My pen name used to be: SherlockMoriartyHouse500IQ and DirectionallyChallengedZoro and SvetlanaSantoryuu

I am now: DirectionallyChallengedKenshi

Everything is on hiatus except for my new L4D2 fanfic Monster.

D.I.E.

Now read this:

Daring people read this.

I wrote this.

Everyone will die.

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I want to play a game.

Any stories can be spooky, right? My stories are just a crazy jumble.

Getting the writing together is fine, you just have to finish the typing and publish it. Or just don't publish it at all. I've written many stories, though they are not as long as others. Nor as good. Good stories have great grammar and do what they are meant to do; a horror story like this would scare you.

To write a really scary novel is pretty tricky. Or a really tense one; they need the perfect amount of each genre to make it right.

My mind is a complex web of genres. Under the layers of flesh and bone, everything is woven into a mesh of thoughts and ideas. Running through them one by one for a good fanfiction would be very hard. Doing the activity for real through my brain would get you tangled so badly you would never escape. Ever, ever, ever, ever. Rotting corpses would fill my brain.

You are wondering how such a mad person like me is allowed to write stories. Or even out of a straitjacket. Underneath my mind's layers is a core that contains all my gruesome, gory wishes to people.

So, go to the beginning of this story, and focus solely on the first word of each sentence. Or just the first letter of each first word of each sentence. Of course you will do just that. Now maybe you realise how hideously mad I am, although for you it may already be too late.

Sorry.

Oh, and I'm totally obsessed with Left 4 Dead and Ellis.