossoms along the way :) this is all for the cute :)

An exploration of Damon's thoughts and actions as he realizes how much Bonnie Bennett has come to mean to him - and just how much she could come to mean to Enzo. A series of drabbles surrounding Damon/Bonnie/Enzo. *Title added - credit to a lovely nonnie who visited my tumblr.

****Swan Queen Week Summer 2015- Day 2: Jealousy**** An innocent enough story sends Regina over the edge.

Regina has reason to believe Sheriff Emma Swan is having sexual trysts while on the clock when she pays a visit to the station and hears some rather suggestive noises coming from inside her office. Regina's curiosity and jealousy spikes and spirals out of control, when really it's not all as it appears to be…Day Two of SwanQueen Week: Jealousy

SQ Week, bed sharing trope, July 12. 5 times Regina and Emma share a bed.

She's supposed to be happy about being back…so why didn't it seem that way?

Regina's gut twisted with an agonizing pull and, for just a moment, she thought she might need to take up the same position as the woman crouched before her. "You're pregnant?" she whispered grimly. Emma's only response was to turn and retch into the toilet again. — Swan Queen, magic!pregnancy

"Oh, come on," he says, rolling his eyes. "Don't tell me you've never thought of it." Okay, so maybe she had. Once. Or twice. Or maybe a few times. But that had been back when he was just Older Sexy Danger Guy and not a crazy, sometimes homicidal vampire.

In her final year of college, Emma finds she has more to account for than the extra credits she needs in order to graduate. Only... she doesn't expect it to come in the form of her newest instructor, Professor Regina Mills. Complete. AU Swan Queen

It's been several months since Emma sacrificed her life so Regina can have her happy ending, and weeks since the effects of being the Dark One were reversed. Regina's still not happy. Emma wants to know why the hell not. Post 4B. Swan Queen

a series of one shots

Emma is an art student struggling to get by in the world. Regina Mills is the beautiful nude model she sort of, kind of… accidentally falls in love with. AU Swan Queen.

Regina hires Emma via Craigslist to be the worst possible date to her sister's wedding so her mother would stop meddling in her love life. Things don't go as planned. Oneshot. AU Swan Queen

In which Abbie finally takes time off of running her mentor's old bakery to visit her sister in Boston, meets an odd, forward, history professor, and quite inadvertently becomes the star of her very own romantic comedy. Ichabbie, AU with no supernatural elements.

"Anonymous said: Prompt where Regina gives Emma the forbidden fruit, but it doesn't poison her. It makes her crave Regina. Smut?" (Written for 2500 followers on tumblr and 150 stories on FF!)

Regina Mills has been grasping for straws in her marriage for the better part of two years. Reluctantly she agrees to take on a different approach. The solution? Sex therapy. AU Swan Queen

Regina gets injured and Emma helps her heal by putting her into an altered magic state. Regina gets handsy.

Bonnie Bennett is dead and Damon means to bring her back. But what if the witch he manages to bring back from beyond the veil has something latched onto her; a darkness that's not willing to let go. B/D pairing, rated M for later chapters

Massachusetts State Police Capt. Emma Swan leaves her red-hot career to become the police chief of sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. She's hoping for a less-complicated, less-dangerous life, a desire that is dashed on both counts. AU. No magic. Crime drama and romance. Swan Queen is endgame. Cover art by the wonderful lrbcn.

Swan Queen, AU fic. Emma works as a brokerage administrator at a commerical real estate firm in Florida. Regina is a wealthy client who likes to take a 'hands on' approach to business. Complete as of 1/16/15!

It's Thanksgiving dinner and Regina is dismal, Emma is bored so they honor Cora's Mill's family tradition of drinking before dinner. No one can argue with tradition, even when things get weird.

One-shot. Iris' steamy rooftop rendezvous with the Flash has Barry feeling down.

"I have hated you, liked you, loathed you and loved you, but not once have I thought you not to be a fool." Regina takes pity on the Sheriff when she finds her out in the storm; inviting her inside to escape its wrath. What starts as an aggressive game of sexual one-upmanship slowly evolves into something a little deeper; perhaps even a liking for one another...

