*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.

Zabuza is hired as a bodyguard to a wealthy family's crossdressing son, Haku. At first he thinks the job will be a piece of cake, but there are secrets and secret feelings bubbling under the surface; Zabuza x Haku, other pairings. . . Yaoi lemons! Frequently updating again

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

One will die every week. Rated M for gore, swearing, and possible sexual references. Chapter 31, The Lone Officer, now up.

CENSORED ver.Office fic with TokyoDrift style! Iruka likes the company he works for but to be an assistant of a perverted and extremely handsome billionaire looks like a big challenge. Should he do it? AU YAOI: Kakashi x Iruka, Itachi x Deidara, Naruto x Sasuke UNCENSORED available on Archive of oud Own ORG

He was a man underneath all the vines, a person with a past just like anyone else. As the members of Akatsuki slowly fall, he remains firmly rooted. This is the story of a life. This is the story of Zetsu. Eventual spoilers. Chapter 8 is up after a long wait; Please R&R.

Poor crazy narrator. Tyler is back and he's putting some things into perspective. Rated M for possible future chapters.

Frederick Fowles stalks and eventually kidnaps Castiel, a shy used bookstore owner in a small town. Frederick feels connected to Castiel and his lonely existence. Little does he know, Castiel wasn't always alone. Warnings: non-con, stalking, torture, captivity

This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.

Killing John Watson would be easy, but taking him from Sherlock would be so much more fun. Rated M for Character death, amnesia, and adult situations.

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei

Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.

A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

Deidara has just started working at the world famous Akatsuki Asylum, where he meets the Scorpion Killer, Sasori Akasuna. What does this psychopathic killer want with him? Batman based AU, yaoi, Sasodei. ON HAITUS

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

AU. Operation:Tiger Bomb never occurs and Happy Tree Land is put under Tiger Occupation. The POWs live forever in fear and orture, hoping for the long awaited Operation: Sealion to liberate them. Until then, it's Only a shower...Accepting ONLY 5 OCs.

KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek

"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Post The Great Game. Moriarty wants revenge after The Pool. He hits upon a unique and twisted way to get it. John/Moriarty. Asexual Sherlock. John/Mycroft one-sided in later chapters. Graphic description of dub-con.

Deidara never believed in fate. Not until he was forced to join the feared organization; The Akatsuki, who are responsible for death and misery in every country, yet is their ultimate goal really so sinister and evil?

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

Sherlock Holmes faces his most personal problem yet. If he and John Watson don't solve this case someone close to him is going to get a life sentence. Can the world's only consulting detective and his partner Dr John Watson solve the mystery in time?

Sherlock/John drabbles.

When John Watson's old army friend turns up at 221b Baker St he is scared for his life. He's being haunted by the ghost of someone he knows is dead. Can the world's only consulting detective and an ex army doctor solve the mystery of the scarlet star?

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi has a dilemma involving Christmas gifts, and an unlikely solution to solve it.

AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage

"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"

Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg

After losing a bet, Deidara is forced to stand beneath the mistletoe on the day of his friend's Christmas Eve party. As Deidara is forced to pucker up, he can't help but think this is the worst Christmas ever. Until, of course, a certain redhead drops by.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

When Adam's self medication turns into self destruction, someone has to step in and help him regain something close to a normal life. Slash: AxL, OC. Post-Saw 1 only.

The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

COMPLETE. Frodo's adventures while living at Bag End before the quest. A study of the events and relationships that shaped the Ringbearer. No slash. EDITED VERSION AT STORIES OF ARDA

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.

AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Oneshot Murdocx2D. A single night took something irretrievable from Murdoc, and he only has himself to blame.

AU - Gossip ran through the Shire that Bilbo Baggins possessed a great fortune in the depths of his home. Several ruffians attempt to seize that fortune by kidnapping his beloved nephew and holding him for ransom.

AU. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are put into foster care, all for the same reason: child abuse. They are taken in by three millionaire brothers... (nope, not the Kaibas. ^^)