KillforKlondikehide bio
 Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, It, Edgar Allan Poe, Transformers/Beast Wars, Salem's Lot, Princess and the Goblin, Digimon, Bleach, Mythology, Labyrinth, Transformers, Anime X-overs, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, and Thor. Newest Stuff: Update: 08-02-2012
Anywho, I'm so sorry to those who have me on their writer's watch and haven't heard anything. Let's just say I took a very nice, very long vacation. From writing. Actually, I've been taking a math class online as well as my normal working all the time, so between those two (especially math), I've had absolutely no energy whatsoever to write. Hopefully, now that everything's wrapping up for the summer (before I go back to school) I'll have a bit more free time to express all quirky little drabbles. BTW, I still have everything written down somewhere for the second (and better) part of Hostage. Just need to find where I put it. To be honest, I started working on it the beginning of last fall. And had it all done about last fall. I just...misplaced it for a while. Then found it. And then misplaced it again. All part of the writing process, I assure you. I'd like to thank everyone that's reviewed and given their ideas for my stories! They've been really helpful in some of the things I come up with. Positive feedback is one of the best pick-me-ups ever. About Me: I'm a girl. Age: Depends. What day of the week is it and what planets are aligned? Birthday: Oct. 25th Favorite holidays: Halloween. Dreams: I want a ton of books, a decent house, and a family. Not much to ask for. :) Basics: I'd die without my ipod (almost had a breakdown), like reading fiction, I'd kill for a klondike but destroy the world for a cup of coffee, and I like to go cruising in my little car. But NOW because of my stupid heart murmur I can't have coffee all the time now. *eyes tear up* GOD WILL YOU NEVER CEASE TO TORMENT ME? Reading right now: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett. Was looking through art on DA for Crowley (from Supernatural) and found a different Crowley. Became interested, and now I find that I LOVE Pratchett's sense of humor. Also, love his version of DEATH. Fav. Song (for now): Breath of Life by Florence The Machines OR Power and Control by Marina and The Diamonds. Can't decide which is better. | |||||||
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The Caged Bird Sings by amour tue lentement reviews
The princess and the horse - the murder of Yakuza boss Sosuke Aizen throws the most unlikely pair together. "Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal, rather than the victim" - Betrand Russell For Miwa03
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
If in doubt, spit it out by Magnetic Luck reviews
Tea parties are often unorthodox events in Underland. Especially when the conversation revolves around a certain former visitor. Hatter/Alice, Knave/Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
List of NEST rules by Silverfrostfire reviews
N.E.S.T has begun to make rules regarding to its members.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
User's Guide and Maintenance of Ichimaru Gin by UnagiKeki reviews
Based on Theresa Green's original format, learn the ins and outs of caring for your very own Ichimaru Gin. Not reccomended for Kira fans...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special by Arctic Banana reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
Duct tape and butterflies by Dellta0 reviews
Duke's got some problems with two drugged ninjas
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
A Dragon's Whimsies by CrystallicSky reviews
Okay, Chase is SERIOUSLY starting to weird Jack out... CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Death Fail by Arzosah reviews
Sometimes you're immortal, and sometimes you have no excuse. Akatsuki crack. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
After The Ball by 0palmtree2 reviews
An epilogue of sorts for The Mask of Red Death. Prospero is given a second chance, Red Death is knocked off his pedestal, and a clock strikes midnight... all with a little Divine Intervention. Last line is A/N again, forgot to make a separation.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
A Song For You by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Special for VeekaIzhanez's 17th birthday. Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, and Prowl are in their battle to get Sari as her lover. Who will win in their battle?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
A Precious Gift by FanFicDude93 reviews
Sari and Bumblebee find a "Baby-Bot" and think it will be fun to raise, but find out a horrible truth. SARIxBEE. NOTICE-this story has Decepticons from the '07 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Prowl, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Heart's Blood by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,554 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sauron - Complete
Stalking by Red Lioness reviews
Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
A Promise by Grievous daydreamer reviews
A Clone Wars ficcy about Grievous and Shaak and a slight misunderstanding on Shaak's point of view. AU ONE SHOT. There is hinted cursing, so beware of angry moments and scariness.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - General Grievous - Complete
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Equailty and Vengance
He hadn't meant for it to end like it had.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki
For Those Who Have Been
A poem dedicated to all those who have been lost. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Purge Your Tank reviews
Why you don't taunt a human who is fully capable of paying you back with gusto.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sunstreaker - Complete
His Requiem reviews
What could he do now? What is his farewell gift?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump reviews
There is a saying: You're never too old to really hurt yourself trying something new.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Hostage reviews
It was supposed to be a normal NEST vs Decepticons routine. Until another human accidentaly gets involved. Now she and Sam are being held hostage by the Decepticons. NO OC PAIRING UNLESS YOU'RE OBSCURELY LOOKING FOR IT! *Update: COMPLETE BUT SUCKY!*
