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 Author has written 17 stories for Kickin' It, Austin & Ally, and iCarly. Sup? So apparently you want to know a bit about me, otherwise why the fuck would you be on my profile. So, I'm dirtymind1001, or Amelia. I chose my username because I have a really dirty mind and whatever happens, I always take a dirty spin on it. I'm a teenager, and I'm a girl. But that's all I'm telling you, cause I take internet safety really carefully. I had a friend who was unknowingly texting a pedophile across the country and when the police caught him, they went through his phone and then the police came to her house and they found out that she was planning a trip to go see him, cause she thought it was harmless. Nevertheless, it was scary, so I'm really careful about e-safety. I love Kickin' It and I'm obsessed with Leo Howard. I also am OBSESSED with Austin & Ally. I am desperately in love with Ross Lynch and the other guys of R5. I love iCarly (Nathan Kress is fucking HOT!) and I continue to watch reruns even though the show ended. I like guys with longer hair so I can tangle my hands in it. I like pop music, but only if it's good pop music. I absolutely despise cheesy pop songs like Call Me Maybe and Chloe (Emblem3). I also like rap, especially Rick Ross and Wiz Kalifa. I have this OFS, or Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome...whenever I read a good story as soon as I finish the story or the chapter I'll lean back in the chair at my desk and look at myself in the mirror attached to my bedroom vanity and scream silently. I fangirl a lot :) I love to write and want to be an author. I will take requests, but only for Auslly, Seddie Kick. So read my stories and review them, cause I love me some reviews. Eat your hearts out, you horny motherfuckers! |
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All Coming Back To Me by angeface0109 reviews
Senior year is here at last! But, trouble arises for Sam and Freddie when future plans clash, and a familiar face from Sam's past resurfaces. They thought they could make it through anything after Junior year, but will they be able to survive the pressure coming from every corner? *Sequel to Heart Attack*
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,268 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
One Weekend In Vegas by Kcoquete reviews
A trip to Vegas for Team Austin & Ally. What happens when both Austin and Ally arrive with someone else? A different take on 'What Happens In Vegas.' This is rated M for a reason, there will be lemons in future chapters.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,942 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
The House by H.dollz reviews
When Ally has a one night stand in another state , she expects it to end there. She expects to never see Austin Moon again. She definitely doesn't expect the guy she's slept with to end up living in the same house as her. Rated M for all most chapters. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
A Life Of Burlesque by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's father owns a chain of hotels called 'The Dawson'. Austin's family own a burlesque club. What happens when the pair meet? Will things get steamy? Will there be trouble in paradise? Only time will tell. *Edited summary* There will be some rated M stuff. OOC-Ally & Trish
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Austin Moon by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally-neighbors, populars and enemies. Will they learn to get along? Will their relationship change when one of them has a new love interest? Who knows. I'm rubbish at summaries give it a go.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Piano by H.dollz reviews
"We can't do it against the piano!" "That can be argued." Raura / Contains mature scenes / Twoshot
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
IGoodbye by Friends4ever55 reviews
What if Carly and Freddie were dating? And Sam was the one to say Goodbye? Can someone stop her and bring her home? Or will she leave and not return? Takes place after their high school graduation. Ages 19ish! Please read and Review! SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,289 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Red Lolly by H.dollz reviews
Austin watches Ally eat an ice lolly, during one especially hot day at the Sonic Boom. Sexual tension ensues.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Project Love by cupcake291 reviews
"So the answer is simple," Dez spoke to Ally. "Find yourself a boyfriend to impress your boss." "Soo, Austin this is easy," Trish continued. "Find yourself a girl to settle down with." The two stared down, lost in thought. They picked up their drinks and downed it in one drink. Slamming the empty glass on the bar table, they both looked up, determination set in their eyes.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,842 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
About A Dress by H.dollz reviews
This story takes place at the Teen Choice Awards. "That dress. That fucking blue dress. It was all he could think about. Made of such a thin, wispy material, he could practically feel it tearing under his hands...He shook his head. No. Wrong. That was wrong. Thinking about her like that ... About doing that to her... Was wrong. Right?" Raura. Twoshot. Disclaimer in Chapter three.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Scene by H.dollz reviews
The producers of Austin & Ally decide to film a more... mature episode, in response to the demands of the public. Ross and Laura, who are 'just friends', end up having to film an interesting scene together. Not awkward at all. Raura with a hint of Auslly. Twoshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Want by H.dollz reviews
