MasteringtheMachinehide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Misfits, 2009, and Supernatural. Hello! You have sumbled across the profile of Alex. I, like every other member of this site, enjoy writing. I haven't been doing it much for the past year, but my interest in Misfits, combined with the lack of Simon/Nathan fanfiction, prompted me to start again. I will be writing for a few fandoms, but I will be sticking to Slash, femslash and gen. As of now, I'm working on a Sam/Castiel ficlet, though if it will ever glimpse the light of day remains to be seen. Fandoms/Ships: Sherlock Holmes (any version): Sherlock/John Supernatural: Sam/Dean, Sam/Castiel, Gabriel/Sam, Bela/Ruby, Dean/Castiel (on occasion) Misfits: Simon/Nathan Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Pansy/Hermione, Ginny/Pansy, Luna/Hermione, Tonks/Ginny, Luna/Ginny, Snape/Remus, Hermione/Fleure, Ron/Draco, Bellatrix/Pansy, Bellatrix/Hermione Glee: Blaine/Kurt, Santana/Brittany, Quinn/Rachel, Santana/Rachel Merlin: Morgause/Morgana, Morgana/Gwen, Merlin/Arthur Doctor who: Doctor/Master, DoctorxRose, Amy/Rose, DoctorxAmy Crossovers: Doctor/Sherlock, John/Rory Williams, Irene Adler/River Song |
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TwentyTwenty by Fireglass reviews
Sam is afflicted after a case gone wrong; Dean has to stand in the gap for him, and realize that sometimes there are no lessons to be learned. Just pranks to be had and ice to chew. Hurt!Sam, Protective!Dean and some loud-mouthed teenagers.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Carrion Men by mamapranayama reviews
The worst part was not being able to fight back. Lots of hurt!Sam. Spoiler warnings for season 7 up to 'Defending You Life'. General warnings for language and violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Selfishly Selfless by Aachi reviews
Watson deals with the loss and return of his closest friend. Set immediately after SH2. Holmes/Watson non-romantic 'bromance' - brothers in bond.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Undeserving by MattyBelkin reviews
Brittany confronts Finn after the events of 3x06.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Science of Fear by Not Poignant reviews
Set late season 2. Nathan finally finds employment only to find out his boss was affected by the storm, and his immortality can't save him. Warnings: Rape. Eventual Simon/Nathan.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,435 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Bleeding Love by paundromat reviews
Hemophilia: a disease that impairs the clotting ability of blood. Kurt's a hemophiliac; Blaine's a hardworking hospital volunteer. When Blaine donates blood for the first time, their two worlds come crashing together. AU. Rating subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,317 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Intoxicate the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,020 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's a Crack Behind the Fridge by reincarnatedwitch reviews
John was just making tea, completely normal huh? Then suddenly, John's not there any more - and no-one can remember him. What's going on? Look's like someone needs a Doctor… *Happy Birthday misskam!* :D
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
A 'Friend' by thisprofileisdeadbuthavemyfic reviews
The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Proposal by paundromat reviews
When Kurt Hummel's top-tier business position is threatened by his impending deportation to Paris, he immediately elects to marry his assistant-cum-secretary, Blaine Anderson. AU, based upon The Proposal. Rating subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Are You Over There Sexting? by Kendarrr reviews
Quinn gets a new phone and a new number, so she decided to troll Rachel by sexting her. Rachel gets into it and Quinn starts to enjoy it, until one day, Mr. Schue asks them for their contact info. Rachel sees Quinn's number, and she confronts her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Let The Games Begin by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's Quidditch season and tension is rising between the Slytherin and Hufflepuff teams. A Harry Potter/Glee crossover with smut, fluff, and broomsticks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Sins Into Me by Emoryems reviews
Karofsky's assault went much further than anyone knew and Kurt tries to deal with the fallout alone. Kurt and Wes friendship, Hudmel interaction and mild Blaine/Kurt pre-slash. Hurt/Comfort. Please read warnings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,739 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Saved Message by Mousme reviews
Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Time and Space for Geniuses by ighttior reviews
The events of Dr. Who, Series 5, with characters from Sherlock BBC interwoven in. The Doctor doesn't land in Amelia Pond's backyard, but in a the Holmes'…
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Natural by AquilusNyx reviews
It should just have been an awkward situation, fixed with a quiet talk. It wasn't. Instead, a teacher finds himself comforting a shattered boy, trying to hold him together. No pairing, warnings for sexual abuse, rated for dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Tastes Like Success by paundromat reviews
"I CAN BE OVERZEALOUS IF I WANT TO BE, BLAINE," Kurt shouted, pushing an array of cookie boxes at his boyfriend. "Now shut up and help me stack." Kurt helps Blaine and his little sister sell Girl Scout cookies.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Don't Know How This Started by Nini Black reviews
Kurt can't remember where he's been for the last three weeks. There's probably a good reason for that. Warnings: non-con, violence, original character death
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Hair Nightmare by paundromat reviews
"Blaine," Kurt tries before his voice gets caught somewhere in the middle of his throat. He coughs a little bit and tries again. "Blaine, where's your hair?" A slightly crackish Klaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Burn Your Name by lucablue reviews
A demon kidnaps Sam and tortures him when he's at his lowest. Sam, being Sam, thinks he deserves it after all he's done. Set just after S05E11 Sam Interrupted. WARNING: Explicit torture and rape are contained in this fic - don't like, don't read!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Kiss Me by letyourdorkout reviews
This is a fill for this prompt over the rq meme on LJ. "In order to raise money for the bus to Sectionals/Regionals/Nationals... whatever, Rachel comes up with the brilliant idea for them to set up a kissing booth in order to raise the money." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out by Nini Black reviews
Kurt just walked into a door. Really. Why won't anyone believe him? Kurt/Blaine, ensemble
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard! by sixtyninebro reviews
Simon goes to the community centre one night to find Nathan asleep and films him on his phone.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Simon B., Nathan Y.