Emma turns to keeping a video diary with her in order to assuage her feelings for Regina. Thing is, diaries aren't meant to be found. Post 4A. Swan Queen

One-shot. While Central City is frozen over, Barry bakes cookies with Iris.

High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.

Uhuru means freedom in Swahili. It's the one thing she craves the most and when Fitz offers to give it to her, there's no way she can resist. But there's just one problem, she's a slave and he's the slave master's son. Follow these two on a journey of fear, of love, and of heartache as they try to find what everyone was born with but some are denied: freedom.

Emma invites Regina to a party **This work has been abandoned***

Snow wants to have some old-fashioned 'girl talk' with Emma (who has dragged Regina in via proximity and a desire not to suffer alone) and the conversation ends up more girl focused than mommy dearest expected. (vaguely tweaked) 3B AU

While Emma searches for one of Regina's spellbooks, Snow and Ruby discover something very interesting about Regina's bedroom. Established Swan Queen.

A series of unconnecting one-shots and drabbles surrounding everyone's favourite vampire and witch.

Regina doesn't want or need Snow's help in wooing Emma. She gets it anyway.

What happens when Emma's curiosity finds her trapped under the desk in Regina's office? Well, it might not be what you think. SwanQueen

A hit on the head causes Emma to be unable to control what she says and does, especially around Regina.

"What have I done?" the brunette asks. Henry doesn't say anything. "Henry?" He looks to Emma as an answer. "Emma? I've...are you upset that we're together?" He shakes his head. "What about Emma then?" Henry sighs, trying to obtain courage and patience but losing them both rapidly. "You...you did Emma."

Set after 3b in a peaceful Storybrooke where Regina is with Robin and Emma's fallen into a relationship with Hook. Shame about all that subtext that's rapidly threatening to become text.

Emma's lazy morning brain conspires with her magic and Regina ends up in bed with her. Snow popping in doesn't help anything. My late entry for Day One, Awkward Situations, of Swan Queen Week Summer 2014.

Someone has given a love potion to Emma. Only, well, it didn't work quite the way they'd hoped. Turns out they got a few ingredients wrong and not only does Emma think she's a dog but she seems to find one Regina Mills quite...fetching.

Regina knew that love – True Love – was the most powerful magic of all. A magic so rare and powerful it could transcend realms and break curses where in every dimension of time, the ones lucky enough to have a True Love would always be destined to find them. That bit of knowledge was what made her keep her distance from Emma Swan.

Damon tells Bonnie that Jeremy is cheating on her and she get's upset with Jeremy and realizes just how much Damon actually cares about her. The two of them get caught up in the heat of the moment and one thing leads to another. Bamon Smut.

"Regina," he replied simply. The name struck something inside of Emma. It was like a jolt of excitement, or maybe anticipation. Something somehow familiar, in a way that nothing else had been in almost a year. Then, like a crack of lightening that illuminates the blackened sky, the feeling flickered and disappeared. "Who the hell is Regina?" — Swan Queen. Set post 3x11, my own 3B

A/U. Fitz comes back from the Navy and Big Gerry is up to his old tricks of trying to marry him off, this time to Eli Pope's beautiful young daughter Olivia. But this time it's not love at first site, it's hate. Or so that's what they think.

Regina sees Hook and Neal trying to flirt with the Savior, and decides to try her own hand at winning the blonde with her own pick up line. Swan Queen, based off a Tumblr prompt.

"Emma did not expect to see 'Regina Mills' at the top of the display. She opened her other eye, becoming more alert as she took just another second to makes sure the sleep had cleared from her vision and she was reading correctly. Yes, Regina was definitely calling her." Swan Queen, Oneshot. Drunk!Regina

After Damon endures a disastrous ending with Elena and Bonnie is left to deal with a messy break-up with Jeremy, the two decide to have their very own pity party. Rated M for lemons!

