My name is Sophia but people call me Westie Dog. My birthday is 9th of July. I have black, curly hair and brown eyes.

I love to read, I love to write, I love to dance and I love music. I am extremely crazy and loud and random. I'm very happy most of the time and when I'm angry it's very visible and I get a bit violent. (A bit is an understatement). Also, I am not homophobic; I don't understand why some people are. If you are homophobic, get off my profile right NOW!!!

Favourite Books: Women of the Otherworld series, Darkest Powers Trilogy, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Percy Jackson Series, Morganville Vampires Series and Throne of Glass Series

Favourite TV Shows: Arrow, Supergirl, The Flash, Haven, Supernatural, House of Cards, Hawaii Five-0, NCIS: Los Angeles, NCIS, Rizzoli and Isles, Castle, Teen Wolf, Shadowhunters, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Phineas and Ferb, Young Justice, Teen Titans and X-Men Evolution

Favourite Films: The Princess Diaries, Sister Act, Sherlock Holmes, Marvel's Cinematic Universe, Underworld Series, How to Train Your Dragon 1 & 2, The Road to El Dorado, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, Tangled, Princess and the Frog, Aladdin and so many more Disney movies!

Favourite Music: There's so many songs I like, so I can't choose favourites, instead I will give you my favourite genres (it's better than nothing). R&B/Soul, Pop, Hip-Hop/Rap, Country and K-Pop.

Favourite Bands/ Singer: Martina McBride, Nickelback, Carrie Underwood, Justin Timberlake, P!nk, Snoop Dogg, Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston, Conor Maynard, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Ciara, Sam Hunt, Kelsea Ballerini, Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryant, EXO, GOT7, Seventeen, Red Velvet, BTS, and 4Minute

Favourite Characters: Elena Michaels (Women of the Otherworld), Paige Winterbourne (Women of the Otherworld), Lucas Cortez (Women of the Otherworld), Savannah Levine (Women of the Otherworld), Derek Souza (Darkest Powers), Annabeth (Percy Jackson), Grover (Percy Jackson), Duke Crocker (Haven), Ziva David (NCIS), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS), Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-0), Danny Williams (Hawaii Five-0), Chin Ho Kelly (Hawaii Five-0), Kono Kalakaua (Hawaii Five-0), Ferb (Phineas and Ferb), Meep (Phineas and Ferb), Sam Winchester (Supernatural), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural), Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Derek Hale (Teen Wolf), Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters), Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunters), Artemis (Young Justice), Kid Flash (Young Justice), Impulse (Young Justice), Blue Beetle (Young Justice), Beast Boy (Teen Titans), Raven (Teen Titans), Cyborg (Teen Titans), Shadowcat/ Kitty (X-Men Evolution), Nightcrawler/ Kurt (X-Men Evolution), Lance McClain (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Keith Kogane (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Pidge/Katie Holt (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Hunk Garrett (Voltron: Legendary Defender).

Your guy side:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.

X Its hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck. (only if they are boring!!)
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 17

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like. (Sometimes and who doesn't?)
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 8

17 to 8 – guess I'm more of a dude than I thought

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN . . . ?
Getting HIGH meant SWINGING at a playground?
The WORST THING you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MUM was your hero?
And DAD was the boy you were going to MARRY?
When your WORST ENEMIES were your SIBLINGS?
And RACE ISSUES were about who RAN fastest?
When WAR was a CARD game?
And life was SIMPLE and CARE FREE?
REMEMBER WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if a part of you will always stay five. . . NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU GET.

ME

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Darkest Powers Series, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, SpiritandBlood, xxWARxx, Phia Phi,

I'll always love you, Mum

When you were 5, your mum gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mum drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mum paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mum was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mum paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mum taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mum cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mum drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mum paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mum fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mum, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mum dies, will you?

To my best friends: ASHLYN, ANN-MARIE & VICTORIA
I will stay up all night talking to you so you never feel alone (you’ll have to deal with me in the morning though)
I’ll make sure your crush stays liking you over ANYONE (physical violence may acquire)
I will cancel plans in a second for you (even if it’s a date with Niall Horan!)
I would rather hold you while you’re cry, than be partying with anyone (YES ANYONE)
If someone breaks your heart, I’ll break their face (with pleasure)
I’ll make sure you KNOW you ARE the best thing in the world (once you become conceited this deal is off!)
I’ll work my butt off to get you what you wanted for Christmas (This does not include Twilight Characters)
I’d buy the whole world to make you smile (Because everyone wants a globe)
I’ll go on talking like an idiot till you laugh (or punch me out… whichever one makes you happy)
I would throw myself in front of a bullet/truck/crazy manic to make sure you were okay (I expect you to be at my hospital bed EVERY SECOND)
I will never pick another living soul over you in my life (but dead souls are a different story…)
If you ever need someone to pick you up I AM THERE,
If I can’t pick you up, I’ll lay there with you... (I’d prefer to lay its easier)
I will promise to never leave till you want me too, and my arms will still be waiting for you when you want me back (but then again who would ever want ME to leave!)

