So I changed my name from BVBIB because Fanfiction keeps thinking it's a website. I got this username from Dreamin'OfABlondeFang. All credit to her(:

Name: Alessa, Ali (IJ), Greek Freak (I am obsessed! Ask me any Greek related questions and I will respond), or Pickles (don't ask). I will respond to all (well, maybe not to Pickles).

Age: I am... (Phone rings in background) Me:hello? Caller:CIA, speaking. Me:Again? What do you want this time? Caller:We ask that you do not disclose any information about yourself. Me: Fine. (Hangs up phone) Sorry guys! The CIA says I can't tell you anything. Oh well...

What I love: Greek stuff, bratty kids (They are so funny to watch(I am not trying to be rude parents of bratty kids), knocking down DEAD trees in the woods w/ friends (A girl scouting adventure! (Yeah... we got in trouble for that one), strobe lights (yeah Mr. A!), books (I have a floor to ceiling bookshelf at home and need a new one), tennis (we have a club, and we are all under the strange impression that we are ninjas...we give out 'stars' for doing something good (I love how the coach like doesn't give a shit what we do as long as we do a little bit of tennis (ninja star count below), and Secret Deodorant (which, yes, I own).

What I hate: Kids who cry too much, stupid guys (we have a lot of those in my school), my inability to stretch farther than 8 inches, people that yell at me when I call turf durf on purpose, Guys named Brendon (It just seems like a copy of Brandon to me(Sorry people named Brendon. I know that you didn't name yourself!).

Just PM me if you have any Greek related questions! Please do. I have nothing better to do with my life. Wow, that didn't sound so desperate in my head...

TENNIS NINJA STAR COUNT: 109

My avatar is from my IPhone...just saying.

HATERS MADE ME FAMOUS- BOTDF

Can't you tell I"m obsessed with Maximum Ride. =D

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Camp Sami:

Max's Dress

Ella's Dress

Abby's Dress

Gabby's Dress

Lissa's Dress

Nudge's Dress

Chevy's Dress

Angel's Dress

Sam's Dress

Autumn's Dress

BeSt BaNdS iN tHe WoRlD: (LiNkS tO bEsT sOnGs SoOn.!) (And yes I am an insane emo rocker chick ;)

Black Veil Brides- Knives and Pens, Fallen Angels, New Religion, We Stitch These Wounds, Perfect Weapon

eatmewhileimhot!- ihitasquirellitchangedmylife (CHRISTOFER DREW DOES THE SCREAMO! :O IKR?!), (More coming soon)

Hollywood Undead- No. 5, (More coming soon)

Fit For Rivals- Damage, Crash

MoRe BaNdS cOmInG sOoN.!

AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE SONGS OR YOUTUBE VIDEOS.! THERE'S MY PROFILE DISCLAIMER FOR ALL ABOVE THIS AND BELOW THAT LINE! KAY GLAD THAT IS SETTLED!

Hope Project. Link! Just click here.

STATUS: Bored- and have nothing to do besides go on this website for freaks (no offense;).

What Happened This Week[So far: It's been almost a year since this has been updated...That's pretty sad... Well, here's what happened. Ariel forgot our joint birthday, or at least to call me or answer my texts. TPF apparently likes me. That's awk. I've been walking home, it's very fun. I HAVE BEEN WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER FOR TWO WEEKS. It's bad. THE YEAR'S ALMOST OVER I'M GOING TO CRY,)''''''':

Awesome Student Council Stories(2011-2012): We had a carnation sale for Valentine's Day, right? So we sell them at lunch and whatever, and then we go to Mr. L's room the next morning to sort out the name cards and tie them onto flowers to be delivered in homeroom. So were good on time, good on time, and then suddenly we hit the T-minus 10 minute mark. Shit. So we ran through the halls trying to deliver flowers to each homeroom, and then the bell rings. Shit. So grab everything we can, and I have this Bookbinder kid yelling "UPPERCLASSMEN AHHHHHHH!!!!!" and running away, throwing the flowers up into midair. So now I'm putting my Tennis Ninja Skills to good use, catching the flowers mid-stide, running to each homeroom. Good times.

