Dan Sickleshide bio
 Author has written 98 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Citizen Kane, Gangs of New York, South Park, Devil Wears Prada, Bible, Lord of the Rings, Twilight Zone, Tudors, A Clockwork Orange, Rome, (500) Days of Summer, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Boardwalk Empire, Gone with the Wind, StarTrek: The Original Series, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Dollhouse, Game of Thrones, Misc. Movies, Wire, Brave New World, West Side Story, James Bond, Sons of Anarchy, Frozen, Cthulhu Mythos, Sharpe Series, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Atonement, Greek Mythology, Rick and Morty, Mayans M.C., Pride and Prejudice, Peanuts, Sopranos, Chicago PD, 1984, and Joker. What does a gentleman who fought at Gettysburg, shot his wife's lover in a duel, and seduced the Queen of Spain really look for in a work of fiction? I love to explore the cracks and crannies between the greatness of the past and the values of the present. When you read my stories, you'll often see "good" characters turning sinful and exploring decadent impulses they never knew they had. But the "bad" characters often discover new courage and the ability to share and trust. If you'd like to read more free fiction, please go to FictionPress and look at the stories I've written under my female alter-ego, Cynthia Brent. And if you're over 18 years of age, with money to spend and a taste for excitement, why not look for my commerical writing as well? I am a published author with Blushing books, . Look for DEMARCO'S CAPTIVE and SANTIAGO'S SECRET, both written by me as Carol Storm. You can find all my naughty, over 18, spankalicious releases at the official Blushing Books website, and on Amazon at the Kindle Store! Check out CRYSTAL AND GOLD and BURNING INNOCENCE, and don't forget HOUSE ARREST, the first story I ever sold to Blushing Books! All my stuff is available for sale now at Amazon Kindle and at |
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You Need to Know This by helloviennacalling reviews
This is something that I wrote in my journal that I feel needs to be shared.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 5/3 - Complete
La Petite Mort by a-mild-looking-sky reviews
Until John honours the marker from Santino, he cannot kill him. That doesn't mean that Santino has all the power. [slight Santino/John one shot]
John Wick - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Complete
Kindred Spirits by autumnrose2010 reviews
Anne Boleyn meets Louis XVI in the afterlife, and they form a very close bond.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Anne Boleyn - Complete
A battle of hatred, dominance and desire by Madame Gaston 24 reviews
Crixus and Spartacus are sworn enemies in a constant battle of hatred and dominance. What will happen when emotions get high? Will Crixus learn to love to be dominated outside of the arena? And will they become anything other than the rivals they started off as?Warning Sparticrix SLASH/SMUT
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Crixus, Spartacus
En Pointe by inkheart9459 reviews
Andy's angry that she has to waste a day outside the studio for a Runway photo shoot. Miranda Priestly herself demanded that The School of American Ballet send over their top students for this spread. She isn't sure where this lady gets off thinking she can demand something of one of the best ballet schools in the world, but then Miranda walks in and Andy isn't sure what hit her.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,423 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] Emily C., Nigel K.
THE LIGHTNING BIRD by Dean Fiora reviews
The wealthy backers of a Harlem real-estate deal are dying of electrocution. Kolchak discovers an elderly South African immigrant with a most frightening pet.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2018 - C. Kolchak, A. Vincenzo, G. Spangler - Complete
The Wedding according to Apollonia by Elephanza reviews
Michael and Apollonia's wedding from the bride's point of view.
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2018
After Murasaki 312: The Galileo Seven Aftermath by CrimsonMyriad reviews
They had survived... but at a cost. Spock is left unsettled, having lost two men on his first command, and having been betrayed by his logic, the base code of his life ideology. Oneshot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Complete
The War on the Edge of Forever by Danzinora Switch reviews
When Dr. McCoy, overdosed on cordrazine, vanishes through the Guardian of Forever, he winds up in 1940's Germany. Kirk and Spock chase after him and quickly find themselves prisoners in Stalag 13, which holds more secrets than expected. Story idea by LittleMissSpitfire; many thanks to her and CollieandShire for letting me write this!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,822 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 9/30/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, R. Hogan - Complete
The Lord of the Nile and the Lady of Grace by XVnot15 reviews
Synopsis: So this is an AU where Miranda is a female pharaoh "like" Hatshepsut, but not actually her. Andrea is a Cretan Princess who is being sent to marry the Pharaoh. There will be plots and counterplots, battle and mayhem and love will triumph and be blessed by deities and the people of the Black Land.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,133 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 12/21/2012
For Thine is the Kingdom by KatieR reviews
An intimate look at the final month of Anne Boleyn's life. Rather AU. Intrigue, lies, anger, passion, lust, confusion, desperation. Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell, among others.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 322,087 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell
South Park vs Fanfiction by fanfictioniwrite reviews
The boys of South Park have a few words to say about the stories they've been written into. This calls for a parody! Request for couples.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Cameron and the Black Bird by ReaganCaseyFan reviews
Cameron and the Black Bird is set in the Cameron Grows Up Universe. Written in the style of the 1940s classic noir detective stories, Cameron adopts the persona of her favorite noir actor, Humphrey Bogart, as she hunts down the thief who stole her new purple jacket, a gift from John, along with the family's second, and last, stash of diamonds. Written for fun and to be different.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Cameron, John C., Sarah C., Riley - Complete
From One Beautiful Queen to Another by Violets and Lilies reviews
Not long after their coronation, Susan finds a collection of Swanwhite's old diaries. Throughout the Golden Age, she reads them, and learns about being a Queen and about herself. Fair warning, I don't know how long this will be, so there are likely to be breaks taken every now and again. If you're going to read, please click "follow"!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,359 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Susan Pevensie, Swanwhite - Complete
Not Ever by a-mild-looking-sky reviews
Davos knew, for the girl, he would betray all the kings in the world. [An alternative version of Shireen's fate in S5E9]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Shireen B., Davos S. - Complete
The Wrath of Klink by Bits And Pieces reviews
To boldly go where no WWII Colonel has gone before...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Complete
A Little Malice by Leni reviews
Magic!AU. Anne Boleyn takes matters in her hands. (Or, The One With The BodySwap. ETA: Now there are two.)
