"But this is starting to sound like a quest! Quests are such a pain, Alice, they really are. All horseback and food rations and traveling in groups and no truly hot tea, with significantly less sex against trees." A/H, J/D

You missed it didn't you? The frisson. The feeling of falling you get during the Kick. The feeling you got when you kissed her. The rush of a heist. Gets addicting doesn't it? But beware, because it will kill you someday. And that day is getting closer.

So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.

'For every Homecoming football game, per tradition, members from the football team were allowed to choose a Cheerio to be their personal cheerleader.' Sam x Kurt

Watson's more personal thoughts on his life with S. Holmes

My first shot at Sam/Kurt. A five-minute fic! Written for Elliott, with affection.

Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD

'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam

Just a short, cute drabble I came up with.

If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?

...And the one time she took charge. ::Complete::

Percy has an unusual way of sorting out arguments with Annabeth. Or distracting her when a certain son of Hades needs to run for his life, whatever the case might be. Percy/Annabeth fluff, humor.

Arthur really ought to stop leaning back in his chair like that. I warn you, there is a pompous Frenchman OC in here. He makes a brief but infuriating to Ariadne, anyway appearance.

Puck's Saturday morning jogs, or lack thereof.

I came to realise, in a whirling of chaos and cities and instinct like a homing missile that we chose to call déjà vu; no one had ever seen his face. The strutting, shagging, lye-searing simulacra; the true tyrant of fight club: Tyler Durden.

AU; EWE; for serpentinelion's Kink!Fest. Harry works in a bookshop, Draco's just there to pick up some reference material. Then, the unthinkable happens...thank Merlin there's a Guide for it!

Or, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?

Rachel has a new hobby, and it's annoying Nico to death. No pun intended. Futurefic with some shippy undertones.

Percy realizes something important while he's studying Trig one day: he's in love. Percy/Annabeth fluff.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship

Amy's tired of waiting for the Doctor to make up his mind already! Time for blatant seduction. Early S5.

Just what was Beck and Cat's fight scene about? Oneshot.

Why Watson really didn't get a wink of sleep that night in the prison yard. Implied Holmes/Watson based on the prompt "prison" movieverse.

Nakedness isn't only about removing your clothes. Annabeth is an open book, if Percy can learn how to read her. Percy/Annabeth, set post series, warnings for spoilers.

Here at quite possibly the end of all things, the madman is singing and Alice fears catching a cold. Very brief oneshot for Burton's Alice, based on the battle scenes in the trailer. Alice, Hatter.

Carol is shocked when her daughter starts kissing the construction worker who called for help...can Hatter and Alice come up with a credible explanation for their passionate greeting...? Takes place immediately after the series ended. One-shot.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? The question is odd, old, impossible. It recalls a time when Hatter thought he had all the answers. He was wrong. Set far pre-series, featuring the young versions of Hatter, March, and several other canon Wonderlanders.

There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.

Not all torture is physical. Hatter’s got more crannies in his cranium than Dee and Dum gave him credit for. This is the Tulgey Wood, after all; it's really only known for one thing. One shot, quite dark. Hatter/Alice, March, the twins.

Alice has always hated sleeping with them--the sleeping part, anyway. She's always preferred having a bed to herself. Sleeping alone. One-shot.

Alice is a legend, a story, a history book, a puzzle. Hatter's trying to put the pieces together. Takes place pre and during the series. Hatter/Alice, Charlie, and a few other characters.

Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.

Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.

I know you’re going to," is what the grin says, "and you know I know, and I know that you know I know. We’re a knowledgeable couple." Alice is home, and Hatter is making himself comfortable. One shot for SyFy's Alice, post-series. AliceXHatter.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Fred's Final request from his family. Cannon following DH

James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.

Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.

DH missing scenes, Ginny's POV. In the course of the final battle, Ginny learns how precious the gifts of life, love and the right to have them freely, can be. HG

Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]

PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.

Rita Skeeter's first article on the Triwizard Tournament leaves Ron distressed, Hermione bewildered, and both of them particularly inclined to bicker.

“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction t

“It all depends on your definition of ‘dead.’ The law says I’m dead. I have a grave plot and a head stone. But I’m breathing, aren’t I?”