Name: Authoress Hand or Queen Starcy, your choice

Age: Between just born and infinity, start guessing.

Location: On a certain blue planet in a certain solar system in a certain galaxy in a certain universe. That's all the more specific I'm goanna get.

Appearance: look at my avatar (aka the picture in the corner(if you can't tell, my eyes are red, my hair is brown and my clothes are yellow/gold))

Likes: Pranking Master Hand with Crazy

Hates: Crazy being on a sugar rush (if he has even one bite of candy or sugar (especially chocolate) he will go on a sugar rush that can and will destroy everything in his path)

Hi, everyone! Thanks for visiting my profile! ;)

I'll do my best to keep you all entertained!

The reason my name is Authoress Hand is because I was found on the doorstep of Master Hand's parents when we were still babies (MH is older by a few weeks). Since Mom and Dad knew I was from the Author's realm, they called me Authoress and took me in as their own (even though they were both giant, floating, talking hands). The next year, Crazy is born and I'm wasn't the youngest anymore! XD

The reason some people call me Queen Starcy is because when I had started my journey throughout the universe, there was a civil war going on in a planet called Constella. Under the name of Starcy, I fought with the Star Zodiac and defeated the other constellations. The twelve Zodiac warriors that survived the war then made me their queen. I traveled through the universe a little bit more the 'settled' on Constella, becoming their eternal queen. I still go out every once in a while to help Crazy prank MH and to help MH keep the chocolates away from Crazy (don't ask).

Now to the fun stuff! XD

http:/// This is where you can look at fanart for my story, The Subspace Emissary Continued. If you want to join, go for it! I am not in charge of this group. My friend, m3At, is the founder and my friend, Lord Lady Lex, is a co-founder as well as myself. Check it out!

Games I have

Gameboy Color
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

Gameboy Advanced
Mega Man Battle Network
Mega Man Battle Network 2
Mega Man Battle Network 3: Blue
Mega Man Battle Network 4: Red Sun
Mega Man Battle Network 5: Team Colonel
Mega Man Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar
Pokemon Fire Red
Pokemon Sapphire
Pokemon Emerald
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team
Trollz Hair Affair
Mega Man Zero

Nintendo Gamecube
Super Smash Brothers Melee
The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition (contains the original, Adventure of Link, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and a twenty minute demo of Wind Waker)
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Soul Caliber 2
Mega Man Anniversary Collection
Mega Man X Command Mission
Animal Crossing

Nintendo DS
Pokemon Diamond
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
Pokemon Ranger
Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Pokemon Heart Gold
Mega Man: ZX
Mega Man: ZX Advent
Mega Man Star Force: Pegasus
Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker x Ninja
Mega Man Star Force 3: Black Ace
Sonic Rush
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
Guitar Hero: World Tour
Dragon Quest IX: Sentinals of the Starry Skies
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Professor Layton and the Unwound Future

Nintendo Wii
Wii Sports
Wii Sports Resort
Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
Sonic and the Secret Rings
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic Colors
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Link's Crossbow Training
Dance Dance Revolution: Hottest Party 3
Dance Dance Revolution: Hottest Party
Dance Dance Revolution: Hottest Party 2
Xenoblade Chronicles

Nintendo 3DS
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Fire Emblem: Fates
Project X Zone
Pokemon X
Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wrght: Ace Attorney
Super Smash Brothers for 3DS

Nintendo 3DS E-Shop
Kid Icarus 3D
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
Metroid
Metriod: Fusion
Donkey Kong Jr.
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Super Mario Bros.
Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Yoshi
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advanced 3
Wario Land 4
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$
Wrecking Crew
NES Open Golf Tournament
Balloon Fight
Ice Climber
F-Zero: Maximun Velocity
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

Nintendo Wii U
Super Smash Brothers for Wii U
Splatoon
Nintendo Land
Super Mario 3D World

Nintendo Wii U EShop
Earthbound
Punch-Out Wii
Golden Sun

PC
Devil May Cry 4

Stories (Heads up, a ficie is to a fanfiction as a movie is to a tv show)

Fanfictions Finished:
Hylians then and Now (not part of major story line)
Summary: When Menma is discovered that he is part of the clan trying to destroy the Village Hidden in the Rice Patties, things take a turn when a girl appears out of no where.