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII - Complete
The Worst Thing In The World by Technomad reviews
What if Anthony Burgess had written 1984, or Orwell had written A Clockwork Orange?
Crossover - 1984 & A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Complete
The End and The Beginning by Esin of Sardis reviews
WWII ends in triumph on the 8th of May, and the celebration fills the streets of New York City. For Ilsa Laszlo, the end of the war means facing the things she'd been able to push aside in order to help the war effort.
Casablanca - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
Sons Breaking Bad by Petersgirl2011 reviews
Walter and Jessie are finding their end game. It is down to setting up the new owner and they are out. The place the new owner picks is Charming. CA. where the Sons of Anarchy will do anything to stop drugs coming to their town. It will become a showdown of who is a stronger leader Walter White or Jackson Teller.
Crossover - Sons of Anarchy & Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Happy, Jax, Walter W., Jesse P.
Sympathy for the devil by samanddianefan10 reviews
In the end of times, keep your friends close but your enemies even closer. Now updated with chapters 8 and 9.
Crossover - Breaking Bad & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Walter W., Daryl D., Merle D.
Charming Faith by Lancer47 reviews
Faith visits Charming, will the Sons of Anarchy be the same afterward?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Faith L.
The Ain't A Meeting - A Sopranos Story by Jape77 reviews
Corrado Soprano and his younger brother Johnny have been called to meet a rising star from one of the Five Families. But is he friend or foe?
Sopranos - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Butt-Head's Happy Reunion by justincbenedict reviews
After Beavis went to prison for the Cornholio motor murders, Butt-head got his life together...but who is that acting up in corporate lawyer Algernon Head's lobby?
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
Kyle Finds Slash by Wensleydale Cheddar reviews
When Cartman tells the boys about the Terrance and Phillip's recent mid-season finale episode, Kyle's devotion to the show is tested. It's up to Stan to put some sense in his super best friend. Birthday fic for John-SP150. Don't like? Feel free to review and insult me all you like. Not that I recommend it, though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Crazy Night Out! by silverducks reviews
A short and hopefully sweet one shot where Matthew takes Mary to a jazz club for the first time.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C.
Lucidity by a-mild-looking-sky reviews
Professor Aronnax often muses on the enigmatic Captain Nemo. *implied Aronnax/Nemo*
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - P. Aronnax, Captain Nemo/Prince Dakkar - Complete
Read Me a Story, Barnabas! by LadySomnambule reviews
During Victoria Winters' visit to the Old House, it began storming. The only people awake in this place is her and her faithful companion, Barnabas. It's nights like these when we all just want to kick back, relax, and read a good book... or perhaps, a friend of ours can read one to us. Just a short and simple one-shot fic. w
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Wastelander by cally777 reviews
Escaping from Vault 101 after a romance gone bad, Arta faces unimaginable horrors in the Fallout World. Ex-raider Jericho, Clover and the sinister Mr Burke are amongst those who can help her survive the Wasteland - or betray her to her death.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 308,176 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Jericho, Clover, Mr. Burke - Complete
Christmas Miracle by Allaine reviews
Emily wished there was somebody out there who would choose her over Andy. Where was her one person? Movieverse.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Of Good and Evil by Laurie Le May reviews
A Heath One-Shot. A story of acceptance.
Big Valley - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Heath - Complete
Godfather: Doubt by lupinskitten reviews
Oneshot. Kay ponders Michael's answer about Carlo.
Godfather - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012
When I'm Gone by jh728 reviews
Andy worries about the future.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] - Complete
The Wedding by everything rhymes with orange reviews
Lenny and Carl have an announcement to make... but how will Homer handle it? Oneshot fluff slash.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lenny L., Carl C. - Complete
The Swordsman Of Calais by autumnrose2010 reviews
His name was Jean Rombaud and he played a major role in one of the greatest tragedies in history.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Anne Boleyn - Complete
Ni Hao by tendara reviews
Andy accompanies Miranda to China Fashion Week. Will she experience a trip of a lifetime or one she will live to regret?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
In the Beginning by rr-ghost reviews
Before the show starts we know very little about kingpins Avon Barksdale and Stringer Bell. This fic is an attempt to fill in some background information from the little we know. It has Avon and Wee-Bey already on the corner, trying to get Bell to join.
