Kali Swifteyehide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Saiyuki, Pet Shop of Horrors, Fushigi Yuugi, and Naruto. There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, that one must change or pay more for remaining the same. -Norman Mailer Name: Meg Gender: 1 angel, 99 demon Age: the same as Peter Pan Location: San Francisco Fave Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi, Naruto, Wish, Demon Diary, Angel Diary, Full Moon, Skip Beat!, Beauty Pop, Honey Mustard, Girl Got Game, Petshop of Horrors, , Imadoki: Now and Then, Saiyuki, W Juliet, Saikano, Only the Ring Finger Knows Fave Movies: too many to mention, but mostly comedy, romantic comedy, and fantasy Fave Book Series: YT fiction, romantic comedy, Georgette Heyer, Tamora Pierce, Neil Gaiman Notes: So, I'm re-vamping alot of my fiction right now, as I took a five-year hiatus and decided to come back and do something relaxing! So if everything is a bit confusing, it's because I'm re-shaping some of my stories. Thanks! |
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Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,257 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2005
Sasuke's Love, Sakura's Lie by Kittryn reviews
SasuNaru! Sasuke loves Naruto, Sakura loves Sasuke and Naruto has no idea what he thinks. Sakura decides to use Naruto as her boyfriend to make Sasuke jealous. It worked but not for her and what happens when Sasuke's inner turmoil gets the better of him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dakota Noir by valkyrie-alex reviews
AU. For Richie Foley, PI, it was just another day. Just another crime. It may end up being the hardest case of his career...if it doesn't kill him. Slash of course!, VR
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,680 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2005
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Interwoven Web Of Deceit by Kalariona reviews
Chapter 19! Yay! Naruto begins to get headaches that no one can explain. He also begins to hear strange voices that he doesn't recognise and no one else can hear. Secrets are being kept and lies are covering more lies. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Lost by gallatica7 reviews
Reposted. [Final chapter up.] A soulswitching spell. Jealousy, lust, rage and confusion. [SanzoGoku]
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Keigo-sama reviews
Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Vacation Daze by cienna reviews
Ban and Ginji escape to the beach after a difficult mission. Much innuendo ensues. BanxGinji
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004
Muerte Carcel by Terra Fire reviews
AU Sanzo goes to prison for murder. Goku makes a sacrifice to save the ones he cares about. In order to pass the time, they make up the Battle League, but was that the wrong thing to do? [S:G] [H:G] [K:D] [Shonen ai] [ON HOLD].
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,217 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
Meant to Live for More by ToCryCrimsonTears reviews
To lose a card game with Neji, is never a good thing. Sasuke and Naruto find this out the hard way when they are forced to audition for the school play, and Sasuke is picked as the princess. SasuxNaru ShikaXTemari. Au High school fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
One Life One Love by lovebaby reviews
[SasuNaru] When Naruto decided it's time to take Sasuke out of the equation, Sasuke devised a plan himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/5/2005
Bygones and Bylines by twisted-sheets reviews
A.U. SasuNaru. A former member of a vigilante group, Naruto is now a journalist for Tsunade's newspaper. He enjoyed a normal life until Sasuke came back. Sasuke, who had betrayed him for power, Sasuke who now wants him back at all costs. Light lime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blue Eyed Blonde by Shiomi reviews
Naruto finds out that Sasuke likes a blue eyed blonde and tries to get him together with a blue eyed blonde he knows. Unfortunately, he's setting Sasuke up with the wrong blue eyed blonde, to Sasuke's annoyance. Sasuke x Naruto, Shikamaru x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,228 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gravity by Hitokiri-Kitsune reviews
[SasuNaru] The sun shone brilliantly above the whole cheerful scene, as though to say, “Nothing can go wrong!” If the sun really had stated such a comment, it would have lied. The results of one mistake on Sasuke's behalf. [ON HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Love Contract by Aneetra reviews
Naruto is short on rent and decides to ask his friends for help. His friends help him surely, but it doesn't come easy. Making Sasuke fall in love with him within a month? cinch, right? Warnings: language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
But Home Is Nowhere by Mercury Bohemian reviews