Need A Laugh?: Some of my cool friends and I went on this class trip for the kids that took a certain test. So we go to the city on COACH BUSES ( ;). We got to Battery Park, and took the ferry to the Statue of Liberty. (AND SAW THE FREAKING DISCOVERY FLY OVERHEAD. (I'm not shitting you. We were on the ferry when it flew over on its way to JFK. We FREAKED.) So were having a great time, I'm chilling with AB, TPF, Giraffe Boy, Boat Buddie, Kallie, Char, etc. Literally the best trip I've ever been on, more because of the people there. My friend Kat and I got awkward pictures of her petting my head in front of different national monuments. So then after lunch on Ellis Island, we head to the UN. The tour was pretty cool, and then we're waiting for everyone to finish up with the bathrooms and whatever. Here's the good part:

On the bench is me, Giraffe Boy, Char, Kallie, Mitch, and Matt. So there's this Japanese couple, who walk by, and snap a picture of us. So we're like...okay... They take another. At this point were looking around, like what are they taking pictures of, is there a painting or something behind us? Nothing, just us. So Kallie waves as a wtf are you doing...AND THE WOMAN RUNS OVER, SITS ON MINE AND MITCH'S LAP, AND THEY START TAKING PICTURES. She's ruffling his hair, putting her arm around me, and we just bust out laughing. So we're almost to the point of crying, confused as hell, when they switch places. Then people from our grade start to notice, and they kinda walk around the corner per say, and are like WTAF. So then one of our chaperones comes over, and we all think like oh he's gonna make them stop, right? No. Instead he tells them both to get in, so Mitch is between the two of them, and NOW we're crying. Hysterically. The rest of the groups get in the picture, and the Japanese couple thanks us, and goes on their way. I have, honestly, never cried harder in my entire life.

Ten bucks we end up on a billboard back in Japan.

Trip Stories!(:

A few days ago we went to this strange place...it was pretty cool. Basically it was a huge playground for big kids. There was a pool and a lake, some fields and bouncy houses. Unlimited food, and a game area/club place we lovingly called "The Hood." We get there, and naturally, it's pouring rain. I mean, what else would happen? So because the dress code didn't apply here, everyone took full advantage of it. Everyone just walked around in bikinis. In the pouring rain. That's my grade for you.

So the day is actually pretty bad, and were all miserable. But i was sitting on a bench with my friend Rachel, and I see Giraffe Boy. I call him over and were all chilling, but then he suggests mini golf. And so we go, but sadly, THERE ARE NO GOLFBALLS LEFT. Just clubs): So did we cry? Did we walk away in shame? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Jk. WE PLAY AIR-GOLF. Yep. We are just that cool. So we went around with our clubs and exaggerated everything we did. And Giraffe Boy kept pretending to accidentally hit people from other schools, and then we would be like "Oh my god are you okay?!" So that was a good time.

And then, a bunch of us were chilling by the airbrush tattoo place. Kallie, Char, Yissy, Rachel, Roxy, Giraffe Boy, The Snail, Mitch, Nickel, and I. Were talking and whatever, and then I have the idea to make The Snail get a tattoo. But let's remember, The Snail is a very awkward boy and doesn't like participating in activities that most people would ( (; ). So I garb his arm and I'm just like let's go, you're getting a tattoo. But of course, Keith finds us, and goes "THE EGG TOSS IS STARTING" So of course, he freaks and runs over to the field. Damn. Leverage lost. So when Char, Kallie, Yissy, and Roxy decide to join them, Rachel and I go over to watch. Keith and The Snail get out pretty early, so I go back and start to pull him over. He pulls back, stops and makes me a deal. One hand shake = on tattoo. Easy no problem, right? Oh yeah, there's raw egg on his hand-.- Needless to say, I shook it. HA. So he got a dinosaur tattoo on his wrist.
Damn Straight.

And literally, that was all that happened in that nine hours-.-

Chorus Trip Stories!:

My chorus went to a competition at an amusement park. WE WON OVERALL AND IN OUR CATEGORY.

