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 Author has written 7 stories for Glee. My name is Mika. You can all call me Kurt. I'm 17, a senior in highschool, and a hopeful author. Here's my fandoms: Glee (obviously) Chris Colfer is my twin. Darren Criss is flawless. Tyler Oakley is my spirit animal. My best friend is the blonde Rachel Berry. Yep. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Dumb scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. I am a HUGE shipping whore. Literally. I don't think there's a ship I won't even ship a little. So, like...stop with the shipping wars please. I love you all. But seriously. Stop. Here's my tumblr and my twitter. w* *w* *w* Here's the prompt for I've Been Whomping My Willow Thinking About You w* *w* *w* New Story: A collaberation with MewmewInuSailorheart aka Dayna- More Than Me |
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Total Humor Island by 100TenMillion reviews
The best jokes, comedy sketches and parodies, as interpreted by YOUR favorite campers!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 45,342 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 3/23/2009
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
i just can't contain this feeling that remains by sodium-amytal reviews
Chandler used to have a lot of nights like these where he'd lie awake wondering what was wrong with him and why he couldn't stop thinking about the stupid Italian with the goofy smile in the next room. And now he's telling Joey to fuck off and let him sleep; Chandler's come a long way. S2. Pure fluff.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Where Do Smeets Come From? by andalitebandit-6 reviews
What happens when the lock on Zim's emotions comes undone? Warning: ZADR and Mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
Tales of a Greek Class Nothing by Bookworm67 reviews
rachel in a Greek class with dumb girls who can't tell Chiron apart from Charon. This could get interesting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rachel D.
You Do, You Don't by MooshiSushi reviews
He wanted nothing to do with someone like her. She wanted nothing to do with someone like him. It was fate. Or just really bad karma. DuncanxCourtney
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,260 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
Shattered by myownwayx reviews
AU! When Kurt wakes up from being beaten, his mind can't cope. He regresses back to childhood, where he doesn't have to deal with bullies, or homophobia. Kurt soon meets Blaine, a troubled boy dealing with his own demons.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 101,835 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Platonic by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. COMPLETE. The story of how Kurt and Blaine grew apart, grew up and found happiness, before finding each other again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,099 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sometimes Goodbye Is A second Chance by joycie89 reviews
Blaine is Amish. He loves his family and his culture but they are not accepting of his recently-revealed homosexuality, leading him to make the very hard decision to leave his community at the age of 17. AU, GKM-fill, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Cape? No Tights? No Problem! by agent.girlsname reviews
Kurt is almost mugged as he is walking home late one night when he is saved by a dapper young man called Blaine. It's love at first sight and the pair start dating. What Kurt doesn't know is that he's dating New York's most charming superhero and neither of them are prepared for what's ahead...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Single Gay Boy, Seeking Same by Laureen reviews
When the bullying gets hard for Kurt to deal with he turns to a support forum for LGBTQ Youth, where one of the other teens strikes up a conversation with him almost immediately. Kurt and Blaine begin a friendship that progresses from emails to text messages, until Kurt realizes that this friendship has become so much more to him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Human Like You by MoonShoesWarbler reviews
Kurt always wanted to see the ocean. But when he does, he comes across a creature he always thought was just a fairy tale. Blaine never thought he'd fall in love with a human. How far will he go to stay with Kurt? Merman Blaine, Human Kurt. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,582 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Want of a Towel by SkewedReality reviews
Rory's glad when he finds that he's alone in the locker room. Once he's in the shower he realizes he forgot his towel, and Puck and Sam just walked in. Absolute and total smut. Pseudo-fluff. Slash. RoryxSamxPuck Rated M for a reason. Seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
Letters And Sodas by nasonexyouswine reviews
CrissColfer. Darren calls it fate. Chris just calls it a nightmare. What else is it when that one night stand you had a few weeks back turns up at work and is going to playing your boyfriend?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,219 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Holiday by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Rachel Berry & Kurt Hummel have had enough with their own lives & decide to trade homes for the holiday. Rachel is trying to get over Jesse St. James, while Kurt has just broken up with his boyfriend. Can they find love in an unexpected place? Anderberry!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Klaine Train by OnceUponASam reviews
Post civil-war cowboy times. Kurt and Mercedes are riding on a train from New York to Lima when Blaine and the Warblers rob the train and kidnap them! Rated M for a smutty scene in the future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Klory Story by PoppyandViolet reviews
Kurt Hummel gets a blast from the future when he meets the new student at McKinley, Rory, who claims to be his son.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
27 Suits by SurprisinglySuaveKoala reviews
Kurt Hummel loves weddings. So when his best friend comes back into town and wants to marry the man he loves, the last thing he needs is Blaine Anderson following him around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boys Like Us by threetequilafloor reviews
Blaine Anderson never thought he would have any reason to venture near McKinley reform school, but that was before he met Kurt Hummel. A Badboy!Kurt fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bulletproof Love by yeahdollboyface reviews
