River is hidden on Serenity avoiding an arranged marriage to someone she doesn't know or love. This is about her adventures with the crew of Serenity.

Jayne knows what to do when a job goes south; take the cargo and run. But what happens when the cargo is a certain silver cryo box? Series AU, Rayne.

She's handled tough things. Ugly bridesmaid dresses, her father's illness, spray-painting an active volcano.

"So you mean to tell me that you have never had a real, meaningful relationship with a woman? That's a very sad life for a man to lead Jayne," Book said. "Well, I don' know that I'd call it meaningful… But I guess ya could count my wife." JaynexOC

An adventure-romance that incorporates elements of the movies and the book. Kira is a nomad from the Eryn Vorn forest who travels to Hobbiton to find work. She is hired by Gandalf to aid in the Quest of Erebor and ends up in a love triangle with Fili and Thorin. Will ultimately include an alternate ending to the Hobbit. NOTE: I don't own any part except my character.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Jayne wakes up to find a naked River in his bed. How did she get there, why wasn't he more upset? When Mal gives them a job things start to happen that set a series of events in motion that neither of them want to stop.

A list of things you browncoats may do...

Funny little one shot inspired by my puppy.

Because it can't all be smut. A little bit of fluff with the dwarves of Middle Earth. Series of fluffy one shots which will mostly be K ratings with the occasional bump up to T.

Pre-Series. In this very anticipatory moment, Zoe couldn't possibly be happier. Written for Female Character Trope Fest on LJ & AO3 in response to the prompt 'Firefly: Zoe Washburne, wedding dresses.' Zoe/Wash.

Job interviews are always nerve-wracking. Even more so when the person who's interviewing you is Anders Johnson.

A quick snipet from River's point of view on Simon and how he saves a man's life in the hospital on Ariel.

Just left all alone. She didn't want to be alone, where was her Mal? He was gone, just like the rest of them. Why did they just leave her here? It wasn't fair. She wanted to go with them. She loved all of them, she was with them, all of them for so long. It didn't matter where they went, she'd always be with them. "You know, I named you after her who was named after a battlefield."

Yet again, another porn-without-plot story about the delicious Thorin Oakenshield and the female!reader. Summary : Everynight, every-single-night, I palm myself to completion imagining all the filthy things I would do to you Yeah… enough said :D **I have no shame and I regret nothing, except perhaps, not owning Thorin Oakenshield**

To Kaylee's abject horror, River announces to Simon that she has "borrowed" Kaylee's "power drill". Fluff and hilarity ensues. Written for unicornesque

Axl notices that someone in the tv reminds quite much of his brother, Anders. Maybe even too much?

Fili/Reader (M!);His gaze travels across the room,but moves back to you as he puts his drink down.There's a dark look in his eyes which sends heat rushing through your body.You're not sure how to react as he smirks slightly and looks back to his companions.There's something devilish and wicked about that smile.And you can't help but notice that his gaze keeps flickering back to you

There's a graveyard in Persephone; there's a gravestone with eight names on it. There's a man that always visits it, every year on the same day as you. It's been years, and you wonder if maybe this time you'll work up the courage to ask him who those people were...

Oakensmut. Pure amazing no true plot Oakensmut. Seriously, if you one up the King in any way, the King will have his say. (Thorin/Female OC)

Simon and Kaylee are finally heading in the right direction... until Inara gets in the way. In honor of flu and allergy season.

"Allow me to put things into perspective," Fili offered, rolling onto his stomach and peering at his brother's profile. "Though you don't remember it… it's not the first time you've been mistaken for… something else." Sequel to A Manly Problem, but can also be read alone.

Jayne has a secret, one River tries to get him to admit to. DARK fic. DARK DARK DARK fic. Especially Chapter 2. Warning: Dark, implied non-con, main character death, blood, rape, drinking. Did I mention dark?

She really shouldn't have asked. Season 1, oneshot.

Tony's having problems naming his newly created element in this E-Mail exchange. Pre-Avengers, Post-IM2.

Jayne devises two drastic plans to deal with the perplexing problem that is River Tam. One-shot. Post-BDM. Please review.

Dark!Simon AU post-BDM: "Kaylee screamed again, bloody murder. Simon grinned at the whimsy of the expression that had crossed his mind. Bloody murder. What a colorful turn of phrase. He liked it." Extremely dark, M for some fairly graphic violence.

Adelai Nishka gets ahold of everyone on board Serenity. VERY ADULT CONTENT! PLEASE READ & HEED WARNINGS AT TOP OF STORY!

Jayne is given incentive to improve his reading skills. Rayne.

He can't stop himself, and he's past feeling guilty. But he's too tightly-wound for someone who's regularly living their darkest, greediest wishes. And for some gorram reason, he can't stop asking her stuff. VERY smutty. Sort of BDSM. Review please.

Simon, dealing with nature. Or, not. ONE SHOT, in no way tied to anything else.

Mal, Simon and Jayne have a manly drink together round the campfire. Inspired by Stephen Lynch's "Best Friend Song." Warning for very strong language and sexual thingies. Rayne implied.

He has her trapped and she can't see a way out. Why does she hurt? Not nice by any stretch of the imagination. Not Rayne

//Rayne// River wonders why she has never noticed Jayne before. Written for Valentine's Challenge.

Jayne enrolls River in the Advanced Studies program at Cobb University. This is a Rayne fic and is rated M for adult situations

Mal and company take a vacation. River and Jayne discover each other, Simon and Jayne waterski like bad asses, River bikes, Kaylee goes fishing, Zoe and Jayne sing, the crew members have a water fight and River paints Jayne's toenails.

The crew find a rerun of Dr. Horrible on the cortex, much to the dismay of their Captain.

Jayne and River share their commitment with the crew

Rayne. Smut. Someone's not being exactly truthful. It might be River. One of three responses to the "Nothin' But Smut" Challenge over @ Copper for a Kiss. Turn away if smut be not what you seek.

A hard working man deserves a drink to cool off. Rayne. Another quotechallenge fic.

The crew is informed about the Academy's newest science project, RT215042518, River's daughter. Upon her rescue, River has to learn how to be a mother.

No bad deed ever goes unpunished. JayneRiver. More sad, than romantic. Rated M Just in Case.

Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.

After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!

Just a moment between Kaylee and Jayne, PG for one swear word. FIRST FIREFLY STORY ON First NONSLASH Firefly story EVER! WHEE! I feel special :