Wire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
An Adventure for the Senses by Widdy reviews
Miranda's inner musings about herself, her life and her new lover. Andy/Miranda
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Boy Who Would Be King by Velocity Girl1980 reviews
Sequel to Hope Springs Eternal. Anne is pregnant with her third child, and Henry has gone north to put down the Pilgrimage of Grace. Left to fend for herself in a court crawling with enemies, Anne will come up against her foes for the final time.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,366 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII - Complete
Forgive me, Princess by Marina Ka-Fai reviews
Chapuys has died but he wrote a last letter to his beloved princess, Lady Mary, his Christendom's Rose.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eustace Chapuys, Princess Mary - Complete
Fragments of Broken Dreams by eyepatchesandpipes reviews
A series of vignettes exploring Andy's relationship with Miranda after 5 years apart.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
May He Live Forever by enkink reviews
How Susan and Rabadash met, and the events leading up to her invitation to Calormen.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Rabadash - Complete
All is Never Lost by xXc0okieSsNcrEamXx reviews
A brief encounter between two former lovers after Octavian's triumph. Agrippa/Octavia.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
She Gives Good Aural by XVnot15 reviews
A voice is a powerful thing, this is something Andy has come to realise.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by jazwriter reviews
Andy takes on the responsibility of organizing a surprise birthday party for Miranda with hilarious results. Previously posted on LJ. Mirandy.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Andy S., Miranda P. - Complete
Questions, But No Answers by LuckyLadybug reviews
Tony receives another late-night call, but this one is different than what he was expecting. Now he's pacing a hospital room, unsure if Kolchak will ever wake up, and wondering exactly why Kolchak insists on putting himself in danger time and again.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - A. Vincenzo, C. Kolchak - Complete
WrongHeaded by DiegoRedeemedLover reviews
Felicity contemplates her awakening sexuality and her feelings for Ben, and how wrong-headed it seems to be. Ben does likewise. One-Shot.
American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Felicity M. - Complete
Mommy, I love you by TheKingsDaughter reviews
When parents make wrong decisions like drugs or drinking it not only destroys them, but the most innocent people in the world:Children. Warning:very sad.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Shattered by BeheadedbyLust reviews
CONTENT WARNING!Scenes of rape,violence, etc. Anne Boleyn, the fated Queen of England can't understand why her heart is broken. Whilst Henry can't understand his sudden lust for her. Inspired by 'Shattered' by Trading Yesterday. Anne/Henry Jane S/George B
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII
Holiday Nights by Commander Of Brontdor reviews
Edward gives Jane a treat while on Holiday
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Moment by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
A moment is never enough. Hamlet and Ophelia vignette.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
A Day of E by NoOriginalityHereMoveAlong reviews
Pairings: Miranda/Andy, Emily/Serena. Summary: A humour-filled look at a day through the eyes of modern technology.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Good, adjective by LithiumDoll reviews
If he had a ten, he'd spot it against the notes saying Brendan's run, Brendan's hiding, Brendan caught the fifteen north.
Brick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Brendan F., The Brain - Complete
Mary, Mary, Mary by PrincessMaryJaneKOA reviews
A series of prompts featuring Princess Mary. May include other characters. Not in any particular order.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Princess Mary
Wishful Sinful by YasmimDeschain reviews
A lovely moment between Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell - Complete
Her Majesty's Handmaiden by SilverTurtle reviews
This follows after Dark Horse's Conan issues 47-50. The former princess now Queen Ereshka muses on her handmaiden, once a waif and thief, Iniri. Oh, how things have changed. Warning: Femslash.
Conan series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
In the Sauna by SilverTurtle reviews
Cordelia is in the sauna when a guest arrives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Cordelia C. - Complete
The Look by Deonanna reviews
Éowyn saw the look that Gríma gave her that day. …It was a look that she would never, ever forget. * My FIRST FanFic! Please R&R! *
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eowyn, Grima W.
Cassio Rules In Cyprus by Castigat Ridendo Mores reviews
My own addition the ending of the play Othello. Mild Cassio/Bianca angst-fest. Just a one-shot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
I Did Love You Once by Instead of Reality reviews
“Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.” “You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock but we shall refresh it. I loved you not.” “I was the more deceived.” Ophelia’s take on Act 3, Scene 1 of Hamlet. One-shot.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
No, You’ll Respect MY Authority! by Luna del Cielo reviews
BTVS/SouthPark x-over: Buffy & Willow head to South Park to find a new slayer; Butters thinks he’s a vamp; Cartman turns into a rat; And “THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!"
Crossover - South Park & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bebe S., Buffy S.
Once in the Dark by auri mynonys reviews
Éowyn and Gríma encounter each other during their respective late-night vigils, and discover that they are perhaps not as different as some would have them believe. Christmas present for SperryDee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Grima W., Eowyn
The Green Knight by Sapphire Warrioress reviews
She claimed him as her warrior, a prince who would remain bound to a throne of bright silver by dark sorcery.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Rilian, Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete
What a girl gets by puppylove226959 reviews
Spanking fic. Henry doesn't like Daphne's attitude at a Royal picnic and decides to deal with it. Please no flames. Enjoy.
