Impressive display of languages: hello, guten tag, bonjour, konnichiwa, bonjour, hola, ciao, privet, helo, hej, and hei! End.

I'm Zinc Caraway/Rovaviemi. Either or, don't care which. You may also call me Nox.

If I ever forget to add a disclaimer, here it is: I DON'T OWN A THING. NOT A DAMMMMMN THING. ANY CLAIMS OF OWNERSHIP ARE LIKE POINTS OR DREW CAREY ON WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?: THEY DON'T DO A DAMMMMMN THING.

I'm German, English, Welsh, and Scot-Irish. Also, I have some random Latvian in me. Also also, I'M PRUSSIAN. I SERIOUSLY AM; I CAN TRACE MY LINEAGE BACK TO PRUSSIA. BOW DOWN MORTALS, I'M PART AWESOME. This all makes for a very incestuous bloodline, huh.

I AM AMERICAN. PEOPLE HAVE DIED FOR ME TO BE SO, AND I ENJOY LIBERTIES SOME WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE. I LOVE BRITISH PEOPLE BUT I SPELL THINGS IN MY DIALECT. BOTH AMERICAN AND BRITISH ENGLISH ARE CORRECT, AND I LIVE IN AMERICA, THEREFORE I USE AMERICAN ENGLISH WITH MORE "Z'S" AND NO "U'S."

Right now, I'm in love with Axis Powers: Hetalia. But I used to fandom over Death Note, and still have a thing for MattxMello.

Hetalia-

Favorite characters: Wales, Thailand, America, England, China.Serious, OTP ships: USUK, Franada, NiChu/ChuNi, LietPol/PolLiet, DenNor, PruAus, Korea/HongKong, SuFin, Spamano, GetIta, TurkGiri.

Ships I'm okay with: AusHun, Giripan, PruCan.

Ships I avoid: PruHun, AmeriCanada, RusLith, RoChu, FrUK, Fr/Sey, FrSpa, DenSu, Itacest, Germancest, NorIce, Iggycan, Iggypan

Death Note: MxM

Pandora Hearts: Gil/Oz or Ozbert

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Sirius/Remus, Neville/Luna

(going to Hell for this one) Whose Line (US): RyCol

-For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhosen/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST have a good tan, surf all the time, and say "like" every other word.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I ship REAL PEOPLE, so I MUST be a creepy stalker fangirl.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm PRO-CHOICE, so I MUST hate babies.
I used to/currently SELF-HARM, so I MUST wear black all the time and write crappy poetry.

More about myself...

1. What do you do in your spare time? I read fanfiction, draw, listen to music, go on Youtube.
a. What do your friends/people call you? Robin. I'm not fond of Rob, Robby, or Roberto...
2. What time is it?: 2:09 Pacific time.
a. Have any of your pets ever bitten you? No, my old lady dog's very sweet. Is deaf and slightly senile, ja, but sweet.
b. Have you ever bitten one of your pets? I hope not...
4. What are you afraid of most? Russia-san... (*looks over shoulder*)
5. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theater? You Again, for my friend's birthday.
a.Why did the movie suck? Wasn't that bad, had some good lines. But the mom stuff was like 'waitwhat? Okay? What?'
6. Have you ever seen a ghost? You called?
a. Did it see you? You called?
b. Who was more frightened? You called?
7. Where were you born? In Newport, CA, although I don't live there.
a. Were you a healthy baby? I guess so...
b. Were you ever dropped on your head? I guess?
8. Ever been to Madagascar? I have not as of yet traveled internationally.
a. Can you find Madagascar on a map? Well, considering my fandom, yes.
b. Can you find the United States on a map? Screw you, I'm in State for the National Geographic Geography Bee!
c. Can you find a map? On my bedroom wall.
9. Have you ever toilet-papered another person’s house? No...
a. Have you ever toilet-papered you own house so that people would think you are popular? ...wait, what?
10. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Not much of a crier nowadays.
a. Have you ever made someone you love cry? Not that I know of.
b. Why are you so mean? Why are you so mean?
11. Have you ever been in a serious car accident? Nope.
12. Do you plan to have children? No.
a. Does the world really need any more people like you? Maybe.
13. What is your favorite month? I like June. And this year's August.
a. Day of the week? Saturday or Friday.
b. Hour of the day? 7:00 pm. That's when I'm allowed to have food, because of my medication.
14. What is your favorite food? Whatever I'm craving at the moment. But I like this food my parents make...
a. Do you like to eat this with your fingers? Oh my no.
15. What is your favorite flower? Roses.
a. What is desirable in a flower? Looks pretty, smells nice.
b. Do you often have fresh flowers in your home? No, but I press them when I find them.
c. Do you like to arrange flowers? I have no idea; I just press them.
d. Which is more depressing: wilted flowers, or stinking vase water? Wilted flowers, me being a romantic.
16. What the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex, attractiveness or intelligence? Attractiveness, because that's the first thing you see.
17. What do you think is the first thing someone of the opposite sex notices about you? I would think my acne.
a. Don’t you find that that embarrassing? Very much so, but there's no need to point it out.
18. What is your favorite color? Blue! No, pi-WAAAAHHHH!
a. Do you have many items of clothing in this color? Well, you must know these things as a king.
19. What is your favorite spectator sport? Oh, the World Cup was amazing... I rooted for Germany.
a. Why don’t you get off the couch and get some exercise? Don't tell me that; i have soccer games on Saturdays.
20. What is your favorite beverage? Pineapple juice.
a. Can this be drunk through a straw? Believe so.
b. Would the drink be more attractive with a little paper umbrella stuck on top? Oh definetely yes.
c. Don’t you just love those little paper umbrellas? If they work.
21. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? KFC.
a. How much weight have you gained in the past year? About ten pounds, and you can blame puberty.
22. What color is your bedroom carpet? Really ugly.
a. Can you even see your bedroom carpet with all the junk lying around? In spots.
b. Why don’t you ever pick up after yourself? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIMEEEE
25. What do you do when you are bored? (please read first question)
26. What is your normal bedtime? 9:30, because I'm so tired lately. It's self-imposed.
a. Do you usually fall asleep quickly? No, the bed's too hot because I live in Orange County, CA.
b. Do you remember your dreams? For about half the day.
c. Do you fly in your dreams? No, but I get overhead camera shots.
d. Have you ever died in your dreams? Maybe...?
Astrological Sign: Libra.
Chinese Zodiac: Ox, aru!
Random Fact: The weather lately has been switching from unbearably hot to raining, and it SUCKS.
Religion: Atheist.
Height: Somewhere in the middle of five feet.
Hair: Dirty blonde with tiny strawberry bits.
Eyes: A very pretty shade of green with no brown. It has a yellow ring around the pupil.
Instrument: Clarinet! I'm fifth chair out of sixteen.
Name: Zinc Caraway
Actual first name: Robin
Age: Teenage years
Height: 5'5"?
Weight: 115 lb. thereabouts.
Location: South California, the United States of Alfred.

Enjoy! I update sporadically and am pretty bad at typing my stuff, and finishing fics is kind of unlikely, but I do my best! I will love you forever if you review because I have so little self-confidence! I write a lot of USUK, ja. I try to write comedy but most of what gets posted is dreamy, stream-of-consciousness stuff. But I love comedy. I don't write lemons right now since I'm afraid I'll do something wrong, but if I do write a sex scene I will not go into much detail. I don't want to embarass myself by writing bad PWP right now.

Best regards, Zinc