Hello! I’m -StrawxCherries-(also used to be Iroha-Kitty) Nice to meet you! I’m a huge Vocaloid and Pokemon fan.

*(*CAUTION: CONTENT MIGHT BE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO OBSESSIVE FANGIRLS*)*

How To Anger Me

1. Talk about any generic couple. I mean ANY, especially Rinto/Lenka, Miki/Piko, Miku/Kaito, Luka/Gakupo, Rin/Len, and so forth. I only support Meiko/Kaito, Miku/Luka, and Neru/Mikuo. This counts in any anime or manga as well, so don't talk about Sango/Miroku and Kagome/Inuyasha with me, and DEFINITELY no Blue/Green from Pokemon.

2. Talk about yaoi. I like and support it, but most of the couples that Vocaloid fans make are kinda gross to me. I only support cutie/cutie and manly/manly, so no shota!

3. OCs/Mary Sues

4. Talk about hating Yuri and Yaoi. I love them both, (though I am perfectly straight) and you have no right to censor people's love and rights.

5. Ask me, "Which is better, dogs or cats?" 'I hate dogs and I love cats.' will be my answer, and I know most people who ask me that will go, 'You suck, dude. Dogs are boss." And there goes my good morning.

How to Make me Happy

1. Talk about Vocaloid Yuri. As I said, I love it and I'm straight. It's super cute.

2. Talk about crack couples. I will be happy. Very happy.

3. Tell me some awesome Vocaloid songs.

4. Show me some awesome manga and anime.

5. Tell me some ideas for stories.

6. Lolicon/Moe

Top Ten Vocaloids

1. Iroha (Her voice and design is just...amazing)

2. Ring (I love her voice and hair and design)

3. Miku/Luka -tied- (I can't choose between either; they're both so perfect)

4. Gumi (Her voice and songs are so nice)

5. Lily (Her appearance and voice is so badass)

6. Piko (Love him with Iroha, and his voice and design are just so adorable)

7. Yukari (Giiiivvveee meee hherrrr ccccoooossspllayyyy)

8. Miki (Love her design and voice, yet I hate her so much. And she's on this favorite Vocaloid list. I have problems with Miki/Piko)

9. IA (Her voice is relaxing and her outfit is so cool, but I have the same problem with her as Miki. Hate her, but I love her)

10. SeeU (Her voice is so cute, but her outfit is a bit generic. Plus I have a grudge against Koreans)

Favorite Couples from Vocaloid

(Parenthesis are the ones I like most, the minuses are the ones I hate or don't support and show the personality of the Vocaloids I like)

OTP: Iroha/Piko, Luka/Miku

InnocentSweet-Iroha/Anyone (Tsundere-Piko, Playboy-Len, BigBro-Iro, SociallyAwkwardSlashTsundere-IA, Cheery-Ring, Tsundere-Lenka, Cheery-SeeU)

KindCaring-Luka/Anyone (InnocentlyLusty-Miku, IdioticPlayboy-Kaito, QuietLoner-Iro, BigBro-Luki, Baddass-Lily) -(Idiotic-Gakupo)

InnocentlyLustyorWorldisMine-Miku/Any female Vocaloid IdioticPrinceGakupo (KindCaring-Luka, Tsundere-Neru, Tsundere-Miki, SociallyAwkwardSlashTsundere-IA, Cheery-Ring, Badass-Lily, Cheery-Gumi, Tsundere-Lenka)

Tsundere-Miki/Any female Vocaloid (SociallyAwkwardSlashTsundere-IA, Cheery-Ring, InnocentSweet-Iroha, Tsundere-Neru, Tsundere-Lenka, Cheery-Gumi)(Tsundere-Piko)

SociallyAwkwardSlashTsundere-IA/Any female Vocaloid (Cheery-Ring, InnocentSweet-Iroha, Tsundere-Miki, InnocentlyLustyorWorldisMine-Miku, QuietLoner-Iro) -(Tsudere-Piko and Playboy-Len and Overall-Kaito)

Cheery-Ring/Anyone (SociallyAwkwardSlashTsundere-IA, Tsundere-Miki, InnocentlyLustyorWorldisMine-Miku, BigBro-Ringu

Lily/Anyone

Gumi/Any female Vocaloid

Rin/Anyone

SeeU/Any female Vocaloid

Neru/Anyone

Genderbends

Least Favorite Couples from Vocaloid

The Worst: Miki/Piko (Anyone who supports this couple can suck a hairy fat 60-year-old futanari dick :D) or Rinto/Lenka (Fucq, my hands are trembling and my eyes are burning as I type this out)

Miku/Kaito (SSSSOOOOO GENNNNERRRRIIICCCC...plus Miku just doesn't fit him. It's gross. Disgusting.)

