Her son is gone and she has a deranged half-sister on the warpath. Owen's little temper tantrum is a mere blip on the radar compared to that. If only her body would get the memo. Or, Regina has to deal with severe nerve and muscle damage after being electrocuted all while navigating grief over Henry, a green skinned sister, and a thief who can't seem to leave her be.

Nonmagical AU. When traffic makes Robin late picking up Roland from kindergarten, he meets an unexpected new friend-and inadvertently begins to play matchmaker.

/"At the end of the day, I suppose the whole point of true love is that it was always supposed to simplify down to you and me. Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. That's what matters."/ In which Regina and Robin Hood are meant to be, and that's endgame. Even if it takes a bit of effort. And possibly two near-death experiences. Whatever. True love never did run smooth, and all that.

/in which Professor Regina Mills drinks tea, teaches Geometry, and sometimes gives her students nightmares, and Dr. Robin Locksley is the cool teacher who survives on coffee, specializes in English, and has a tumblr. They somehow manage to fall in love over the course of a school year.

It's late at night in the Burrow and the Weasley's are waiting anxiously for the golden trio to arrive home. DH compliant