Michelangelo was not a vengeful person. He didn't care who had killed his father, it didn't matter. What did matter was there was three baby boys, a lost girl and a son left behind in the wake of someone's own vengeful frenzy and this boy, this orphan, had nothing left of what he knew.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

An AU story with ROTF and G1 elements. Megatron's blast didn't kill Sam instantly. After Sam revives Optimus, he succumbs to his fatal injuries. The Dynasty of Primes decide to give him a second chance... as a sparkling seeker. Contains slash.

Every war has its casualties but there are some things even worse than death. Familial ties and faction loyalty will be tested. Eventual/Possible romance in future chapters. Rating has changed to M due to forthcoming content.

One-shot drabbles I've jotted down for fun, mostly set post-ceasefire: Megs likes 80's Earth music; Prime and Elita get it on; Prime's response to fan fiction; a couple top-secret entries from Prime's diary; Prime defaces Megs's gilding...

Season 2 finale celebratory evil robots.

Companion to The Bots and the Bees because a few people suggested it and I was curious as well.

There's Ratchet/Optimus but that's not the focus. Set in the same continuity as Opportunity. Jack learns something new about the Autobots that he kind of didn't want to know!

Takes place in "Sick Mind" as if the mission had failed. Warning for character death and self-offlining.

Post season 2 finale "Darkest Hour". Ratchet. Sads and stuff. Written before season 3 came out.

Post "Sick Mind". Soft. Implied. Fluff and stuff.

Have you ever seen Sherlock Holmes doing the Macarena? How about the Chicken Dance? Or better yet: Salsa dancing? This is basically crack, but a lot of fun all the same :D

Inside has more info. Rated M for later chapters. What college is like between two rivaling headmasters, dysfunctional families, strategic "accidents", Primes, substitute teachers, and other strange moments and events. Some fluff and humor, some romance, some horror/disturbing psychology. Work never stops.

On a rare night when the Nemesis is in power-down, Starscream goes to spend it with Megatron. Slash fic, one-shot, mechxmech, don't like, don't read. Prime-verse.

Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.

AU Human turtles. Leo seems to have caught Mikey's cold, but never fear! Donnie, Raph, and Mikey are here to help their sick brother, though he might be better off on his own... Humorous antics, odd situations, and fluff abound!

Starscream has been acting strange lately, and it is unsettling to the Decepticon leader. So, Megatron confronts his second and is surprised by what he learns. But is he pleased with it?

Loki, a single father of three, has his busy life slammed into a wall when he nearly runs over a stranger with exotic eyes. The closer they get, the more the ghosts of Loki's past reveal of themselves. Earth AU, Thor/Loki & Thor/Jane, past violence

They had to let each other go, even if neither of them wanted to. TFA, slash

"Why!" Sideswipe sobbed into the Rec-Room table, "They were in their prime!"

An old memory of the hero we know as Optimus Prime. Just a snapshot of a peaceful Cybertron, of a brother and a mentor, from before the war.

You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

Freedom wasn't outside of the asylum. It was inside of her, all along.

Sweet Pea was with Rocket ever since day one. And will always will be.

Optimus Prime contemplates a dangerous subject a year after the events in Dark of the Moon.

Mudflap and Skids should not call Ratchet Hatchet. Nor should Optimus. Rated for poor Mr. Tibbles and Cybertron cussing. Oneshot.

Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. An unstoppable force who could not be stopped in his strive for peace and justice, even in the face of the toughest opponents. And yet, here he was, being blocked on highway 198, by a tiny four legged organic.

Warning: Complete Crack!

Pure and utter crack. When Decepticons are bored, madness ensues. How will they stop Starscream's plan? What is Megatron doing in his room? Inspired by the works of Arctic Banana and Kibble Beast.

A pointless crack one-shot, filled with silliness and naughty language. Primes aren't too lucky, Ironhide is the best and Megatron tries his hand at shipping. Enjoy LOL

Sleep is an elusive target for young, Annabelle Lennox one night. Ironhide takes notice. Annabelle/Ironhide father/daughter fluff.

Transformers: Prime. Starscream takes comfort in the stray he picked up. SLASH

Sam and Mikaela have questions and they look to Ratchet for answers. Primus help them all. Slash. Optimus/Ratchet, hinted Sam/Bee/Mikaela

It was the Fourth of July and the soldiers of N.E.S.T. had gathered to celebrate and remember. It would be an unforgettable night, especially for the Autobots.

Megatron dares, Starscream accepts. They both regret it.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Just what the title says. WARNING: VERY DARK AND GRAPHIC!

There were few things in life that made Ironhide fear for his circuits, but that was exactly how he felt as he stared down at the pint sized giggling villainess approaching him with her paint covered body.

TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.

A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.

Annabelle draws very special pictures.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end