Ally Dawson is a bad-ass, spoilt, rich girl who is used to getting everything she wants. And Austin Moon is no exception. AU fic, OOC. AustinxAlly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Up & Away by beautiflxoblvn reviews
RAURA with a hint of AUSLLY. What happens when, on Ross & Laura's private plane ride home from promoting the show in Australia, Laura is sent a link to a naughty fan fic by a fan? What's more, what happens when she finds the guts to read it and her body reacts in such a way that she just can't control herself? A fan fic about a fan fic. Wut? TWO SHOT. Guest Starring thebossherself!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Jealousy by H.dollz reviews
When Austin is told that Dallas - the guy who has lusted after Ally, his wife for years - has contacted Ally... Well, Austin makes sure that Ally knows that she is his and his only. So much smutty goodness in this fic. Aussly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Casual by H.dollz reviews
"We just kind of casually had sex. It's not love. Psh, no. Of course not. It's just that we're both teens, and we both get... hormonal every once in a while, and we need some kind of release. It'll never happen again. I promise." Trish scoffed. "Never happen again, huh? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that." AustinxAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Enjoyable Torture by H.dollz reviews
Ally!" I begged, jiggling the doorknob furiously. "Yes?" She replied me. I watched her on my computer screen as she trailed a finger slowly up her thigh, and I cursed her for video-chatting me in the first place. I usually wouldn't mind her touching herself like that, but, today, I did, because of the simple fact that she was behind a locked door and was refusing to let me in.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Wrong That Feels Right by H.dollz reviews
Desire. Pure and utter desire, and want and need. Those were to only words to describe what both Austin and Ally felt when they thought about each other. If only they weren't step-siblings. If only their parents hand't gotten married. AU fic. OOC. Austin/Ally Lemons-a-plenty, kids. Read at your own risk.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Mile High In The Sky by H.dollz reviews
"I looked all over the plane, but I can't find the form," she said innocently, like that was all the explanation I would require, and I wouldn't for a second question the fact that she was naked, and sitting in the cockpit and wearing my pilot hat. I swallowed. "The form for what?" "To induct me into the Mile High Club," She purred. Auslly twoshot. Includes sexual stuff. AU. OOC
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Incentive by H.dollz reviews
Incentive: Dictionary definition; something that motivates an individual to perform an action. When Austin's music career causes him to start failing at school, Ally offers to start studying with him. To stop him from losing interest, Ally gives him an offer he can't refuse... But first he has to get his grades up. AllyxAustin
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Don't look back in anger by Joker- why so serious reviews
Jack's gone. He left without a goodbye, and also left Kim heartbroken. Now he's back. It's only been a year, things couldn't have changed that much right? Well, he is in for a lot of surprises. Kim's changed, a lot. What will these two do now that they have reunited? Rated T for swearing, might change it to M later on.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,053 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Just Desserts by AnniKay reviews
Immediate followup to iLove You. What if Freddie and Sam couldn't follow through on their breakup. Follow Seddie as they grow and learn together.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,526 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Touch of Your Hand by ObsessFirstAskQuestionsLater reviews
Everything about her was perfect, her raven black hair, her half smile, her beautiful porcelain skin, and she was mine.All mine. And today I'd tell her that I loved her, and she'd really be mine for the first time. Body, mind, and soul. Bemmett & Lemony
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
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Happy Birthday, Sam reviews
Ok, so I know it's Valentine's Day, not Sam's birthday, but I wanted to write a nice, fluffy one shot and this idea popped into my head. Warning: explicit; amazing! :D
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Freddie B., Sam P.] - Complete
Want U Bad reviews
The long-awaited second installment of "The LOUDER Collection." Austin realizes at a party that he is in love with Ally, but unfortunately...she has a boyfriend. What does Austin do about it? Do Austin & Ally get together?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Now and Forever reviews
A Seddie rewrite of my KICK story, "More Than Friends With Benefits." Sam and Freddie would not explain their relationship as friends...so they are enemies with benefits. Or are they?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Don't Leave Me reviews
"I hate you, Austin Moon!" / "You and I both know that isn't true. You just hate what is going to happen." / "Why are you leaving me?" AUSLLY one-shot; steamy shower sex! Rated M!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Kung Fu Love reviews
Ok, so I know it's a horrible title, but this story is a Kick rewritten version of my Seddie story "iStill Love You." Jack and Kim are both crushing on each other, but they think their feelings are unrequited. Will their sexual tension lead to something good?