Hell and High Water by Madebyme reviews
Set in season one. Dean couldn't think of a worse place to be stuck. In the middle of nowhere, on a flooded side road, with a bleeding brother and no plan B. Plenty of hurt boys, h/c and brotherly bonding.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Every Smile That's Unveiled by somethingsdont reviews
Rachel/Quinn. Somewhere along the way, Quinn Fabray discovers that Rachel Berry is just a girl. Just a girl like her. Post-2.02, Britney/Brittany.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Cupid's Gun by tyhyin reviews
"Even as you are living it things feel off. Like the world is titled every so slightly to the right and you're constantly having to lean so as not to fall off." Nathan/Simon SLASH
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Cold Was the Ground by sbgrrl reviews
During a hunt, Sam and Castiel end up separated from Dean. Wounded, cut off, and hunted by the monster they were chasing, they have to work together to survive until Dean finds them. S5, contains some gore and definitely foul language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Un Entendre by HeavenlyBodies reviews
based on theinsaneeraser's prompt Sam's getting tiered of Dean and Cas' eye-fking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; 'm afraid it's not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Not a Victim by Crawler reviews
Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Then One by VanillaBean147 reviews
Being hit with a wayward spell leaves Harry with more then just a headache. Strange dreams, unusual thoughts and an all too familiar voice in his head are just a few of the side effects he's left with. H/D. M Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amid Adversity by Daylight reviews
The bloody pair glared at each other and uttered in unison, "If I let something happen to you, Dean will kill me!"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sam W., Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Choices by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Neal really didn't like guns. Needless to say, bullets weren't his friends either.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Hunter and Hunted by K Hanna Korossy reviews
A hunt for a berserker in the woods soon becomes a hunt for Winchesters when the cops become involved and Sam is injured.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,759 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Lean and Hungry Look by Kerisempai reviews
Someone is trying to kill Pansy Parkinson. Can her former enemies put their own prejudice aside long enough to save her life? Hermione/Pansy femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Fool Rushes In by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nightly Encounters by LittleRedOne reviews
After serving detention, Ginny and Pansy end up having a little encounter in the dungeons. Femslash with a mention of slash in passing. Ginny/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ginny W., Pansy P. - Complete
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Priorities by Floralia reviews
Faced with an annoying little brother, a giant dog monster and money troubles, Dean’s honestly not sure what's stressing him out the most. Until a minor car accident causes him to rethink his priorities.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Old Ghosts by Gillian Middleton reviews
AU story where Sam and Dean were separated as children and meet as adults, not knowing they are brothers. They fall in love, but they have Dean's past & Sam's family to contend with. And then there is the biggest secret of them all...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Yours furrever reviews
In which Castiel takes on the unlikely role as caretaker for a kitten in order to better understand the odd effects the animal is having on Sam and Dean. Cracky fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Little talks reviews
Traumatised by a horrible fire and the death of his girlfriend, Sam is left injured and unable to continue working with his brother. Sam does not cope well, so Dean gets help from his friend Castiel to help Sam enjoy life again. Sam/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Of beatings and rescues reviews
Nathan gets into a particularly bad disagreement late at night and ends up stranded in the middle of nowhere. Who better to call for help than Barry? Pre-slash.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Lingering fears reviews
Nathan thought he'd overcome his troubles, but is still haunted by what happened to him as a child. This time though, when Nathan tells, someone is there to listen. Established Simon/Nathan. Mentions of Noncon!
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Within reach reviews
Nathan, along with Simon and Alisha, end up stuck in a container at the precise moment Nathans claustrophobia decides to kick in. Great... Simon/Nathan pre-slash
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