What A Girl Wants - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2009
Dear Anne by The Lady More reviews
Since Dear Katherine was such a success I decided to do another verson on Henry's Reaction when Henry is notified that Anne was finally beheaded. Its a darkly humorous letter.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Seeking Solace by SperryDee reviews
A collection of GrimaEowyn drabbles and oneshots unofficially dedicated to Auri Mynonys
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Grima W., Eowyn
Amantes sunt Amantes Lovers are Lunatics by fembuck reviews
Octavia's thoughts on Servilia in the aftermath of Caesar's death. OctaviaServilia, femslash, femmeslash
Rome - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Fare Thee Well, Sister by Blackfire 18 reviews
Regan and Goneril have always fought bitterly for the prize. Regan is led astray by her eldest sister for a glass of tainted wine to calm her jittery nerves. She has more to fear than her enemies, a jealous sister can be much more dangerous to ones health
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
In Search of the Appropriate Man by lillianmorgan reviews
Darla and Drusilla, bereft of Angelus, set off to enjoy the delights of a 19th century Roman evening.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Darla, Drusilla - Complete
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The Royal Runaway reviews
Sexy little Catherine Howard is always running off and getting into trouble, so Henry puts her in the hands of sensible Anne of Cleves. But can the two queens combat strange spells and supernatural terror? Now a continuing adventure, rated T for adult themes and some sensual images.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/12 - Catherine Howard, Anne of Cleves
Under Two Suns reviews
Trouble in the Outer Rim - miners on Carbide Four are dying, and Obi-wan Kenobi is ready to crush the deadly interplanetary drug trade. But Duchess Satine Kryze insists on investigating personally! Rated T for drug use and sex.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/19 - Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine
Bruce Wayne's Book Report reviews
Some people don't understand Thomas Wayne. But his son Bruce thinks he's a hero! Just read his school book report on Absalom, Absalom by William Faulkner and you'll see exactly why Batman and the Joker don't get along. Rated T for disturbing themes and images.
Joker - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16 - Arthur Fleck/Joker, Thomas Wayne, Bruce Wayne - Complete
Born In A Bikini reviews
This is my first AU Tudors story! Princess Mary Tudor is a modern teen with the two major problems - she misses her mother, and she hates her father's new trophy wife, Jane Seymour. But there's a lot more to Jane than meets the eye! Rated T for underage drinking and some mild language.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Jane Seymour, Princess Mary
A Clockwork Angel reviews
Angela Barrington was a bad girl, in jail for accidentally killing her stepmother. Volunteering for a "special treatment" seems like a very smart thing to do! A cheeky modern update of the beloved classic. Rated T for sex and violence
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 4/8
The Passion of Strange Gods reviews
Strange gods from below the sea threaten to overwhelm a British Colonial outpost in remote South America in 1915! Only one young woman can stop them . . . or is her destiny to become one with the throbbing darkness? This is Lovecraft-inspired but with much more sensuality and romance. Rated T for safety!
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/17/2018
Arwen's Doom reviews
This is Arwen's first encounter with Aragorn, but written more from the perspective of an innocent young girl with a crush than that of a wise, immortal elf-princess. Please comment nicely!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 5/14/2019 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Army of the Lord reviews
In the year 1642, Civil War divides England. Brother fights brother and father turns against son. But those who trust in the Lord have nothing to fear! This is a story of faith and the consequences of pride and vengeance. Rated T for violence and disturbing images.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
Even The Rats Were Crying reviews
Winston and Julia had it all - they laughed together, they cried together. Then politics came between them! This is 1984, but it's also The Way We Were with Robert Redford and Barbra Streisand. Rated T for mild sex and torture.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1 - Complete
Off the Books
For years brutal white cops like Hank Voight ruled the streets, keeping "those" people in line. But then everything changed in Chicago! This story contains extreme violence and racist language, so please don't read if that offends you.
Chicago PD - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23 - H. Voight, K. Atwater, A. Olinsky, K. Burgess
Her Golden Destiny reviews
The long-awaited wedding is coming. Sansa is nervous. She confides in Cersei, and the icy queen shows sympathy for the shy Stark girl. But is it a trap? Rated T for adult situations and implied sex. Please comment nicely!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/23 - Sansa S., Cersei L.
Who Was Queen Elizabeth?
Written when he was just 13, AJ Soprano's book report on Queen Elizabeth is filled with Soprano wisdom and timeless insights into politics and power. Rated T for mild language and a few brief violent images.
Sopranos - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
The Devil and Good Queen Bess
The Spanish Armada was closing in, and Elizabeth Tudor was alone in her tent, scratching out a last desperate message to the troops. Then all at once a mysterious stranger appeared, and the brave young queen was forced to confront a darker future than any she could have imagined! Rated T for violence and adult themes.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26 - Princess Elizabeth - Complete
Regina of Red Wolf Inn reviews
Regina Riordan was a spoiled Sixties chick who wanted to get away from it all - but were the folks at Red Wolf Inn a little too eager to have her for dinner? This is my re-imagining of the Seventies cult classic Terror at Red Wolf Inn. Rated T for drug use, cannibalism, and horror!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Jax's Two-Headed Baby
Jax Teller had it all. He was a young man on top of the world, until his baby came into the world with two heads. This story is a spoof of Sons of Anarchy, but I love the show so please comment nicely! Rated T for silly humor and violence.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12 - Jax, Tara
A Sweet Hour's Sport reviews
Professor Mary Muldoon was a mean old battleaxe with one ambition - to beat Jane Austen at pool! But when Abraham Lincoln shows up instead things spiral out of control. A twisted rewrite of several classic episodes, including "A Game Of Pool," "One For The Angels" and "The Passers By." Rated T for disturbing themes and images.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
It's Your Fatherland, Charlie Brown! reviews
Why can't Snoopy ever shoot down the Red Baron? Why doesn't Schroeder ever play anything but Beethoven? Charlie Brown doesn't know. He's a blockhead! But Michael Corleone has the answer. An immigrant saga with plenty of Peanuts humor!
