Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Red is a wizard and so-called Chosen One everybody wants to destroy the evil Team Rocket. All he wants to do is play with his pokemon and get away from his mean uncle and weird cousin, but destiny calls.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

A shopping trip provides a unique bonding experience for Sokka and Zuko when a particular unexpected secret is revealed. Slash, Zukka, crossdressing. That's right.

Maybe it was no wonder Professor Juniper was always so impressed by Bianca's keen hearing. [Short Cheren/Bianca smut]

On that summit Gold sees nothing but red, no one but Red. Green thinks he's the only one who can save him, but can he? Gameverse, RedGold. A oneshot with a lot of color symbolism.

Ever wondered how the characters of South Park would react to them being in our FanFiction? Here are their reactions, thoughts and suggestions. T for language.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Harry teaches Ron about Muggle customs. Not slash, just silliness. Harry/Ron Friendship

"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style

Maybe Princess is just aptly named. Bubbles/Princess, or working towards it. Love the dynamic of these two. Written for busterella on Livejournal. Un-beta'd.

Sequel to Scorpius's Request. Now that he's had his daddy back for a while, Scorp's pretty pleased with his life. But he doesn't get to see Harry enough, which must change! Obviously, he and daddy need to become more than just friends.

Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM

Craig blinked in the first few rays of sunlight and tried to make sense of his unfamiliar surroundings. It took him a few minutes to realize that the worn-out mattress he lay on was Kenny McCormick's bed. Crenny.

In which Ron feels self-conscious about phoning Hermione and isn't sure why.

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.

There were so many things that Al and Scorpius would have noticed if they would have just paid attention... Scorpius/Al oneshot

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.

Sokka is following a warriors' tradition, but Zuko has another option. Third season Zukka.

In which Zacharias runs and a war approaches, accompanied by the tolling of bells. ZS/BZ, written for the "My Other Half" challenge on HPFC. Spoilers for DH.

"You know what they say. When you can't be with the one you love..." "Bone your roommate on the side?" Kind of Crenny. Kind of Crendy. Hints of Style.

After an uneasy confession Stan finds himself questioning his feelings for not only his girlfriend, but for his own private Beethoven. STYLE, SLASH, R&R

Most people would run from the Grim, or even a wolf, but she was not like most people. Sirius/Luna.

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Sometimes, things change so subtly you don't realize it until you're too far gone to come back. Slash KendallXJames

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

After an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. Albus volunteers as his study partner until the teachers find an antidote - not for purely altruistic reasons. From their co-dependency evolves friendship evolves something more. AS/S.

inspired from the newest episode. Stan Marsh hates facebook. Style. Slash.

There are many times in his life in which his mother doubts he is still her child. — Gold, Red

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Kitty deals with daily stresses of high school, being skipped ahead and classes where it's more fun making fun of the superbrain than studying. Good thing she has her trusty, cheery, fuzzy best friend to help her deal with those tricky teen tribulations.

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.

PHOENIX II/BEN BARRETT COLLAB. While confined to his home for the summer, 15-year old Stan Marsh becomes fascinated with a new boy next door. Will the new kid ever notice him? Will Stan go to jail for a crime he swears he didn't commit? AU. SLASH. Kyan.

Partly inspired by Colbie Caillat's "Bubbly." A cute fluffy slash fic that takes place when Stan and Kyle are alone. Style. K for some language.

Just a little Bunny oneshot. Butters saves Kenny from the path of a large automobile. R&R!

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!

Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.

Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het

Stan likes Kyle. Good news, Kyle's single. Bad news, Cartman insists on helping them get together. Will Cartman's totally out of character acts of random kindness pay off for Stan? Or will he be stuck Kyle-less until the end of highschool?

Zuko had a feeling that if he touched Sokka with a twenty-foot pole, said pole would be ripped from his hands and used to mark his grave.

Set right after The Boiling Rock. Sokka and Zuko decide to go on a fishing trip to bond like the manly men they are.

Arriving at every conclusion except for the correct one, Kenny brings oblivious to a whole new level. But really, it would be a lot easier to figure out who Stan and Kyle are dating if they'd stop spending so much time together. Oneshot, crack, Stan/Kyle.