Based loosely off the concept from What Happens In Vegas. Always competing, Emma and Regina find themselves getting just a bit carried away one night. In the morning both are shocked to find their situation has changed and in a town with magic, not everything is so easily fixed. The two suddenly have to find some way to get along before one does't make it out alive.

Single-girl anxieties cause Emma Swan to ask her ask college professor Regina Mills to be her date for the weekend. Her plan, attempting to fool everyone in Storybrooke that have been dating for a while, proves to be her undoing. This is a different take on how Emma and Regina met and came to Storybrooke.

Something goes terribly wrong when the Jolly Roger falls into the portal. There's an explosion and, next thing Emma knows, is that she's on a desert island, trapped... with Regina Mills. The two women will have to learn how to work together in order to find a way out, although it may prove to not be so easy.

Sequel to Center of Attention. 3 years later Olivia and Fitz are reunited, after Olivia receives an internship offer at a prestigious law firm in L.A. Can they find their way back to each other after 3 years of unspoken words? Can they get over all of the hurt and emotions that have vested over the years apart?

Hook and Neal are competing for Emma's affections. Imagine everyone's shock when Regina decides to challenge them. SwanQueen. One-shot.

"It's just, I uh, I figure that if – and it's still a big if – but if I'm going to be dating your mom, then I'm going to be dating you too." Emma's eyes got big as she realized what she said. "Oh, no, wait. No. God. No. That sounds wrong. Like, really wrong. I'm not like that." Henry giggled at Emma's discomfort and Regina had to work to hide her own smile.

My [very late] contribution to SwanQueenWeek. A student/teacher SQ AU. Regina is Emma's college professor and Emma's got a wicked crush. Rated M for language and smut.

Emma Swan works hard every night as a bartender, struggling to raise her son and save up enough to own her own bar. Regina Mills is an upper class New York photographer who wouldn't normally spare a second glance at people below her. When their paths cross, their lives adapt to each other, but how much are they willing to change?

Vampires and werewolves own the night, feeding off humans without recourse. As a Hunter, Emma Swan is dedicated to their destruction for her own reasons. But after the son she thought dead appears at her door sprouting fangs and walking in daylight, everything she thought she knew is thrown asunder. Especially in Storybrooke, Maine, governed by a mayor who is more than she seems.

Anon prompt: Emma and Regina on the ship post Henry rescue feeling drunk and frisky, only to be discovered post celebration. Swan Queen. One Shot. Sexy times.

Fitz and Olivia's call (re: Vermont) is recorded and played for the world. What's the game plan now? Guaranteed Olitz HEA. Please R&R! Chapter 7: Spilled Jam.

Emma wants Neal and Hook off her back, and what better way to get two heterosexual men to stop being interested in you than to pretend to be in a lesbian relationship? Yeah, she's not good at this.

Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.

If Emma wants a son so bad, Regina will give her one. Just not the easy way.

The town has classified Emma as a butch lesbian and Regina as a lipstick. Emma's not butch. AU, meant for funsies. Fluffy.

One-shot Swan Queen smut fest. The power goes out in Storybrooke and, after receiving a worrying phone call, Emma goes to check on the mayor. Trigger warnings for physical restraint.

All lovers have their spats, and it's no secret to anyone in Storybrooke that Regina and Emma love to fight… but NO ONE disobeys a direct order from the Queen and gets away with it. Not even the local Savior. Swan-Queen smutfest.

Emma hates everything about Regina. Except her boobs.

The three times Emma and Regina almost kissed, and the two times that they did. Set post season two finale.

Prompt from jul mar: Swan Queen in the style of Monica and Chandler. They're unsure as to whether they want a real commitment or not, but they can't keep their hands off of one another all the same.

Emma and Henry find a way to communicate around Regina using instant messager. But what happens when Regina intercepts and information about Emma's gutter-occupying mind comes to light? Will Emma find that she isn't the only one with less-than-innocent thoughts? Set before the curse is broken. Strong language/moderate violence/eventual SwanQueen.