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Things You Didn't Know About Them reviews
Some fun facts that I bet you never knew about some of your favorite Transformers. *PS Don't tell them were I'm hiding!*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011
Above All Love reviews
Numbing yourself to a cold world and a broken heart is only a temporary fix.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Christian, Satine - Complete
The List reviews
There have been many stories of rules that the Autobots have been banned from doing. Here's one more for the bandwagon.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Goblin's Queen reviews
:Requested sequel to Goblin's Princess: A look through the goblin princes' eyes. *On a side note, the author's brain is burning for this.*
Princess and the Goblin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Murdermobile reviews
"What the hell did you do to my Hyundai?" "We put in offensive devices in it." "SO YOU PUT A GRENADE LAUNCHER IN IT!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Barricade, Megatron - Complete
Messin' with Red reviews
Red Alert had arrived on earth and he's beginning to get on some nerves. Surprisingly, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe have the answer to this problem. "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sunstreaker, Red Alert - Complete
Bring on the Trumpets! reviews
This is the reason Sideswipe and Sunstreaker should not be allowed to be anywhere near a TV. Especially when its playing a certain ad...*Now a collection of pretty much a war of pranks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Muse's Day Out
I and my muses go to Wal-Mart. I will will never take them anywhere again. Except for Yoda, but he can't go anywhere near the backpack aisle or else he will climb into one and refuse to get out.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Jareth and the Goblin Queen reviews
Differences between the goblin races are: 1 some can listen to music and not want to jump off the nearest cliff. 2 some can wear tights and feel no shame. 3 some wear shoes that are dangerous to other goblins' health.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Princess and the Goblin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Jareth - Complete
Bailar Con El Diablo
A different version of 'Dancing With The Devil' story. A more detailed story of how a girl should've listened to her mother. Or that you should probably be a little more cautious of who you dance with.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Forever Mine reviews
Evil love. We all dream about it. But who is the 'villain' and who are they talking about? I'll leave that up to you to decide.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
What is Thanksgiving? reviews
The Autobots and Decepticons. And Thanksgiving. What could possibly go wrong? And where does brink back for them to eat?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Blitzwing, Bumblebee - Complete
Autobots Vs Football? reviews
Sam and Michaela introduce the Autobots to...football! Eat your heart out NFL.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
It'll Look Like An Accident reviews
Naruto had finally done it. She's gonna kill him. But who is she and why is she mad? And why did he have to drag Kakashi down with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Voodoo Figures reviews
Autobots. Decepticons. Some stuck to the ceiling. Some to the walls. Some just plain floating. Megatron flung into a fan. Oh the madness. *EDITED SO IT SHOULD BE BETTER!*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Monster Is Me reviews
A bit deeper look into Ichigo's now warped mind. *Based off of the song fic I made. It was suggested that I do an actually story, so I decided to make a short little thing on it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Feel Like A Monster reviews
Ichigo's inner struggle with his demon. *SONG FIC* Song: Monster by Skillet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Blitzwing's Twinkies reviews
Oh Lord, Blitzwing meets the world's favorite cream-filled junk food.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Blitzwing - Complete
Obey or Perish reviews
We are the masters. You obey or you will die.*Set from Piedmon/Piemon's view point.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Piemon/Piedmon - Complete
Seat of Doom reviews
Ratchet's chair. A mythical object said to destroy anyone that tries to sit in it. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker want to know more. But they're going to need someone to test their theorys...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Moments in Naruto
A small clip of some of the Naruto characters and I.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Goblin's Princess reviews
What if Irene hadn't been saved? What happens if she'd become the goblin's bride?
Princess and the Goblin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Girl Vs IT reviews
A girl's boring vacation may just turn into a fight for her life. Changed the rating so I could take the last chapter as far I wanted to.
It - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Annie's New Gnashers reviews
Teens deciding to put the story of vampires in Salem's Lot to the test. Probably not my greatest work but bear with me.
Salem's Lot - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Death to the Masquerade reviews
Now the masks must come off and we too shall fall, just as those poor outside had fallen. This is the end; this is Death to the Masquerade.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Great Snow War reviews
It all started with a simple snowball. At least that's Naruto's excuse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stealing His Nuts reviews
Naruto has decided to do some training so he can beat Kakashi...though Sakura is less than enthusiastic about his methods. *Was a oneshot but was inspired to do a second after a review I got! Hope you enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drinking's Aftermath reviews
Itachi's thoughts after a night's drink with the Akatsuki group. *Rating this as it is for language. A really old story so please forgive any poor writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