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20 - Snoopy, Lucy V., Linus V.
Cecilia's Sacrifice reviews
Robbie Turner didn't come back from the war. Cecilia is alone, her family home close to ruins. When is grief really a form of selfishness? When is pleasure a sin, and when is it a form of sacrifice? A short story full of yearning and some very sexual imagery. Rated T because of some implied sensuality.
Atonement - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Cecilia T., OC - Complete
The Return of Cool Hand Luke
You've seen Key Largo. You've seen Cool Hand Luke. Well, this story is a psychedelic remake of both movies, set in the Swinging Sixties and featuring an all-star rock and roll cast. Rated T for sex and drugs and rock and roll!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Published: 4/7 - Complete
Dunwich Manor reviews
A modern college girl interested in the Puritan witch trials journeys to a forgotten corner of New England for academic research. What she discovers is evil beyond imagination! Rated T for gruesome horror and some romance.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/2/2019
Three Lost Queens reviews
All of Henry's women are lost, abandoned and forsaken. What do they dream of? A short, moody story to start the New Year. Rated T for implied sexuality.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/1 - Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Princess Mary - Complete
Moonlight and Magic reviews
Banished from the royal court, Queen Anne Boleyn gets into mischief and does a naughty good deed for someone in need. A bittersweet one-shot with some steamy sex! Rated T for the usual reasons.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn - Complete
Lover For Hire reviews
Set in a corrupt modern city like Batman's Gotham or Frank Miller's SIN CITY, this is an AU Tudors saga about how strong, ambitious Elizabeth Tudor sets out to ensnare and ruin her innocent cousin, Mary Queen of Scots! Tons of crime, sin, sex, and intrigue to follow. Rated T!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Princess Elizabeth
Darcy Dances the Carmagnole reviews
With Revolution in the air, Darcy and Elizabeth find their love is tested like never before. AU story where the Reign of Terror comes to England! Rated T for extreme violence and brief, disturbing images.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26 - Elizabeth, Lydia, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham
Willy Over Innsmouth reviews
Did you ever wonder what it would be like if H.P. Lovecraft had written Death of A Salesman? This is that story, the story of how the Deep Ones came ashore and how one family got caught up in the American Dream. Rated T for violence.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2019
Mayans In Slow Motion reviews
The first season was explosive, man. Kidnapped babies, dead bodies, shoot outs, you name it. Then in Season Two things got . . . a little dumber. A little slower. This is a typical Season Two episode, with tons of moments where something could happen, but nothing actually does. Rated T because Emily talks about sex with Easy . . . but as usual, nothing happens!
Mayans M.C. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Ezekiel R., Emily, Angel R. - Complete
Boy Trouble reviews
This is my first Frozen story! It's an AU story where Anna is bored and Elsa is away from home and boy trouble is very much in the air! More to come soon. Rated T for mild sensuality and romantic situations.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Anna, Kristoff B., Hans
The Cool Jerk reviews
Rick and Morty run wild in television land, righting wrongs on Game of Thrones and partying with the jocks from FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. Oh, and they also do a little thing called "The Cool Jerk." Rated T for violence and adult language.
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Forbidden Feelings reviews
Charity Bentham is a typical Beta Minus with a huge crush on her Alpha Plus boss. But then she gets in trouble and is sent away to a very strange place! This is set in the universe of Brave New World but with all original characters. Please comment nicely!
Brave New World - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 11/22/2015
Claiming Calypso reviews
How can Calypso convince the gods that the hero Odysseus belongs in her bed and not at home in Ithaca? By making him want her so badly that he accepts an impossible challenge! Rated T for steamy sex and adult adventures!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Odysseus
Cecilia the Caecilian reviews
This is just a silly story Briony Tallis wrote about her sister. It's full of little sister spitefulness and teasing, but there's some nasty sexual bits as well, so be warned! Rated T for nasty vengeance and lies.
Atonement - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Robbie T., Cecilia T., Briony T. - Complete
Sir Reginald's Seduction reviews
This is just a short, steamy one-shot showing how Briony's story-telling abilities might have brought Robbie and Cecilia together instead of keeping them apart. Rated T for mild language and adult sensuality!
Atonement - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2018 - Robbie T., Cecilia T. - Complete
Too Many Blue Sunsets reviews
Dragged away to the Outer Rim by her Jedi Guardian Obi Wan Kenobi, Duchess Satine Kryze samples the local drinks and gets into all kinds of trouble! Rated T for some naughty implied sex and adult situations.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine - Complete
The Big Freakout reviews
Audrey Hepburn here, darling. As I lie on my deathbed, here in my elegant Swiss Chalet, I have but one regret. A real stinkeroo of a picture I made back in 1967 called TWO FOR THE ROAD. Haven't seen it? Good for you, darling. But just for the record, here is the story I REALLY wanted to tell. Rated T for dark themes, twisted values, and rock and roll.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Complete
Everybody Comes To Heisenberg's reviews
The greatest TV show of all time has all the romance, drama, and intrigue of the greatest movie of all time. (That's CASABLANCA of course!) But what if they were really the same story? Rated T for some violence and brief sexual references. Please comment nicely!