AU from beginning of The Cricket Game. Emma thinks she and Regina are becoming friends, and it's... weird.

Prompt from chodge76: Regina has composed several letters to Emma with no intention of ever mailing them. Henry, who has suspected that they've had more than friendly feelings for each other all along, happens upon the letters and starts to send them on her behalf.

Emma arrives at the cannery to drag Regina to safety. While the brunette is recovering from her ordeal, Emma opts to seclude and protect her in hopes of stalling her captors. However, the blonde has bitten off more than she bargained for.

Emma, Mary Margaret, and Henry are helping out at a local car wash. Regina decides to be a customer. An exercise in sexual frustration complete with white tank tops and bikinis (prompt by femmemajority).

Ever wondered what it was like "the morning after" Olivia and Fitz slept together for the first time in the hotel? Here's my take on what happened and how these two ended up keeping their relationship going. What started out as a quick, six chapter one-shot is now a full-story. Hope you enjoy! :D

Prompt from hope2x: Set on the journey to Neverland, Regina begins to grow jealous over Hook's apparent relationship with Emma.

A tumblr prompt fic for ninjasq. Emma wakes up hung-over and sporting a couple of new tattoos. She goes to Regina for a magical remedy for her drunken mistake and her visit doesn't go exactly as she planned. SwanQueen with mentions of RedBeauty and SleepingWarrior.

"The bed dipped, then slowly evened out as she lay down, spreading her weight across it. She stilled, and I held my breath, feeling her eyes as they bore into the back of my head. It was so new, this wanting of her affection, that I dared not allow myself to desire, only to let things happen as they may." — Swan Queen, Regina's POV. Post S2 finale.

Regina and Emma help each other start to heal. Set in episode 2X21 "Second Star to the Right". A 'missing scene' if you will. Electroshock torture warning. Swan-Queen.

Prompt from CorLeonis92: Regina and Emma on the ship. Regina has started to feel something for Emma, and Snow catches the looks that are being sent between the two women.

Regina is plagued by thoughts of a certain blonde. Deciding she is in need of cathartic release, she writes a quick narrative in hopes of cleansing her system. However, by a happy accident, the story falls into the wrong hands. What will Emma do with this new and intriguing insight into the mayor's mind?

She took without hesitation, treating Regina as her own before the Mayor had even given herself to her, which had infuriated Regina to no end until one day, quite suddenly, it had become such an incredibly arousing concept; to be owned by Emma Swan. •Emma/Regina•

After her mother's death, Regina finds a terrible surprise hidden among the witch's belongings. Unfortunately, the only one able to cure her from the ailment is Emma...if she agrees. Strong language and mature themes. First stab at SwanQueen :)

Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.

Absorbing an evil curse into your bloodstream has a few side effects that no one was expecting, least of all Regina. Set immediately after episode 2X9 "Queen of Hearts". Swan-Queen.

Prompt from shadhavar1126: Regina can't seem to stop thinking about Emma when she sees the blonde working at a construction site to help rebuild Storybrooke, so the former Mayor inadvertently concocts a way to get Emma to put her hands-on skills to better use.

As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU

The hard part about conducting a secret love affair is the 'secret' part. Especially when the two people involved are anything but discreet. Swan-Queen fluffy smut.

"So, both of his mothers were liars, Henry concluded, just a bit sourly. Then, in the next second, he knew just what it was that he wanted most for his birthday. 'I wish,' he thought, and wished with all his might, 'I wish that for just one day, neither of my moms could tell a lie.' And then he blew the candle out." — Swan Queen. OneShot.

He takes you hard and unyielding over his desk.

Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.

Emma is probably the last person who should have the power to make Regina do anything she wants, simply by saying 'Please.' But Regina doesn't seem to mind.

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor

Oneshot after Archie's "death." Regina is sick of being judged by the two idiots. What she really needs is to feel in control again. And she knows just the way she wants to go about it. Smutty.

Damon and Bonnie are trapped in a coffin! Can they work out their differences in order to get out?

House and Cuddy have a one night stand with life changing consequences that could bring them together or tear them apart.

