So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna

."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.

Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?

Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R

After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.

The fate of Hyrule rests in the hands of two young teenagers. How original.

Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.

The story of a man who rebelled against the Twilight fad. Strong language. Cullenist bashing. Complete!

This is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!

After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.

This is what I think the table of contents for Midnight Sun should be. Playing with Edward's obsession with Bella. NOT THE REAL TABLE OF CONTENTS THAT SM HAS DECIDED! Please R&R! Oneshot.

This is a song parody of Taylor Swift's "Love Story". Her song is about Romeo and Juliet, but it doesn't tell the real story of Romeo and Juliet. Please R&R!

Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...

When Edward leaves Bella in the care of his brother for a week, what unexpected surprises will happen? When Jasper finds himself falling in love with Bella, what will happen? Fanfiction for people looking for a long fic to read. JxB

A series of song-inspired drabbles from Kore-of-Myth's Shuffle Challenge. Rated T for future language, and sexual suggestions.

The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.

Written for Cuban Sombrero Gal's Five Things challenge. Five times Hannah Abbot didn't say goodbye.

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!

At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.

Ten words that no one ever said to Severus Snape. Snape/Lily Translated into Russian by Mournsong. Posted with my permission on the Russian Hogwarts . net.

Caradoc/Arabella, OneShot- Three years to the day when he was supposed to come back, Arabella remembers in an empty office. -Arabella Figg laughs bitterly to herself over the idiocy of Muggles-

Caradoc Dearborn/Arabella Figg, OneShot- Caradoc Dearborn goes missing on Order business, and his body is never found. Who will remember him? -No one has seen Caradoc Dearborn for two weeks-

Oneshot- Flamel's last days are a sea of ink, and sadness. His affairs must be 'lain in order', and he struggles to do so. -It is I; the ageless king, the overseer of hordes of perfect dawns. The potion drinker, the alchemist, the ever-living man.-

Poem, NT/RL. -After the final battle, in the place where ghosts are, a woman and her husband are mourning.- Oh, Teddy/I wish I could stay forever/And be your Mum ‘til you’re old/But sometimes fate is cruel/And Grandmère will have to fill my mould.

What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.

OneShot. Someone reflecting on the past, and what he has lost in his eternal struggle. Maybe, this snow wasn’t such a terrible thing. It was cleansing. Oh, God, but not cleansing enough. Contains my favorite pairing, obvious at end. Please R&R.

You don't know what it's like to be blind.