Collection of shorts involving all our favourite heroes, most being light hearted and humorous. Anthology. Enjoy.

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Sort of Co-Written with ExadireNight. After Pythor had ruthlessly stabbed Cole, the Earth ninja had began training to become a better ninja and ends up finding out something strange about himself. Lava-Shipping

Jake and the gang mets a new kid a witch named Raven Jake soon fall for him but witch law says Dragons and witches can't fall in love and who is after Raven say about this slash don't read if don't like mpreg

A look at the first few months the team is together. The Final Chapter is finally here! What awaits the team back on Shuggazoom? What will happen to the part of the city they've been calling home?

Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.

When Sam gets changed into a sparkling he becomes the responsibility of the last two Autobots that anyone expected. Rated M just to be safe.

#136: Robots have no life of their own... Or do they?

"What better way is there to teach the Autobots about Earth culture than to introduce them to April Fools' Day?"

After Sonic's parents are murdered, he devoted his life to killing the creatures that did it. In the present time he has killed many of the creatures but on one night one takes its own revenge on him and kills his Uncle and curses him. How will Sonic cope with his new problem? Will he still be the hunter he has always been? Or will he be the one that's hunted this time? HIATUS!

I knew it, knew it, knew it; how could I've let myself do that to Bella when I KNEW she was in heat? I tried to tell her but failed and now I found myself in this predicament. Bella was going to KILL me when she found out she was pregnant. Jacob/Bella.

It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?

When Will's neighbor, Soldier, offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?

Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!

2009 Movieverse POST Egypt - Optimus Prime experiences the trials of human and Transformer reproduction. Mpreg, slash, non-explicit adult stuff. Optimus PrimexUltra Magnus. Ch10 - Sharks, sand, surf and kisses.

2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?

The autobots had never experinced snow, until after a heavy snowstorm they find themselves in the middle of a winter wonderland. When Sam then decides to visit Bumblebee for the winter break, the pair get up to much mischief. Something sinister is however looming over the horizon, something that may force them apart. Will Sam's hold on Bumblebee be enough?

Driven away from home by jealousy and loneliness, Spike finds himself in the cave of a rather large dragon. However, instead of attacking, the great beast takes him under his wing, teaching him to become a proper, vicious dragon, filling the

When Sonic makes a difficult decision, it changes everything. Sacrifices are made, promises aren't kept, and weakness is found in unexpected places. Sonic fights against the darkness in himself, and finds he may not want to win against it. AU set after Sonic Unleashed. The first few chapters are being revised and rewritten.

Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.

Charlie Kenton is called back from extended leave of absence for a special project with the PPDC, a project that requires he has a strong drift-compatible copilot… but he never expected this pilot to be his abandoned son Max. Together they are given an experimental jaeger, Atom Dancer, with an AI of incomparable strength. Together, a band of castoffs, they try to save the world.

Saphira awakes from a night she can't remember, sick, hungover, and pregnant? Can she and Eragon escape the clutches of those who want her eggs and figure out who did this to her, or will they fly straight into the hands of people who would hurt them most?

This is a request for SingingHummingBird10. This is Jai Jay and Kai 50 sentence Drabble!

"I'd like to see a fic where Bruce is Hulking-out over random things and he and the Hulk get to know each other better." I'm paraphrasing, but JayNinjaOfLightning15, your wish is my command. Swearing. All Avengers feature. And the latest chapter has serious IM3 spoilers. You've been warned enough now. Don't get upset if I ruin it for ya.

Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.

This fic will cater to your ever Avengers needs! Request pairings and scenarios and I shall write them at will. Rated T for variant ratings in chapters Request in reviews or on my page. This will be full of crack, fluff, and everything Avengers.

After flying for some time, an alarming accident forces the group to delay their journey for a brief rest, Though it does not go as expected as the team awakens to find a shade amongst them.

In which Chip is missing, Sonic isn't really himself at night and Tails is in way over his head. Misunderstandings can be harsh — Somewhat of an Unleashed adaption.

"Somewhere, in the back of my mind, I knew this day would come. That doesn't make it any easier..." One-shot. Kind of depressing.

"Wait," she told the official. "I want to be married to all of him." Bruce Banner never thought that the woman he would marry would also be marrying another guy at the same time. But if she's okay with it, so is he. Bruce/Darcy

A one-shot, based off the song Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace. Sonic is still a werehog, and he still is reaking havoc on the city. Will he be able to control himself? Or will he be consumed by this other him?