Neru/Dell (Bleh. Silver with gold? Only with Teiru/SeeU)

Luka/Gakupo (God, I don't know why people even support this. Color scheme? Same design? Voices? Luka is too precious to be with someone like Gakupo)

Rin/Len (As with Kaito/Miku, SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVVEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE GGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC)

SeeU/Len (Why does Len get paired with everyone? Seriously. I only support Miki and Iroha with Len)

Ring/Lui (Ring is gorgeous and 18. Lui is adorable and 12. Did I mention that he was twelve? 'Cause he is)

Oliver/SeeU (Again, I don't know why they support this)

IA/Any male Vocaloid (I don't know, but I only like her solely with girls, save Teiru. God, I HATE it when people pair her with Piko and Len. It ANNOYS ME)

Miki/Any male Vocaloid (Same with IA, 'cept I like her with only Len as a boy)

Any other generic couple

Favorite Couples in Pokemon

OTP: Red/Lyra/Green (I can't choose who should go with her)

Lyra/Anyone (I love Lyra)

Rosa/Anyone (I love Rosa)

Least Favorite Couples in Pokemon

The Worst: Blue/Green (Oh GOD. The generic-ness. Blue/Lyra or Green/Lyra)

Blue/Any boy (A pet peeve)

Silver/Lyra (He's so ugly and doesn't deserve my princess)

Crystal/Gold (I HATE Crystal. I don't know why)

Misty/Anyone (I hate Misty. I hate tsunderes. And pedos)

Ash/Anyone (No words)

Drew/May (Gross)

Any other generic couple

Favorite Female Vocaloid: Iroha Nekomura (Hello Kitty and Lolita-- my two favorite things combined into one adorable, innocent beautiful-sounding girl)

Favorite Male Vocaloid: Piko Utatane (Love his voice)

Least Favorite Female Vocaloid: SF-A2 Miki (I have problems with her and Piko together)

Least Favorite Male Vocaloid: Gakupo (I really don't like this guy. His voice is not hot)

Favorite Female Pokemon Character: Lyra/Soul/Kotone or Rosa (I can't choose- they're both adorable)

Favorite Male Pokemon Character: Red and Green (Hot and just...hot)

Least Favorite Female Pokemon Character: Blue (She is such a bitch. I have problems with her and Green)

Least Favorite Male Pokemon Character: Silver (This ugly dumbass just doesn't go well with others)

Favorite Pokemon: Shaymin or Jirachi (Nya...)

Least Favorite Pokemon: None (Probably all of the 5th Generation. I haven't gotten around to learning all of them 'cause I DON'T LIKE CHANGE)

I Also Support

Anyone/Yukina from Watashi Ni xx Shinasai

Haruhi/Anyone besides Hunny from Ouran High School Host Club

Akko/Mari from Girl Friends

Inuyasha/Sango from Inuyasha

Touya/Madoka and Rin-looking Neru girl/That flashy blonde guy from Hyugen! (I can't spell it, but it's from Ema Toyama. Btw, BEST MANGAKA EVER)

Mashiro/Fire God Guy from KamiKami Kaeshi

I don't support

Inuyasha/Kagome or Miroku/Sango from Inuyasha (Kagome's a bitch and Miroku is just ugly and perverted0

Akira/Mami from Watashi Ni xx Shinasai (Mami WILL NEVER DESERVE AKIRA. NEVER!)

That big breasted girl/Touya from Hyugen! (They...don't go well)

More coming

Anyway, thanks for read, and drop a message sometime...

-StrawxCherries-