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Author has written 4 stories for Gallagher Girls, Maximum Ride, and Bones. Okay, so I've lost my motivation for my Maximum Ride fics, but well, I might gain it back one day. And I feel horribly guilty. But I apologize if you were or are reading them. You could say I'm sorta on hiatus for writing fanfic right now. Sorry!!! I really am. But I just don't got the mojo to post anything better than crappy right now. READ THIS IF YOU ARE READING LIFE AS A LEGACY!!!!: Okay I need any name ideas! Just name's for students, girls and boys. And teachers too! You know, whole new generation I have to create! heheheheh anyway, also. If you have any amazing name ideas for the new Covert Operations teacher that would be absolutely perfect! I will take any ideas! That doesn't mean I'll use any or all of them. But your ideas count a lot! The new teacher won't come in for at least a couple more chapters so take you're time. And I'm going to post this also on the third chapter, I hate Author's Notes, but this one is for the goodness of my readers! : A good or best friend! None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. A good friend will be there for you when she breaks up with you. A best friend will call her up and whisper, "Seven days... Sexist pig/" A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Forget how to Walk? dumb ass." A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend drugs him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Homo!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will grab yours and shake it up, till explodes all over you. A good friend will offer you a tissue when you sneeze. A best friend will wipe their snot on your shirt. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has your grandparents house on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend will call you up and get into a random argument with you about the regenitve properties of the liver when they/you are feeling down... It happens Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Copy and Paste If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional character 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site, but you dont care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile 92 percent of american teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their butts off when they heard this, or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was(like me) If your friends think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids(and their talking dog), copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. If your single biggest fear is drowning, copy this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice out of the fruit in someones eyes Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer If you think this profile is random, copy and paste this onto your pro to make it randomer If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know more than a few people who should be involved with "accidents") My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (...blame it on the dog) If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE! WOO! If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men(or newspaper people) for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (RAP SUCKS!... had to get that out of my system) If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) rpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan12Pu3, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, Kyori Uchihaof the sand are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile, PoisionedRoses (most definitly), eaglegal4, MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR, .touch.WARM FUZZIES.touch. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile (Does it count if I do it on purpose?) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (it's subconcious) If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (OK fine, I don't think this ever happened to me, but I wish it did. Isn't that reason enough?) If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. (sometimes I really wish I knew what my dog was thinking... it most likely has to do with biscuits) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile If you think steriotypes are overrated, copy and paste this to your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is really sad! I'm sooo against abortion (Obama...) (In case you didn't notice, I hate Obama. DON'T LECTURE ME!) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just: One more heart that was stopped. If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile! Girls Man: Where have you been all my life? WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE: A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Great Observations I have made. 1. The world does tend to go around and around and around and around etc. etc. on a daily basis. 2. People won't have the chance to stab you in the back if you don't turn around. 3. Anyone who plays Quidditch is infinitely hotter than anyone else in the universe becasue they have CAPES! 4. Fat cats should go have heart attacks! (hehehehe love that song! Uprising-Muse!) |
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