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Name: Katie

Favorite Names: Elencia

Age: 18

Birthday: March 4,1999

Brothers: One, he's 18 and very annoying.

Sisters: Two, One big one who's 20 and a little one who's 14

Favorite Shows: Danny Phantom, Victorious, Master Chef Junior, Red Band Society, FAMILY GUY, and BOB'S BURGERS!

Favorite Movies: The Maze Runner, Hunger Games Series, and BIG HERO 6!

Favorite Books: Ellen Hopkins

What I do on the computer: Go to FanFiction/FictionPress, YouTube, Facebook (I'm only on there because I don't get to see my friends much) and Twitter (@Hiway202). I like editing videos for YouTube (Hiway202) (Danny Phantom of course!) and I love working on my FanFictions.

About Me: I don't care what people think of me. I'm not popular. I spend my passing periods writing stories and everyone thinks I crazy for that. I don't care. I have few friends, but I like that. I'd hate having tons and finding out that they only like me for the stuff I have. I wear T-Shirts and Jeans.

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(NOTE: this has been modified from the original version to fit DannyXSam purposes)

Danny and Sam stood on a balcony alone. Sam was scared but she began asking because she felt she had to know.

"Danny, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Sam, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Danny's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Sam's eyes widened at this statement and as Danny wraps his arms around her and continues speaking,

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Sam starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

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I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Your Boy Side:

X You love hoodies (Obsesed :) )
X You love jeans (Heck yeah!:D )
Dogs are better than cats (Cat person, but i like both)
X It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Only if it's my anoyying brother)
X You've played with/against boys on a team. (When I was little..)
X Shopping is torture. (God, yes! And I'm a girl! [no offense to those who like it] )
X Sad movies suck. (Yep)
You own/ed an XBox (Want one)
X Played with hotwheel cars as a kid. (Played with hotwheels when I was in pre-k. :) )
At some point in your time you wanted to be a fire fighter. (Nope)
X You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. (Had a Gameboy, little sis lost it, and I have a DS, DSi, and 3DS)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (nope)
You watch sports on TV. (boooooooooooorinnnggggg, no offence)
X Gory movies are cool. (yeah)
You go to your Dad for advice. (nah, feels awkward to me)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No..)
You like going to high school football games. (no borring)
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. (Nope.)
X Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yeah!)
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I prefer one or two people, maybe three, not 10)
X Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (I like all colors)
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (My sister gets embaresed by me, but I love being crazy)
X Sports are fun. (yeah! I love playing sports, watching, nope!)
X Talk with food in your mouth (Sometimes, but my dad gets mad when I do)
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (Yeah.. I don't like searching for a new pair in the morning )

My total: 16/25

Your Girl Side:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear pink. (oh, ewwwwwww! although, i do like pink)
X You go to your Mom for advice (My mom understands me, most of the time.)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (Nope.)
You hate wearing the color black. (It's cool)
You like hanging out at the mall. (I have to spend like 5 hours there every few months. It's tourcher!)
You like getting mani/pedicures. (ewww)
X You like wearing jewlery. (sometimes, on fancy occasions.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No, JEANS are! XD)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (hate it!)
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Never seen it, but it doesn't seem intresting to me)
X You were in gymnastics/dance/ (my mom made me do gymnastics, and at my school we are required to do dance.)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (No..)
X You smile alot more than you should. (Yep)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (nope, i have 3 maybe 4)
You care about what you look like. (I don't care. My mom drives me crazy trying to get me to brush my hair or put something in it or wear something girly. I hate it!)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (PANTS ROCK!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/ cologne. (ughhhh)
X You love the movies. (Duh, who doesn't?)
X Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (in second grade, but not alot)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (make up is gross, though i like to colect it for fun.)
? Like being the star of everything. (Sort of, I'm shy, but i wanna be an actress. I'm not one of those girls that NEEDS all the attention she can get.)

My total: 6 maybe 7?/22

16/25, 6,7/22, I'm a tomboy... AND PROUD OF IT!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, Desiree Phantom, Danielle Fenton, Hiway202

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Silence is Golden, Duck tape is Silver.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

D65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Nobel/Borders, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Nerowolfe,dragonstar07,KP100, Hiway202

52 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming ontop of your lungs "I'M GOIN GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway.

52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly,

a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry

b.)Barbie Girl

c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song

52. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.

53 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

51. Call him then start asking him why he called you and who he is.

52. Constantly mock him about being a fruitloop, and call him Vlad then run away before he shoots a ecto-beam at you.

53.Ask him if he wants any fried pickles.

7 Ways to annoy Danny Phantom/Fenton

1. Call him a mini fruitloop.

2. Consantly ask him to shoot ice out of his eyes.

3. Act like Vlad.

4. Make a fire and make him put it out about, say, 20 TIMES!

5. Ask him what he was thinking when he stepped into the portal to remove his ghost powers.

6. SHARPIE OUT THE EMBLEM!!

7. Bring in Edna Mode during Identity Crisis, "I REPEAT! NO CAPES!!!!"

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.

