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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.

This is my attitude against flamers.

If you don't like my stories, then f*ck off and make your own if you think you can do better.

Zodiac: Taurus/Boar

Fav. games: Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, Gears of War, Jak and Daxter, Spyro the Dragon

Fav. Manga/anime: One Piece, Dragon Ball (z)/GT

Fav. Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimerron, The Dark Crystal, Pride, The Road to El Dorado, The Lion King, Zombieland, Dragonheart, An American Tale, The Iron Giant, Fantasia, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Poccahontas, + much more.

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" I don't know if I should kiss you, or slap you. Mabey both just to be safe." ~ Bartelomeo from Assassin's Creed 2

Holy Devil! We are all gonna DI- wait, how can the devil be holy?" ~ me

Time is a great teacher, but it has a nasty habit of killing it's students.

I nodded at a bird and people DIE, Everywhere people DIE.

Assassin's Creed proves you don't need to wear black to be a ninja.

WARNING: Hay may contain Assassins!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Altair.

My mind has gone to Ezio's place, I don't think it's coming back.

Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.

If a turtle lost his shell, is he naked or homeless?

Why is there WTF in the week? ~ CyndarDragon

(Really, why is there WTF in the week?)

"Get back you weak minded fool! Avert your eyes or you'll go CRYSTAL CRAZY!!" ~ Dr. Cortex from Crash Bandicoot:Twinsanity

"Rest, Prepare, Cry in a corner, just make sure you do it quietly." ~ Malik from Assassin's Creed

Pyramid Head, scarring or scaring the souls out of everyone since 1992. :D

Evil cannot exist without Good, as Good cannot exist without Evil. But sometimes Evil can turn into Good, and Good can turn into Evil. ~ something from Cyndardragon's story 'Iron Pyramids'

random mugger pops out*

RM:Give me yo' money!

Me: I know Mexican Judo!

RM: Wtf is that?

Me: 'Judo' know if I have a gun or a knife.

James Sunderland: Why does EVERY monster here have BUTTS?! ~Silly Hill comic strip from EvilNixxon666

Fangirls, the only thing Pyramid Head is afraid of...no actually, every one is afraid of them. ~me

Vegeta gets blasted into a rock, creating a hole*

Goku: Hey, are you okay in there?

Vegeta: Yes, I'm FANFUCKINGTASTIC!! I'M SURROUNDED BY GUMDROPS AND ICE CREAM!"

Goku:Oooh, can I come in?

Vegeta: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream.

Vegeta goes into a meltdown* ~DBZ Abridged by teamfourstar

Frieza: Wha- What are you!?

Goku*takes epic stance* I AM the light in the darkness!

I Am the answer for all creatures who call out for Peace!

I Am hope for all living things!

holds up milk sign with a red X* I am lactose intolerant.

holds up picture of all 7 dragonballs* I can't count past seven D:

tries to write his name in the dirt with a stick* "I am illiterate!" DD:

Looks on his arm* I have fleas!(youtube fans are his fleas) o.o"

Shows off his muscular chest* I never have to shave! :3

I AM Batman! (?)

powers up to Super Saiyan and yells*ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU! ~ MsDBZBabe

WARNING: NEVER GIVE BROLY CHOCOLATE!!

Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes. ~ Dragon from Spyro:the Dragon