Fitz and Liv decide to play a little game. Who will win?

Prompt from swanqueen84: The Evil Queen captures Emma. . .smut ensues

A broken and exhausted Regina has a deeply sensual and somewhat disturbing dream of/with Emma that may provide a way home for Emma and Snow, and emotional salvation for the former Evil Queen. S2, post 2X05. SQ, semi-graphic.

Emma successfully saves Regina from the wraith attack and doesn't get sucked into the portal. How will the two women come to terms with their magical connection?

SQ: 'only you can break me like this'. A sexual interlude for our two ladies, happens some nebulous time in s2 after Emma 'comes back'.

They were two sides of the same coin. Enemies that shared the same name, the same background, the same face. One had blue eyes. The other had black. Yet they both consumed the same woman. Cover art made by the talented Esmeralda312. !THIS STORY IS COMPLETE!

A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M

One does not go in for a kiss when the object of one's affection gave herself a nightmare because she was so determined not to give one an inch.

He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?

Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.

'A relationship without a little bite in it is no fun at all.' Swan-Queen smut. Set loosely toward the end of the first season except Emma knows Regina is the Evil Queen and Regina has magic ;)

Emma has been desperate to know what it's like to kiss the smirk off of Regina Mills, but when she finally gets the chance, it doesn't seem to be enough.

Regina experiences some very perplexing dreams involving a certain Blonde. Complete: 10/11/12.

"Harder still to ignore was the way Emma practically tripped over herself in her mad dash to the crumpled form, throwing her self down at Regina's side. Any chance I had of lying to myself died as I watched my baby girl scoop the half conscious body of my nemesis into her arms, tears rolling down her pale cheeks." – Post 2.01 'Broken', Snow's POV. Swan Queen. OneShot.

After the curse is broken,Emma has a difficult time adjusting to life in the Enchanted Forest and seeks out a disgraced Regina to help her navigate fairy-tale land. Whimsy and romance ensue. **This work has been abandoned***

Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH

After saving Regina from the fire, Emma shows up at the Mayor's house demanding an explanation. Succumbing to an injury sustained herself, she leaves Regina in the awkward position of having to help her. While burdened with the unconscious blonde, Regina takes the opportunity to study her adversary a little more closely. A prologue to my fic 'WET' but can be read as a stand alone

Emma does Storybrooke a public service. Completed: 8.7.12.

The woman of Storybrooke play 'Truth or Dare' at a sleepover. One shot, fic prompt response.

Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.

He's always loved a challenge. SMUT. Bamon *Oneshot*

Emma and Henry find a way around the 'no visiting' rule involving binoculars and the walkie talkie. Emma's attention is fully on her son, she truly doesn't intend to watch Regina at all. At least until the mayor begins undressing in front of her window..

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

It is Convention night and Fitz is perplexed by Olivia's behavior. One-Shot.

Regina stumbles across a sleeping Emma... who happens to be saying Regina's name in her sleep.

Bonnie and Damon have been together for a few months, which doesn't mean they get along any better. After yet another fight, Bonnie works a little magic to make up with the vampire. See warning inside.

Emma can't shut her big mouth in front of Regina when it comes to mentioning her Friday night plans. What happens if Regina comes along?

When Damon finds himself turning up inexplicably outside the Bennett house, he knows the little witch is to blame. Bonnie is struggling with a new spell, and for some reason a certain pesky vampire has taken up residence on her porch. UPDATE: Cover Art by Zevrantiva (zevrantiva dot tumblr dot com ). I LOVE it so much! Please send her some love if you do, too!

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

In the week that has passed, it seems like every citizen of Storybrooke has somehow or another brought up the idea of her and Regina being in a relationship. / Swan Queen pairing - The town's on board, so why aren't they?

Bonnie's works through her anger issues. Damon helps her.

History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?

A collection of short stories about the multifaceted relationship between Damon and Bonnie, some interconnected, some not.

Bonnie asks Damon to train her. Hidden truths and sexual tension ensue.

