Since when did writing stories become so restrictive? If you are going to ban second-person stories, then you might as well get rid of the other two and then anything else that requires words.

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE Sentiment is a Sin and Mystere will no longer be updated until the issue presented by Critics United and the Admins of this page is resolved.

Here is an overall disclaimer: I do not in way, shape, or form own Ouran High School, Host Club, Rise of the Guardians, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, or Hunter x Hunter. Those rights go exclusively to the authors of the stories and the publishers.

For those who don't know me, let me tell you this: stories are written on a motivational burst. I update as soon as I finish, but I'm not going to force myself to type up some piece of crap between work and school. You, the readers, don't deserve that, and neither do I. I write here to improve my abilities, so updates will be sporadic.

Updated Notice

It is official, my life is over. Almost quite literally. You see, my good people who actually bother to read this, I have lost my two USB sticks. This is a MAJOR problem because, not only is all my really important school and work documents on there, so are my stories. I have so many half typed up chapter on there, it isn't even funny. Plots and plans, future scenes. All gone. I had so much typed up for each story all for nothing. My novels are on that thing! Unless I re-read and pull some sh*t out of some dark hole, it's going to take me a little while to update.

I'm very sorry, but I'll try to both find my dang USB drive and to come up with something in the meantime.

For those of you who actually came here to find out why it took me such a ridiculously long time to get going again, here it it: I'm F-ing overworked and tired. This past week (that's seven days folks) I've gotten about 17 hours of sleep total. That's not healthy! I have to wake up at five so that I can shower and stuff, take about of bite of whatever I can get my hands on easily before running out the door to fight traffic to get to my morning class. From there I have to rush to work and spend quite a number of hours sorting through the mess the other employees make.

On a side note, just so that you people know just how freaking stressed out I am, I had a breakdown at work. An employee my boss felt sorry for was pretty much making me do all her work for her, but I dealt with it with the proper procedures and whatnot, trying to just get through it one day at a time. Just a few days ago, I had a major seminar I had to attend, so I was taking an early leave from work. After informing my boss, I went and told all the others that if they needed anything from me, they had to do it before noon because otherwise they'd have to do without. The stupid lady comes up to me RIGHT AS I WAS LEAVING and asks me to hep (read do) something for her. I told her that I couldn't because I had to leave right then if I wanted to make it to the seminar on time. But she insisted saying that it would only take a few seconds (and I know her and what sort of things she would ask me to 'help' with and they are NOT only a few seconds, try hours). So I told her again that I couldn't, that I had to leave right THEN. But she keeps at it, starting to whine how I don't help her and treat her poorly just because she's older than me so I look down on her. Finally I snap (this lady has been pushing my buttons for months now- and she looks down on me because I'm younger than her so she thinks she has more experience with life and knows better and can tell me what to do- and I tell her that I have been doing all her g*d d*mned work for her lazy a*s and I was tired of taking her other shi*t on top of that when I had my own life and problems to take care of and was losing sleep over things that shouldn't be affecting someone of my position at all- and that she needed to back the F off because I wasn't going to fail a university class (that I paid with my own hard earned money) because she didn't want to do the work she was hired and paid to do. I then took off to try to make it to my seminar on time, only to get there 15- FIFTEEN- minutes late because of that woman. And when my professor asked me why I would do something like that, all the stress caught up to me and I burst into tears pathetically and spilled everything I've pretty much bottled up for the last several months. (Poor guy was probably scarred). Luckily my prof was really understanding and didn't hold it against me. The next day my boss calls me in and starts telling me off for snapping at the poor woman. So I let him finish up his lecture, then let him know that I was quitting- to which he exclaims that he hadn't meant to make me feel responsible enough to quit, only to warn me and make sure I wouldn't do it again. And so I let him know that, that reaction was exactly why I was quitting. I had sent in several reports about her behavior towards myself, other employees, and customers- and yet no disciplinary action was taken. After an extensive argument about said documents, we find out the the woman had been getting rid of my filed reports.

Guess what? Stupid lady is just on probation. Damn right? Still not fired. I'm pissed.

Anyways after work gets out I have to drive back over to campus for my evening classes, then run home to finish homework from those classes as well as my other two online classes- not to mention chores and other family things that get curve-balled at me on frequent occasions. If I'm lucky, then I get to bed around midnight. Most of the time it's been around one to three in the morning though.

So forgive me if I choose to catch up on my sleep debt on my one day off instead of typing something up for you guys. I love writing and I'm not discontinuing, but please give me a bit of a break and not hound me. I really am trying.

Last Update

Since I haven't received a reply, I started a petition to try to get the admins of this site to allow second-person/you stories:

Second-person/you stories: Allow second-person/you stories on fanfiction.net

or (if that link won't work for your computer or phone)

Please help spread the word and get others to sign up!

Please don't attack the reviewer on my behalf. I don't want any of us to lower ourselves to their level. In a way I pity them, because they really must have no life outside the computer and must be abused in some way that they wish to shove their pain off onto others. Just keep in mind that it takes 100 positive comments to make up the emotional damage for every ONE negative comment.

I want to say thank you to Jessie Luna, Aquamarine Lacus, Zehava, skidney,Searching.For.Enadi, Dean's Dirty Little Secert, GirloftheArts, Secret29, TheKawaiiStar21, Blue-Ice-Rain, deathlover25, I Know I'm A Dreamer, anna the viking XD, CrimsonSkyTamer, anyandeveryanime, Burning Lights, akira45, and QRed for your reviews for Sentiment is a Sin and support. And thank you all you anonymous folk for keeping up with my stories.

