The Pipsqueak Ninja is more fabulous than I could ever hope to be and she is hella rad. That is all.

Just saying, that is a lie and she is made of pure evil. Bloody Hobbits and their trolling.

-Kris

Oct 29, 2010

Hey, I just found out that my friend's sister died a while ago due to lieukemia. She was only nine years old. She never got to graduate from elementary school, never got her confirmation, never got married, never fell in love, and never got to do alot of things. Donate to cancer reaserch funds to stop deaths due to cancer and leukemia.

Isabel Walker.

Oct 29, 2001- July 22, 2010

Day I found out- Oct. 29

DUDEDONTCLICKTHIS!

My Bel shirt-http:///art/MY-BEL-T-SHIRT-331232669

Random artist babble... : I don't know why, but a dream always reminds me of the faintest marks of pencil on paper. And I always have to trace that dream over in pen before I actually remember it for a long time...

Actual name:Kris

Lives in: Canada!

Demigod child of:

Hecate. Always. That will NEVER change!

What flame attribute are you(KHR)?

I'm actually a Mist/Rain. I'm probably more Mist though, and I'm honestly not that surprised...

Favorite characters?

Night World.

Pretty much everyone...

The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices.

OH, let's see! There's Jace, of course, and Isabelle. Magnus, Luke, Amatis, and Clary and Simon(by default, cuz they be anime/manga fans) Even Camille and the Seelie Queen. Because I act EXACTLY like that when I'm pissed and/or trying to piss someone else off. I LOVE Will, and Tess, and Jem.

The Hunger Games

Finnick. All the way, because he can JOKE. Boggs, and kinda-sorta Plutarch. And Gale.

Nightshade

Mainly Bryn. And Ansel, but he went all emo. I liked Sabine in the end because she wasn't a raging bitch...

Maximum Ride.

Divergent

Mainly Will. Can't believe he died. -.- All the awesome people die. -.-

The Kane Chronicles.

Ah, everyone who can mainly crack a joke!

Hex Hall.

Pretty much everyone...

Katekyo Hitman Reborn(*fangirl squeal*)

I love EVERYONE in the Varia(except for Levi. He's a freaking idiot.. -.-), and Tsu-kun, Bianchi, Gokudera-kun, Yama, Chrome, Mukuro, Hibari... OH!! BYA-KUN!!! TO THE EXTREME.

Hetalia!

It's Hetalia. No words needed. Everyone is simply awesome to the n-th degree.

Death Note.

L. No one else can ever replace him. Not in this lifetime, or the next, or anything after that. -.-

Bleach.

OH MY GOD. ICHIMARU. THAT BEAST! OH, and KENNY! And Byakuya(his name is so similar to Byakuran... =.=)...

Fairy Tail.

Every. SIngle. Freaking. Person.

Fullmetal Alchemist.

Er... Ed, Al, Hughes, Ling, Lan Fan, Fu, Mei Chang, Xiao Mei, Greed, Pride, Roy Mustang, Riza, Izumi Curtis/TEACHER, Sig Curtis, Major Alex Armstrong, Major General Olivier Armstrong, Nina, Buccaneer...

Favortite books:

The Mortal Instruments

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Nightworld Series

The Kane Chronicles

The Hunger Games

The 39 Clues

Maximum Ride

Nightshade

Hex Hall

Bits of Harry Potter

Favorite animes/mangas?

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Naruto

Hetalia

Death Note

Fairy Tail

Ao no Exorcist

Kuroshitsuji/ Black Butler

Fairy Tail

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

Mirai Nikki

D-Gray Man

Favorite quotes?

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck. And God help the poor bastard who wants to take a bath with the ducky - Jace Wayland, City of Bones

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade or squeeze it in the eyes of your enemies - Happy Bunny

Braccas meas veccemini(Eat my pants)- Percy Jackson

When life gives you lemons, you ask 'who the hell are you? More importantly, why are you giving me these lemons? I didn't ask for no lemons! And by the way, what the hellwas your mother thinking when she called you life?'-Moi

My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

(((((True love)))))

HEY! This is Kris! So, my lil' sis, Bree, did the best, epic thing for me. So, this is for her. I love ya dude!

http:///art/Sisters-Forever-268901998

So... you managed to get to the bottom of this unsorted crap/hellhole thing. Congrats!

Update: So I have recently purged my account of the stories which I wrote what seems to be lifetimes ago (like, five years) because of their complete and utter stupidity. PJO PWNED, sadly one of my most popular stories which resulted in a grand total of 195 reviews, was composed of OOC characters and script format. Other, more melancholy stories, such as Goodbye Forever (in the PJO fandom), and The Other Side (in the Night World fandom) were dedicated to two deceased, the former being dedicated to a girl at age nine, Isabel Walker, who passed away from leukemia back in 2010. The latter was written in honor of a girl on this website who went by the name of Hottiegally. The rest of the stuff I just called bullshit on and deleted. I'm sorry if you found some legitimate humour in it or something.