You like read berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights

You don't like biker dudes

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"About what?" I ask

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
computer, printer, wall, desk, timer, iPod, earphones, iPod charger, mouse...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:12

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

TV, sister, brother

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning, to say goodbye to a friend.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

9.What are you wearing?

10. Did you dream last night?

I don’t remember
11. When did you last laugh?

When reading the paraprosdokian's on my account

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I watched a spider kill a spider...

14. What do you think of this quiz

I don’t know
15. What is the last film you saw?

Dolphin Tale
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Danny Phantom!!!!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have four cats
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
???
20. George Bush

What about?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Danielle
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Daniel
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
That would be fun

1. Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

2. Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom)

3. Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)

4. Tucker Foley (Danny Phantom)

5. Vlad Masters (Danny Phantom)

6. Kick Buttowski (Kick Buttowski: Subarban Daredevil)

7. Alex Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

8. Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

9. Max Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

10. Teddy Duncan (Good Luck Charlie)

11. Gabe Duncan (Good Luck Charlie)

12. Charlie Duncan (Good Luck Charlie)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope, that would be cool.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Nooooooooooooo...

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There are some Wizards of Waverly Place FanFictions, though I only read the ones that were a crossover with Danny.

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

If they weren't straight

5. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

IDK

6. Does anyone on your friends list think that three is hot?

IDK

7. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No

8. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe

9. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don’t know

10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

IDK

11. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

It was called "The Name Game." Can't remember the author. (Vlad was in it, he wasn't the main character)

1. Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

2. Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom)

3. Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)

4. Tucker Foley (Danny Phantom)

5. Vlad Masters (Danny Phantom)

6. Kick Buttowski (Kick Buttowski: Subarban Daredevil)

7. Alex Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

8. Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

9. Max Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place)

10. Teddy Duncan (Good Luck Charlie)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Tucker, Sam and Justin get into a talk about there lives and Tucker acedently spills Danny's secret and so Justin thinks it's safe to say his.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Danny's

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Teddy would say,"Ewww, gross!" and walk out of the room.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Justin uses magic to make Sam fall in love with him.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Danny, he is the good guy

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Turns out Danny can't cook and the show is taken over by Sam's mom.

Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Sam choses Max because he is funny.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
I think Alex would like all of Vlad's money. I don't think Vlad would be willing to help Danny get free though.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Yes! Sam is very tough for a girl and would win.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Justin would be upset because it's his sister and would use magic to get him into the wedding.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Alex took away all of Kicks Skateboards, bikes, jumps, ect

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Max forgot all about if and made a stupid wish to get there, and had to clean up the huge mess.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I would take one of Danny's Fenton thermouses and suck vlad in it. Then I would make Max with me to be a wizard/half ghost.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Max murdered Sam, so Danny tricked Max into wishing he was a ghost so Danny could suck him into the thermos.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Kick would try and save Danny, but Danny could take care of himself.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Justin uses magic to get food while Sam hunts.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Max laughs.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Danny got married to Alex when they accedently met up on a trip to NYC. They find out the secrets, think they're perfect, and live happily ever after. Sam on the other hand, is plotting to get Danny back...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: She's So Gone, Naomi Scott

Waking Up: Much Better, Jonas Brothers

First Day At School: Check Yes Juliet, We Three Kings

Falling In Love: Rue's Lullaby, sung by Gwynne Wood

Fight Song: Bikini Bottom, Electrocute

Breaking Up: Hard-Knock Life, Various Artists

Prom: We Built Our Own World, Hans Zimmer

Life is Good: I Don't Need Anything But You, Various Artists

Mental Breakdown: Exceptional, China Ann McLain

Driving: Maybe, Various Artists

Flashback: A Year Without Rain, Selena Gomez & the Seance

Getting Back Together: Here We Go, Adam Hicks, Bridget Mendler, Hayley Kiyoko

Wedding: Right There (feat. 50 Cent), Nicole Scherzinger

Paying the Dues: I'm Into You (feat. Lil Wayne), Jennifer Lopez

The Night Before The War: Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart, Alicia Keys

Final Battle: 99 Times, Kate Voegele

Moment of Triumph: Hey Baby, Jonas Brothers

Death Scene: Distracted, KMS

Funeral Song: Set Fire to the Rain, ADELE

End Credits: Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Selena Gomez

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Post this on your profile if you ever forgot what you were gonna say before you even said it.

Post this on your profile if people say your weird..

Post this on your profile if you think cats and puppies are cuutttee!!!

Post this on your profile if you ever zoned out before.

Post this on your profile if you have any pets.

Post this on your profile if you like/love music.

Post this on your profile if your a lil'or alot weird...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Kitty: So the minute we have a fight, you go to the human world and flirt with some meaningless human girls?

Johnny: Come on Kitty. You know your the only meaningless girl for me! Wait... that didn't come out right.

Kitty: So let me get this straight, Skulker and Johnny went to the human world because we had a fight?

Bertram: Well, what do you expect? You told Johnny your life is more important than his and you told Skulker he is a lousy hunter!

Ember: He is! He can't even find the TV remote!

Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness. I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.

Danny: [Panics] It's a lie, I'm not a ghost!--Uh, I mean, she's not my girlfriend.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"I swear, you're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Funny Quotes (By Double I 4 my Guyz)

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style.