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My Sweetest Poison by Anendda Rysden reviews
Caught up in Wesker's mystery and intrigue, Claire slowly uncovers a grim secret that could change everything she knows about the man. Now she's falling in love with the Devil, and the line between good and evil has already begun to blur...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,950 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [A. Wesker, Claire R.] Chris R., Jill V.
Wesker's Favorite Things by Haveyouseenmyghost reviews
This is a Parody of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music, only from Albert Wesker's point of view. So far, people love it, but I would like some positive feed-back from more people. PLEASE review :D (Updated, also Chris's favorite things)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 2/5/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
More Than I Bargained For by Shelleythesnail reviews
"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ezio A.
Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Iron Pyramids by CyndarDragon reviews
The horrors of Tetsu's life led her to meet Pyramid Head, where they created a pact together; as long as she gave him friendship, he would give her protection from her torturers and allow her to roam the Nightmare Realm. But when the Cult in Silent Hill discovered this, Tetsu must put her life in his hands to survive.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,933 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Pyramid Head
Talon's Bridle by Era-Age reviews
She only knew horses: their hooves, mane, coat, diet... She didn't want to learn Assassins, but life as she knew it never smiled upon her. Altair/OC, rating may possibly change with future chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Altaïr
Zuleika's Creed by Lei-lassassin reviews
Set five years before the game Assassin's Creed, we follow the story of Leilah. When granted her wish to be an assassin, she struggles with her new life, haunted by dreams of gold light and blue mist. Is a world dominated by men too much for a mere woman?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,716 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008
Goku's Wish The Return of Broly by Hyperion184 reviews
Its been five years since the death of Majin Buu. Goku regrets the death of a past warrior and wishes that he was there now. Goku makes a wish to bring back...Broly! Rate and review please. My first story :D
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Brolly, Goku
Bah Bah Black Sheep by CyndarDragon reviews
No one expected Altair to get killed, but no one also expected his spirit to linger. Malik and a fellow novice must try to free Altair from Earth, but with all three of their souls getting thrown back and forth from a hellish dimension, sanity is a worry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Roommates by Envytastic reviews
This is a bit parodyish, Altair is out of control and gets a female roommate who he has to treat like he treats himself. Romance blooms! Asena is unlike other woman rude and stands up for herself. AltairxOC, no lemons, however a little bit perverted. This was my first ever fanfiction I wrote and the quality... is not that good... But I made people laugh with it!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Altaïr, OC] - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by CyndarDragon reviews
Nemo was a werewolf with nearly indestructible powers...and she was somehow transported into Assassin's Creed. Now trapped within Altair's world, the assassin has no choice but to be stuck with a wolf constantly on his heels as he ventures out on the quest to redeem himself while discovering more about this strange canine who gives her loyalty to him. A/N Lots of action
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,381 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Fable of an Eagle by GrimAltair24 reviews
I'm Renia, and I am a descendant of Ezio Auditore de Firenze. Why did he become an assassin? I never knew that this wild goose chase for answers would end up with me in 1191 A.D being threatened by a man who mysteriously looks like my friend Desmond. AC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Desmond M.
Wesker's New Life by Mawsh reviews
Wesker has killed Chris and Sheva, but before he can ensure Complete. Global. Saturation. he has a change of heart and decides to begin a new life for himself. Not so easy, however, when you are evil. Hilarity ensues and people die.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. Wesker
How To Piss Off Albert Wesker by DespiteGatsby reviews
This is the result of a mind that is hyped up on Arizona raspberry iced tea, and a freaking Nature valley bar... at 1:30 in the morning might I mention. So, this is a list on how to piss off the worlds greatest villan. Use wisley.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - A. Wesker - Complete
Cat, Kitty and Ezio by Sajira reviews
People should have learned with ALL THESE fanfictions NOT TO KICK THE XBOX! oh, well... best portal to Venice...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
The Return of the Revenge of the Curse of Wesker by Rainfox88 reviews
Chris and Leon face the revenge of Wesker as he returns as a ghost with a curse...err I think I got that right! Mindless, hilarious drabble. It is so short, you might as well read it! XD
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/19/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Messing With Your Elders by Valiant-Poptart reviews
Silly little fanfic about Desmond having his fun. Hey, the guy has to entertain himself somehow!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Man Off! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Wesker and Warrior costume clad Chris have a bit of a man off. Who is the manlier man? Who knows! Probably K but Kplus to be safe.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Post Game Extravaganza by Cymoril Avalon reviews
Parody. Despite being blasted in the face with a rocket, Wesker refuses to stay dead. Is anyone surprised?
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Wesker's Second Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing Resident Evil 5 and isn't too pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed second letter to Capcom.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Resident Evil: short stories by Weskers Assisstant reviews
Ok just random stories with random characters. Should be funny Many of the well known characters in it so please enjoy comment please, more to come. rated T to be safe
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - A. Wesker
Fan Service by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Wesker feels a bit uncomfortable with a little bit of fan service. Some spoilers.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
The Assassin in the Wastebasket by SJ.Endeavor reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Age of the Dragon reviews
Two were-dragons are sent back into Altair's time, now Altair has two headaches to deal with. This is my first story so it will seem bad at some parts.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Altaïr