B'Day - 28 June

Age - 23

Height - 5.7

Hair color - Dark Black

Sex- Hmmm... Why not? But only if you're a female! I am dude XD

One more thing - I am Awesomeeeee!

Ranking according To My Fic, but Explained in terms of Manga

Low to High D - this is the lowest level of strength for a ninja; standardize the rank of an academy student and a low level Genin. Low D is the strength that canon Naruto starts off with until he learns tree walking and raise his level low Genin, people who are also at this level are Ino and Sakura before they get trained by Tsunade.

Low C - this is the rank of a standard level genin to a higher level genin. At the start of the anime until the wave arc, this is the level Sasuke Uchiha was at. People who are also on this level were Choji, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata and Kiba. Neji was the only Genin who is at a high Genin level as Lee was wearing his weights.

Mid C - This is the level of a low Chunin.

High C -This is the level for mid Chunin it is also the level of Rock Lee without his weights and level of Neji after learning Rotation and 128 palm technique.

Low B - This level is for a high Chunin level Nin. This is the level at which Naruto was over the 2 years.

Mid to High B - This rank is for ELITE CHUNIN.

Low to High A -This rank is for special Jonin, standard Jonin and Elite Jonin respectively (but there are higher level for elite Jonin, it is the lowest level for an elite Jonin).

Low S - This rank is the level of an Anbu. Any low S rank Shinobi is capable of taking on two or more A ranked ninja and defeating them with minimal injury.

Mid Level S Rank or S Rank - This rank is for a captain of an Anbu squad. (Itachi was at Low S rank when he was 13.)

High S Rank or S Rank - This is the level of a Low Kage level Shinobi. Shinobi with the same rank can be stronger than each other accordingly.

Low Level SS – This level is for Mid Kage level Shinobi. Kakashi will be at this level in my story, but not because of his battle strength, but because of shrewdness, knowledge of techniques and Sharingan eye. So, a stronger ninja of same level can beat him.

Mid SS or SS Rank - This level is for High Kage level Shinobi. Note; Orochimaru is High Kage level, but still weaker in comparison to Sarutobi (minus the impure world resurrection jutsu)

Higher SS (SS) - This Level is for the Shinboi of the highest caliber. SS Rank means that a Shinobi has surpassed the power of a High Kage level Shinobi. Kushina, Jiraiya, Minato, Hashirama, Tobirama, 3rd Raikage, Kinkaku, Ginkaku and Madara Uchiha were at this level.

Note; Hashirama and Madara were 3 or 4 times stronger than Tobirama. And Tobirama and Minato are stronger than any other SS Rank Shinobi except the very pinnacle of power, Madara and Hashirama.

X Rank - Sage of the Six Paths. Madara will be also at this level after he fully revives with both of his Rinnegan eyes. Yes, when Madara fully resurrects, he will be as powerful as Sage of the Six Paths.

I will also post an Mage ranking chart in my future chapters.

Link to Naruto's Guild Mark

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Hey guys this your own NTTL the Ero-sama. This story is greatly under appreciated, and if you want to read something great and well written then go try this.

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This image is drawn by Naruto6023 for my fic "The One Who Conquers All"

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Likes & Dislikes:

Likes: Well, I like watching anime, manga, playing PC games, reading & writing fanfiction, reading novels (author sweat drops, no I'm not a bookworm), Drawing, Playing pool, Sleeping, Spending time with my family, Hanging out with friends, my parents, little brother (although sometimes he's a royal pain in the ass) etc.

Dislikes: Hypocrites, Rapists, Racists, people who can't stand for themselves, people who try to impose their views just to prove that their right, Terrorists (especially who claim their deceitful acts as a matter of protecting their religion) etc.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Tower of Drouga:The Aegis of Uruk, Dragonball Z, GT, Rosario Vampire 1 2, Ah! My goddess, Ah! My Budha 12, Beyblade, Kekkaishi, Busou Renkin, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, etc.

View about Animes:- Time consuming, /imaginary and useless. But fuck! Because of my little brother, I started watching some and double fuck because I loved them.

View about the power systems used in animes: - In Bleach whole power system is fucked up but still it is tolerable but in Naruto the whole thing is fucked up. Hero; the main character is a super idiot who likes to get his ass kicked by every female he meets. He has no skills whatsoever to become a good ninja (even though he is the son of two legendary ninjas) except the large chakra reserves. In whole canon Naruto used only 3 or 4 Jutsu while Sasuke have a never ending list of jutsu.

Naruto has the stupid ideas for peace and cycle of hatred: - He has no skills required to become a kage. Remember when Naruto met Sasuke after almost three years in Orochimaru's hideout, what he said "What kind of Hokage will I make if I can't even save a single friend?" and what he said recently in Manga "We will die together or something like that". Most authors represent Sasuke as a gay, but I think Naruto is the real gay who is desperately in love with Sasuke.

Just imagine what will happen if Naruto becomes Hokage: - Yes, chaos and total destruction of the leaf village. Imagine Naruto is currently sitting in Hokage's office and trying to arrange mission order wise from S to D. 'I can't send my precious Ninjas to S and A rank missions, they are very dangerous. Yatta! I will just decline them all,' thought Naruto while looking very proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea.

Next B to C rank missions. A new rookie team arrives to get their first C rank mission.

"Hokage-sama, me and my team is here for our first C-rank mission.

Naruto froze, 'No!No! I can't send them out there without proper protection it is way too dangerous,' Naruto thought, then suddenly a idea pops up in his nut size brain. "I will send three Jonin with each genin team," he said while pumping his fists in the air.

Every one sweat dropped after seeing the antics of their so called great kage. After one year Konoho's economy collapsed due the great ideas of their great leader as they didn't have enough money to keep the village running.

Important rant about Bearing the Hatred and all that crap: - Suppose Naruto married to Hinata and one day Sasuke raped her. Naruto searched for him and caught him fucking an unconscious Shizune in his office.

"You bastard, I will Kill you," Naruto shouted, and pinned Sasuke to the wall.

"Naruto," Sasuke said in a calm voice, "If you kill me, nothing will change, only a new cycle of hatred will begin and consume the peace you have created," Sasuke said.

Now, Naruto hugs Sasuke with teary eyes and said "You finally understand the real meaning of peace. You can fuck Hinata-chan as much you as you want because you are my friend."..."Hey Sasuke, can I fuck Sakura-chan?" asked Naruto in a hopeful voice.

"No!" replied Sasuke in a sharp voice.

"OK!OK!" this is what would happen if we follow the stupid ideas of Kisimoto about peace.

What I like about animes: - Action, Romance and Lemons of high quality.

Fav. pairings-

Naruto/Kushina(but not as mother and son) / Naruto's sister (In my fic her name is Akane and its my most favorite pairing) / Fem. kyuubi/ Fem. Haku/Yugito/ Mei Terumi/ Anko Mitarashii/ Konan/ Tenten/ Temari- I enjoy these pairings since they are not used as often.

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Reviews!

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Heartless demon wolf'-

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting, albeit tragic true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know about how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but the reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy, but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really makes us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible… no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer... I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there… and sit… and wait… and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow… fuck... I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.