"Tony was in his natural environment, and Bruce felt like he just stepped into an alternate reality. Tony was finally going to get him to strut." Series of related one-shots with Tony/Bruce and Bruce/Tony. Same Universe as "Bubblegum Saturdays and Whispered Names". M for a reason.

She thought she might even trust him already, as much as she could bring herself to trust anyone that wasn't Clint and didn't used to be Coulson. This is really more of a team fic, but it has vague hints towards Science Boyfriends, so.

10 short ficlets that explore the relationship between Bruce and Tony, post-movie. Now with 5 exploring the friendship between Tony and the Hulk!

After getting a case of mistaken identify, Tony kidnaps Peter to Stark Tower to introduce him to the team. No warnings or spoilers. Chapter 3: It's time for some quality uncle Tony time.

Percy turned into a girl! WHAT! Zeus, Posiden, Hades, Apollo and Hermes are falling for her. Wait, what dose Luke and mr. D want. Please tell me Kronos stays away. Hopfuly you deside and how he would come! ooc

What started off as a wonderful Saturday is ruined when Tony is kidnapped by probably the most annoying person he's ever met. Obviously, this pisses Bruce off. Hulk's got some smashing to do. Light Tony/Bruce.

In which Loki's head really does contain a bag full of cats and Bruce Banner and Tony Stark react accordingly. CRACK.

What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!

Poor Bruce can't leave anybody's radar…

Four times it was Bruce's fault and one time it was Tony's

"Are you serious, Tony?" Bruce quirked a brow, not bothering to hide the wide grin that just got wider when Tony did a little shimmy up to him. "This is going to make me relax?" Tony/Bruce.

"He was a 'mate for life' kind of person, and he knew all of this was pointless. He had already met his match, and now it was just a matter of time before he dropped the charade and attempted the impossible." Tony/Bruce

On the dreadful cliche "holiday", with Tony determined to piss her off, Natasha has a heart to heart with the big green monster.

Someone changes Bruce's phone wallpaper. He's pretty sure he knows who, but since no one will admit to it, he has to resort to enacting revenge on everyone. T for swearing. I think there's swearing. Everyone features.

Tony tries to show Bruce that he deserves to be loved just like everyone else.

Pepper *told* Tony it was a bad idea to do an article on his life saving the world with the Avengers. Don't ever let him tell you otherwise.

SCIENCE BOYFRIENDS... before the boyfriends bit. Written for a prompt on Tumblr, this story features a recently De-Hulked Bruce Banner being comforted by our favourite Man of Iron, Tony Stark. Bruce's POV of chapter four of "You and Me", can be read without that though!

In which Bruce and Tony flirt through science

Tony suffers from horrible migraines that put everything in his life on hold when they occur. Bruce and the rest of the team step in to take care of him. Pre-Slash

Five times where Tony forced Bruce to do something against his will, and the one time he forced back. A Tony/Bruce series of short fics. EPILOGUE IS NOW UP. THANKS EVERYONE!

Stupidly cute fluff abound. Nothing but a big ol' puppy pile with the Earth's Mightiest Heroes p

Tony is kidnapped - Bruce isn't happy. Neither is the Hulk. Pepper, JARVIS and Black Widow sideline. Chaos ensues.

Thor had a date. Natasha took him shopping for clothes. Clint leant him Tony's money. And Loki tried his best to sabotage the whole thing. All characters. Swearing. Fairly long, but I can't split it up into chapters right. And I had to beta and repost.

Slash. During a holiday in Japan, Sam gets cursed into a nekomata. When he returns home, the Autobots start to feel attracted to him but the Decepticons too? With both factors chasing him, it doesn't help when his cat side feels the same. EveryoneXSam

'No, he thought, thank you. For helping me to understand.' Post credits. A quick, introspective one shot about Dr. Bruce Banner's new life after Loki's attack. Bruce/Tony sciencebros, but mostly Bruce.

Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.

There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.

While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.

The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!

Ever wondered how the Hulk's trousers expand with him when he transforms? Ensemble fic. Humour and crack! Spoiler-free if you haven't seen the film yet.

