Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

So...what if everyone in the world of Pokémon had a Facebook? That would mean Ash would have contact with all of his friends at once. And the madness ensues! Includes PokéAni and PokéSpe characters. IMPORTANT - See chapter 17 for details on process of this story

So...nobody's perfect, right? Everyone has made mistakes, right? Well, I think the characters of Pokémon have a lot of explaining to do. Many of them never seem to learn from their mistakes... - Character Eight: 50 things Blue should not do

Secrets can eat you up from the inside, especially ones dealing with sexuality and relationships. Tracey is the only one that knows Gary's secret, mostly because he's part of it. Prequel to Secrets Told. Oakshipping/Backdoorshipping

Title says all XD A collection of drabbles. Pairings will differ, but mostly LxLight. Reviews with creative ideas to propose or the pairing you want to appear next would be swell.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

MelloxMatt. Short drabbles, all having to do with words that start with the letter M. Some will be fluffy, some angsty, some funny. Chapter 15: Murder - "Matt..."

I considered 'The Flotsam and Jetsam of My Mind,' but that's a bit cheesy. Various Tochwood shorts of varying rating and genre. Latest: Ianto is hiding something, Jack is lonely, and Christmas doesn't turn out as they'd planned.

COMPLETE. Another dead end on Kira and L is starting to get desperate. But what will happen when suddenly a 1950s style blue police box appears out of nowhere?

Gary notices that Ash has a bit of a crush on him, and aims to use that knowledge to tease him for a few laughs. But when a third party comes between them, what happens when Gary realizes he's no longer teasing Ash for a laugh, but out of desire. (M for safety) GaryxAsh

In Study in Scarlet, Watson made a list of Holmes' limits. Here's John's version of the list for Sherlock's limits. Drabble Collection. Ch 3: Politics-221B Ch 4: Astronomy-Drabble Ch 5: Philosophy-Droubble Ch 6: Morals-Drabble Ch 7: Languages-Droubble Ch 8: Geology-Tribble Ch 9: Strategy-221B

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

And One Time They Didn't. What happens when everyone assumes they're together? Well, nothing, but they rather like it all the same. What happens when someone doesn't assume they're together? Well, that's a different matter entirely...

A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.

Latest: Under Arrest - Ianto suffers the consequences of a bungled clean-up operation with an anxious parent when he is arrested on suspicion of assault.

Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?

The Master plays a game with the Doctor and Jack.

Rabid OCs and fangirls have taken over the Kira investigation headquarters, and L and Light are the targets. Can they survive a fangirl apocalypse? Explores the many different types of Mary-Sue that are found in the Death Note fandom.

With death on the horizon, Matsuda, with much effort, persuades L to share a bottle of sake with him. However, it soon becomes obvious that not even L is immune to the logic-reducing effects of alcohol. Lemon.

Mal and the Serenity crew find themselves in the middle of a gang war against the alliance, and it turns out more is at stake than they thought. Pre-BDM, post Objects In Space

A collection of oneshots between Un Lun Dun's Deeba and Hemi, for the most part disconnected. Written based off of the prompts of the LJ challenge community 30kisses and surprise! the challenge set Beta, or "Hero." Fitting, isn't it?

It all started with pink underwear...Rose and the Doctor get into a prank war and Jack gets caught in the middle.

For Daleks, evil is simply a day job. A very silly story about Daleks at work.

"But he's always the Doctor, the man in the box / With the interesting hair and unusual togs..." 11 Doctors in 40 lines of rhyming anapestic tetrameter.

The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.

A continuation ish of 50 Things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do.

Poetry Bug. Secret online love. Rivals in real life. Too bad they don't know it's each other.

Just a little series of one-shots and the stupidest ways Jack's managed to get himself killed. Pretty much crack-fics.

This is just a oneshot I wrote. Basically, Matt gets high and things move on from there...;

Super short chaps! But lots of em! Updating weekly! Basically, Light pisses L off, and owns Light! I don't know about other chapters. L is Epic!

It's Sunday, but Matt's day of being lazy and having fun is quickly turned into a day full of long, painfully boring work. Will he complete it in time? Oneshot, attempt at humor, no real plot. Enjoy! ;D

If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.