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Walter W., Jesse P., Saul G. - Complete
Fifty Rejected Sharpe Titles reviews
Attention riflemen! From A to Z, here are fifty - count 'em - fifty Sharpe titles that I guarantee Richard Cornwell will never write. Grab a thesaurus and create your own Sharpe adventure!
Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Complete
Never Trust A Blonde reviews
All right, I admit it! Jane Seymour is just a stupid blonde and she's constantly scheming how to go behind Anne Boleyn's back. So read this steamy little fem/slash story and see if you can figure out which queen is using which. Rated T for incredibly steamy situations and *implied* slash
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Blue reviews
Jane Seymour is poised to triumph over Anne Boleyn. But how much is her triumph really worth? As the lustful king takes his pleasure, two beautiful women face the truth in very different ways. Please comment nicely!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2018 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour - Complete
Rejected Star Trek Scripts reviews
Just some over-the-top time-travel ideas from my computer that didn't work out. Please comment nicely if you'd like to see more!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/13/2018 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
She's Not You reviews
Wicked Anne Boleyn is dead and Harry is happy with gentle Jane Seymour. Yet sometimes, late at night, Harry can't help thinking and dreaming of Anne. This sexy little one shot is based on the Elvis Presley classic, "She's Not You." Rated T for some very intimate details of royal lovemaking and desire!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2018 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour - Complete
Falling To Ruin reviews
Set a short time after the "Second Sons" episode in Season Three. Queen Cersei has finally had enough of Margaery Tyrrell's perky personality, clever schemes and naked ambition. Margaery thinks she can handle the older woman, but over wine and conversation things take a most unexpected turn! Rated T for some mild femslash and some adult themes and language.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Margaery T., Cersei L., Joffrey B.
Judgment At Dachau reviews
Unforgivable evil happened here, long ago. But as a new day dawns at Dachau Concentration Camp, a new kind of criminal meets his final judgment . . . in the Twilight Zone! Rated T for disturbing violence and adult themes.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Complete
A Man Has A Bad Day reviews
A man is fed up with a girl's mistakes. A man wants to wear his favorite mask and have some fun! A very short one-shot, this is the alternate ending to a great Season Six episode, "The Broken Man." Rated T for some skeezy, sleazy, teen-sex innuendo and some pointed political satire. Please comment nicely!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2017
Child's Play reviews
Anne Boleyn's naughty behavior means trouble for her sister Mary - trouble she can't resist! A silly bit of very mild fem/slash, rated T just to be on the safe side. Please comment nicely!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 7/8/2015
The Queen's Takeover reviews
Bankrupt businessman Ned Stark's mysterious death has left his family disgraced and penniless - but wicked CEO Cersei has plans for his daughter Sansa! This is an AU Game of Thrones story, set in the dog-eat-dog financial world of modern London. Rated T for adult situations and sex to follow!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2017
Tom Petty In Hell
This is an AU Clockwork Orange story where fallen rock legend Tom Petty is a bad, bad, boy just like Alex - only his "treatment" takes place in Hell! Really follows the movie closely, but still has lots of original violence and horror! Rated T for adult language, violence, and disturbing themes.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Published: 10/6/2017
The Golden Leaf reviews
Left at home while the Fellowship faces danger, Arwen dreams of making a difference. A mysterious gift comes to her in her sleep, offering her the chance for danger and romance. But will it prove a blessing or a curse? Now a continuing story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Arwen U., Galadriel
Nucky's Endless Nightmare
The world he built has crumbled, and his soul has taken flight. What horrific images haunt Nucky Thompson in those final seconds on the Boardwalk? Based on the major events of Season Five, rated T for sex, violence and language.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Chalky W., Gillian D., Nucky T. - Complete
The Golden Temptress reviews
Did you know there's not one TUDORS story about Lady Eleanor Luke? Seduced by the king, humiliated by the queen, tossed out of court like reeking garbage . . . it's time for golden-haired Lady Eleanor to have her revenge!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Eleanor Luke, Thomas Cromwell
The Last Sixties Chick reviews
Cartman and the boys are sitting through another boring presentation at school - when suddenly the guest speaker freaks out and things become very psychedelic and bizarre. Rated T for South Park style violence and profanity!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2016
Opie's Big Score reviews
Opie wants in on SAMCRO's next big score. But as usual, Jax isn't sure his best friend can handle it! Basically it's every episode of Season One, only everyone acts retarded and there are a lot of stupid jokes about beer and sex. Rated T for obvious reasons!
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2016
Bruce's Boycott reviews
Cartman's snide remarks about Mr. Garrison's sex change get the whole class in trouble - but then Bruce Springsteen comes to town, and things get ugly and twisted in a hurry! Rated T for mean jokes about aging rock stars, sexual prejudice, and for graphic self-inflicted violence with a knife!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2016
Brutus: The Rise To Power reviews
Loyal son Brutus is shackled to his role as Rome's "noble man" - until he decides to break on through! Will he succeed in his ruthless rise to power? Begins with the Season Two premiere. Rated T for steamy sex, violence, and language. Please review!