Bruce Banner is a hostage on a cable car dangling above East River. Can Black Widow save him in time? One-shot.

Zane forever, but not in the sense you'd think. I REGRET NOTHING, including the tears you may or may not shed, or the frown you might pull.

You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...

Sonic's curse is really making him feel more emotions than usual. And in this night he seems to realize just how dangerous his curse is to his friends. Oneshot. first time doing P.O.V.

Sonic is walking through the woods when he is attacked and bitten by a wolf. The next full moon, he transforms into a Werehog. Now his friends must help before the curse consumes him and makes Sonic and uncontrollable monster.

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."

X-over Complete one-shot: Requested by Aniay. Charlie, Bailey, Max, and Atom are warped myseriously into another universe, where Cybertronians have crashed onto the Earth. What changes does Atom undergo with Wheeljack around? No slash.

TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...

Toothless should reproduce, he needs to... but he feels that he's the only Night Fury left. So magic forces him to reproduce with another suitable partner. Mpreg DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! NO FLAMES PLS... Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Mof Night S .

Ben being Ben. 83 times. How much better could it get?

TRADE: transforming isn't always what it's cracked up to be

Draco wants Harry. Like half of the male population on Hogwarts... Draco's horny and Harry's clueless. Put three plotting ex-students in the mix and you get a new hell.

Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.

Max mistakes Atom as lonely, and after rebuilding Noisy Boy, Atom is worried that he'll be replaced. Surprisingly, friendships can start in robots as well. Slight Noisy BoyxAtom if you catch it.

The words Get Up changed everything.

A collection of drabbles about the movie Real Steel. Contains spoilers, don't read if you haven't seen the movie. Update, story has been moved from Misc.Movies to 'Real Steel' in Movies section.

When Max fell off the cliff, his heart immediately stopped working. When he pulled him into his embrace, Charlie knew that it would be harder to let his son go. Post Movie, oneshot.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

The title says it all. This clearly isn't going well.

Some missing/additional moments between Max and Charlie.

It's been ten years since the attack, but the pain will never completely go away. A memorial fic for September 11.

There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.

"Does anyone else find it strange that no one around here knows the secret identities of Batman or Robin?" Wally wants to know what the secret is behind the masks of the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder.

G1 Complete: Optimus and Elita have not seen in each other for eons. They are together, and are having a moment, when someone interrupts them, and wants them to 'entertain' him. OP x Elita-1. Request for MissCHSparkles

Hulk finds a kitty. But it seems to act more like a baby to him, so he decides to take care of it.

Shadow and Sonic were having a battle till Sonic transform into a WereHog and things get all spicy and hot. *Contains Yaoi so you been Warn! NO FLAMES* ONE SHOT STORY&Complete*

Britt teaches Kato how to swim. / Britt/Kato, slash, fluff, one-shot

Yeah, i can see good things coming from this! Humor in all its "Rathmatical" glory! I believe I am done with this one, fans. Thank you to everyone who has read, reviewed, and followed this particular group of one shots! COMPLETE!

StarVix's baby universe. When Sonic gets turned werehog day and night due to the blue moon he thought that nothing else could go wrong, right? How about having to babysit your baby turned friends, when they seriously fear you?

Robin and Kid Flash kidnap Superboy's shirt and Aqualad is just along for the ride. What could possibly go wrong?

Sequel to SMALL News. Baby number two is on the way!

After Bumblebee punishes a very, very naughty Sam, the two explore the the sexual side of metal and flesh relations!

When Jake gets sick, there isn't much anyone can do about it, but why is this time so much different from the last? And why does his Dad seem to have all the answers?

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Manny and friends get turned in to cats after trying to stop Sartana and her grandson Django from stealing a ancient staute that turns people into cats. Will Manny and friends find a way to change back or is it going to be paw liking and catnaps for life?

Four years later, Toph finally gets her life-changing field trip with Zuko. A series of sentimental drabbles and scenes with my two favorite characters. UPDATE: BONUS CHAPTER is up! COMPLETE!

Bumblebee feels alone and bored,he wants his Mommy but she'll never come home. Then he meets a mysterious mech Megatron who gives him a "special" gift.

The story of how Sam's life changed after he met the Transformers and the events that he shared with them.