The Birth of a Manakete (might be part of the major stroy line, not sure yet)
Summary: Ninan was the daughter of a human father and a pure dragon mother. At the temple she died at, Roy and his troops were just passing by. What happens when Roy and Lilina go inside? One of them learns something about their heritage they never knew.

Time Stream Pretty Cure (part of main story line, prequel to The Subspace Emissary Continued)
Summary: Before it all began, two friends found themselves in a fight against time collapsing as they receive the power to transform into Time Stream Pretty Cure.

The Subspace Emissary Continued (part of major story line)
Summary: What if the Smashers didn’t defeat Tabuu the first time? Watch the whole story unfold when Master Hand brings people in from our world into his own to save all the video game worlds out there.

PreCure All Stars New Stage: Friends of the Future (part of major story line, TimeStream Pretty Cure's ficie)
Summary: Have you watched the newest PreCure All Stars movie and didn't like the way it turned out? Well, neither did I which is why I did this. With keeping some of the elements of the movie itself as well as adding my own group, TimeStream Pretty Cure, here is a remake of the movie in story form.

Fanfictions Working On: (this doesn't mean I have posted them yet, it just means that they are in the process of being written)

The Legend of Zelda: Descendant of Link (part of major story line, on hold)
Summary: Ganondorf is reincarnated and it is up to Link’s descendant to stop him once and for all. Will contains elements from Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, the original 2, Minish Cap, and Four Swords.

The Legend of Zelda: The Legends Unite (part of main story line, on hold)
Summary: For some reason, Hyrule is disappearing one little piece at a time. The only ones who can stop this is Lindyn, her ancestors, and more people in another dimension who bear the same name as those ancestors and are mysterious linked through time and space.

Pretty Cure Zodiac (part of main story line, direct sequel of The Subspace Emissary Continued)
Summary: The majority of the powers of the constellations have been stolen by a woman wanting to destroy the Real World. Queen Starcy sends a couple of fairies to go out and find those that can wield the powers of the remaining constellations and rebuild the Pretty Cure Zodiac. Sequel to The Subspace Emissary Continued, but you don't have to read that to enjoy this one.

Fanfictions Wanting to Write:

Time Stream Pretty Cure Zodiac: The Return of Tabuu (part of main story line, ficie for Pretty Cure Zodiac, Time Stream Pretty Cure and The Subspace Emissary Continued)
Summary: Tabuu returns once again. Will the Smashers that could return and the now known to Master Hand TimeStream Pretty Cure and Pretty Cure Zodiac stop him for good?

Pretty Cure All Stars DXZ (part of main story line, ficie for Time Stream Pretty Cure and Pretty Cure Zodiac)
Summary: none as of yet

Super Smash Brothers ? (part of the main story line)
Summary: The next tournament by Master Hand is about to take place to decide the ultimate fighter of the universe.

This is the story line:

1. TimeStream Pretty Cure
2. PreCure All Stars New Stage: Friends of the Future
3. Subspace Emissary Continued, The Legend of Zelda: Descendant of Link
4. Pretty Cure Zodiac, The Legend of Zelda: The Legends Unite
5. Time Stream Pretty Cure Zodiac: The Return of Tabuu
6. Pretty Cure All Stars DXZ
7. Super Smash Brothers ?

Copy and Paste Section

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

God is good. God is great! If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not afraid to express your religion and fate and will protect it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Wario with a passion and would want to join me in burning him alive or some other gruesome and painful way in destroying him, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lord Lady Lex, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand. (WARIO SUCKS XD)

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Roy SHOULD NOT have been kicked out of Brawl. If you agree with me and think he should have a fighter spot on the next Smash Bros. game, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

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If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't lik ur girlfriend

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, PrincessOfDestiny14, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

Now, for some more stuff that's a little bit sadder.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other’s lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a
second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Re post this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

And now, for some more fun stuff!

Ninja Names!: Ever wonder what your ninja name really is? Well, with the help of this guide, you can find out.

