Hello peoples of earth and beyond! If you're able to read this you can probably read English. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I will tell you some things about me that I personally look for in other people's profiles, and then I'll go on from there...

So... Let us begin.

Name: Let's stick with ZutaraLvr57, okay?

Age: I am above the age of ten, but below the age of thirty. That's all I'm saying...

Country: USA!

Gender: Female

Now onto more important topics!

Let me say this for starters: I really do try to update my stories as quickly as possible, but I am a VERY slow writer, and it doesn't help that my English teacher (as of now) has been giving me WAY too much homework for anyone's own good. And now for useless (but possibly interesting facts) about me!

~I impulsively spend money on polka music. It's a VERY bad habit...

~I enjoy using photo shop to make crazy pics of couples THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME REAL. Like Zutara...

~I have killed my pet grass. It was sad...

~My favorite song right now is 'Oh Happiness' by the David Crowder Band ... SO HAPPY!

~I hate Sleepy's. Yes, as in the mettress warehouse. The jingle irritates me to no end.

~My favorite place in the whole wide world is Camp Sandy Cove--it may be the nastiest camp on the entire universe, but it's my home.

~Second favorite place? Fourth Presbyrterian Church.

~My blood runs burgundy and gold. I lurv the Redskins. Despite their tendency to lose often.

~I am in no way obsessed with Justin Bieber. Don't even get me started on him...

~The movie that I want to see most of all right now is Gnomeo and Juliet. (I'm a little kid at heart...)

~I am a F-A-N-A-T-I-C. I'm with Christ till I D-I-E. (It's a great song...)

~My homies consist of Kirby (as in pink fluffy nintendo character), Fu (as in Manchu), Jesus (as in Christ).

~I've gotten stranded on a train before at one in the morning...

~I enjoy making scrapbooks

~Winter is my favorite season...

~SQUIRREL!

~Jesus Christ IS my Lord and Savior. Nothing else needs to be said.

~I lurv Kirby. BEST. NINTENDO. CHARACTER. EVAR.

~Mario beats Luigi. Had to put that out there.

~I have three younger brothers. DON'T MESS WITH ME.

~Major Redskins fan... I

~I firmly believe that Zuko shouldn't be able to cry in his scarred eye. IF HIS FACE WAS BURNED WOULDN'T HIS LACRIMAL GLAND HAVE BEEN BURNED TOO?

~I'm a nerd.

~THE DENSITY OF CAFFEINE IS 1.23 g/mL! Everyone should know that... (and that's according to google...)

~I lurv Harrisburg PA... Great city...

~I play the cello... Not really WELL, but I do play it.

~I know a living form of combustion man. He's my English teacher and he LITERALLY can blow stuff (mainly brains) up with his mind. It's scary.

~My favorite word is BROUHAHA! It's so fun to say...

~I lurv watching movies... THEY'RE SO ENTERTAINING!

~Star Wars and Harry Potter are a couple of my favorites

~I lurv long car rides in the back seat of cars. I actually really enjoy sitting in the back seat...

~I am very clumsy. I fall down hills and run into doors on a daily basis.

~I'm TERRIBLE at sports. Every single flipping time I play ANY SPORT WHATSOEVER, I always get hit in the head with the ball or birdie or stick or puck. It's sad and pathetic.

~My favorite color is PURPLE. Literally all of my binders/folders/books/pencil cases are red, blue or purple. AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!

~I'm obsessed with the PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! I LURV ERIK! Even though he's a bad person...

~I'm a hopeless romantic. Give me anything that ends happy or sad and I will cry.

~I watch Glee and American Idol A LOT. I also watch The Office and other shows as well...

~I lurv meat. I would literally die without it.

~I LURV anatomy. I think it's REALLY interesting.

~On the other hand, I hate grammar. It just doesn't make sense in my little mind. NO ONE CARES ABOUT DEPENDENT AND INDEPENDENT CLAUSES! Or at least I don't.

~I lurv color. It makes life interesting!

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

TRY NOT TO CRY:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him

~1 Peter 4:8
Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins

~Colossians 3:14
And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.

~1 John 3:16
This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers.

~1 John 4:8
Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.

~1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

~Psalm 27:4
One thing I ask of the LORD, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the LORD and to seek him in his temple.

~Proverbs 17:17
A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.

~Isaiah 40:31
But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

~John 15:13
Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

~Romans 8:31
If God is for us, who can ever be against us?

~James 1:2-4
Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance. And let endurance have its perfect result, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.