Shadow sighed, knowing he'd have a few new additions to pick up at the store: 1 One massive, steel beam cage. 2 One very large, unbreakable muzzle. And 3 A way to stop his Werehog from humping his leg. What a shopping list...SONADOW. IN CURRENT HIATUS.

Drabble collection with content ranging from pointless fluff to flat-out insanity. #9 A tale of betrayal and dieting. Mandarin/Otto friendship.

Random smut. Hide from children, adults, and cats. they will all find the content . . . bad for people your age. if you are "OF AGE" to read this then go nuts. Send in ideas and details and i will creat a Frida smut for you. i own NOTHING

2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!

Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!

Bumblebee talks through the radio. This can be fun... Bumblebee wreaks havoc on his fellow comrades through his unique way of speaking. Chapter 17: Arcee and Bee want a new room to themselves.... Humor-romance. Bumblebee/Arcee

Jacob loves Bella,but finds himself unable to protect her when she needs him most.He decides to look past the fact that Bella is now a "Bloodsucker", but the Cullens and the pack will do anything to get them apart. BellaXJacob/BellaXEdward.

Did you ever wounder how the other bots found bee the last sparkling? Plz read and review this is my first transformers movie fic.

Sequel to Wings. Age old enemies return to create new problems for the dragonified Autobots. But how will they deal with these challenges and others when their greatest source of strength is... Gone?

A mech freed from literal sex slavery finds himself running from his saviors to the arms of his captors. Some suggestive and mature content. Mentioned Slash and Mpreg. Ever so slight language

A song fic. Bubblegum is dating Ricardo nad Finn has starge feeling, oh well, don't like don't read. NO FLAMES!Rated T for mention of Making out and hints of Sex

This is something i wrote for a contest of DA so i put it up on here..i dont own the characters

Pure Pepperony smut. YAY! Not for the kiddies.

Toothless found himself another Night Fury - a baby girl Night Fury. Hiccup, naturally, took charge of the unpredictable little beast, but they had more than her to worry about. Her origins now plunged both dragon and rider into a dangerous journey. R&R!

Dragon mating season is a magical time for all. Hiccup and Toothless are going to find out just how special. Not your average mating fic. Yaoi, Mpreg, Toothless x Hiccup

Frenzy brings home the worst pet ever.

Hiccup might be a newborn legend, he might be a genius at training dragons... But when it comes to waking up on weekends he's just like every other teenager... we all need our little incentives, don't we?

There's Astrid, and then there's pregnant Astrid... Hiccup wasn't sure he had ever been this terrified before in his life. AxE oneshot

2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.

It is awful hard to fall asleep when two big green eyes are glaring at you from the end of the bed...

ProwlXBee fanfiction based on the song Meteor Shower by Owl City! Serious fluff warning, I was in a fluffy mood. Don't like slash? Don't read! Please read and review!

Set after Unleashed. After an accident on Windmill Isle, Sonic the Hedgehog is trapped beneath collapsed rubble and can't get out. The Werehog could have lifted the debris easily, but was that strength really worth the prize he had to pay for it...?

Something that popped into my mind after reading another story... What would Megatron's Dream looks like? The Decepticons victorious, the Autobots enslaved, Optimus as megatron's pet? Look inside to see! SLASH! STICKY! MPREG! Now a Series of One-Shots.

2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime and Elita One attempt to cheer up Ironhide. WARNING: Threesome within! Pure smut alert! Sticky! Ch.6 - Optimus, Ironhide and Elita continue their threesome. Ironhide brings toys. Optimus experiments.

After having a big fight, Sam and Bumblebee wish that they wished the others person knew how their lives are. The next day both of their lives have changed. Set after ROTF

All Sam wanted was a dragon. One dragon. What he got was an entire race at war... Over humanity. Damn it. Sequel is up!

Sideways and Demolishor get up to prank-call mischeif! Short, but swearingly sweet :D Rated T for language, sexual hints.

Megatron is a Bloodclan cat so is all the other 'cons and bots. Megatron is a father and starscream is a female Bloodcat, read to find out to find out to what happens to all your favorite animated transformers.

title says it all

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

A parody of the Phineas and Ferb theme song that I wrote yesterday when my brothers were watching the show and I was bored. It's well, I think it's a piece of crud since I was on a sugar high when I wrote it but that's up to you to decide.