If you like my stories thanks! If not, c'est la vie.

Anyways, please feel free to read and if you like it please review, I really do like opinions.

On-going Stories:

Twin Dilemma

Vongola Decimo's True Nine Months of Hell

Vongola Academy- Evil Lady Red has kindly started translating this story in French!

White World

Wishes of the Heart

Turn to Ash (glossary can be found: http:///works/990772)

Keeper of the Books

Unstoppable Addiction

Bona Fide Teacher

Stories on Hold:

Sentiment is a Sin (written in wrong style and in danger of being taken down by Critics United, waiting for reply from admin's before making final adjustments or taking down completely) go to http:///works/781771 if this story is deleted or taken down. If I can convince the admins of FF to allow second-person, then I will be moving my stories there.

Mystere (written in wrong style and in danger of being taken down by Critics United, waiting for reply from admin's before making final adjustments or taking down completely)

Angel or Demon (I will bring the poll up for edited version back up soon)

Completed Stories:

Christmas Parties and Ballroom Dancing- An excerpt from Sentiment is a Sin

Upcoming Stories:

(KHR) Out of Character; Meet Luca. She's a kind, sweet, adorable, manipulative girl. The AIDS she had been fighting for her whole life has now finally won over. Luca is now dead, and is going to be reincarnated as...Skull? Luca:"Somebody shoot me now." --x

(KHR) Dimensional Rift [co-authoring with WinterLily24]; Tsuna fell down a hole, but when she finally managed to climb out she noticed something was off about her home town, and why was there an exact duplicate of her in male form?

(KHR) To Be a Star; Tsuna is a famous idol, known for her sweet and overly naive behavior. But after she sees for herself that her boyfriend cheated on her, she shuns the idea of dating and love and dives head first into her jobs. So what happens when the even more famous Reborn comes in? And why is Giotto and the arrogant new band leader Byakuran taking an interest in her suddenly?

(KHR) Limelight; One act of kindness toward a badly disguised super celebrity Giotto Vongola, lands Rin into a world of celebrities, concerts, cameras, jealous fans, even MORE celebrities, and so much more. One thing was for sure though... "I am never being a good samaritan ever again."

(Anime crossover) World Academy [co-authoring with AccessBlade]

(Bleach) Forever and a Day; Mizuko didn't really think about the possibility of an after life, but when she wakes up to find a painfully familiar mane of white hair standing over her, she starts wishing that she knew a little bit less of everything going on around her.

(Bleach) The day Shiba Kaien died, he shoved one Negibana out of his very soul and into relative safety- if the human world could be called that, in order to protect his precious ones from the truth that was Aizen. For years she stayed hidden, waiting in the wings for her vengeance, only to stumble upon one strange little boy who reminded her of her lost half.

(Naruto/Avatar the last Airbender X-Over) Another cycle of Avatars went through until another Airbender took the reigns again, only for the world to end. The cycle broke and went ary, forcing the Avatar's last form to be reborn repeatedly through the ages. Now in yet another forming world the Avatar finds themselves in a world of shinobi with abilities so painfully similar as it was different to the world that once was full of elemental benders. [OC story, closely tied with Aang]

(Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist X-Over) To rid his home of Father and return Alphonse to his body, Ed and his dad sacrifices themselves, only for Ed to get sent through the gate while inheriting some rather annoying traits from his father. He finds himself in a new world with strange abilities and eventually lands himself in Konoha, where he meets a rather notorious fox brat.

Beta Reader For:

Nebula'sPhoenix

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WINNERS OF GUESSING CONTEST FOR VONGOLA ACADEMY!

Part One; Elena:

UnfadingPromise, xXxMentalPancakesxXx, Iwataki, TheKawaiiStar21, Kildosad, Connection of Complication, Akainokami (? I'm going to assume you knew), Silent Orange Summers, PurpleSong, lolo MN, Secret29, Kaidou Shouta, Hoshi Yuhi, and TsuKiLo!

Part Two; Shoichi:

Kildosad, RoxanneTheGreat, NeroAutore, Neukiri, Swanfrost15, Momoxtsuna123, and Zylia16!

Grand Prize of your choosing goes to:

Kildosad!

Everyone else who guessed correctly (for either one), you can ask for either a spoiler or something else that's small!

Fan Art! (I never thought I would be lucky enough to get something, but here it is! XD)

JadedFeather on deviantart drew her depiction of JJ from Sentiment is a Sin: http:///art/Mockingbird-372219052 Thank you again!

Lily put up a pic she drew of Hailey:

http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=haileywhitepanther#/d4c9smd

If anyone else drew something then let me know, I'll put it up in my profile so others can see as well!

I have a deviantart account: http:///

and a tumblr account: http://

Feel free to look around and say hi!

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will need you to bail them out of jail for kicking the dude's ass.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will either laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" or punch the source of your sorrows.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will takes yours and downs it before you can take it back.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move... the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. )

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

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TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (some days)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool. (I laugh at them XD)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (do sweatpants count?)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (again, some days)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Black and pink can be cool sometimes...)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (competition cheer, not that rah rah crap)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (that way people will look past my evil side)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (action, yeah!)
You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Didn't everyone?)
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (but does pranking really count?)
You like being the star of everything
Result: 17

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For people who hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's (or close to it), so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND (or ORCHESTRA), so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm an Aspie (or autistic), so I MUST be anti-social

Ten reasons to procrastinate:

1.

Eh, I'll fill this in later.

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