Rome - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012
Without Earmuffs reviews
"Dear girl, you can't do that - it's like listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!" Suave, sophisticated James Bond thought his wisecrack was pretty funny - until four sexy young super-villains gave him a very hard day's night! Just a fun little story, rated T for adult language and implied sex.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Complete
The Stone Puritan reviews
A stone Puritan is nobody's friend! This story is where I rip on Nathaniel Hawthorne's slow, boring classic novel, HOUSE OF THE SEVEN GABLES, by pretending it's really THE STONE KILLER, a Seventies dirty-cop movie starring Charles Bronson. Tons of humor and a few mild sexual references.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Complete
Anybody's Unchained reviews
No matter how hard she fights to fit in, Anybody's is still an unwanted outcast. But all Maria has to do is start crying and guys fall all over themselves to be nice to her. Well, this time it's gonna be different. Very different, get it? A brief, extremely violent story with a happy ending. Rated T for all the violence.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Complete
Never Say Die, Uncle Hank! reviews
Walt Jr. is tired of being pitied, tired of being ignored. So when his bedridden uncle puts him down, the crippled boy snaps and takes revenge! This is a dark and twisted story, with very disturbing violence, based on some classic movies and a brief Season 3 conversation. Please comment nicely!
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015
He's Out Of Control reviews
Jimmy McNulty has always been a cop on the edge. But one day his mind snaps and the Barksdale crew have no choice but to call his friends in to take him to a quiet place. This is a very funny story, but don't expect it to make much sense. Just listen to the theme song from THE WIRE and sing along! Rated T for language.
Wire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
Unanswered Prayers reviews
Lady Jane Rochford has a bad feeling about how Catherine's carefree reign of pleasure will ultimately end. Just a brief, sexy one-shot taken from "Something For You," my favorite episode in Season Four. Rated T for talk of steamy sex!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Catherine Howard
EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS III: The Madness of Eddie Wilson reviews
First there was EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS, about a rock and roll guy who had it all and vanished into the night. Then there was EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS II: EDDIE LIVES about how Eddie Wilson reclaimed his fame, only to find it stale and bitter. This . . . this is the final chapter. Eddie purifies rock and roll his way. I do not own Eddie Wilson. I'm just a dreamer!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
Damsels And Dragons reviews
Now a continuing story! Miranda is falling for Andy, hard. But she's as icy as ever! Meanwhile Andy is confused by her feelings, both for Miranda and for a powerful older man with some dark secrets of his own. Will love win out in the end?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/28/2011
We Wear The Mask
This is what a typical day at the Doll House looks like from Boyd's point of view. It's inspired by "We Wear The Mask" by Paul Laurence Dunbar. And it's also a sexy little tribute to Faith from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! Rated T for some teen humor and sexual references.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Adelle D., Boyd L. - Complete
A Runway Ghost Story reviews
Andy's unsettling encounter with a ghost gets Miranda out of a real jam! No slash, but a lot of spooky thrills, plus a real look at Andy's resourceful personality, quick thinking, and her total devotion to RUNWAY magazine. And to Miranda of course! Rated T for disturbing themes, and some profanity.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2015
The Long, Slow Death of Don Draper reviews
For years he'd played the game, selling his soul a little bit at a time. Then one day Don Draper just snapped. He'd seen something happen, something vile. And instead of trying to stop it he'd done nothing. Nothing at all! This is an ugly and painful story, so be warned. Rated T for brutal violence, rape, and suicide. Also racial prejudice and hopeless despair.
Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014
Headache reviews
Harry has told her they are through - and this time, he really seems to mean it. But even alone and in despair, Anne Boleyn has a few tricks up her sleeve! A very sexy one shot, rated T for steamy language and sexual references.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn - Complete
Kenny's Tight And Crispy Butt Hole
Are you tired of sweet, sensitive South Park stories? Here's a story that's just like the show, raw and dirty and full of politically incorrect potty humor. Rated T for some pretty typical swearing!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2014
But On The Other Hand Baby reviews
Why can't he be ruthless and end this madness? Why can't he get rid of the woman who excites him like no other? Harry's thoughts about Anne at the end of "Matters of State," put into modern and very sexy language with a little help from Mr. Ray Charles!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2014
The Last Temptation of Susan reviews
Queen Susan of Narnia never regretted her break-up with cruel, spoiled Prince Rabadash. But when magic sends her to a strange world ruled by dinosaurs, she's forced to team up with the sexy dark prince. Can lightning strike twice?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Rabadash
Without Regret reviews
Season Five, at the Car Wash. Skylar is giving Walt the evil eye and Jesse finally snaps. A short and powerful one shot. Rated T for brutal violence and language.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
And The Children Shall Groove
Remember the classic Trek episode, AND THE CHILDREN SHALL LEAD? This story is just like that - except the monster controlling the kids is not some fat guy but sexy rock legend Jim Morrison of the doors. Rated T for outrageous teen humor and fun!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Complete
The Height Of Her Power reviews
The saga is now complete! How Anne Boleyn lost her head and her heart to a voluptuous innocent with big boobs and golden-hair named Jane Seymour. Tons of humor, some mild f/f slash, and a very happy ending. Rated T for wicked scheming and steamy royal sex!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour
Cordelia Cuts Class reviews
Spoiled, obnoxious Cordelia cuts class and unearths big trouble for Sunnydale! Will Cordy ever learn to care about others? Will Buffy save her in time? This story is set in Season One, prior to the events in Prophecy Girl. Rated T for safety.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Buffy S., Cordelia C. - Complete
A Clockwork Zhena reviews
Janelle was a criminal - brainwashed by the state to be the perfect wife. Frank Alexander was an angry man looking for answers. Their story is filled with passion, political intrigue, violence, hatred, and the ghosts of the past.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - F. Alexander
Inga The Invincible reviews
Pretty little Katherine Howard keeps getting into trouble - so the King finds a strict Swedish housekeeper to look after her. But there's more to Inga than meets the eye!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Catherine Howard, King Henry VIII
The War Is Over reviews
Rhett and Scarlett argue over some of her shady business dealings - and as usual dark-eyed, knowing Rhett gets the upper hand. A slightly steamy one-shot that is just for fun. Please review!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Rhett B., Scarlett O. - Complete
Smell My Fingers reviews
Miranda gives Andy a quick lesson in time management, which quickly spirals into a series of steamy encounters!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Lights Out For Jimmy reviews
Young Jimmy Darmody thought he knew all the answers - till Nucky and the gang set him straight! This is a very goofy story, and it's meant to be funny. So please review!