Whatever happened to the X-box bot? Here is my take on it! I hope you all like fluffy Baby Transformer goodness!

An alternate ending for "the hunt". Disclaimer: I do not own American Dragon Jake Long or any characters. It's my first fanfic so R&R

Every growing boy has problems with their hormones,but when you're super powered like Jake Long, the American Dragon or Manny Rivera,also known as El Tigre, your hormones get super enhanced as well. lets see how they react in this quirky tale. M/M

Bee is turned femme and gets pregnant, Ironhide is a super cute daddy, sparklings create havoc, Ratchet gets sick, the twins are the twins and Prowl has an Awwww moment. JOY! RatchetxIronhide BeexThumper MolliexOptimus? Holy cow

River never felt at home in the wilds of Cimarron. For one, he's got to try and live up to everyone's expectations, and having a living ledgend for a father isn't exactly easy. So he goes his own way...I suck at summeries, so just read it XP. REVIEW PLS!

The war between the Autobots and Decepticons was inevitable, but perhaps peace is not so hard to find after all. Or rather, peace is not so hard to make. One Shot, multiple pairings, m/m, m/f, mpreg, OCs.

Sam and Bumblebee share a hot drive together as part of their secret sexual relationship.

07. Without the AllSpark, there's still a chance for the species survival. But it rests on the chassis of two femmes: One's a freak from hell - the other's too scared to show herself. FrenzyXRatchet "Promise Not To Tell" spin-off

TFA: Jazz’s lust for Bumblebee slowly consumes him.

More fun for the family! please note that the werewolves in twilight were not what they seemed

This the story one how Manny inherted his Belt Buckle and became El Tigre for the first time.

Becoming the 10th Vongola boss wasn't easy. It required enhanced senses and skill that Tsuna was learning at a slow pace. But when the boy can't sense a change in himself; that's when he has to worry. 8027 ; Two Shot

Movie verse: After one of Wheeljacks inventions go wrong, big surprise, those closest are turned into something every body fears... the oppisite sex. Now the autobots have to learn to live with the changes whether they like it or not. DISCONTINUED!

Edward dominates over the obdient mutt. Jacob sucumbs to the leech.

Just how soft is Silver's chest, anyways? Sonic/Silver fluff, with some hints of Shadow/Sonic.

Saphira finds a mate, but will she accept him?

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

Once a month, a great evil arises in many humans and elves. More specifically, the females. Saphira just doesn't know any better.

TF Animated - Slo-Mo’s back and she has a new timepiece and an evil plan that will soon put Sari’s baby-sitting skills to the ultimate test!

07 movie!verse. Thanks to the pairing generator, we now have these crack!stories. Chapter 11: Ironhide/Bee. The final chapter in this collection, dealing with the birth of their sparkling, the miracle of life, and the WTFness of a certain Prime/? pairing.

Tony's antics finally break the tension. Fluffy Pepperony smut

Accidents happen everyday! You drop a caludron, rip your robes on a branch. But how many times do you accidently spill love potion all over one of your best mate? RL/SB slash, don't like, don't read!

Hope lies in the hands of a human. Again. Bumblebee falls in love, a squirrel gets squished, Ironhide gets Ratchet pregnant, babies are cute and a talking car gets constipated. I'm back! Did you miss me? MikaelaxSam RatchetxIronhide BumblebeexOC

Chapter 4 Summary: Ironhide 'scores' Bumblebee has a holoproblem Sam and Jazz give a demo Optimus accepts a challenge. Rated NC17 for holosmut, pseudo mechsmut.

Jazz gets a little help from Glen, and Ironhide sees some noncombat action. Warning: This is NC17. Smut alert! Contains humanholo smut. AN This is yet another followup to the previous crackfics.

Jake, Trixie, and Spud are entering their senior year of high school. Things between Trixie and Spud are finally heating up, but a new bad boy might mess things up.

raven and beast boy. porn.

Danny has a run in with what he believes to be a ghost, but she's actually a Goddess! She swears vengeance upon Danny Phantom. He shrugs it off until he realizes that her vengeance comes complete with genderswapping madness.Can he survive? Doubt it.

.ON HOLD. An article appears in the paper that turns Harrys world upside down. Knowing that most of the article is true, Harry fears seeing his friends and the Order. But life has to go on and Harry returns to school to face the music. MPREG, RLHP