~Hebrews 10:19-23
And so, dear brothers and sisters, we can boldly enter heaven’s Most Holy Place because of the blood of Jesus. By his death, Jesus opened a new and life-giving way through the curtain into the Most Holy Place. And since we have a great High Priest who rules over God’s house, let us go right into the presence of God with sincere hearts fully trusting him. For our guilty consciences have been sprinkled with Christ’s blood to make us clean, and our bodies have been washed with pure water. Let us hold tightly without wavering to the hope we affirm, for God can be trusted to keep his promise

~How many fire benders does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the bulb and 99 to stand around and say how much better they could've done it. (BA-doom CRASH)

~How many Zutarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it'll be an hour before they're done proving that the burnt-out lightbulb means that Katara and Zuko are meant for each other.

~If a die hard katanger and a die hard zutaran are trapped in an elevator what would be the most likely scenario?

Get ready, this one is a long one

First, they would argue about whether or not the series should have ended the way it did. Next they would start developing models and complex diagrams to try to prove thier point. After that they would go online to thier laptops and try to show videos to each other that prove thier point. Once this is done, they will gather up as much online support as possible and once the arguing gets out of hand, one will slap the other, and then the slapped will go to a shove, the shove gets returned by a punch, and then they will brawl. The only way the brawl will end is if the other dies, gives in, or the elevator opens up again. If one of them dies, it hits the fan. The winner will post a video of the fight on youtube in an effort to rally up a few more to do something about the situation. Now it gets complicated, it's different depending on who wins.

If Kataanger wins then Zutarians will come up with some rediculous allusion to how the victorious Kataanger really actually loved the zutaran concept and that's really why he/she fought to the death over it. And then the Kataangers will over-react and do every possible thing to prove them wrong, even though they don't have to. The Zutarans will wait for one of them to say or do something stupid, or contradictory, then they will use that as "one of many examples" in order to make all Kataang arguments seem stupid. Katangers won't like this, they'll again over-react to the situation and start name-calling...

If a Zutaran wins the Kataangers will go above and beyond to avenge thier fallen comrade, and get a Zutaran. After this happens, Zutarans will break, and turn to violence, no longer trying to argue a point, they will start assuming that everything they do is right, and build up strength for a battle royale across the globe, Kataangers will begin name-calling...

(this is where the 2 plots meet each other) and then when push comes to shove, and shove comes to punch, and punch comes to knives, and knives to bullets, bullets to gangwars, and so on and so fourth, the two sides will continue escalating in a counter-attack of some sort. Zutarans will then come up with some elaborate scheme to attack a VIP in Kataang society. And when this happens, Kataangers will want some long deserved revenge, and start going into all out war. When the Kataangers finally attack after a long and thouro organization, the Zutarans won't know what to expect, so they'll call in thier allies across the world, and when Kataangers discover this, they'll call thiers. In a massive effort to gather all shippers across the world, fuel prices will skyrocket, and the world will run out of major oil deposits. As the Kataangers turn the US into utter anarchy with thier war, Iran will become rich from all the money they got from shippers purchasing oil. Iran will develop nuclear weapons and begin conquering the rest of the Middle-East. China will find that the sudden progression of Iran's power is a viable threat to thier power in the world. China will declare war on Iran, and with the US in Anarchy, the other world powers will be left to stop this conflict. Russia will see this as a valuable time to act, in the world chaos they will threaten to unleash thier nuclear power unto the world, and begin a second cold war, this time, with Iran. China will become the middle land, but with as many people as it has, they won't have any trouble holding their own. Australia will be called into action to ally with Western Europe in order to keep the peace. While the US continues to ramble in anarchy, Brazil, Argentina, Uragauy, and Mexico will conquer South America, and begin waging a war of thier own. Eventually, the 2 ship sides will form massive armies, and the anarchy will turn into a full blown civil war. They will aim to gain allies from all of the North America, and in return, they will aid Mexico in thier conquering of South America. Canada will satnd idley by. Terorism will reign supreme in Africa as soon as western powers lose the ability to stop it. When this happens, Germany will dominate the government of the EU, and convince everyone to withdraw from everywhere else, and launch a powerful attack on Africa. Once most of Africa is conquered, they would have enough influence to convince the now sovereign Mexican Empire, allied with one of the two ships to focus all efforts on Canada and the losing ship. Canada, in this desperate hour, will seek help from anywhere, and they would get it from Australia. And there you have it! because a Kataanger and a Ztaran got in a fight, WWIII started! The Zutarians won of course...

~What did Bumi say when he got mud on his shoe?

O ma shu!

~What do you call an Earthbending dad who likes Rock-n'-Roll music?

A Pop-Rocker

~What happens when Sozen's comet hits?

It goes KA-BUMI!

~What kind of diet is Sokka on?

A seafood diet. He sees food, he eats it!

~What is Zuko's favorite candy?

Fireballs

~Why couldn't Aang learn Earthbending?

It was too Toph.

~What's Katara favorite fruit?

Watermelon