The one time she goes skinny dipping, and HE shows up. Bonnie truly has the worst luck. Damon/Bonnie

What happens when Bonnie and Damon engage in a very physical relationship and no one wants to admit its more?

Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.

Damon could not believe this, Bonnie always pretended to be so innocent and perfect... Damon and Bonnie bond over an unlikely substance... BAMON! Rated M for drug use and smut.

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Secrets come to life as Bonnie discovers the truth about moonstone and her witch's blood. Grams lost her life helping the Salvatore's and she knows her fate will be the same unless she increases her powers. But can she pay the cost?

House and Cuddy take the morning off, and Arlene makes an untimely appearance. One-shot. House/Cuddy established. Happier times.

A series of one-shots depicting the growing relationship between Damon & Bonnie.

A random moment can change everything...

Prequel to Before He Was One. Will cover how House and Cuddy first met and everything leading up to Before He Was One. Don't have to read BHWO to understand this one since it is a prequel. Rated T for now but will be M later.

AU Follow-up to "No More I Love You's"; Bonnie deals with the aftermath of regaining her memories and her sustained attraction to Damon despite being disillusioned with him.

Newly transferred to the University of Michigan amidst a tangle of rumors, Gregory House is rebellion embodied, and Lisa Cuddy has never been more captivated. House/Cuddy: an attempt at telling their early story, set in Ann Arbor.

Damon Salvatore returns to Mystic Falls for the wedding of his favorite little witch. Is he there to support or ruin the wedding. Future fic inspired by Adele's 'Rolling in the Deep' and a little scene from one of my other favorite shows.

Bonnie and Damon have an understanding...of sorts. Even if it doesn't make much sense, it works for them.

AU Bonnie gets into an accident, suffers post-traumatic amnesia, and forgets the past two years of her life.

Bonnie/Damon fic; Bonnie and Damon have to put aside their differences to help stop a common enemy. Spoilers through the season 1 finale.

3 Times Wilson walked in on House and Cuddy and once he didn't... Just a ficlet with a smutastic ending. One-shot.

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Will a series of events & admissions finally allow House to abandon his rationalizations & follow his heart? Will Cuddy ever tell him how she feels? Their walls are stubborn & unconquerable. But when was breaking walls ever easy? COMPLETE!

Damon's blown a gasket after having witnessed Bonnie devour a tasty treat. Lemony. Adult Content.

Bonnie is gifted with a crystal ball and proceeds to abuse her new 'eye' by dabbling in voyeurism.

Bonnie is manipulated into helping with a photoshoot involving Damon as a subject. Adult content.

What if the main characters of Twilight had been Bonnie and Damon? Complete

Damon wants a truce with Bonnie - his methods to achieve this goal, however, are questionable. Set after 2x01. Complete - oneshot.

Damon's taunting has Bonnie seriously afraid that she is losing parts of herself. And at his urging, she does something to prove to herself that she isn't.

Some days, it sucks to be the boss. A one-shot companion piece to "I Don't Know What That Means" from Cam's perspective.

As a result of being the first Vampire-Witch, Bonnie is hunted by some of the supernatural community. Five months of chaos and stress has Damon and Bonnie needing to relax.

Damon comes looking for Bonnie when he finds out there's a change in their spring break plans. She's grounded, and unfortunately she won't let him in her house. Naturally, an argument ensues.

Brennan is confused after a conversation and Booth helps clear things up for her. Mature readers only, thanks! Now COMPLETE!

--"I've got tickets to a cruise" House wins a pair of tickets to a luxurious cruise liner and takes Cuddy along with him. Only good Huddy things can come from that!

Extended version of my drabble ' Accidental First Date' that somehow morphed in a real fic. A series of accidental dates between Bonnie Bennett and Damon Salvatore stir feelings of a deeper nature than anyone would have guessed.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

Cuddy develops an eating disorder. Takes place with House's old team. WARNING: Contains sensitive and triggering material.

Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?