A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J-zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi

My ninja name is Kedokukuta Kadochirimoshikuariari 'Arichikashimifu' Rikatote (Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand). Steps: 1. Seperate your name into 2 syllables (If your name has 3 letters, separate the 1st letter with the other 2 letters.) 2. Find your ninja name! *If you are satisfied, post this and your Ninja Name! on your profile.* By Ninja Mongoose.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Ways to creep out your roommate:

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''

10 commandments of a Teenager

1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle)
Note: The only reason I copy and pasted this onto my profile is because I thought these 10 commandments were funny. Do not actually do these things in real life.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

Top-Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans

1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times.

2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.

3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")

4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.

5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."

6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.

7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"

8. Try to kill your own shadow.

9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.

10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.

type ur name: Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand

type ur name with ur knuckles: queen AujtnorsZAZS 'aqswtarcy' Hasnd (That was really bad.)

type ur name with ur nose: Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand (Yay, no mistakes!)

type ur name with ur feet: Quee n Au tr f hbo ress ;'Stzsrc y' h and (That was een worse than the knuckles!)

type ur name with a pen without looking: QUEEN ATRGJFDXX DGDFVJ BDBH (I can't believe I got the first name right...)

type ur name without looking: ueen Authpress 'Starcy Danf (Well, it was better than the feet.)

type ur name with ur elbows: qikujswedwdesmnj k akuijfrkmjip;lwe3sazsxazs "zxsafrwde3sx 6tgy azs nhbjde (What the f(beep!))

type ur name with ur thumbs: Queen Aythoredd Starcy Hand (I mwas not focusing when I was diong the thumbs...)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

stupid things that people do. (bold the ones that you have done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Do Reflections Count?)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back (well I am NOW!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Pit
2. Roy
3. Sonic
4. Peach
5. Link
6. Sheik
7. Zelda
8. Nana
9. Wolf
10. Samus

Then ask the following questions

What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Pit, what's wrong?"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"GET OUT OF HERE, SONIC!" (kicks Sonic to the moon)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Oh...my...god. I never knew Peach and Wolf were in love! =3

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Link, what is this suposed to be?

Link: It's a Hylian delicacy.

Me: Is it supposed to move?

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd take a peek at Sheik's true face.

Number 7 suddenly conessed to be part of your family?

Being part of the royal Hylian family? Cool!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Nana: (on a hospital bed covered in bandaids) Why'd you take me to the desert?

Me: I thought it would be fun.

Number 9 made fun of all your friends?

I'm not surprised. After all, Wolf is a bad guy.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Who wouldn't be ignored by Samus if it wasn't important?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Pit would disarm them, make them run away, and then kiss the OC that was with me, Rose, passionately.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Roy would act like an overprotective big brother (even though I'm clearly older than him) and get me to the nearest hospital.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Sonic, why is there a chili dog in this box?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Peach would order all her servants to get me out, but by the time they do, I'm all burnt up.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?

Link would try to help me get out of it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Pit: (stares at me in shock) I didn't know you... went that way.

Me: I'm not! It's just a question to see how you would react!

Pit: Oh.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Zelda would probably give me some good advice to help get me back on my feet so I can kill the old boyfriend.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

That b(beep!)ard Wolf doesn't even show up!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Samus would probably blast me to the moon.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Isn't it obvious? He's so handsome, an angel and serves a goddess. What more do you want?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

I would beat Roy to a pulp, then tell Wolf so he can help me finish the job.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Maybe. It all depends on how Sonic's parents are like.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Only if Sheik be a woman and Link isn't in love with Zelda, Ilia, Midna, Malon, etc.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Nothing or tell Sheik the problem and get killed ninja style.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind?

Why won't Zelda stop staring at me? It will grow back.

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her?

Don't worry, Nana. You'll find the man of your dreams someday.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

I'll send an e-mail saying "Sorry, Wolf. I'm seeing someone else right now."

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: HOLY SH(BEEP!)T! I have to send this to Rose! (takes picture of Pit and Samus kissing with cell phone, sends it to Rose)

Rose: (breaks down the door) SAMUS! (kicks Samus to the moon)

You've noticed that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Sonic, Peach, what are you doing in there?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No way would Pit and Sheik be soul mates, especially if Sheik be a man.

Would 2 trust 5?

Of course Roy would trust Link. A swordsman always trust a fellow swordsman unless they both come from Fire Emblem. Then unless they're from the same game title, they hate each other.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Bye, Peach. Samus will blast you to the moon in 3...2...1. (Samus blasts Peach to the moon)

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick?

