Bang You're Deadhide bio
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 Author has written 14 stories for Wicked, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Twilight. Hi anyone who's crazy enough to read this page, I'm usually an orginal fiction writer but in a moment of madness got distracted from my novel and thought these stories up. AHHHHHHHH why did I start so many stories? I might actually have to think (ahhh). :P It is totally random whenever I update so enjoy the surprise! :P What is with me and all my smilies, oh I do love them so. This probably makes me sound crazy but really what else am I meant to write on a page that no one reads. If someone, apart from Dee, reads this please PM me with any ideas on what the hell I should write on this page. Bang You're Dead :P x PS All my stories are dedicated to my crazy friend Dee who always looks out for me and loves everything I've written even if its rubbish x |
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Fear the Moonlight by deeplyshallow reviews
You know something's deadly wrong when Galinda gets spots, Avaric squeals like a girl, Boq does a strip tease and Fiyero and Boq are caught making out… complete shameless parody
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010
Defying All Odds by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
"You could be wonderful." Elphaba accepts the Wizard's offer at Wonderful and lands in hot water with Glinda, Fiyero and Horrible Morrible. Will one night with Fiyero change her? For Good? AU
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Horrible: The Life and Times of Madame Morrible by deeplyshallow reviews
So much happened before Elphaba flew in... COMPLETED 26/09/10, Winner of 1st Place 2010 Greg Award for Best Angst and 2nd place for Best Overall.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,966 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - M. Morrible - Complete
Rules for the Tiggular Household by deeplyshallow reviews
Because with Elphaba's stubbornness and Fiyero's... lack of morals this family really needs some... Winner of 1st Place 2010 Greg Award for Most Humourous
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Wicked and the Attack of the Badfic Author by deeplyshallow reviews
They've faced Wizards, they've faced evil head teachers, they've faced Ozians with pitchforks, but can the Wicked crew face the greatest evil of them all - the badfic author?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Eleven Signs by webeta123 reviews
A list makes Fiyero finally realize something important...I wonder what...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Ultimate Disclaimer by ElphabaROCKS reviews
To all Wicked fans out there who desperately want to own Wicked, but can't, this is the song for you! Disclaimer song parody of I'm not that Girl. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Dancing through Forks by the epic storytellers reviews
When Elphaba, Galinda, Fiyero, Nessa, Boq and Avaric get sucked into Twilight nothing can ever be the same again... a joint fic by DeeplyShallow and Inkhandedlady. Winner of 1st Place 2009 Greg Award for Best Crossover.
Crossover - Wicked & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,739 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Mistake by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
What happens when Elphie and Fiyero wake up together? In bed. I've always wondered what would happen if they did...so I wrote this. Musicalverse. AU.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Beautiful Lies by mangaluver34 reviews
You're mine, Madame. Your life as you knew it is over. You came to me of your own free will, and you shall leave when it’s right by mine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
To Whatever End by crazybeagle reviews
I meant every word that I said earlier." "So did I." "I know you did, and that's the problem." A different take on "As Long As You're Mine."
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Valentines Day hater by TheMiniMenzel reviews
“Valentines day is stupid,” a seven year old Elphaba Thropp muttered.' A cute Fiyeraba Valentines Day fic! One shot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Angels of Darkness by Phantomrox87 reviews
Oneshot, Erik wins everything. First in a series of oneshots where which ever character it is on gets their own happy ending. Rated T for saftey
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Questions by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
How do I get myself into these situations? No, seriously. How? Never before have I awoken as an animated bag of straw. Still though, there’s a first time for everything."
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fiyero T.
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Since I Could Not Succeed by crazybeagle reviews
Oneshot. "No Good Deed", but with one big, heart-wrenching, non-musicalverse plot twist.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Charmingly Yours by Elphaba-Rose reviews
A series of letters between the Prince of Arjikis and his very own Wicked Witch of the West. Follows the musical. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Promises by The Last Duchess reviews
A follow up to Always. Forever. Never To be Parted. This is the story of what happens when Elphaba just can't stay away. ElphabaFiyero. Mostly musical, some book. Rated M for some adult content.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Always Forever Never To Be Parted by The Last Duchess reviews
What happened after Elphaba left the Emerald City the night she disappeared? An ElphabaFiyero story based mainly on the Musical but borrowing some details from the book.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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Fiyero's Nightmares reviews
As unsure of what to do about his feelings for Elphaba, Fiyero is plagued with terrible nightmares of being invisible, visiting Oz Vegos, getting married to the wrong women and even having to survive without electricity
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Fiyero T.
How to get World Peace? Use Fiyero! reviews
A thrilling adventure that brings the return of the two famous characters Dee and Deadie. It is now 3 months later and Fiyero is still tied to the same chair and the pair have come up with a new cunning plan, except this time its for world peace.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Fiyero T.
Dorothy the Skipper reviews
She thought he loved her, but as she watched him promise himself to another. She decided this was it, she would have or no-one would. There was only one person allowed to love him and IT WOULD BE HER!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dorothy G.
One Long Day reviews
The day before Elphaba and Galinda are meant to go to the Emerald City, Galinda gets food poisoned and Elphaba is forced, literally, into taking Fiyero with her instead. This one difference changes Oz forever.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Why me? reviews
Times were hard, some people turned to an unemployment agency and others turned to kidnapping a prince, plus a strange green skinned girl. But that girl couldn't help but ask why me?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
How we met reviews
Tucked up in bed, Elphaba and Fiyero's son Liir asked for a certain bedtime story, the story of how they met.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Endless Fate reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your life controlled by fate? If so, have you ever wondered whether you have the courage to bet that fate? That's what Fiyero has to do and he's determined to do it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Fiyero T.
Breaking the law reviews
Bella and Edward were finally together as a true couple should be, when a knock on the door changed everything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
An end for a better beginning reviews
After years of being with Fletcher the feelings she’d felt at the beginning had gradually disappeared. But what was worse was the feelings were being replaced by some surprising new ones. But she knew she couldn’t do it any longer, she had to tell him.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
After hours of a hard labour, Elphaba and Fiyero have a beautiful baby boy. But they have one problem, picking a name!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
How much for the hour? reviews
Living off his charms is not all its cracked up to be, is something that Fiyero knows well. Fiyero learned never to be suprised by anything, until one day he got the biggest surprise of all.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Fiyero T. - Complete
What do you want for your birthday? Him! reviews
Fiyero had waited all year for the day that was all about him, his birthday. But it didn’t exactly go according to plan and instead of getting presents he ended up as a present himself, while making two rather unusual acquaintances. Happy Birthday Dee!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fiyero T. - Complete
What If reviews
Have you ever done something and wished you could go back and change it? Elphaba has the chance to change one of the What Ifs in her life and change the world for the better
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Elphaba T., Wizard - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprises reviews
When Elphaba gets sent a gift on Valentine's Day everyone is surprised but no one more than herself. In a quest to find her sercet admirer or if she even has a sercet admirer she gets a much bigger surprise of her own
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