So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I'm secretly laughing at your face.

I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing.

Crazy is when you're sitting quietly in the backseat of the car, then start singing NomNom just so you could see how your parents/friends react.

Crazy is when you walk up to your little sister and say/ask something completely random like, "Why won't strawberries lift weights?" or "Elephant trunks like to play piano." or even "Chocolate Milk causes birth defects!" and she says something literal. Do this to your mother and if says yes to the chocolate milk one, laugh hysterically, like she never answered.

Crazy is when you get lemonade at your youth group, poor it over your head, walk around and offer to give everybody hugs, and when your sarcastic, crazy, youth group leader tells you to wash off and stick your head in the toilet, you do it. Hiway202

Crazy is spending hours watching videos of toilets flushing on YouTube. Hiway202

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You live in 2011 if...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

My name is Sheryl,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Please copy and paste this poem onto your profile.

R.I.P Baby P! He had his fingertips cut off with a stanley knife, his finger nails pulled out with pliers, he had dogs set on him everytime the step dad clicked his fingers - the poor little mite would curl up in a ball on the floor. He used to get strangled until he turned blue, he was repeatedly punched, kicked and neglected and left to starve in his filthy blood splattered cot. the step dad used to hold him above his head and drop him on the floor and pick him up by his ankles and smash him into walls. he got battered over the head with objects and put cigarettes out on him. Eventually the step dad broke his spine then punched him so hard in the head to stop him crying that he died after swallowing his baby tooth.his mum did nothing but hide the abuse from the doctors and social workers by putting melted chocolate over the bruises. Repost this if you're against child abuse!

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I got this from the epic Warrioroftheseventhstar!

And here's more! XD I got this from raethewiter! XD

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a can of cashews:

Warning: May contain cashews.

(Really? I never would have guessed!)

if this has you wondering where we became sooooo stupid paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

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Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/tv/cell/mp3 or ipod, weird a.k.a. us teens we get freaked out if we get grounded from micrsoft word/fanfiction/books if you're a weird teen or kid copy and paste this onto your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'mBLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes from my life:

My Theater Teacher: You can put on a ten second skit with a napkin or tissue at the dinner table for your family. *scrunches napkin into a bow shape* See? *Holds it up against face as a mustache* The villain. *Holds it in same shape in hair as a bow* The innocent lady. *Holds it against shirt as a tie* The Hero. *Becomes villain* You must pay the rent. *Becomes lady* But I can't pay the rent. *Becomes villain* You must pay the rent. *Becomes Lady* But I can't pay the rent! *Becomes hero* I'll pay the rent! *Becomes lady* My hero! *tells us to put our stuff away*

Annoying asshat named Jeff: *grabs a tissue and becomes villain* You must suck my dick. *Becomes lady* But I can't suck your dick! *Becomes villain* You must suck my dick! *Becomes lady* But I can't suck your dick! *Becomes hero* I'll suck your dick! *Becomes lady* My hero!

Preacher at City Impact event: Have you ever been in a museum, seen a really ugly painting that was far away, said, "That's and ugly painting," and walked closer only to find out that it was a mirror?

For the people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones that you are).

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMICIAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASAIN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think that gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST no care about the poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not beilve in being responsible.

I'm LIBREL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST hate white trash.

I take (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money type of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponible slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be homosexual.

I'm a VEGATERIAN, so I MUST be a crazy polital acitvist.

I have A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have a BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT TO WEAR, so I MUST be a poser.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm A VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKO, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have self control issues.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I WEAR TIGHT PANTS and Im A GUY, so I must be emo.

I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I HAVE ARTIST TALENT, so I MUST think that people who dont are below me.

I don't like being in big groups, so I MUST be anti-social.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a nerdy loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I watch PORN, so I MUST be a perverted freak.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

Im a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

Im DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

Im a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a STEREOTYPE.

I dont like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like READING, so I MUST be loner.

Im FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

The Stupid Test (put an 'X' next to the one that is you, then at the end add all the x's, if you have more than 18 than you are stupid!) p.s. this is not a real text, it is just for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking.

(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

( )You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed and people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have ran into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm.

( ) You sang them.

( ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still dont get it.

(x) You didnt notice that in the last question, the was spelled twice.

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty-blonde/has blonde in it.

( ) People have called you slow.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You have fallen asleep in class.

( ) If someone says "fart" you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) People are often shaking their heads as they walk away from you.

(x) you are often to told to use your "inside voice".

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math (Only sometimes!)

( ) you have eaten a bug

(x) you have put your clothes backward or inside out and didnt realize it.

(x) You have looked all around for something only to find out it was in your hand, pockets, ect.

( )You repost/forward things because your scared of what will happen if you dont even thought you know nothing will happen.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head if your confused.

(x) You've fallen out of your chair before.

(I got 20! YA!)

My OC's

Special Powers Series:

Jared James Greenwood - Born: December 4, 1990 - Age (in current story): 14 - About: Jared is a...very interesting child. He doesn't (WORK IN PROGRESS!!!!)