All Kurt had to do was tutor a student for his Geometry teacher, make sure the kid gets a C on the upcoming final, and his teacher would give him some extra credit. Kurt didn't know however, he'd be working with the school's bad boy, Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,683 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Look Like Sex by Mischievous Gleek reviews
Kurt Hummel is spending a weekend home alone relaxing when Noah 'Puck' Puckerman knocks on his door. Puck spends more time blushing than either would ever have thought possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lie to Me by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Everybody knows that you shouldn't fall in love with your best friend, but sometimes you can't help it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Catch of the Day by Kimono Fox reviews
Working at a boat repair shop wasn't exactly Kurt Hummel's ideal plan for the summer, even if it was in a tropical paradise. The monotony is broken by a mishap in the open water with an alluring stranger. One-shot Klaine. Rated for lemon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Creative Writing Class by Wakah reviews
Kurt is in his second year of college. He takes a creative writing class and instantly falls for a boy from his poems and stories that he can easily connect to. Does this boy feel the same way?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We Can Dance Until We Die by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unhappily and Everafter by StrawberryTigress reviews
Not your average fairytale. Be aware of a story full of twists, turns, forbidden love, and almighty war, a land where Chris is king, and Izzy is your average insane, meddling fairy godmother. Ch.5 up! Tyler escapes from jail amongst other things...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010
Let The Games Begin by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's Quidditch season and tension is rising between the Slytherin and Hufflepuff teams. A Harry Potter/Glee crossover with smut, fluff, and broomsticks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What A Troublesome Miscreant by WhiteFerrets reviews
When Kurt Hummel, uptight Dalton student, gets pickpocketed by one of McKinley's most arrogant and shameless miscreants, he had no idea that he'd just met his newest suitor. AU, Dalton!Kurt, badboy!Blaine. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In those skintight jeans by Brilliantim reviews
Fill for a prompt on tumblr. It's reform!Klaine and also Badboy!Blaine which is the huge hype in this crazy fandom right now. Also contains shameful smut, haha. Hope you'll enjoy! Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love, A Simple Duty by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt live in 1881, a time where they can not even hold hands in public without fear of rebuke - or worse. How will their love progress in this different time? AU, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Take You There by The Cimmerians reviews
Cory takes care of Chris. In his own way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Courting of Draco Malfoy by ricetard reviews
In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lips Bloom in Cherry Red by icedintheveins reviews
Blaine Anderson, rising Auror, is taken hostage by Death Eaters during a battle, put under the watchful eye of one Kurt Hummel. wizard!Klaine. One-shot. Harry Potter crossover.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Be My Best Friend by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn't expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hag Club by particularly good finder reviews
Every girl wants a gay best friend. But there's more to the job requirements than meets the eye. Luckily, our hags are up for the challenge. Kinn. Blam.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
You Can't Always Blame It On The Alcohol by The Cimmerians reviews
Not all bi-flexible drunks are the same.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Puckzilla Is Bad For Tourism by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Puckzilla is about to destroy Tokyo again , and then along comes not-so-squealy tourist Kurt. Total unapologetic crack.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,994 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I've Always Known by xLessxThanx3x reviews
A collection of fluffy one shots over Kurt's life, starting at age three, when Burt was fully faced with Kurt's sexuality but still loved and cared for him. T for language. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Hot Chocolate Is The Key To Happiness by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
The Glee club arranges a Secret Santa. Puck and Kurt bond over gifts, snow and hot chocolate.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
iTexts by P. Fishies reviews
Moments between two best friends, displayed only in text messages. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 41,833 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Affinities by The Cimmerians reviews
Three things Chris and Cory have in common, and one thing they don't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this more than a little confusing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Total Drama Again by CamperThirteen reviews
A goofy parody of TDI loaded with geeky references. Romance, humor, chaos, rivalries, alliances, and plenty of drama ensue.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,134 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Strangest Night of His Life by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Cody likes Trent. Noah likes Duncan. Neither relationship stands a chance, right? Well, this night just might be strange enough for things to work out. TrentxCody, NoahxDuncan. Gwen and Courtney friendship. Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2010 - [Cody, Trent] [Noah, Duncan] - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
But You're Not Fooling Me by bdrake07 reviews
"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Parenthood Is Never Simple by MewLuna reviews
The campers are at a summercamp hosted by Chris and Chef. What happens when Duncan and Courtney find a baby raccoon that lost its mother? A lot more than the two thought. Now parents for a raccoon the two get in more situations than expected. DxC! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,893 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Shameless by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,505 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Do Something To Me by Sushi Chi reviews
Kurt is about to meet Puck's mom. Puck/Kurt. Sequel to 'Do Something'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
How To Make Me Swoon, By Kurt Hummel by jesuisamber reviews
