Hey!!

I live in New York and I love to read books, watch movies and listen to music!! I have the weirdest sense of humor and it's really easy to make me laugh. Here's some basic facts about me:

Gender: Female

Favorite Books: The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Raven Cycle, The Book Thief, The Infernal Devices, and there's too many to list.

Favorite Song: Man on a Wire by The Script

Favorite Band: The Script. I also enjoy Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Mayday Parade, The Cab, The Maine and Panic! at the disco

Favorite Music Genre: Alternative/Punk Rock

Favorite Color: Blue!!

Favorite Quote: I am the architect of my own destruction.

Favorite T.V. Show: Gilmore Girls. Lorelai Gilmore is my spirit animal

Favorite hang out: the library

Godly parent: Athena

House at Hogwarts: Gryffindor

Favorite Outsider Character: Ponyboy. I swear, that kid's the male version of me, minus the smoking.

Fictional Character I am in love with: Rudy Steiner from The Book Thief. I fucking love him.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY (Divergent reference)

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

If you see the irony in this, copy and paste it into your profile.

STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (Ya we can really help stop those traffic accidents if we just get those toddlers to stop driving).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (I would hope so).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Um. Okay...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Which would be...?).

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).