My name is waaay boring so you just call me Ryr or Ryres (you pronounce it :rear-is:) this is how I feel about stories/fanfic: AWC is finished!

Disclaimer: I really and truly don't own Warriors or Cats or any other fandom I write for or songs that I write into my stories, because if I did Cats would be back on Broadway and Warriors would be less stupid... and the list goes on and on... (tried to make it stand out.did it work?)

Personal Info:

Name:Olivia Rae (OMG! YOU KNOW MY NAME!)

Age: Not really any of your concern, is it?

Birthdate: Nov 2, 1200 bc

Personality: I'm funny and playful and people call me dumb but I'm not. And I'm a grammar nazi!

Appearance: I'm 5'2, I have brown hair with blonde highlights that are fading, eyes that are brown with green flecks, I have freckles all over the bridge of my nose and on the knuckle of my right index finger

Likes; Fanfiction, Cats, art, Drew Varley, the Mad Hatter, Halloween, my birthday, nice people, sugar, coffee, candy, magazines, my computer, unique markings/birthmarks, black haired blue eyed guys, Mungojerrie, Emily my best friend!(she can't draw worth a crap!), my name, colors (specifically orange),my hair, and many more things!

Dislikes: School, homophobes, flamers, band-fic,rap(ugh! its soo stupid), Martha Jones (Why did she HAVE to like the doctor?), this girl Deanna (she moved! W00!), and a few more things.

Shows/Books/Musicals: Cats, Warriors, Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, Glee (Puckleberry!) Twilight(only when it's making fun), Scott Westerfeld books, Margaret Peterson Haddix books, A Wrinkle in Time, NCIS, Modern Family, Community, and a BUNCH more!

Pairings I love (for Cats): BombaxTugger, AlonzoxCassie, ElectraxMisto, EtcyxPounce, TumblexJemmie, TuggerxMisto, MungoxTeazer (as mates), MunkuxDeme, CorixTeazer, MungoxTanto (I can seriously see them together), AddiexExotica, PlatoxVictoria there are way more that I can't list! I have an odd,odd mind...

Pairings I love (for Warriors): CrowxFeather, LittlexCinder(pelt), LionxHeather, FirexSand, JayxPoppy, BluexOak, BramblexSquirrel, LionxCinder(heart)

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I got this from Dawnstar of Skyclan -DawnSky- .

Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Read every sentence:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

I know this is probably stupid but... I DON'T CARE! anyways, this made me really happy, again anyways, k on this show, suite life on deck, this guy said he liked cats. Later in the show he went on a date with someone and she was telling him about her cats. And then he was like "When I said I like cats, I meant the musical." I was all squealy and happy!