It was a relationship built on love, trust, and years of friendship. Or so everyone thought. One sided STYLE.

Three years after the war, the work still isn't quite done. When Aang and Katara pay visit to the Fire Nation where Zuko is Fire Lord and Sokka acts as Ambassador for the Water Tribe, sparks fly between the siblings over Sokka's life choices. Slash, Zukka

slash, Zuko/Sokka ZUKKA. After joining the Avatar, insomnia is the least of Zuko's problems.

After nearly escaping a run-in with the Fire Nation, Sokka is injured and stranded in a cave with none other than Zuko himself. What will become of this? Post-finale. Oneshot. Fluffy. Mild slash, don't like, don't read.

A South Park Christmas - Stan & Kyle - Not much else to say. STyle/Yaoi/BL

Oneshot, light slash, StanKyle. Stan spent his whole life trying to catch up to Kyle. But that hadn't been the point.

My first story on here, and a belated Christmas StanxKyle oneshot.

Sokka stumbles into the wrong tent. Zuko/Sokka Happy Christmas Tabby!

Who are you taking on a date? Me or Tweek?" Craig asks Wendy out on a date to the movies and ends up letting Tweek come with them to see Sweeney Todd. Craig/Tweek One shot

Craig wonders what Tweek's lips must feel and taste like. Creek Fluff Love

It's a story about the FMA characters and how they are forced to help Bill make a movie on the basics of alchemy while body guarding him. Bill obviously is a lot more humorous than all the others. Let's see how they cope with him. Chapter 3 is up.

When Wendy and Bebe finally drive Stan and Kyle nuts, they discuss their options over beer and Cheesy Poofs, and their solution turns out to be more than they expected. KyleXStan, Kyle's POV, COMPLETE

Just a random one-shot of our two favorite Super Best Friends. Stan and Kyle Friendship. Non-Slash

StanKyle: Cartman takes the gang to Raisens, to straighten out the jewish, gay Kyle. But, why can't Stan get his 'fireman' to sound the alarm for any Raisen girls?

Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R

After a horrible car crash, Stan is hospitalized for over a year. But soon, he and his boyfriend Kyle begin to wonder why Stan hasn't been released yet. What is it that the doctors and his parents aren't telling him? Style; rated T for language and drama.

Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman, Stan tries to make him feel better. STyle Yaoi.

--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU

Unexpected gifts lead to unexpected conclusions, especially when one is dealing with a tricky secret admirer... CHACK, ONE-SHOT

The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.

Wendy breaks up with Stan again and he handles it very badly. It's up to his super best friend to snap him out of it. Style slash. Please R&R but No flames.

In which Sokka recruits Zuko to help him master dancing before an upcoming dance and their relationship takes a turn in a different direction. One-Shot, Au, ZukoSokka, ZukoxSokka

Harry/Zacharias. Angst. Slash. One-shot. Summary: Zacharias does not know how many days have passed since he came to Hogwarts. He counts every day he sees Harry though... 12 Favorites!

COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle

Stan/Kyle Stan calls Kyle but he sounds terrible over the phone. Is Stan alright? Can't tell anymore since its a one shot! REVIEW PLZ! sorry if there is spelling mistakes. Can't spell and I forgot to use spell check. :D

Hate really is a strong word. But Zuko and Sokka find that it's no less powerful a word then love. ZukoxSokka

Stan,Kyle,and Cartman watch Pokemon on TV. Cartman is full of questions. Rated T for mild language.

Stan flirts with every boy except the one he really wants. But what does Kyle want? Stan/Kyle

Our favourite South Park boys have finally graduated, but what's on their minds? Nothing other than getting drunk, blackmail, and hot boys of course. Rated Teen for Language. Style.

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling

Summary: Kenny is tired of getting killed all the time, so he decides to commit suicide by jumping off a really tall building. kennyXstan fluff,hints of tweekXcraig inspired by Spring Nicht Don't Jump by Tokio Hotel Warning:gayness and slight language

A cold night under the stars, Kenny is alone. A certain redhead visits him and one thing leads to another, creating a night they'll never forget. Severe fluff, will give you cavities. KyleKenny. Oneshot.

Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki

Stan starts to see Kyle differently, but is it to late? StanxKyle, rated T for Cartman-Kyle bickering.

The Gryffindor boys are pulling an all nighter, and Seamus has to be the one to askthe stupid questions in a good ol' game of Would you Rather?

My first story not rated M! Kenny is dead, and everyone thinks he's gone, but Stan won't believe it. For six years he says everyday, "He'll be back tommorrow, sitting in class!" But it never happens. One night he loses it and a surprise guest is involved.

Kyle was sure Stan didn't feel the same way about him...that's why he was leaving notes, after all. But what he didn't expect was Stan falling in love with what he had written... Rated T for language and...other.

Stan can't make any sound on his oboe, so he goes to Kyle for help. StanxKyle, Style

In South Park, keeping up with the who-likes-who can be confusing... especially for Kenny, who happens to be in the middle of it all for some reason.

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

If this is what it was like to be in love, then I hated it. The feeling of knowing Stan couldn't be mine lingered in my mind like an echoed mountain. StanxKyle! Kyle's POV. AGE:17-18

Kyle doesn't always like the choices Stan makes. Style

It all begins with a fateful bottle of vodka and a drinking game. Stan and Kyle create problems that they cannot keep hidden. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE

GODDAMMIT!" Kyle yanked the spoon out and flung cookie dough at Stan's head. "Me too." Oneshot, Style, R&R!

Don't get Stan wrong. He's always admired Kyle.

Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.

The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

This is my version on how "The List" shold've ended. Style all the way. SLASH. If you dont' like, don't read.

Stan Marsh was dead, and it was his fault. All his fault. Style, Oneshot. T. Authored by soni13 and the.amethyst.alchemist.

Kyle goes on a rampage after walking in on Stan cutting himself. Oneshot, Style. R&R!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Randomness of Stan and Kyle going for a walk and fooling around... not as dirty as you want to believe, mostly just random.

Kenny needs a subject for his art class;Stan becomes the subject. Oneshot. Slightly slash.

Craig throws a party the same day as Cartman’s Birthday. Eric finds the prefect way to get revenge, but he soon finds that he cannot stop. Craig/Tweek, Stan/Kyle, and a kiss between Kyle and Tweek

As time goes one, the bus stop watches four young children grow up. Lame summary, but it's a hard story to describe, a one-shot.

"This is the reason why we always say goodbye at home" Sakura said quietly — SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina, LeeTen

Kyle has a sleepover at Stan's house, and everything seems to be going normal, until Stan's parents suggest something odd...Stan/Kyle oneshot.

The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.

Stan/Kyle. An alternate scene to the one that happened in the Hybrid car episode, where Kyle was leaving.

A Marxist critique of Tetris.

Style Slash! Valentines day fic

StanxKyle song fic. "If I Fell" by The Beatles. Short and sweet, fluffish. Rated T just to be safe.

First off- ONESHOT. Kyle asks a lot of questions and Stan plays with a hat. Hurray for Style!

Stan wants to ask Kyle a question, but doesnt know how. fluff. Style. MM. one shot.

Kyle doesn't know how to dance, Stan is more than willing to show him how. StanxKyle Oneshot fluff

Stan, being the expert chef that he is, really wants to cook a dinner for Kyle. Kyle's Judaism, however, presents a bit of a problem... StanKyle, of course.

Even if it's a fate they cannot escape, it takes time to accept it. Finding your soulmate is not that easy when he has always been by your side. Style.

Kyle needs help. He's down Stark's pond. He needs to be rescued...

one shot songfic. Style! How To Be Dead by Snow Patrol. Stan makes a drunken mistake, and Kyle isn't too happy.

“One day, Albus, we’ll be on these cards.” He flapped the cards in his hand as fire ignited in his eyes. “Among the most famous of witches and wizards, we’ll be there.”

Sometimes, Stan really wished they would shut up. It really felt like babysitting when the two started bickering. And Kenny? Kenny's just happy not to be dead.

