Name: Haiirogitsune Michi

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Race: Homo Sapien

Nationality: Japanese American

Location: My Dorm in this wonderful place called an university which just happens to go by the name of USC. : ]

[If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste it and bold the ones that apply to you]

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a AFRiCAN AMERICAN/BLACK so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things to the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

The Haiirogitsune Clan ["That sound so much better than Haiirogitsune Pack"= Kingitsune Naomi] for anyone who really gives a damn to try and understand my thinking pattern.

Obaa-chan, my grandmother is strict, mean, and loves to brag. Oh, wait, that's your typical high-middle class grandmother. She lives in Japan. With most of the family. It's a good thing she does too.

Jii-chan, my grandfather. If you haven't heard, he passed away and I was really, really, REALLY pissed off the whole entire time because everyone at the dorms and in my classes were all like "Are you okay?" "Do you want to talk about it?" "We understand." The first I understand, my father-like figure passed away. As in dead, no longer alive, behind my reach. But after the fifth person, I was getting really annoyed. The second made me pissed off. Do YOU want to talk to someone you never met before you came to a different country to go to an university about private matters like a passing of a very close family member? No, you don't. Especially when you're told you can't go to the funeral because your family thinks that your studies are more important. ["I was smart and stayed far, far away. 'Cause I like breathing, eating, waking up after sleeping, you know things you can do only if you're alive!"] Jii-chan was sweet, charming, cute, and gave me the greatest advice when I needed it. ["Like that time when you wanted to know what to do with the archery captain hitting on you! It didn't help that you two became neighbors a month before."]

The Father, as we all know, we don't talk about the low life bastard who walked out and walks in whenever the heck he fells like it. Enough said.

Hahaue, also known as the woman who doesn't like me and I quote "wasting my time writing instead of studying like [my] brothers." She doesn't like that she has a tomboy daughter who would rather read, write, or listen to music instead of being girlie. ["Ain't she glad I ain't her kid, right Gray?"] Whenever I go home for the breaks, the wonders of living in a different state where it rains. All. The. Damn. Time. Whenever I visit. ["Like seriously, it puts Twilight's Forks to shame."]

Aniue, my eldest brother who is a judge in Japan. He and his wife, and their brats ["Who the hell has nine kids?! Who does that?! Twins, then triplets, and then quadruplets?! What the hell is your sister-in-law on?"= Kingitsune Naomi, have the greatest timing and ability to distract hahaue. My sister-in-law, Sayuri-nee-san, is a nurse at a small clinic. I'm not even going into the brats.

Onii-san, the middle of my elder brothers. Onii-san just got married, here in America, to a lovely American. Recently both found out that neither can have children. ["Good, 'cause if you brothers reproduce any more you can make your own god-damned city."= Kingitsune Naomi] Onii-san is a doctor who works with Sayuri-nee-san and Jordan is an English language teacher/ private girl's tutor.

Onii-chan, the youngest of my three older brothers. Onii-chan lives in American with his wife and three boys and Hanako-chan. Except recently moved, now they live in North California and I live in a dorm in USC... So I can't see them often. Onii-chan is a detective, ["Insert Michi's crazy evil laugh here, please."] Kimi-nee-san ["Don't see how that woman is 35 years old!"] is a community college teacher. Hanako-chan is my favorite niece ["Like you really have a hard time choosing between the sweet princess and the evil brats."].

Honorary member of the Haiirogitsune Clan is Kingitsune Naomi. ["Damn straight, I am!"] What can I say? We've been through everything together. Teased in elementary school because we looked different. ["Like that was so hard, look at me, YOU CAN SEE MY EYES!"] Bullied in middle school for being smarter than others. ["But then we compared us to your brothers and found we are very, very stupid. Who gets into USC but can't get into Toyko U? Us."] Stalked in high school because people got a brain. ["And found out that we were the only virgins in the school."] We came to America together, learned English together, and thankfully, we don't share a dorm together. ["The wonders of having a single bed dorm!"]

Me. Haiigitsune Michiko. Michi for short. Mich to my friends and readers are welcomed to call me that, and ["Gray from me and I'm the only one who gets to call her that and if anyone of you stu-"] Gray by childhood friends. ["You cut me off!"]

Then there's my younger brother. - -;;; What's there to say, before we get a side comment? He's a little brother.

Update On Death, Rebirth, and the Returning Marauder's Pride:

Chapter 24: 26th Month Lying is a NoNo. Completed and Posted. YATTA!

Chapter 25: 27th Month R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Still writing. ]

(Today is Tuesday, January 24, 2012!) Hopefully posted this weekend.

(Today is Sunday, January 29, 2012!) Yeah, that update isn't going to happen until this upcoming week because apparently so smart and intelligent human being decided to NOTto tell anyone that she was pregnant. ["It's not like we could tell she was pregnant either, I mean she's fa-Why are you glaring at me?"] So, she's fine, baby's going to be fine, we're all fine. ["Expect for the baby's daddy when the mommy's daddy found out. I never shall a black male go pale white before... It was enlightening."] SO, I'm sorry that I couldn't post, but I swear I'll get three post this month and I'm almost there.

(Today is Sunday, February 5, 2012!) Sorry! I'm waiting to get a story from a friend to use and my professors are loading us up with research papers. T-T I'm wearing myself thin as it is... Really sorry!

(Today is Thursday, February 16, 2012!) Okay, since my friend wishes to be whacked over the head with my English books, all eight of them, we're going to ignore him and write the new chapter anyways. I'll make it up to you all, I promise. Uh... Oh! I know. :D

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