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Joined 11-20-09, id: 2151621, Profile Updated: 09-01-10
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

"Yo"

I'm not going to give out any gender/age details about me because I really don't think it matters.

I'm a long time reader first time contributer :)

I could list for those of you who actually read this, my favourite anime and I will;

I LOVE Naruto especially SasuNaru because it's like so totally cannon! This is my only real fandom paring in Naruto, there are some I don't get like Gaara and Neji, when the hell did that happen?! I mean I can kinda see Gaara and Lee but Gaara and Neji I was like "Wow dude?!" Anyway I also like Temari and Shika, I doubt I need to explain that one.

I LOVE Death Note too! I only just got into it when I was given an amazon voucher and felt like buying some anime so I randomly selected Death Note and tadaaa instant fandom!! It's so clever and dark! I love LxLight and I do have a reason for this besides the obvious (it's really HAWT!). I love it so much!! It's totally taken over from Naruto in the totally crazed fan-girlness (although ever thursday Naruto takes over) I loves it!!

I LOVE Ouran Highschool Host Club because it's so cute!!

I LOVE Ranma1/2 having watched series 1 through 6 several times. I know it's old but it's awesome!

I LOVE Vampire Knight!! If you've seen it, you'll know why I love it!! sigh It's so good it must be fattening!! It's so romantic and beautiful and what cool uniforms. So much better than my old school uniforms!

I LOVE Fullmetal Alchemist!! I was so obsessed with this in year 9. I remember doing my SATs Chemistry paper and all I could think about was FMA. Thankfully I didn't fail...in fact I did even better than expected...hmmm

I Love Gakuen Heaven & Junjou Romantica!! drools

I love Dragonball Z, I mean come one, how cute is little Gohan?!

I'm always looking for new anime to watch such as Kampfer (which I think is quite good) and Fairytail (which I think is strange but I like how they say "Fairytail"). I'm always watching different ones. Sometimes I feel really geeky for liking them but when I watch them I just don't care because they're so awesome!! P.S am not crazy.

I do have other hobbies besides watching anime such as reading, baking, horse riding, shopping etc.

I'm trying my hand at writing too! Because I have time to spare and it's fun :D

So updates will be every week but not always the on the same day, it all depends on my day off so expect a weekly update surprise!! :)

N/A I'm english so if you notice some oddities with my spelling than that may be why.

Also I found my icon on so I'm not sure who made it but darn ain't it awesome :)

"AWWIGTH!" :)

I'm going to put some warnings here rather than on my stories because they ruin the plot! I mean if on chap1 there is warning saying rape then you already know what happens and that ruins it for me. On a real book it doesn't say "WARNING! DEATH!!" because that ruins the whole thing!! Also if a story is rated "M" then you should know what to expect! So I won't do it! And if you don't like it then "booo you!" and also they're here

Warnings: death! rape! boy love! sex! swearing! abuse! bondage! murder! suicide! alcohol! law breaking! and whatever else I should warn you about...

Also, this warns of possible things to come. I'm not saying that all these things will feature in my stories there may be one or two...but I'm just warning for the sake of warning.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in my fanfictions (unless they are OCs) nor do I make any money from these fanfictions. If I did, I would so not be a poor student :(


Update 1st Sept 2010:

A NEW UPDATE!!!

Sorry for being sucky. I left for my four month trip without telling you all :( I apologise. On another note, it was amazing, I love Canada! It was just EPIC!! WIN!! Anyway, I still won't be updating for a while. Not only have I completly forgotten what was going on, I'm also starting uni in 2 weeks. So I'll be well busy. But there is a light. A light at then end of the tunnel. The next chapter is almost finished. Well, it's half written. It just may be some time before posting. If you'll bear with me, I will finish this story. Hopefully the update will be between Oct & Nov. & maybe it'll be a double. But IT will happen.

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Silence by bahari reviews
Sequel to Asylum-Light is out of the asylum and slowly, with L's help, he's healing. But there are forces that neither of them can control out there-and those echoes from the past are beginning to haunt them both. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,169 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Light Y., L
Runaway train by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,309 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
La Erotica by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Devil's Trill by Le KING reviews
L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,254 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
Trapped by BlueKitten6 reviews
Itachi devised a plan to get his Kitsune. How will Naruto react when he finds out he's being enslaved? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Between the Black and White by Serria reviews
When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,652 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Harem by argona reviews
SasuNaru!Sakura bashing.In the Land of Konoha,women rule.Every princess has her own harem.No honor is higher than being one of their husbands.They have no duty other than pleasuring their princesses and their sentence of betrayal to her is only death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,149 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life With Naruto by Dominate One reviews
Living together with three sexy college males, he has the hots for his friend, but the other two also fall for him. Whats a guy to do when he can't have sex for a whole month?SasuNaruSasu SasuX NaruX Anal, BDSM, CBT, HJ, Humil, Inc, M/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
Wonderland by RobinRocks reviews
Light Yagami awoke to white walls. Screaming. Written for LxLight Club's Alternate Ending contest. Onesided LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dead Weight by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's father promised to protect him from the world, but as with most good intentions, this promise falls short. Sasuke, however, never breaks a promise. And when he decides to protect Naruto himself, he'll have to defy the odds to keep his word. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,293 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Quiet by Mikanis reviews
Perhaps it is here, in the quiet, that I allow myself to acknowledge just how much…how very much, I want him. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Railroaded by BlackFruity reviews
Naruto, 17, is on his train ride home when he fells someone at his back...Warning: Contains rape and homosexual relations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Night World: Immortal Affliction by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,289 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cupid's Arrows by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the most popular kid at Kohona High school, and is dating Haruno Sakura, the prettiest girl in school! Life couldn’t get any better! But, it can get worse with the arrival of a certain Uchiha Sasuke. Eventually SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Silent Noise by VanityWantsYou reviews
[Sequel to Dotless Dice] It's over between us! But I... But I can't help it... I'm falling in love with him all over again... SasuNaru SaiNaru ItaSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Belong To Me reviews
Sasuke is a Prince while Naruto works as a member of the royal household. When Sasuke stumbles upon Naruto's hidden destiny and curse, he must make a difficult decision; to act or not to act? to be or not to be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.