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Pass Me By reviews
The first installment of "The LOUDER Collection." Austin writes a new song, inspired by his and Ally's relationship. Contains several flashbacks and lots of smutty Auslly goodness! Three-shot. Sort of a songfic. Enjoy!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
More Than Friends With Benefits reviews
So with all the KICK requests I have been getting lately, I decided to write a new kick one-shot. Jack and Kim are best friends...with a few benefits. But what happens after one steamy night when Kim wants more? Will their friendship crumble or will it blossom into something more?
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
iStill Love You reviews
A story that I wrote a long time ago and then just found on my hard drive...it's been four months since Sam and Freddie broke up, and they are still both totally in love with each other. Will the tension between them just snap and allow them to get back together again, or will Seddie be forever apart?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dirty Nights reviews
A smutty outtake from the story "Project Love" by It's not necessary to read that story before this one, but I highly recommend After a dramatic evening, popstar Austin Moon, who has been dating lawyer Ally Dawson for a few months, brings Ally back to his apartment for some One-shot! NOW WITH A SEQUAL AND SMUT IN BOTH CHAPTERS!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Massage reviews
After Ross and Laura shoot a particularly intimate Austin & Ally scene, Laura immediately escapes to her dressing room for some 'relief.' What happens when Ross finds her and offers to give her a massage - naked? Total smut! Two-shot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Bad Boy, Naughty Girl reviews
Ally just moved to Miami, and she is quickly dubbed a nerd. But only her best friend Trish knows that she has a major dirty side...and that includes dreaming about fucking Austin Moon, the school's bad boy and hottie extraordinaire. Will that dream ever become a reality?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Ally and her boyfriend go out to a club one night and Ally gets cozy with another guy. What happens when her boyfriend gets mad? Rated M for extreme smut and hot jealous Austin! :D
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Tease reviews
Kim teases Jack and they go back to her house for some fun.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Sex After School reviews
A sweet little sexy, smutty one-shot about Kick sex. Enjoy!
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
When Jack Comes Back reviews
Jack had just been gone on a three day business trip, and he came back home to his sexy wife, Kim. They have some fun. *wink* WARNING: Rated M for intense sexual scenes, swearing, and pure smut!
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
A Special Night reviews
Kim and Jack have been dating for three years, and Jack come home ready for some good sex. But, he has a surprise up his sleeve. I started this fic going one way and then completely turned it around, but I think it turned out good. WARNING: Rated M for heavy sexual content and pure smuttiness.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Jack B., Kim C.] - Complete
Kim's Dirty Side reviews
Kim seems like a nice, innocent girl, but she has a dirty, slutty dark side. Jack figures that out! Majorly OOC and MA, very sexual, not for anyone who can't handle it. I haven't seen anything like this on th, e Kickin' It archive yet. WARNING: BDSM, spanking, sluttyness, sex slave, etc.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
