Name: LeMerrie...and no, this is not my real name :3

Age: 21...or so I have been told...

Gender: It has come to my attention, via best friend, that I am a gay man trapped in the body of a woman.

Location: Rockin' Guanajuato

Personality: I have a fairly short attention span, and I have the near death experiance anecdotes to prove it. I have an almost unhealthy obsession for pretty things. I am almost always poor. I hate my life and people in general. Except for those who I call my best friends. Oh, and I'm a pervert. Like, a huge pervert and even that seems like a bit of an understatement. I also have a huge potty mouth. I sometimes scare myself, even. And I don't scare easy.

Hobbies: I like to write, read, draw and cook all sorts of exotic foods. Especially sushi n_nb

Favorite Anime: Naruto (hardly a surprise to anyone anymore, but I sincerely don't care what other people say, even if the manga is going through some major twists), Trinity Blood, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Shamploo, Bleach (though I kinda gave up on this one...), Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, D.N. Angel, Sukisyo, Yami No Matsuei, Loveless, Junjo Romantica, Hellsing, Vampire Knight...and thats all I have for now...

IMPORTANT! A note about what I'm gong to be writing about:
I merraz2590...am a yaoi fangirl. 'Nuff said. If you bitch about it I'll only flip you the bird, so don't waste my time...

You have been warned.

Favorite pairings:

Naruto:

NaruSasu (Naruto is SEME. Sasuke is UKE. Period.)

KakaIru (this pairing makes no sense and thats probably why I get such a great kick out of it)

GaaNeji (yeah, I don't get it either...)

ShinoKiba ("fleas and dogs stick together")

ShikaNeji (two hot genuises...how can you not like this one?)

Harry Potter:

RonxHarry

RonxDraco

RonxCharlie

RonxFredxGeorge

RonxSeverus (don't ask, I just really really like Ron ^///^)

RemusxSirius

FenrirxHarry

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

JetxZuko

SokkaxZuko

AangxZuko (well, basically anyone that can top Zuko is on my double thumbs up list XD)

Now for some randomness XD:

I needed the laughter...

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

Something about the best word ever XD

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Works in progress:

Here is a list of some fanfics that I'm working on, I'll tell you now that most of these fics are not finished as I've only just recently started writing fanfics and I'm constantly getting smacked around by plot bunnies that come at me out of nowhere. Sorry if the summaries aren't that good, cuz I suck at those :(

Obscure: Love is like a vampire, it consumes you till you are left drained and empty. Horrifyingly clichèd plot line, but I think it will turn out better than expected. Will contain some serious angst and there will be eventual NaruSasu. Eventual meaing that smut will have to be put off in favor of an actual plot. What. The. Hell.

Unmasked: ON HIATUS. Sorry, but I can't take it anymore. Everytime I look at this fic I feel like a failure and I don't think I can give you another update. If someone wants to adopt this fic, PM me.

All tied up: Sasuke has been caught up in many strange situations, but never one as compromising as this one...PURE SMUT!! This is the longest lemon I have ever written. There is absolutely no plot to this one. It has been long since uploaded.

Up Against You: Naruto hasn't been sleeping very well. Kind of hard to when the sheets are always so wet...COMPLETE!

Sex & Smoke: Neji already knew that Shikamaru doesn't commit to anything. Shikamaru already knew that there was no place for Neji in his life of decadence and debauchery. And yet somehow, in defiance of all logic, they just keep coming back for more. ShikaNeji. Porn with a plot.

It would be useless to list all of my other works-in-possible-progress, because the voices in my head are unpredictable like that. So just subscribe, favorite and REVIEW!!!