[Complete] My first Naruto fic. Say hello to highschool as seen through the eyes of Sasuke and Naruto, two guys who are completely different, yet exactly the same. And then there's Itachi. [WARNING: SasuNaru, and a major character DEATH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,339 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bootylicious by Ghene reviews
Virgil gets grounded, so Richie gets stuck teaming up for the talent show with Daisy and Frieda as they do Destiny's Child. At first, Virgil is amused. Then he's just turned on. VR SLASH
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Freaky Ninja by Sakurabana Shirou reviews
Complete! Sasuke and Naruto are completely different and have to find the answer in each other. Like that'll ever happen. They switch bodies and must 'walk a mile in each other's shoes'. Can they make this work or destroy each other's lives? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Atrophied Illusion by Chevira Lowe reviews
Sometimes it takes losing everything to realize you had anything in the first place. Sasuke needs to have some common sense smacked into him, and there's a fox-boy keen on doing some smackage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Things You Say by shinku-chan reviews
Naruto overhears a conversation between Sasuke and his fangirls; it tears him apart. Will Naruto and Sasuke ever be friends again? {SasuNaru and KakaIru}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Test of Time by blubelle reviews
The journey is long over and after a five year absence Goku finally returns to Sanzo bringing along more than a couple of surprises. Will love rear its ugly head? Of course it will! 3x9 & 5x8. I don't own anything.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
I Do by Arizzato reviews
AUAn arranged marriage had been settled between the Uzumaki and the Uchiha clan. And Naruto's in it. But he doesn't want anything to do with it…does he?YAOI. SasuNaru,KakaIru & oneside OthersNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Hardest Words by Flames Afire reviews
Goku loved Konzen...He swore that he would never be taken away from Konzen...Unfortunately, fate made it impossible...Konzen regretted something too...What exactly did happened? Well...R&R! NEW CHAPTER, CHAPTER 6! WAHOO!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004
The Prince by Hana J reviews
Sasuke is a prince. Naruto is a prince(ss) that is conned into marrying Sasuke in order to prevent a war. No one is happy, least of all Sasuke. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/21/2004
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Story of my Life reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
So You Want to be a Chef reviews
Are you looking for a restaurant with great food? Strange atmosphere? Odd staff and customers? Occasional fist-fights? And one teenager hell-bound being Top Chef? Then the Dolphin is the place for you! (50discount if you bring ramen) (SasuNaruSasu, GaaNar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Worth Everything reviews
You never told me the whole story. You never told me the whole of anything, really. You hid from me...However, I know now. And I won’t let you leave me again. (one-shot, SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Just Let Me Help You reviews
A chaptersongfic centered around Naruto. It will slowly become a SasuNaru fic. I try to keep the characters in check, but Naruto tends to get OOC. Warning: slow updates. PLEASE don't harass me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004
It Will Never be Mine reviews
Naruto is tired of everything; tired of smiling, tired of people, tired of living...song fic, one shot. It's my first time, so flames are welcomed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
The Forgotton Girl reviews
Forgotton on the night the wizarding world never forgot, the girl vowed to find her family. But what she found may not be what she expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Voldemort, George W.
The Fushigi Yuugi Cast reviews
Supreme strangeness...be afraid. Be very afraid. Has one chapter where Saiyuki charries come to visit.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Qui Ma Springs reviews
Our favorite four stumble across a deserted village, a secret past, and a odious curse. Will they be able to uncover the mystery before it's too late?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
Decisions reviews
There is always that fork in the road, the seperate tunnels, that makes you choose. It used to be simple for Chris. One chocolate or two? But now it's changed. An old life or a new one? Your life, or another's?
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
Pirate Girl reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow has one family member alive, and only she knows the secret location of the family treasure. A fateful encounter with a young soldier tests everything Tess Sparrow believes in, and in the end will she sacrifice the ultimate for him?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