[Yaoi.] Kyle is missing Stan greatly when he's stuck in bed, sick. Good thing Stan knows just how to fix that problem. Oneshot. [Styleee.]

Kyle's the prince. Stan's the princess. Kenny's the witch. Cartman's the troll. 'Nuff said. StanKyle KennyCartman

just a little Stan x Kyle fluff

A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.

What happens when you finally see what’s been in front of you all along? What happens when you wake up and are not sure if you want to go back to sleep? Style.

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

Stan's scared of the thunderstorm! SxK, PG, fluff, oneshot.

This was supposed to be a fun trip to the mall. It wouldn't be so bad, they'd just step inside the pet store. Stan always had a thing for animals, and Kyle had to admit it was very cute. StanKyle slash

It's always the same . . . but Kyle doesn't care. Really. Stan X Kyle.

[StanKyle, oneshot, dedication fic]. What do you do when you’re at the end? When you’ve lived the best you could, when you’ve sought all the opportunities life has given you... What do you do when you've reached the bitter end?

George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.

Kenny is Kenny, and so is Kyle for the day.Cartman finds it hilarious. Kenny enjoys having another self around. Kyle takes advantage of being Kenny. And Stan hates being confused, and his leg hurts. Oneshot. Reviewplz. Kenny will be happy if you do!Style.

Oneshot! Elements of Family or Five Times Percy Weasley Didn't Love his Family and one time he did There were plenty of times in Percy Weasley's life when he wished he was an only child.

[KylexKenny] The two teens are out walking in the middle of a snowstorm, and Kenny thinks of an ingenius way to stay warm. Slightly angsty oneshot[?] :B

[KennyxKyle] When Kyle refuses to put down the book he's reading, Kenny does what he does best to try and distract him. Oneshot X3

Drabble. It's Kenneth McCormick's birthday. And because he's a poor piece of white trash tells no one.

While watching American Idol, the Cullens create a little singing competition of their own! Who will be the next Vampire Idol?

Kyle is a gigantic dork, but Stan loves him anyways. [ StanKyle ]

Why can't things be perfect like in the stories? Style

[Songfic. StanKyle. Character Death.] A shot resounds, piercing the winter air. [My Last Breath by Evanescence.]

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

Stan and Kyle have NEVER gotten into a fight like this before. Watch Kenny and Cartman as they attempt to pull together the deteriorating friendship that is crumbling faster with every second Kyle and Stan are apart...

Because of the growth in teenaged kunoichi getting pregnant, Tsunade has issued that all shinobi ages 13 to 17 must get a Sexual Education talk. Guess who's turn it is now? And who's giving the talk? [ShikaIno and many other hinted pairings]

Style Kyle doesn't do it because he has been in love with Stan since before he can remember. Kyle does it becuase he is his best friend. Stankyle Bad summary. Please R&R

Stan loves everything thing about Kyle. StanKyle

Stan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.

Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?

Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH.

COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]

Stylefic set in World of Warcraft. A spell goes wrong, and Stan develops unhealthy dichotomous views towards errant mice.

Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH

KennyCartman, StanKyle. Slash. Oneshot.While Stan and Kyle trying to keep their relationship under wraps, things heat up between Kenny and Cartman.

A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!

When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman

[Oneshot, StanKyle] Kyle wonders what Stan would do if he died. Random songfic idea.

[Goodbye fic, oneshot, nonslash]. StanKyle friendship. I never understood why you so badly wanted me to be your best friend. I suppose before the end, though, I'll find out for myself.

Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen

I'M BACK! READ TO SEE IF I'VE LOST ALL WRITING TALENT WHATSOEVER. XD

Chuckie gets invited to Tommy's house for some coffee! TommyChuckie pairing slash.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

[one shot] Omi is having trouble readjusting after the events in 'Time After Time'.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

SLASH[FreddyZack] Zack is the center of Freddy’s world. Freddy is the center of Zack’s world. Somewhere on the side is everything else.

Stan, why are you so mad? [ Slash. Stan Kyle. ]