Sharon Stoppable
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Joined 07-19-10, id: 2455101, Profile Updated: 02-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! I'm Sharon Stoppable. I am an aspiring author and artist. My deviantArt profile is JBPanda, for anyone who wants to check my work out.

I chose my pen name when I was re-introduced to the amazing show Kim Possible. While I am still a fan, I am no longer the superfan that I once was. I still like the pen name, though, so I'm keeping it.

My favorite anime and manga:

-Best Student Council

-Hetalia

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Princess Tutu

-Azumanga Daioh

-Youtsuba&!

-Hot Gimmick

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I curse, so I MUST be hateful and rude.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST like porn.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST be perverted.

I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsenic

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88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,821 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Sweetness of Revenge by The QAS reviews
Nearly two years after the tour, Mike Teavee receives a strange phone call from Veruca Salt. She has a plan to get back at Wonka, but it involves returning to the dreaded factory. And when disaster strikes, the two become trapped inside! Now the only way out is to work their way through a series of challenges that seem to be designed specifically for them . . .
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,897 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt
Bits and Pieces by Obiwanlivesforever reviews
Brutal. Horrible. Miserable. Unsurvivable. All words with which to describe the Hunger Games. Here are more of them. Various one-shots based off the Brutal Series by Number One Fan of Journey; written for the Creatively-Titled Contest on the Brutal Death Denial Support Group Forums. Features AU versions of Hetalia characters, OC nations, and Hunger Games OCs.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013
Feliks Paints His House a Wicked Hipster Pink by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
...or "Oy Vey, Why a Pink House?". Crack fic, one-shot. Feliks paints his family's house pink at 4 in the morning, waking his entire family up, and embarrassing his older sister, Krysia! Rated T because it's set months before WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Poland - Complete
Different by skittlesgirl99 reviews
I'm just different, they're like peas from the same pod. No wonder they make fun of me, life's harder when you're odd. Different isn't naughty, different is no threat. Written for the Starvation monthly one-shot: Inescapable.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
A Broken Promise by skittlesgirl99 reviews
Written for the Starvation Monthly prompt. Review, please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
In Memoriam by SnuffyOfTheWind reviews
Harry Potter is over, yet it still lives on in the hearts of us all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Brutal by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The Hunger Games are always brutal. But the 43rd annual Games, one filled with the destruction of long-time relationships, has been called one of the most horrid. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know...
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 68,341 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Other tributes, America - Complete
So the Bedtime Story by Pinky Jo Curlytail reviews
Kim tells her daughter a familiar-sounding fairy tale.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Milkshakes by Genetically Insane reviews
America's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and Englands like, your music's too loud, and he's like, I didn't hear you, cause the music's too loud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Me in KP by Andrea Churchill reviews
Remember that KP episode where Kim, Ron, Drakken, Shego & Rufus get sucked into Drakken's TV? Well, I figured…what if that happened to me? And what if the show was Kim Possible? I had fun with this. Even if I'm being realistic as realistic it can get .
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Duff Killigan
Episode Kickers by KPWG reviews
This is a little project in which I would like Authors to send me an Episode Kicker for episodes in Seasons 1 through 3. Details of this project are in the Profile of KPWG, and the prologue. Kicker #28 is now posted for "Sick Day"...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007
KR vs Kigo by MaceEcam reviews
Parody of the Mac vs PC commercials. Inspired by Ran Hakubi's Tonight's Top Ten.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Why Is It Never Cow&Chow? by MaceEcam reviews
It's lunch time and Bueno Nacho is closed for renovation. What's a Ron to do? Inspired by a true story.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ron S. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by StarvingLunatic reviews
12 yr. old Bonnie was saved by Kim and they had a chance to become friends until Bonnie's sisters started making fun of her, so Bonnie decided to hate Kim. 4 years later, Bonnie starts to reconsider her feelings. KiBo.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,139 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Bonnie R., Kim P. - Complete
KP in Tough Being a Girl by Aero Tendo reviews
Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since PreK? And then one day while visiting a topsecret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would Kim do? Find out!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,087 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Never Hit A Wizard With A Snowball by Damaged Ghost of an Angel reviews
A stray snowball is the start of a huge war in the Fellowship. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2004
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The Story of Roderich and Erzsébet reviews
Erzsébet Hedervary and Roderich Edelstein both lost everything to the war, including each other. They believe so, at the very least. Neither one has died, but they don't know that. Now on separate continents respectively, they each have to live their 'new' lives, as poor substitutes to their old lives as they are. Though there is that slight possibility that they can meet again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Austria, Hungary] N. Italy, Ukraine
Terrible reviews
The forty-ninth Hunger Games got out-shined by the Quarter Quell that followed, but was still full of twists and turns that no viewer would've ever expected. This being a crossover, some characters resemble the nations we know. Inspired by Number One Fan of Journey's Brutal series.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Other tributes, Canada
Feliks Lukasiewicz, Girl in Progress reviews
From when he was very young, Feliks knew he was a girl. Watch as she goes from awkward third grade boy to a young woman struggling to earn her college diploma. Rated T for sensitive issues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Poland