Welcome to the world of Apple in the Ocean! A world where thoughts take on writing and drag (force) you into an incredible journey! *cheesy music starts playing in background*

You: W-where, where am I?

An apple sprout suddenly from the ground (yes, I know that apples grow on bushes. Just- just deal with it, yeah?) and a flash of glittery silver blinds 'You' before a person comes forth from the mist!

Me: Welcome, weary-

You: (deadpan) I'm not weary

Me:- traveller! Welcome to my humble abode! Allow me to lead you through the glorious world of Apple in the Ocean! But first (whip out book and sit on Apple, look serious) allow me to tell you about myself.

You:No, really, you don't-

Me: It allll started on a bright and sunny day! I am told that the angels sang when I was first born!

--Skip to advert--

Me: So THAT is how I defeated the Bumbalaen Dragonmouse!

You:...Fascinating.

Me:Indeed.

You: Whatever. Anyway, tell me about your stories!

Me: Ah yes! My little gems! My precious babies! My darling-

You: (stares)

Me: (shuts up) Well, I suppose I should start off with what I'm like as a writer...here goes!

I do very much love writing, as you can hopefully tell, and due to that fact, I don't like spewing out rubbish to my readers if I can help it. I accept all types of opinions (unless they're truly evil comments spawned from hellfire) and enjoy hearing people's thoughts. I love writing about action and the complexity of human life...I love making my readers think and battle for answers- I also like making them delve a bit deeper into the text...maybe something I wrote there meant a lot more than what it just sounds like...

My style is my own, and one I'm (please excuse me) proud of. Hmm...writing? Let's just say I love painting words onto paper and watching them grow. Everyone interprets something differently; so isn't it exciting to think that I can give you something that is personally for you? No one else will read it the exact same way you do- isn't that utterly incredible?

I do update even though I'm a busy person (you know, world domination and all that) so you can rely on me for never giving up on a story.

You: Is that all?

Me: Uh...yeah. I mean, I was going to tell you some of my upcoming stories in Naruto and Alex Rider but...uh, I should finsish my other ones first...

You: (mutters something)

Me: Huh? What?

You: (head snaps up) Nothing, nothing! I just wanted to know about...uh...your recent battle?

Me: (eyes burn in ferocity) AH! It was a tough battle- but I came out alive! But now, now I am starving for more challenges. (Whip off glove and slap 'You' around the face) DUEL ME!!

FIGHT!!

('Grass rustles. Oh no! It's a wild Pokemon!)

"GO, BIBARELLLL!!!"

(Rules: If you have anything that you'd like me to write (nothing...erm...dirty, please. That's kinda...uh, embarrassing) JUST PM me!!! Be it in Alex Rider, Naruto, D. Gray man or something else (I may not have read, watched, eaten or listened to it, so don't be offended if I can't) I would be more than willing to accept your fiendish challenge!! Ps. Bear in mind, please, that I don't tend to write romance. So if you want me to write it, you'd better be good about asking it! PPS. The 'Fight' button option is available, but so is the 'Flee' option. I might choose to do a runner if I'm uncomfortable with your idea)

"BIBARELL! TACKLE!"

--The End--

Me: Well then. Now that that's done, what are you waiting for? Get going and REEEAAADD! *cheesy music starts playing again as 'You' is kicked from the planet*

(Side note- You have probably realised from this that I live more in the realm of Imagination than I do in Reality. Happy reading)

...Aaaannnddd the progress...

music starts playing and camera pans onto person in apple suit wearing cat eye glasses and shuffling papers*

Apple- Good evening and good afternoon. Today I announce the progress that is developing in recent stories. Over to you, Apple.

person in apple suit dives out of chair and sprints to a board, whipping off cat eye glasses and dragging on a tie*

Apple- Thank you, Apple. Well, if you just examine the chart here...

The Price of a Collar- BUSY BUSY BUSY! No, I'm afraid. Not busy with this. At the moment I simply have no time to write another chapter of this story, my life's too hectic. But, once everything settles down I'll start writing it.

Eyes Tell (Mostly) All-There's actually more of this written than I once thought, but as I've already mentioned, I'm super busy, so being able to finish it at the moment is another matter completely.

(Not So) Lone Rider- ????

Toy Soldier, Boy Soldier- Half written, but I'm not too keen. Bring out the scissors!!

Apple- And that's all for now, folks!