Bonnie shows Damon that candles can be fun. PWP

House and Cuddy are forced to attend a medical conference...in France...for a week! Fun will most definitely ensue. My first fic so come check it out and tell me whatcha think! Rated T....for now. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Thank whoever needs to be thanked for brick walls- they really are very solid structures. Oneshot, from a prompt given by SSJL. Rated M for Agent Booth telling Dr. Brennan like it is.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

When her marriage started to fall apart, she ran into a beautiful stranger on the streets of London. Can he show her what love is supposed to be and help her move on? Edward x Bella A/H Warning: Dark, mature themes. Continuation of one-shot Dimes.

Cuddy has a medical condition. Can Dr. House help? Huddy oneshot, T for adult themes. If you're old enough, you'll get it and if you're not, you'll just be confused. The first fic I've written since 2002. That's how much this show inspires me.

Mondays in June and September bring House and Cuddy together under false pretenses.

One in five women go to work without wearing any panties. ONESHOT

House is drowning his sorrows, or at least his hurt pride. How does he deal with Cuddy's adoption bombshell? Angsty in places. Set just after 5x05 Lucky Thirteen - an AU of sorts. What happened after House walked out of the baby-crap store?

This story is going to explore House going through detox. It is an alternate universe story where the finale twist never happened. It is Huddy and will have X rated parts. It will also be very dark, but I hope you will enjoy the ride.

House and Cuddy are playing the same back and forth denial game they have been perfecting for years. However, when House agrees to go on a date with someone else things between the two are not so easy to ignore. Huddy, with some Matchmaker! Wilson.

For his birthday, Cuddy decides to fulfill one of House's deepest fantasies. But soon she realizes that it's going to take a lot more than sex to make him happy. House/Cuddy one shot. Spoilers for season 5. CONTAINS SMUT.

He has a collage of who Cuddy is tucked away in his brain. A series of vignettes exploring just a few of the things House has learned over the years. House/Cuddy, one shot. Contains spoilers for season five.

He couldnt leave. Not again. smut warning. song-fic. please read and review. thanks.

A look at what their lives would be like if House and Cuddy had pursued a relationship when they met back at Michigan. Rated T for now, M later.

She comes to visit every Monday and Thursday night at 8, like clockwork." Post-ep for Both Sides Now

I need to know what's real, Cuddy." Missing scene for 5x24.

Huddy. "That man is always around. Mom calls him House." Rachel sees how House and Cuddy interact as she grows up. A Huddy plus kid Rachel fic.

Lying in the hospital’s poor imitation of a bed, House can’t help but wonder how he got here. Spoilers for 5x23. House/Cuddy. Contains smut. One shot.

House crashes a weekend wellness retreat for physicians, much to Cuddy's surprise. Wilson, Chase, and Cameron are also there. Set in Season 5 after "Saviors." Huddy romance, with a bit of angst and comedy thrown in.

Jealous and intoxicated, House pays a late-night visit to Cuddy. Check yes for angsty sex, foul language and other naughty things. Please R&R.

It's April Fools, and House is on the receiving end of a cyber prank. I began writing this before "A Simple Explanation" and decided to continue with it as a fluffy break from the recent heaviness of the show. All major characters involved. House/Cuddy.

She felt guilty and always had. She was just helping out a friend with his pain which, to some degree, was her fault. That was the only way she could reconcile sitting on the floor of his office with him, leaning in such a way...

“Oh my… House, what the hell is that?” “It’s called an erection Jimmy boy. I’m sure you’ve heard of them, you might have even experienced them in your life as well, though I could be mistaken.” Warning! Rated for language

She’d worn that skirt for a reason. She had to have. Tag to 5x18. Third in the Stronger than Vicodin series.

House and Cuddy have been playing the Game since they first met. Now that Cuddy wants out, the rules have to change. Definite Huddy.

Explores House and Cuddy's history before the series began, and how their relationship has evolved since. Rated M for eventual adult situations...just to be safe.

After nearly marrying Lex Luthor, Lois attempts to work through the confusion she still feels by writing a novel about her experience. Deciding to model her romantic lead after Clark rather than Superman blurs the line between fiction and reality...