Angsty Gary! Angsty Ash! Gary misses some very important words, and he leaves Ash upset. Separate POVs. R and R please!

A's suicide note curses Wammy. We are not L. We are not L. We are not L.

Lara Redwood, a normal half-blood girl, receives the letter on her eleventh birthday telling her that she, like her older brother, is going to Hogwarts. :3

Some people seem to have a natural gift for pairing up their friends. He thought she was one of them. 'Palletshipping'

Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!

All the Ouran High School Host Club members get traded with Death Note characters! And by all the Host Club members, I mean all but Haruhi, who has to deal with all the madness. Slight MelloxMatt, nothing hard-core.

Ash loses a bet and has to crossdress to attend his mom's garden party. Gary's there and doesn't realize that Misty's "cousin Ashley" is really Ash and ends up likeing her. Will Ash be Gary's Cinderella or will everything shatter like a glass slipper?

Ash is struggling with the fact that his old rival,Gary is in love with him, and continually rejects him and his motives. But just how long can he keep up the charade? Palletshipping Gary/Ash Rated T...for now.

Join Leaf, Gary, Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Paul, and Dawn as they answer questions from YOU the viewers. OldrivalShip, PokeShip, ContestShip, and IkariShip. Mild language.

Ash and Misty are getting married so to celebrate Gary and Ash go to a club. But things go south when a drunk Gary makes the mistake of being to honest. Palletshipping. Story better than summary I promise!

Yet another oneshot of mine! We interview Slender Man and a few of his close friends to pull together a short biography of his wonderful life, from birth to his current acting career as "The Operator" in Marble Hornets!

Oneshot. Gary finally works up the courage to apologize to Ash for being a jerk, and he has no idea how Ash is going to react! Fluffy! Palletshipping. Rated T for Gary's dirty mouth and thoughts. Nothing explicit.

When Dialga and Palkia find Ash and co. annoying, they create an AU Pokemon Universe complete with Ash's creepily smart twin brother, a little yaoi, new travel buds and a gay Elite Four member who has his sights set on Ash. Much to Gary's hatred. Gary/Ash

His dreams all completed and a little unsure of them, Ash decides to take a break and return to Pallet Town. He decides to take things easy, but he quickly realizes that his friendship with Gary is about to spire out of control. Palletshipping!

Just what it says on the tin. Teen to be safe, cause it's Jack.

"Jack, I may not know their language, but I know when you're lying to me. What did she really say?" Ninth Doctor/Rose/Jack friendship. This is a standalone story, and is not part of any series.

When the daughter of Apollo collides with Percy Jackson's son all of the underworld breaks loose. Can they last as demi-gods if they can't even survive through a normal day in the life of a normal teen?

What if the Death Note story was picked up on by the Doctor?

Mello's sick, without pants, and too prideful to stay in bed. And if Matt keeps making him soup while shirtless, Mello might just decide to never get better.

It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'

He peered under the covers, turned an unhealthy shade of puce, swore feelingly, and whipped his head around to stare questioningly at Matt." Good morning, Mello.

What happens when you put the crew from a broken down Firefly, the president of the Galaxy, and the Doctor's company onboard the same round, white ship? Hilarity of course!

Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.

They're Super Heroes!

Exactly what it says on the tin.

-MattMello-Part of my Candy Hearts Series- Matt wishes Mello a good day with the mafia.

In the heat of the summer, Mello thinks it’s only logical to trade his leather pants for leather shorts. Matt, on the other hand, begins finding logic hard to come by. Matt x Mello.

A drabble in which Ianto informs Jack that the coffee machine is no longer functioning. Enjoy!

But that wasn’t the worst of it. When Mello was sugar high, he only swore a lot and moved around enough to shame a kid with ADHD. But when Matt was sugar high, he got RANDOM. Luigi's mansion, personal hells, and Mello's brain breaking. Kira help us all.

Mello didn't REALLY love chocolate, Matt realized one day... MelloMatt

It all started with L's proposal to Raito, "… I hope you will at least consider it." [One Shot Chocolate Drabble]