Kurt's lost something important that could end badly if it falls into the wrong hands - oh look! It's fallen into the wrong hands. Of course. Puck/Kurt. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Summer 2010 by The Cimmerians reviews
Finn's summer isn't quite the way he pictured it. Neither is Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Something Like This by Sushi Chi reviews
Puck and Kurt are trying to keep their relationship a secret but it's difficult when neither of them are morning people. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Talent Show by lilfanficbug reviews
Zim wants to get Dib's attention and decides that the school Talent Show is the way to do it! ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Strangest Circumstances by lilfanficbug reviews
ZADR FLUFF! Zim finds out his mission is fake, Dib finds out how obsessed he really is with Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,715 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Zim, Dib
Do Something by Sushi Chi reviews
Kurt just isn't a morning person. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
iWin A Trip To Rome by zazeendot reviews
When Sam wins a spaghetti-eating contest, she wins a free trip to Rome! She has to go with someone, but when Carly can't she has to take Freddie instead. Can they still hate each other even in the most romantic place in the world? Possibly the universe?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,982 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iAm the Bachelor by JamesLily96 reviews
When, Freddie Benson becomes the next bachelor on a popular T.V. show, trouble will sure ensue when a certain Sam Puckett shows up to be one of the bachelorette's.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,727 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Total Drama Chris by Mallory16 reviews
A year after Total Drama Island, Chris has the 22 contestants return for more horrible challenges. Heather struggles with her past misdeeds, Lindsay struggles not to be stupid, and a lot more involving your favorite campers in a new season of the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,341 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lindsay, Heather - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Gryffindor Knight, the Slytherin Queen by AuroraExecution reviews
Full title: "The Gryffindor Knight, the Slytherin Queen, and the Seven Weasleys". A fairytale full of humor, crack, arguing, random royalty, and crack. And did I mention crack? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Bless The Broken Road by beautifulxlife reviews
Trent and Courtney are best friends, so are Gwen and Duncan. Yet, they all mutually hate each other. They all have to survive high school together, dealing with the daily drama of teen crisis. But, what happens when everything they're use to changes?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,197 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Capturing Courtney by katie4cheer reviews
One day, Courtney is kidnapped on her way to school, and Duncan sees her Amber Alert on the news. When he goes to save her, will old feelings from TDI resurface? Now, with both of their lives on the line, will Duncan and Courtney ever be safe again?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Duncan, Courtney
The TDI User Guide for: Noah by Winter-Rae reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a NOAH unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your sarcastic and cynical bookworm please follow the instructions inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Noah - Complete
The TDI's User Guide For: Duncan by Winter-Rae reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DUNCAN unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your juvenile delinquent, bad boy, please follow the instructions inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Duncan - Complete
The TDI User's Guide For: Cody by Winter-Rae reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a CODY unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your tech geek, please follow the instructions inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Cody - Complete
Point & Click by Mizufae reviews
What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,171 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Dancing Queen by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Zim crossdresses to win title of Dance Queen and rule the school by popularity! Guess who's his partner? ZADR! COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,822 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
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Eyes Like Ice reviews
Kurt Hummel has a soul as pure as snow and a mind as hard as a rock. He comes from a long line of demon hunters and after the tragic lost of his mother, he swears to kill any demon he comes across along with protecting any one who comes victim to their attacks. This is his story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kurt H.
Hopelessly Devoted To You reviews
Kurt lives in a small town, alone and away from any friends or family. That all changes when he's taken away to the mysterious house on the hill with a man named Blaine. There, waiting for him, are 5 pairs of eyes that match Blaine's exactly. - Let's be honest, this is porn. There is no plot, just porn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That Neighbor Boy reviews
Kurt meets Blaine, the boy down the block, and his whole summer is changed.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel reviews
The story of how Jeff fell in love with Nick, how Nick finally realized he loved Jeff, and how they express they're love for each other in the only way a glee club member can: through song.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Love Never Truly Dies reviews
When Kurt finds a mystery that Dalton is still trying to recover from, Blaine and him set out to solve it. However, there is much more than dust and cobwebs that they've got through, including someone who wants to make sure they never learn the truth.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I've Been Whomping My Willow Thinking About You reviews
Kurt had a huge crush on Harry Potter when he was younger. Now that's he's older, and has a boyfriend, he doesn't really think about it. One day, though, Blaine finds his old Hogwarts uniform and tries it on and Kurt can't help but feel his old crush coming back.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Kilt Will Get You Places reviews
Prom sucks. But you know what else does? Blaine. Literally. Post-prom fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