Five ways Cuddy tries to negotiate with House. Huddy romance, spoilers for Last Resort and Let them eat Cake. CONTAINS SMUT.

Cuddy enters a relationship and isn't prepared for the damage that is to come.

When Cuddy tries to help House after he's lost everything, she finds herself completely lost, too. HouseCuddy. Explicit het.

House/Cuddy. House is watching Genital Hospital in the OBGYN lounge. Talk of sex and porn. Smut. Spoilers up to House's Head. Some Amber/Wilson. Humour. PWP in some places.

When a hospital fundraiser takes an interesting turn, House takes matters into his own hands. House/Cuddy with House/Cuddy/Wilson friendship. Takes place after S4 finale. Fun fluff.

After Cuddy has a date, House begins to confront his own feelings for her. But it’s still not love, even if it is so easy to end up in bed together. Written for Cuddy Fest. One shot, Huddy, rated M for sex. Slight spoilers for season 5.

House discovers a cherry-free batch of lollipops in the clinic. Cuddy couldn't care less. How far will House go to show her the error of her ways? Written for Cuddy Fest.

Cuddy adopts a critically ill child and struggles to keep her alive and House gets to know one of Wilson's patients. Some angst and Huddy. Some season 4 spoilers. A little hurt House, a little hurt Cuddy. Lots of Cuddy, House and Wilson.

"Other people inherit money, country estates or vintage cars. What do I get?...A parasite." I had to do it. Rated for language.

House learns some news that he struggles to deal with, and Cuddy is intent on finding out what.

House and Cuddy are playing games again, and this time it ends with a "bang"! :

You want me to go to the fundraiser; you always want me to go to the fundraisers. You like it when the donors can press the flesh with the great, powerful, and awesomely reputationed me. Huddy for the V-Day Huddy Exchange on LJ

House, Chinese, and female wrestling - what could be more romantic?  Cuddy thinks just about anything else.  House/Cuddy friendship, Huddy, one shot, spoilers for 4.12

Huddy. House tries his hand at a self made card trick. Non-angsty.

House and Cuddy consider each other's mindsets.

An undercover investigation leads Lois Lane to play a high school student at Metropolis High. Too bad her fox of an English teacher thinks she's 17. Can a lonely teacher named Clark and a headstrong journalist find love and overcome the odds and deception

A Huddy fic. Okay guys. Chapter 6 is not a T chapter. It is M, for sure, and very mature. If you are not old enough, or don't like it, don't read it. Chapter 20 is up! THE END.

She wasn't scared of the dark – she liked it actually. The knowledge that no one could see the expression of utter defeat on her face, or the lines that recently seemed to be deepening into crevices on her face. HouseCuddy Post finale.

Takes place after 'All In'. Written for a Huddyfic Exchange challenge. House insists on a rematch after Wilson wins the poker tournament. Wilson invites Cuddy over. Fun occurs.

Ross deals with the absence of a goodbye and the eventual encounter with Rachel on the night of Rachel's goodbye party. [oneshot]

The continual game between House and Cuddy develops a whole new set of rules.

Cuddy enlists House's mad baby making skills.

Missing AU scene from 'House Training'. After seeing the condo with Bonnie, House can't control himself and ends up going to Cuddy's to see how the date with Wilson ends. She catches him and they finally talk about their relationship.

She was leaving. He couldn't let her go. Even if it means actually opening up to another living human being. He will get her to stay. HouseCuddy

House likes Cuddy's lipstick.

Cuddy goes outHouse intercedes.

House would have give her his sperm the natural way, had she asked. HouseCuddy

House Diagnoses Cuddy and comes up with a cure of his own.

Cuddy is trapped during a blizzard at House's place. They reconnect and try to take that next step, but their own insecurities get in the way. Can they get over them to have a happyish ending?

They never touch. They never admit a single damn thing. But they both know desperation all too well... and sometimes, for just a moment, they exist outside that world: when they risk losing everything.