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Jimmy D., Nucky T. - Complete
Arwen And The Sorceress reviews
The saga is now complete! This is the story of how Arwen Evenstar journeyed south to the sinful city of Zin Zaraboob, how she overcame the foul sorceress Zuleika, and how she won the love of the fierce pirate Ling Kray. Rated T for some sensuality!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Arwen U., Galadriel - Complete
The Highland Terror reviews
Kolchak uncovers terror in the new sewer system - but the killer is wielding a Scottish sword from the days of Bonnie Prince Charlie! Rated T for extreme potty humor and some sexual references.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - C. Kolchak, A. Vincenzo - Complete
A Most Amazing Girl reviews
Andy's tender heart gets her in big trouble - and Miranda makes a surprising decision about her future. Politics, drama, and just a hint of heartwarming romance.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Just One Glass reviews
Just one glass of champagne sends Polly Parker spinning into an endless nightmare. But is Polly really just an innocent victim? Chilling Twilight Zone horror, rated T for mature themes, drugs, sex and alcohol.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Leaving Here In Misery reviews
Tom is finally fed up, and he has a few things to tell Summer! This is a tribute to Ringo, and to a little movie called BRICK, also starring the incredibly talented Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Rated T for language.
(500) Days of Summer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Island of Lost Souls reviews
Andy and Miranda run off to a tropical island together - only this island has some chilling secrets! A totally shameless rip-off of an old horror classic, but with plenty of Andy and Miranda humor and warmth. Mild f/f too!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Kalends Of February reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if Vorenus hadn't stupidly run home and left Caesar hanging? This is ROME Season One finale, with some very nasty humor but a very happy ending!
Rome - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Proud Mary reviews
Princess Mary hates silly Catherine Howard. Then one holy night the two enemies form an unexpected bond.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Princess Mary, Catherine Howard - Complete
Esther And The Tiger reviews
Who is Esther? A loving wife, a beautiful queen, or a servant of the Lord? A fun, fluffy sequel to the Book of Esther, featuring shapeshifting tigers, sexy palace intrigue and romance. Please read and review!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - King Axexertes, Queen Esther - Complete
Midnight Shift reviews
Ever wonder what Nate thinks about Andy working late with Miranda night after night? Well, here's the answer - sexy, touching and of course very romantic. It's also a tribute to the late great Buddy Holly!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
It Hurts Me Too reviews
Fiery Anne Boleyn clashes with icy Thomas Cromwell - the result is an affair of unforgettable passion. A blues inspired songfic with steamy sensuality and adult situations.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell
An Amazing Day reviews
Mary Tudor hates her new stepmother - but in this story, Anne Boleyn is not all bad. A warm, fluffy tale of friendship, forgiveness, and fun.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Anne Boleyn, Princess Mary - Complete
Playing Robin Hood reviews
Andrea always wanted to be Maid Marian, the girl in the Robin Hood stories. But when she falls asleep, Robin is nowhere in sight - and cruel Miranda is the Sheriff of Nottingham!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Anne's Secret Lover reviews
The centuries couldn't keep them apart - Anne Boleyn and Jim Morrison, together again for the first time!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII - Complete
To Please A Princess reviews
Andy. Miranda. A black bikini. Need we say more? Adorable one-shot with very mild femslash.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
You've Got A Lucky Face reviews
Professor Eric Boner is the world's biggest Beatle fan. But hero-worship comes with a steep price - in the Twilight Zone! Adult situations and language, brief disturbing violence.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
My Name Is Hadassah reviews
Queen Esther of Persia loves her gorgeous royal husband - and her glamorous new life. But can the queen be true to her king, her people - and her God?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Queen Esther, King Axexertes - Complete
Some People Grow reviews
Snoop Dogg's coming to dinner - and Andy's taking the heat! No slash, but a lot of drama, and some surprising revelations.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Cartman's Royal Drama reviews
Cartman's sexy presentation on English history blows the lid off feminism's darker side. Meantime Kyle suffers through a dating crisis of his own. No slash - just South Park madness at its best!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Another Word For Living reviews
Bill the Butcher has death in store for Amsterdam -- and something worse for Jenny! Intense violence, racial language.
Gangs of New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Charlie's Love Nest reviews
Being married to Charles Foster Kane is easy - if you're a woman of firm principle.
Citizen Kane - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