Anyway. One of my Tennis Ninja Friends (Lucas) bought WAAAAAY too much candy. Like a bag the size of one's head worth of sour belts. Yeah buddy! Needless to say, the four of us ate the entire thing on the bus ride back. Lucas, Char, TPF, and I ate it, plus other candy, and the guys are drinking Amp...I don't remember half of what happened. I found a picture on my phone, don't remember taking it, but it's of Lucas's blue tongue and TPF photo-bombing the background. I cried when I saw it. I'm close to laughing right now. But I do remember the four of singing "Call Me Maybe" at the top of our lungs in the back of the bus. And my friend tickling me to the point where I was screaming, TPF was yelling at her, and we got in big trouble. My life was made. And I don't even remember half of it. I can't even imagine how bad we would be on like alcohol-.-

Awkward Moments: That awkward moment when you realize that the girl singing is ACTUALLY a guy...and an attractive one at that. (ei: Sleeping With Sirens)

The EX-CREW: (It was split up):

Roxy: Came up with durf; Luv Ya!(IJ); Going out with Yissy(; "The object is coming!" -Roxy (That was a party that we were planning for KK that had to be canceled anyway.)

Kallie-Daughter of Aphrodite (KDOA); Luv Ya!(IJ); BFFFFFL; Lives down the street, bike ride buddy; "I can control myself! I want to meet Mark and his hot friends!" -KK

Ariel:(HAHAHA); Told me my cupcakes stunk(happy dad?); moving far, far away :( ; my sister; I am only friends with her for her mom and dog (not that way sickos!)(IJ); !@#$ %&* (IJ); I also need to stop eating all of their food(IJ(Do I have too many of these???); SUPER STUBBORN!!!; Black-belt...darn; Luv Ya!(IJ) "You eat too much of our food!" -Ariel

Char: Texting buddy, offers to cut people for me(; UNDERSTANDS MY CONFUSION(Yeah thanks Snail!-.-); The tellers of the...Secret! :O ; Luv Ya!(IJ)

Giraffe Boy: My air golf buddy (Go check out the Trip Area above/\ :); Smartest kid in school (Always beats KK in every single bee that we have); Burning cow (LOL! IJ); Also aware of my knowledge in the Greek Department; Luv Ya!(IJ); "Is that the burning cow?" -GB (He asked that question at the end of my Social Studies report(-.- "Yes, GB, that is the burning cow...")

Nickel: Kid who owes me ten bucks; Speaking to Nickel again!; hmm...I gots nothing...; "Yeah I did find that pretty stalker-ish." -Nickel

Mitch: I still think you're cool!(IJ);Luv Ya!(IJ);Makes fun of me for being upset that the year is almost over!.

GrifGrif: GB's BFF; I walk down to music with him. We usually talk about eating disorders (don't ask); Luv Ya!(IJ); "I don't really want to go to your house because I don't know if your parents are mass-murders or something..." -GrifGrif

Other peeps((:

Boat Buddie: Stubborn buddy; boat friend; Got me out of the awkward...Shelb situation.; Present at the AWESOME NEW YORK TRIP

Ariadine: Not really that close to her name- you would thinks she's Greek but no; Supreme scene chick of us all; awesome clothes and shoes(: ;AWESOME HAIR

JJ: Pretty spexy; watched Paranormal Activity at her party; AWESOME HAIR

AB: Mentioned in the Student Council story found above /\; My ON/OFF Committee leader; Walk home buddy, the official entertainment of our adventure; Theater Light Operation Specialist;) "I'M AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO PHONE HOME!" -AB

TPF: The Perverted Friend; Pretty perverted; In Spanish class; Was my co-rep for Student Council last year. ; Kinda dumb/: ; USED to be on AB's committee... ; One of my best guy friends, high elbow buddy(;

The Snail: THE REASON I'M SO CONFUSED; Male, etc. ; Most likely the most awkward boy I will ever know; Shook his egg hand. (See Trip thingy above/\); "Patience is a virtue." -The Snail

Godson: VERY annoying even though I love the kid; Kallie's son, so I'm his godmother :3

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Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)

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