Probably about godesses since Pit and Link both serve some.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Since sheik can't cook, looks like Sonic will be making Chili Dogs. Again.

7 and 9 applied for a job. What job?

I don't know. A stripper joint?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is this okay?

NO! Nana can't cut hair and will probably kill Link if she doesn't keep her hand steady and aim away from the neck.

9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Maybe. If Wolf does a good job, guesses Sheik's sexuality correctly and Sheik is actually looking for someone.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

If Samus will catch Wolf before Fox does, what will you do with him?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Sorry, Pit, but I'm not getting between you and Samus since she's going to blast you to the moon in 3...2...1. (Samus blasts Pit to the moon)

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF. What would happen?

Since Roy doesn't know how to work a cell phone or a computer, he has to rely on snail mail. Wolf accidentally gets the the mail and just throws it away. Problem solved.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Please let nothing bad happen. Please let nothing bad happen. (big crash) Oh dear! Something bad happened!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Must've got lost in the mail. Here you go, Sheik. (hands Sheik an invitation)

Sheik: Thanks.

7 won the lottery?

Zelda: I'M EVEN RICHER THAN BEFORE!

8 has quite the big secret.

Nana's brother is really her husband!

9 became a singer?

OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP!

10 got a daughter?

Samus, when did that happen? (Samus blasts me to the moon)

What would 1 think of 2?

Pit: Roy is another brother from another mother and another world.

How would 3 greet 4?

Sonic: Hey, Peach.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Peach: Why does he get to travel around a giant kingdom while I have to be captured by a stupid, giant turtle?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Link would dream about the time he and Sheik were in the Gerudo Desert.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Seriously? They're the same person!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Zelda: NANA! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR TAKING ALL OF MY JEWELRY!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Only at the Smash Bros. tournament.

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Wolf: I wouldn't even dare to talk to her!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Samus: He as a powerful goddess, the author, and a obessed OC behind him.

Is 3 gay?

Sonic? Gay? Ha ha ha ha! That's a good one.

How do you feel right now?

Oh God... I just finished writing the last part of SSEC... I really don't know how to feel about that...

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Link: Zelda, why did you kidnap Roy?

Zelda: (points gun to Roy's head who is tied to a chair) SHUT UP, LINK! Give me the Triforce of Courage or he's dead!

Roy: Don't do it, Link! Zelda's not in her right mind!

Zelda: Hell, I am too... (gunshot rings through abandon warehouse as Zelda's chest gets very bloody and she drops to the floor, dead)

Me: (holding gun) What? No one else was gonna do it.

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Long story short; Sonic leaves because there are no chili dogs and Nana has a good time with Peach.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?

Since Sheik probably doesn't even have a house, it looks I'll be staying the night with Pit.

2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?

OH MY GOD! (blasts Roy and Zelda to the moon)

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Nana: Shiek be a woman, right?

Sheik: Nobody knows except for me. Why?

Nana: Oh well. Either way, I would've done this. (Nana blows ice on Sonic and Sheik, freezing them)

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?

Me: Help me! I've been jumped by... Peach? (Peach is holding a knife to my throat with a manical look on her face)

Samus: I'm outta here. (leaves)

Roy: I got you, Authoress! (runs up, stabs Peach in the head and saves me)

Zelda: I could've totally done it.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Pit: HELP ME! (gets clobbered by fan firls that loves his cooking because it tastes like it was made by the hands of an angel... wait a minute)

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Sonic: OH MY GOD! (sees Nana, Peach and Wolf in wedding dresses) NOT WOLF!

Wolf: Get me out of this f(beep!)kin' dress! (leaves to take off the dress)

Sonic: I'll have to say... Nana.

Nana: Yay! (leaps into Sonic's arms while Peach runs away crying)

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

Sonic: Wait! What did I do?

Everyone else: You ate the last chili dog!

Sonic: Oh. Well in that case, I'm outta here! (runs away before everyone does a dog pile on his)

Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.

Priest: I pronounce you- (Nana barges into the church, very mad)

Nana: HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING! (freezes everything and everyone in the church)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Sheik is just Zelda in disguise!

9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Wolf: Damn Fox, always trying to arrest me... (walks into the church, notices everything frozen) Uh... what happened when I was gone?