Girl Language

WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
-PLAY WITH MY HAIR

WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT (DON'T KICK & PUNCH ME BACK)

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

WHEN I AM SILENT
- I'M THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

IF I DONT CALL YOU
- I'M WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

WHEN I'M SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOU

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

...A Real Boyfriend Should...

When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb idiot cause she thinks she's stronger than you
[ Grab her and don't let go ]
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her what's wrong ]
When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and don't say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she steals your favourite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you
[SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!]
When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ don't look away until she does ]
When she says it's over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

AND REMEMBER!

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the rain. :)
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; 'whose butt am I kicking baby?'

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you...
Kiss you...
Love you... *wink wink*
Text you...

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize..
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

STEREOTYPING IS WRONG

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NERGO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a gangster.I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin.( I'm not being full of myself, my friends would be at me if I didn't include this)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(Most of the time)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER&ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking all of them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a dug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST a posser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly ...or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd and do homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm DEPRESSED, so I MUST be emo and cut myself.
I POP MY COLLAR, so I MUST be stuck up and bitchy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be sexy.
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I play SOCCER so I MUST be wimp.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND/CHOIR, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

Stereotyping is wrong, and needs to stop. If you agree post this on your profile.

VERY IMPORTANT! DARKEST POWERS=LIFE.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or I’ll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/ scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on their profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on their profile

VERY IMPORTANT! PERCY JACKSON=LIFE.

WHEN DROWNING…

MORTAL: LIFEGUARD!
PJO FAN: PERCY!

WHEN RAIN SUDDENLY COMES…

MORTAL: Damn it!
PJO FAN: Grab a tissue Zeus!

EXCLAIMING...

MORTAL: Oh My god!
PJO FANS: Di Immortales!

WHEN ANGRY…

MORTAL: Shut up!
PJO FANS:

Thalia - Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy - Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth - Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico - Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf - Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner - Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie - Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena - Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor - Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse - Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron - Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!

THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature, for Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thaila whenever a friend is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO...
... wherever I may go!

98% of teens would die if Robert Patterson was standing on the top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 2% who would be sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn, and yelling "Do a flip!"

1) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

2) I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.

3) Smile . . . it makes people wonder what you're up to.

4) It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt . . . then it's darn right hilarious.

5) I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

6) I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

7) At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA . . . ha . . . ha . . . Oooh! look, something shiny!

8) I feel no need to live forever as long as I live a long, healthy life.

9) I'm no Angel, just an innocent Devil.

10) One day, your Prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

11) Parents spend the first two years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and then spend the next sixteen telling us to sit down and shut-up!

12) A positive attitude won't solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

13) Evening News begins with "Good Evening," then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

14) One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

15) "Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!"

16) I did what they said and chose the road less traveled . . . Now where the heck am I?

17) Boys are cute when they try to be smart.

18) I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me.

19) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

20) I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message

21) Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.

22) It is never too late to be what you might have been.

23) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

24) I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

25) Memory is a snare, pure and simple; it alters, it subtly rearranges the past to fit the present.

26) Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect.

27) If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.

28) With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word 'intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it deserved to be.

29) What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.

30) Do not read, as children do, to amuse yourself, or like the ambitious, for the purpose of instruction. No, read in order to live.

31) We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

32) Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

33) You have to know what you stand for, not just what you stand against.

34) Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

35) Never be so focused on what you're looking for that you overlook the thing you actually find.

36) O, there is lovely to feel a book, a good book, firm in the hand, for its fatness holds rich promise, and you are hot inside to think of good hours to come.

37) The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

38) Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

39) Whenever you think or you believe or you know, you're a lot of other people: but the moment you feel, you're nobody-but-yourself.

40) The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

41) It is perfectly true, as philosophers say, that life must be understood backwards. But they forget the other proposition, that it must be lived forwards.

42) I not only use all the brains that I have, but all I can borrow.

43) In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

44) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but rather how many can get through to you.

45) Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

46) Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

47) To paraphrase several sages: Nobody can think and hit someone at the same time.

48) After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the colors of the sky during the setting sun, or the smell of a warm summer's breeze on their face, they should reserve as much praise for themselves as they do for the writer - perhaps more.

49) Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club.

50) Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

51) Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books.

52) If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.

53) Life is always either a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

54) You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

55) Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

56) Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

57) To banish imperfection is to destroy expression, to check exertion, to paralyze vitality.

58) Hungry man, reach for the book: it is a weapon.

59) Maybe ever ‘body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.

60) Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

61) Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

62) Genius is nothing more nor less than childhood recaptured at will.

(Disclaimer: I do not own any of these quotes.)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., and your Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and your Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad . . . Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butts that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door to see if your home.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the ones messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIEND: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he/she tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for his/her number.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with you making an idiot out of himself/herself too

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3) When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4) When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5) When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid £12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7) When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and it couldn't be new.

8)When people say "life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Death is God's way of saying, "Your fired!" Suicide is a human's way of saying, "You can't fire me I quit!"

Friends will say, "You deserve better!" But a best friend will prank call him saying, "You're gonna die in seven days!"

Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.

Psychotherapist = Psycho the Rapist ... plain scary

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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